rossthejambo Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 Has it? Hahahah. That would make my joke to you even funnier!!! :lol: You seriously think I would be so stupid to tell you where I put the bet on? After everything else I have said about jeapordising my bet? Think about it Ace. So are you telling me if you told me where you put the bet on, I could go in if he won and claim your winnings WITHOUT the betting slip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 never has this emotion been more relevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeepers Posted October 16, 2010 Author Share Posted October 16, 2010 Nice to see all the doubting lerkers coming out the woodwork. Sarcasm and piss poor humour surely is my forte it would seem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 Let's be honest, I've got form in that particular area. That's why I got such lousy odds - but a win's a win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 YOU ******* LIAR. The Betfred on Lothian Road closed on the 18th of April 2010. You know how I know? I ******* MANAGED THE PLACE. :rofl: YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ACEY ACEY ACEY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 I'm starting to worry that we're just scaring a paranoid old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 Jeepers, I have mates who work for Betfred in all the shops in the central belt. I can easily find out if someone's placed a ?1000 bet on the X Factor in a Betfred shop. edit: Let me pre-empt you; you drove down to Portsmouth to place the bet, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 That's why I got such lousy odds - but a win's a win. Don't cash that slip just yet Uly. It was all a ruse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeepers Posted October 16, 2010 Author Share Posted October 16, 2010 Jeepers, I have mates who work for Betfred in all the shops in the central belt. I can easily find out if someone's placed a ?1000 bet on the X Factor in a Betfred shop. You do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 You do that Remaining defiant. I admire your persistence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 You do that SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET LITTLE BOI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 You do that Save me some time, then: Musselburgh, Falkirk, Dalgetty Bay, Stirling...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Loverman Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 Jeepers, I have mates who work for Betfred in all the shops in the central belt. I can easily find out if someone's placed a ?1000 bet on the X Factor in a Betfred shop. edit: Let me pre-empt you; you drove down to Portsmouth to place the bet, right? You do that now this will be put to bed - timescales? COB Monday realistic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeepers Posted October 16, 2010 Author Share Posted October 16, 2010 By the way I'm loving the overwhelming praising of Acey. Clearly he's found me out. You can all go to your beds content that he knows BetFred is closed. Its only been closed for about 5 months. Information that only a top secret BetFred manager would know. Congratulations Kickbacker shed dwellers. I have been well and truly duped. I hope in a few months time when I post my losing bet, or my wads of ?20 notes you won't feel too bad. I'll remember those who were acting half decent about my bet. To the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyp Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 I love threads like this! "This threads a belter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 I'm going to be honest, I'm very confused with what's going down on this thread. Has Jeepers been playing us all along, sitting back cooly whilst he sends Acey on a wild goose chase to find out if his bet is real when in fact he's placed the bet at Ladbrokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Loverman Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 By the way I'm loving the overwhelming praising of Acey. Clearly he's found me out. You can all go to your beds content that he knows BetFred is closed. Its only been closed for about 5 months. Information that only a top secret BetFred manager would know. Congratulations Kickbacker shed dwellers. I have been well and truly duped. I hope in a few months time when I post my losing bet, or my wads of ?20 notes you won't feel too bad. I'll remember those who were acting half decent about my bet. To the rest I'm with you Jeepers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 By the way I'm loving the overwhelming praising of Acey. Clearly he's found me out. You can all go to your beds content that he knows BetFred is closed. Its only been closed for about 5 months. Information that only a top secret BetFred manager would know. Congratulations Kickbacker shed dwellers. I have been well and truly duped. I hope in a few months time when I post my losing bet, or my wads of ?20 notes you won't feel too bad. I'll remember those who were acting half decent about my bet. To the rest Whether you placed the bet or not, you lied horribly, and I made you look very silly indeed. That's all we're concerned about at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeepers Posted October 16, 2010 Author Share Posted October 16, 2010 I'm going to be honest, I'm very confused with what's going down on this thread. Has Jeepers been playing us all along, sitting back cooly whilst he sends Acey on a wild goose chase to find out if his bet is real when in fact he's placed the bet at Ladbrokes. Nah, I'm far too silly to come up with something as intricate as that! Ladbrokes were only offering 4's. I would have just put it on there as its just down the road, but I needed value for money with such a stake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 I'm going to be honest, I'm very confused with what's going down on this thread. Has Jeepers been playing us all along, sitting back cooly whilst he sends Acey on a wild goose chase to find out if his bet is real when in fact he's placed the bet at Ladbrokes. Ok Ross. Sit down and take this all in. What has happened is ... JEEPERS has claimed he has made a ?1000 cash money bet on some X-factor guy. Doubts were raised. He was challenged to scan his slip (which is standard procedure) but refused. He was then asked where the bet was he placed. He said Betfred Lothian Road. Acey was infact the Betfred Lothian Road MANAGER. It has been shut since APRIL. Jeepers Creepers is now claiming that he was pulling our legs. Mr Romanovs verdict - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeepers Posted October 17, 2010 Author Share Posted October 17, 2010 I'm with you Jeepers I'll PM you after the events. Little bit of faith is all I asked. I was just foolish in thinking my gentle sarcastic humour would be picked up on by EVERYONE. At least you get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyp Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Nah, I'm far too silly to come up with something as intricate as that! Ladbrokes were only offering 4's. I would have just put it on there as its just down the road, but I needed value for money with such a stake. You are now in a bigger hole than the Chilean miners! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeepers Posted October 17, 2010 Author Share Posted October 17, 2010 Whether you placed the bet or not, you lied horribly, and I made you look very silly indeed. That's all we're concerned about at the moment. If only I knew of your inside information, I wouldn't have been so foolish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Loverman Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Ok Ross. Sit down and take this all in. What has happened is ... JEEPERS has claimed he has made a ?1000 cash money bet on some X-factor guy. Doubts were raised. He was challenged to scan his slip (which is standard procedure) but refused. He was then asked where the bet was he placed. He said Betfred Lothian Road. Acey was infact the Betfred Lothian Road MANAGER. It has been shut since APRIL. Jeepers Creepers is now claiming that he was pulling our legs. Mr Romanovs verdict - You had a good case until the bit in bold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 I'll PM you after the events. Little bit of faith is all I asked. I was just foolish in thinking my gentle sarcastic humour would be picked up on by EVERYONE. At least you get it. I don't think that you understand what "sarcasm" is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Anyone else noticing the parallels this story has with many religions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Ok Ross. Sit down and take this all in. What has happened is ... JEEPERS has claimed he has made a ?1000 cash money bet on some X-factor guy. Doubts were raised. He was challenged to scan his slip (which is standard procedure) but refused. He was then asked where the bet was he placed. He said Betfred Lothian Road. Acey was infact the Betfred Lothian Road MANAGER. It has been shut since APRIL. Jeepers Creepers is now claiming that he was pulling our legs. Mr Romanovs verdict - Utter madness AP. I'd go as far to say that Mr R's verdict is too generous. Hans Christian Andersen couldn't come up with a fairy story as far fetched as this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 You had a good case until the bit in bold. You're just tragic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Loverman Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 I'll PM you after the events. Little bit of faith is all I asked. I was just foolish in thinking my gentle sarcastic humour would be picked up on by EVERYONE. At least you get it. My good man, I'd like to think I'd get a share of your wealth. Is that too much to ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Loverman Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 You're just tragic. I am? Why thank you x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeepers Posted October 17, 2010 Author Share Posted October 17, 2010 Ok Ross. Sit down and take this all in. What has happened is ... JEEPERS has claimed he has made a ?1000 cash money bet on some X-factor guy. Doubts were raised. He was challenged to scan his slip (which is standard procedure) but refused. He was then asked where the bet was he placed. He said Betfred Lothian Road. Acey was infact the Betfred Lothian Road MANAGER. It has been shut since APRIL. Jeepers Creepers is now claiming that he was pulling our legs. Mr Romanovs verdict - I'm not going to explain everything again, but if you read through the whole thread you will see me giving my reasons for not disclosing information about my bet. I've made two "piss poor" attempts at sarcasm so have been quite rightly identified as a bullshitter. Unfortunately sarcasm is hard to portray on an online forum. Proof isnt though. Proof which will be provided after the X Factor result is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeepers Posted October 17, 2010 Author Share Posted October 17, 2010 My good man, I'd like to think I'd get a share of your wealth. Is that too much to ask? I'll get you a pint or two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 This is Derren Brown 'predicting' the lottery numbers after they've been drawn all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Loverman Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 I'll get you a pint or two minimum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeepers Posted October 17, 2010 Author Share Posted October 17, 2010 I don't think that you understand what "sarcasm" is. Did you like my picture of my betting slip from earlier in the thread? Or weren't you paying attention before. Go on, give it a read, it will only take about 5/10 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Loverman Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 This is Derren Brown 'predicting' the lottery numbers after they've been drawn all over again. If this 'fictional' bet comes in(with evidence), how would you feel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyp Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 I'll get you a pint or two minimum What about me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeepers Posted October 17, 2010 Author Share Posted October 17, 2010 This is Derren Brown 'predicting' the lottery numbers after they've been drawn all over again. yeah. Its almost exactly the same. Except the outcome in this hasn't been decided yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Did you like my picture of my betting slip from earlier in the thread? Or weren't you paying attention before. Go on, give it a read, it will only take about 5/10 minutes. That's not sarcasm. How did you get to a stage in your life, where you can punt ?1000 on a talent show, without knowing what sarcasm is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeepers Posted October 17, 2010 Author Share Posted October 17, 2010 What about me? Maybe a half pint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 If this 'fictional' bet comes in(with evidence), how would you feel? I'd feel happy for the guy that his bet had come in. You don't seem to understand that I'm asking for proof that this bet took place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeepers Posted October 17, 2010 Author Share Posted October 17, 2010 That's not sarcasm. How did you get to a stage in your life, where you can punt ?1000 on a talent show, without knowing what sarcasm is? What would you call it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyp Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 That's not sarcasm. How did you get to a stage in your life, where you can punt ?1000 on a talent show, without knowing what sarcasm is? Jeepers!! Come on!! You are being "pwned" by a 19 year old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 More money than sense. (nap) Jeepers, you know that you can put all this to bed by posting a scan of your bet, right? I have no idea what you have to gain by waiting until the result is know, if you're going to do it either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeepers Posted October 17, 2010 Author Share Posted October 17, 2010 I'd feel happy for the guy that his bet had come in. You don't seem to understand that I'm asking for proof that this bet took place. Happy my arse, you'd be gutted. The bets on. The bets going well so far. you dont like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyp Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 What would you call it? ... nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Loverman Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 I'd feel happy for the guy that his bet had come in. You don't seem to understand that I'm asking for proof that this bet took place. Oh, I understand, but I'm playing the scenario out to see how you would feel if he did win and post evidence - nothing more, nothing less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 More money than sense. (nap) Jeepers, you know that you can put all this to bed by posting a scan of your bet, right? I have no idea what you have to gain by waiting until the result is know, if you're going to do it either way. The funny thing is of course that he'd have been cheaper buying himself another telly and putting it in another room (surely with ?1000 kicking about he has more than one room that could house a tv) and watching something else rather than "betting" on someone to "make it interesting". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeepers Posted October 17, 2010 Author Share Posted October 17, 2010 Jeepers!! Come on!! You are being "pwned" by a 19 year old! I sure am. I will be weeping onto my betting slip, making sure not to blur the barcode of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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