Guest GhostHunter Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Robson Green. Extreme Fishing aye ? (sic) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 When fat people sit next to you on the bus then for some strange reason get annoyed when you ask then to move when it's your stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currahee! Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 People who overtake me then decide to turn right at the next junction. What was the point apart from slowing my journey down. Happened to me twice now including this morning. I was doing 60mph when the dick passed me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjambo Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Birthday cards and birthday bottle bags. In fact birthdays. Why celebrate a particular day in the year at all. Look at me, it's my BIRTHDAY, I feel special. Well done, your mum just happened to pump you out on this day x years ago. Whoopey-feckin-do. It's acceptable if you're 5, 18 or 21. Stop it thereafter. miserable fecker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wish Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Going to the bog and the person that's been before you hasn't flushed. Cheers, really wanted to see the contents of your bowels and bladder. People who don't was their hands after going to the bog. Thanks for the germs. Getting a text that says 'were are you' instead of 'where are you' And on the same theme, getting a text that says were instead of we're, as in 'were here' instead of 'we're here' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Birthday cards and birthday bottle bags. In fact birthdays. Why celebrate a particular day in the year at all. Look at me, it's my BIRTHDAY, I feel special. Well done, your mum just happened to pump you out on this day x years ago. Whoopey-feckin-do. It's acceptable if you're 5, 18 or 21. Stop it thereafter. This one. Cards in particular. I don't want your pre-printed message on a bit of card, thanks. Just say happy birthday to me if you really want to. Conversely, I don't give out cards either, and get plenty hassle for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Cards in general. Easter cards, St Pat's day cards, congrats on passing your ****** driving test. Why!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboman1512 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Going to the bog and the person that's been before you hasn't flushed. Cheers, really wanted to see the contents of your bowels and bladder. People who don't was their hands after going to the bog. Thanks for the germs. Getting a text that says 'were are you' instead of 'where are you' And on the same theme, getting a text that says were instead of we're, as in 'were here' instead of 'we're here' This really pisses me off, if my nephew continues to do this he is going to be on the receiving end of a bog wash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Cards in general. Easter cards, St Pat's day cards, congrats on passing your ****** driving test. Why!!!! It's an absolute sham. It's literally the most passive default way to show someone you "care". Especially when all you do is sign your name on them. Hate them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 It's an absolute sham. It's literally the most passive default way to show someone you "care". Especially when all you do is sign your name on them. Hate them. It is only going to get worse now we have Ecards and companies who plug personalised efforts on TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 People at work asking twenty questions about your lunch. Did you make it yourself? You never made that yourself! ? Did yer maw make that for you!? Oooh that looks nice. Someone's being healthy! What that you're eating? **** off and eat your ham piece ya *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 When you send your phone away to get fixed TWICE, finally get it back after going almost two weeks without it only to find that it still isn't ******* working. Proper seethe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartleys_Jam_Tart Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 When you send your phone away to get fixed TWICE, finally get it back after going almost two weeks without it only to find that it still isn't ******* working. Proper seethe. Had this earlier in the year. Absolute rage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Victoria Plumb bathroom adverts. Violence ensues... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 People failure to take the slightest bit of responsibility for their own lives and think they can get by through pleading ignorance. Always someone else's fault whether it be the government, their employer, the council, their bank, the economy, everyone but themselves. Grow the **** up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 William Hill and the fact it now takes up to 5 days to withdraw funds from your online account. Doesn't take 5 ******* days to take deposits off my card though does it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Had this earlier in the year. Absolute rage It's now being repaired for a third time! Apparently I'm not able to get a replacement handset either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Mutant children that ask you to 'go intae the shoap' for them. Twice I got stopped on the way home tonight walking past the shops on Calder Road by these wee arseholes. You're about 12 years old, I'm clearly not going to buy you cider you little tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 It's now being repaired for a third time! Apparently I'm not able to get a replacement handset either. But i bet they r charging u the full wack of ur contract (if u have one) whilst u have no phone. had this problem with a sony ericsson and blackberry where i was without my phone for almost 6 weeks but no replacement. Gave up in the end after it broke and actually got used to an old brick. Iphone now samsung and not an issue in the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticJambo Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 German speed cameras. Three times in three days ... sure the second one caught me pointing at it and mouthing '****'. Wasn't really speeding either. Raging at the time I was. Calmed down as apparently they can't be arsed half the time and only do you ~15 euros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 On Facebook OMG!!! i CAN'T BELIEVE IT, MUST WATCH!! Go fecken die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 But i bet they r charging u the full wack of ur contract (if u have one) whilst u have no phone. had this problem with a sony ericsson and blackberry where i was without my phone for almost 6 weeks but no replacement. Gave up in the end after it broke and actually got used to an old brick. Iphone now samsung and not an issue in the world Aye, paying ?40 a month for a phone I can't use. I got a temporary phone while the second repair was being done but gave them it back when I went to collect my 'fixed' phone yesterday. Thankfully they've not charged me a penny for either repair because it's still under warranty. Ended up taking it to the Samsung shop in town and now they've got it in for a look. A mate has given me an emergency phone he bought ages ago for the time being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 See folk who don't indicate when driving.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 See folk who don't indicate when driving.................... see folk who indicate right when driving, then turn left......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 See folk who don't indicate when driving.................... Nothing makes me flip quite like when I've judged the crossing of a road by checking oncoming traffic by looking at their indicators, for a car to turn into my path that wasn't indicating. Inexcusable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckydug Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 [modedit] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Folk who are surprised, constantly, by the date. "Oooft, can you believe it's September already!". "Och, and it'll be october in no time" I've never been in a coma so have therefore never been surprised by what month it is and yet the prattling cabbages in my office live in a world of constant bewilderment because day follows night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Proud Mummy moments. What the **** is this shite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Selection boxes in the shops. **** off out my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 "Here's my handsome little boy with his new bow tie collar for him to wear on his birthday. Happy birthday to my beautiful little boy Benji. Can't believe it's been 2 years! You have changed our life's completley in a good way of course. We all love you Lots!" Accompanied by a photo of dog in said collar. I like dogs but this is ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaganator Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 "Here's my handsome little boy with his new bow tie collar for him to wear on his birthday. Happy birthday to my beautiful little boy Benji. Can't believe it's been 2 years! You have changed our life's completley in a good way of course. We all love you Lots!" Accompanied by a photo of dog in said collar. I like dogs but this is ridiculous. Humiliating proud dogs & dressing them up like a **** because you want a photo for Facebook is shameful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Humiliating proud dogs & dressing them up like a **** because you want a photo for Facebook is shameful Anyone who puts clothes on a dog is someone who shouldn't be allowed in normal society. ******* freaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Anyone who puts clothes on a dog is someone who shouldn't be allowed in normal society. ******* freaks. It should classed as animal cruelty. ******* weirdos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Folk who get their dole money and class it as "pay day" Naw it's no How about you get off your arse and get a job then you will know what a pay day really is Scrounging ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Wee boys and girls who have thousands of followers on Twitter and Instagram and class themselves as celebrities. Naw, you're no famous ya wee f*d. They tweet the most generic sh*te and claim that they thought it up in order to get retweets and favourites, get a life man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Humiliating proud dogs & dressing them up like a **** because you want a photo for Facebook is shameful tbf, you've just anthropomorphised dogs as well by referring to them as proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 "Here's my handsome little boy with his new bow tie collar for him to wear on his birthday. Happy birthday to my beautiful little boy Benji. Can't believe it's been 2 years! You have changed our life's completley in a good way of course. We all love you Lots!" Accompanied by a photo of dog in said collar. I like dogs but this is ridiculous. It's the fact they're talking about the dog as if it's a child that annoys me. There's a bird on my Facebook does the exact same thing. Tragic beyond belief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambosammy Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I seethe jakies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 I don't know why it does my head in so much, but people that stop in the bicycle bit at the traffic lights. It genuinely makes about 5 seconds of different, why not just stop at the ******* right line? And if you're stopped in there and a cyclists goes to stop in there, its pretty dangerous for the cyclist. It makes no difference to my journey likes, but just does my tits in when i see people do it. Mostly taxis i see do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyRightPeg Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 On the cyclist subject, i just have a strong dislike for cyclists on the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Not sure why people dislike cyclists so much. I drive through town frequently and never had a problem with cyclists. Drivers on the other hand... - Switching lanes without looking/indicating and lane discipline in general. - Failing to understand how filter lights operate (i.e right filter only, yet many drive straight on, especially at Haymarket). - Stopping in cyclists boxes as mentioned above. - Stopping in box junctions. - Pointless overtaking. All of the above are common occurrences from drivers in the city centre. Drivers are definitely more of a problem than cyclists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Wright Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 I don't know why it does my head in so much, but people that stop in the bicycle bit at the traffic lights. It genuinely makes about 5 seconds of different, why not just stop at the ******* right line? And if you're stopped in there and a cyclists goes to stop in there, its pretty dangerous for the cyclist. It makes no difference to my journey likes, but just does my tits in when i see people do it. Mostly taxis i see do it. Sure this is a traffic offence now. ?60 fine and 3 points Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandt Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 (edited) Anyone who puts clothes on a dog is someone who shouldn't be allowed in normal society. ******* freaks. Dressing a dog up and taking it out on a roasting hot day could be construed as cruelty as dogs dont have sweat glands. Edited September 13, 2014 by Brandt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 On the cyclist subject, i just have a strong dislike for cyclists on the road. That's an original thought right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 When in my car i hate everyone. Drivers, cyclists, pedestrians, road workers and often even my passengers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Cyclists on West Shore Road this morning riding 3 abreast! Had to follow them for a while before the outside one changed course without a signal to turn into Granton Sq. One of the other 2 did signal a right turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavman33 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Idiots that cycle without holding the handle bars saying look at me "I'm amazing" When ever I see one of the above I so want them to crash into a bus just to teach them a lesson for being a smug **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 My seethe is not at cyclists but pricks on their bikes Why isn't there an insurance requirement for ALL road users ? People who try to belittle others by using words that most people won't use in everyday vocabulary it's a form of bullying IMO On a bus yesterday why do some people have such bad personal hygiene? How much is it for a bar of soap ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Folk that insist on keeping their brollies up even though it has quite clearly stopped raining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Folk that say 'texted'! Heard a radio advert mentioning this which reignited a seethe fuse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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