Harry Potter Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 That will be the ones who lead the applause for the pilot getting them all home alive. And the ones that dont admit they hate flying, hence the claps of relief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 And the ones that dont admit they hate flying, hence the claps of relief. Only ever experienced the clapping on flights to and from Glasgow and once on a Ryanair flight. Not to dissimilar I suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Twats in the office lavvy putting feckin chewing gum in the urinal. The middens should be made to pick it out with their teeth and feckin eat it. Fuds ! Twats, fuds and middens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 Just read it back. Limited vocabulary is a right shitter. Point compounded by 'shitter' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 Sitting down on the dunny for a Tom and half way through realizing there is no bog roll. Its in the airing cupboard at the other end of the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 You'll be a bit browned off then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 You'll be a bit browned off then! Had to do the "old man shuffle" down the corridor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutley Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 Had to do the "old man shuffle" down the corridor I also keep my spare toilet roll as far as reasonably possible from my bathroom. I have this crazy mate who insists on keeping it in the bathroom, total nutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 (edited) Woman at work behind me spent 2 months in Australia and she's come back with the most ridiculous, whiney, ****ing irritating voice. Hiiiiiiii, you all riiiiiiighttttt? **** off. - Rant over. I feel better. Edited March 10, 2017 by King prawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 Woman at work behind me spent 2 months in Australia and she's come back with the most ridiculous, whiney, ******* irritating voice. Hiiiiiiii, you all riiiiiiighttttt? **** off. - Rant over. I feel better. Does she put an accent on whilst doing this? Weirdo behaviour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 (edited) http://www.vi-poo.com/ This nonsense. Edited March 10, 2017 by Cade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simo Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 In a temporary place till we move into our new house in a couple of weeks so don't have wifi and the mobile Internet signal in South queensferry is brutal. Takes minutes to load a page of kickback and read the shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 (edited) http://www.vi-poo.com/ This nonsense. Embarrassing bathroom odours? I shout on my wife to come and look if I've layed something big and smelly Edited March 10, 2017 by IronJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 Sitting down on the dunny for a Tom and half way through realizing there is no bog roll. Its in the airing cupboard at the other end of the house.Better than still in the shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 People that start new threads for individual seethes instead of posting them in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 People that start new threads for individual seethes instead of posting them in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 People that start new threads for individual seethes instead of posting them in here. Nailed it. Thinking their seethes are more worthwhile than anyone elses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Does she put an accent on whilst doing this? Weirdo behaviour! Yes! If she'd been there for 10 years I'd be a bit irate as it's annoying but 2 months? Bizarre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 People that start new threads for individual seethes instead of posting them in here. You should start a seethe thread about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychedelicropcircle Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Costa coffee machines, when you go to pull the lid out and end up wi 2 every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Costa coffee machines, when you go to pull the lid out and end up wi 2 every time. First-World type seethe TBH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Hygge, aye? Loafing around, if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Yes! If she'd been there for 10 years I'd be a bit irate as it's annoying but 2 months? Bizarre. It's just an attention seek to get people to ask about their life. ****ing annoying, and it's not only women that do it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobey Dosser Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 People that start new threads for individual seethes instead of posting them in here. I came in here to post this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Embarrassing bathroom odours? I shout on my wife to come and look if I've layed something big and smelly Are you me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Are you me? No, and you're not as good at that as me unless the air in the bathroom stings your eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 No, and you're not as good at that as me unless the air in the bathroom stings your eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chubby1973 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Last day of my holiday. Think i"ll catch some sun after 2 days of pissing rain. Out for half an hour and i look like rodney trotter when delboy added a few mintues to his sun bed. You'd after 40 odd years, ginger and hot sun does not end well!!! Fud!!! Sent from my SM-T580 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Some lowlife has stolen my foodwaste bin. From my garden. Furious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 A contingency plan for the Jimmy Carter is a must in Jonno land. Sound advice for our younger readers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Sound advice for our younger readers. Further news - he also, occasionally posts in English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Yep. But only when I have my sensible head on.... Further news - he's got two heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ordered a suit jacket last month. An absolute steal it was. Decided to order the trousers to go with it for a couple of weddings coming up. Just checked my order and I've ordered a 42 inch waist. I'm a 32. The seethe is directed towards myself for being a total tit. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Ordered a suit jacket last month. An absolute steal it was. Decided to order the trousers to go with it for a couple of weddings coming up. Just checked my order and I've ordered a 42 inch waist. I'm a 32. The seethe is directed towards myself for being a total tit. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk you have two choices, 1 - get it tailored to fit 2 - eat excessive amounts and increase your waist so they fit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Innocuous threads that are disappeared off The Terrace while threads full of abusive remarks are allowed to ramble on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Innocuous threads that are disappeared off The Terrace while threads full of abusive remarks are allowed to ramble on. Totally this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Plastic cups at a water fountain. Absolutely impossible to pull out just one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Not far out, then. One of these weddings isn't yours, is it? We haven't managed to get our first online dating thread win, have we? Jesus Christ no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Went for a walk at lunchtime at got caught in a torrential downpour. Soaked to the bone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Me too. Feckin drookit. Nae hat and an effin gilet on. 'My hair and arms are wet'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Being forced to take a week off work due to a broken foot. Most folk would be delighted but I have made some real progress with the children I am currently working with so don't want to miss a minute with them. My boss literally came into my school and ordered me to go home. Still annoying though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Some lowlife has stolen my foodwaste bin. From my garden. Furious. Sure it hasn't just blown away with the high winds recently? In unrelated news, I have a spare foodwaste bin kicking around if anyone needs one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Sure it hasn't just blown away with the high winds recently? In unrelated news, I have a spare foodwaste bin kicking around if anyone needs one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 My work blocking the last page of the Miss West Lothian thread The return of the spiders thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 (edited) My 14 month old playing about with my mobile and going 'all in' on a bet for some Chinese guy winning a set at the tennis without me knowing. All in was ?680. It lost. Edited March 17, 2017 by Homme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 brutal stuff Homme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Absolutely gutting. It was due to be withdrawn anyway since I've a wedding coming up. Was going to buy a new suit and pay off the overnight stay with it. Hell I was even going to buy the Mrs dress for her. Went onto my phone this morning to put my Cheltenham bets on - balance zero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 My 14 month old playing about with my mobile and going 'all in' on a bet for some Chinese guy winning a set at the tennis without me knowing. All in was ?680. It lost. Oh that's a sair yin mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 My 14 month old playing about with my mobile and going 'all in' on a bet for some Chinese guy winning a set at the tennis without me knowing. All in was ?680. It lost. Aw man, that's horrendous. Sorry for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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