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The Gray Man (2022)

 

CIA assassin gets double crossed. A story that's been done a million times before.
Just a chain of action sequences. No brain power required.

Stars Ryan Gosling, Captain America and Ana de Armas.

Shat out of doing a proper ending to set up a sequel.

5/10

 

 

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William H. Bonney

Triangle of sadness. 4/5

This film definitely won't be for everyone but I thought it was hilarious and absurd in equal measures.  

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Monster Hunter on Netflix. 
Genuinely quite astonishing how awful this is. Mind bogglingly shite. 
The only thing more baffling than the badness is quite why I watched the whole thing. 

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John Findlay
14 hours ago, Tazio said:

Monster Hunter on Netflix. 
Genuinely quite astonishing how awful this is. Mind bogglingly shite. 
The only thing more baffling than the badness is quite why I watched the whole thing. 

Glutton for punishment?

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16 hours ago, Tazio said:

Monster Hunter on Netflix. 
Genuinely quite astonishing how awful this is. Mind bogglingly shite. 
The only thing more baffling than the badness is quite why I watched the whole thing. 

Considering just how good some series on Netflix are it's astonishing how bad some of their films are.

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Samuel Camazzola
6 hours ago, Dawnrazor said:

Considering just how good some series on Netflix are it's astonishing how bad some of their films are.

This was on Sky a while back and not a Netflix produced film. I believe it's based on a video game (but still pish). 

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On 09/04/2023 at 01:15, Tazio said:

Just in from work and spotted Sexy Beast is on telly. Tempted to watch it just for Ben Kingsley’s mental character. Some great lines but disturbing in a mad way. 

Ah Tazio,we watched it that night , sort of,had a few? Although I’d seen it years ago ,it doesn’t disappoint,a high 7/10👍

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rudi must stay
On 04/04/2023 at 12:25, Chimp said:

 

The Whale was such a disappointment I agree. Was expecting so much more. Very boring not what I thought it was going to be.

 

i wish it bored me but The Whale brings up conflicting emotions in me

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EVIL DEAD RISE

 

Lots of gore and blood and some call backs to some of the other films in the franchise. 

 

Not especially scary but worth a watch

Bruce Campbell has a brief voice cameo 

7/10

 

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On 19/04/2023 at 05:48, rudi must stay said:

Robin Hood 2018

 

Angered me with a stupid scene so I stopped watching

 

5/10

 

Generous 5/10 there Rudi.

 

Only film I have ever left the cinema before the end . Russel Crowes accent is all over the place in it.

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On 20/04/2023 at 05:08, rudi must stay said:

the gentleman

 

many tries at this one. i want to like it but  cant

 

5\10

 

Behave yourself Rudi, easily a 8/10 would have been 9 but I cant get on board with Hugh Grant in any film.

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Took the laddie to see the pictures to see Mario. Enjoyed it more than I thought I would.

 

7.5/10

 

Myself and Mrstjambo watched Fall the other night. Again, much better than I thought it was going to be. 
Having a fear of heights added to the atmosphere :lol:

 

7.5/10

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On 24/04/2023 at 15:29, rudi must stay said:

bobs burgers

 

not funny at all. comedy is in a bad way on tv and film wise

 

5/10

I started watching that cartoon and though this was mildly amusing. Seen there was a film so I started watching that too. What a load of shite!!! Yanks are turning into Germans with their humour!

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On 05/04/2023 at 18:41, periodictabledancer said:

Banshees of Inisherin.

Enjoyed it too. 

Sorry man, I thought it was utter pish. Boring and slow.

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On 09/04/2023 at 23:54, adambraejambo said:

Watched the Gentleman a few weeks ago and I loved everything about it. Seen a new Guy Ritchie  film that has just came onto  Prime recently. Operation Fortune. Omg it is  terrible. Hugh Grant pass marks but even he couldn't  carry this mess.  Aubrey Plaza was just annoying and Stratham must of  had a ridiculous clause that in any fight no matter how many he was up against nobody was allowed to touch him. 

Hugh Grant basically played the same character in Operation Fortune that he did in The Gentlemen. Unless that's just his style now in which case, he will get very boring very quick.

 

I agree with your post though Operation Fortune is howling!

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1 hour ago, Pans Jambo said:

Hugh Grant basically played the same character in Operation Fortune that he did in The Gentlemen. Unless that's just his style now in which case, he will get very boring very quick.

 

I agree with your post though Operation Fortune is howling!

 

Hugh Grant is a baw.

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On 25/04/2023 at 15:27, iantjambo said:

 

Myself and Mrstjambo watched Fall the other night. Again, much better than I thought it was going to be. 
Having a fear of heights added to the atmosphere :lol:

 

7.5/10


brutal if you have a fear of heights. My hands were sweating and could of gret

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2 hours ago, 1971fozzy said:


brutal if you have a fear of heights. My hands were sweating and could of gret


 My legs turned to jelly a few times and the Mrs spent half the film feeling sick :lol:

 

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luckyBatistuta
On 27/04/2023 at 14:40, ri Alban said:

Watching Nobody. John Wick rip off.

Bus scene is hilarious 

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luckyBatistuta
1 hour ago, milky_26 said:

so is the scene where he is eating at the bad guys club

Aye🤣 I thought it was a really good watch

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9 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said:

Aye🤣 I thought it was a really good watch

john wick is better but nobody is still a fun watch

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JudyJudyJudy
8 hours ago, rudi must stay said:

cmon cmon

 

pheonix for me right now is the best actor around. a true talent

Yes he is. I also like Jake Gyllenhall. Hes excellent. 

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On 27/04/2023 at 14:40, ri Alban said:

Watching Nobody. John Wick rip off.

Same folk that make John Wick I actually thought it was better than Wick

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30 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Has anyone watched 65? I've just put it on.

Yep...terrible, and boring as well for a dinosaur story, lol

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10 minutes ago, PortyJambo said:

Yep...terrible, and boring as well for a dinosaur story, lol

Off it goes. 👍

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Americana
On 29/04/2023 at 19:55, PortyJambo said:

Yep...terrible, and boring as well for a dinosaur story, lol

Not to mention the CGI is about on par with something from the old SiFi channel days.

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JimmyCant
On 27/04/2023 at 14:40, ri Alban said:

Watching Nobody. John Wick rip off.

I thought it was okay. tongue in cheek action romp with a sprinkling of comedy and a few rip offs from Wick and The Equaliser. Didn’t like Wick and only watched the first one.

 

6/10. Maybe a 7.

 

(Netflix)

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Prey 7/10 

 

Operation Mincemeat 5/10 

 

The Courier 6.5/10 

 

The Gentleman 9/10 

 

Nobody -  scene on the bus was spectacular, other than that it was pretty shite, especially the ending which was cringeworthy. 

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Shanks said no

We took our grand daughter up town yesterday and a group of young toffs got on the bus, full of themselves trying to noise up passengers and all I could thing was Nobody and how I would love to dish out some retribution. Wife asked why I was smiling, I've just played the scene for her and she now understands and agrees.

 

Last laugh was that they were heading for Malones, around 11am Sunday, probably should have told them it was all ticket for Celtic but hey ho.

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1 hour ago, rudi must stay said:

Luther

 

Excellent. Does'nt try and be too clever

 

8/10

I'm a big Luther fan, but this was bollox. I'll give it another go.

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2 hours ago, ri Alban said:

I'm a big Luther fan, but this was bollox. I'll give it another go.

I'm no film expert but I reckon on second viewing it will still be shite.

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7 hours ago, Tazio said:

I'm no film expert but I reckon on second viewing it will still be shite.

Yes, but I may have missed something. And I have changed my mind on films before, after said technique.😎

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JudyJudyJudy
13 hours ago, Tazio said:

I'm no film expert but I reckon on second viewing it will still be shite.

Actually I would disagree with that.  I have watched a film then re watched it and either enjoyed it more or didnt enjoy it as much. One example was " The silence of the lambs". I saw it as the pictures and didnt think much of it and now its in my top 3 favourite films. Also tv programmes too. Currently re watching  Jonathan Creek " which I loved but now struggling to get through it. 

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Eurovision: The Story of Fire Saga (2020)

 

Will Ferrell, Rachel McAdams and the City of Edinburgh star in this comedy-drama homage to The Eurovision Song Contest.

Full of cameos from Eurovision winners and entrants from the recent past, it really nails the feel of the contest.

Produced in collaboration with the EBU, so it was bound to be accurate.

If you like Eurovision, you'll like this.
If you don't, you won't.

Solid 8/10 from me.

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