londonjambo Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Come on, own up. We know it was you, Dwayne There, fixed it for you GC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamcraigbeattie Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Who the **** done that! I blame Vlad!!! Hes got a history for screwing things up for people!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I reckon D&C might be the type of person to post in here... http://edinburgh.gumtree.com/edinburgh/missed-connections_534_1.html Hi we met in the club on Saturday night.We had a lovely night and exchanged phone numbers.I have tried to text you but i must have the wrong number as you haven't replied.You will remember me you got me to ask the DJ to play It Must be love for us and we danced for a few songs.Incase you still don't remember me i was the guy who left his Nicolefarhi coat and it was nicked.No sweat as you pointed out at the time it was fake anyway lol. Anyway if this is you please contact me as i would love to hear from you and arrange a date for this weekend either at Karma or Lava. I seem to rememeber you mentioned a party this Fri and i would be up for going if the offer is still there. Hope to hear from you soon Your little duck Dwayne xxx Ps sorry about the catch a goat you've pulled chat up line! Come on, own up ... which JKB wit posted this on there ? Unless of course it was ... It wouldnt surprise me in the slightest if some other JKB wit sent a spoof reply - surely that could never happen ... GC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Who the **** done that! Is your real name Dwayne? I hope so for the letters sake, if not you shouldnt be to worried, nobody will know its you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 You still have the number, check sent items and it will be in there. Now the plan. You gotta think smart.... My guess is her attention is easy to get, you don't have to go mental to make her think "this boys different, not like the other boys..." You want her to hink that, trust me.... 40 years pulling birds around the world has taught me a thing or two... What would work imo is; Write her name in on your bedroom wall with your own shight and take a picture of it, with you standing next to it looking as happy as larry. That should work, if not we move on to plan B. I've got to ask what Plan B might be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I've got to ask what Plan B might be Those guys know what plan B is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 If you get a number of a girl in a club when you are half sloshed but from what you remember is that she was very pretty. What would you do? Do you think it would be a bit weird to ask her out for a drink? Get Her Pumped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Hi we met in the club on Saturday night.We had a lovely night and exchanged phone numbers.I have tried to text you but i must have the wrong number as you haven't replied.You will remember me you got me to ask the DJ to play It Must be love for us and we danced for a few songs.Incase you still don't remember me i was the guy who left his Nicolefarhi coat and it was nicked.No sweat as you pointed out at the time it was fake anyway lol. Anyway if this is you please contact me as i would love to hear from you and arrange a date for this weekend either at Karma or Lava. I seem to rememeber you mentioned a party this Fri and i would be up for going if the offer is still there. Hope to hear from you soon Your little duck Dwayne xxx Ps sorry about the catch a goat you've pulled chat up line! Come on, own up ... which JKB wit posted this on there ? Unless of course it was ... It wouldnt surprise me in the slightest if some other JKB wit sent a spoof reply - surely that could never happen ... GC That is tremendous. Hats off to whoever did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 That is tremendous. Hats off to whoever did that. Who smelt it dealt it. I'm prepared to give all the kudos to my fellow, and eponymous, Londoner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Heaney Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 If you get a number of a girl in a club when you are half sloshed but from what you remember is that she was very pretty. What would you do? Do you think it would be a bit weird to ask her out for a drink? Were you the girl that gave out your number and the guy hasn't called yet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 tenner says the burd was the kearndawg. It can only end well, kickback has a rich history of creating healthy relationships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonjambo Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Who smelt it dealt it. I'm prepared to give all the kudos to my fellow, and eponymous, Londoner. Nope, not guilty m'lud though if you've any spare kudos knocking about, I'm always in the market. Given that it was an odd place to chance upon it and the somewhat cryptic nature of his posting, my money is on Sooperstar who originally posted the link. I merely clicked on the link and noticed it GC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 So have you got her number and text her again? Come on stop messing about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 9, 2009 Author Share Posted December 9, 2009 Yeah I've still got the number in my sent messages. I'm not making a mug of myself and texting her though. I left the ball in her court and she pied me. You win some, you lose some bud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Yeah I've still got the number in my sent messages. I'm not making a mug of myself and texting her though. I left the ball in her court and she pied me. You win some, you lose some bud. No, she left the ball in your court. She went off for a bath, that's all. It's up to YOU to show her that she means enough to you by getting back in touch with her. Do you have some sort of aversion to putting in any effort at all for your lays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 A great conversation starter to get the ball rolling , ask her if she likes to get her back door kicked in Do this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Yeah I've still got the number in my sent messages. I'm not making a mug of myself and texting her though. I left the ball in her court and she pied me. You win some, you lose some bud. How can you make a mug of yourself by texting her again? The way I see it you don't know her - you don't really give a tom-tit if she likes you or not but it would be good if she did so you can get your hole. You might as well see what the story is by texting her and asking her straight up. If she is up for it then its all good. If not text her back calling her a slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 How can you make a mug of yourself by texting her again? The way I see it you don't know her - you don't really give a tom-tit if she likes you or not but it would be good if she did so you can get your hole. You might as well see what the story is by texting her and asking her straight up. If she is up for it then its all good. If not text her back calling her a slut. Wise words Kurt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 9, 2009 Author Share Posted December 9, 2009 Haha. Some sound advice coming out from the experienced crew. Suppose I am being a bit petty, I'll maybe give her a text tomorrow to see whats shes up to at the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammyheart Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 why wait do it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Ask her what her feelings are on rape... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Ask her what her feelings are on rape... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 9, 2009 Author Share Posted December 9, 2009 why wait do it now. It's too late mate, up early in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 It's too late mate, up early in the morning. Don't want to interrupt her getting her back door smashed in as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dia Liom Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 this could get interesting..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Ask her what her feelings are on rape... Dont take no for an answer.... to an open question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Don't want to interrupt her getting her back door smashed in as well. Best saying ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Yeah I've still got the number in my sent messages. I'm not making a mug of myself and texting her though. I left the ball in her court and she pied me. You win some, you lose some bud. Damned right you're not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Does anyone know what the girl's name is? We need a name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Does anyone know what the girl's name is? We need a name! David. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Morgan Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Ask her if she likes getting her beef curtains opened up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 "half sloshed" Are you aloud to drink at an under 18's night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandt Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 If you get a number of a girl in a club when you are half sloshed but from what you remember is that she was very pretty. What would you do? Do you think it would be a bit weird to ask her out for a drink? Clearly the best option would be to send her a bit paper asking if she would like to go out on a date with 2 boxes on the paper for her to tick, yes or no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Clearly the best option would be to send her a bit paper asking if she would like to go out on a date with 2 boxes on the paper for her to tick, yes or yes. There, I've corrected it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Just finished reading all the pages of this. Gold. Comedy Gold. Casual UJ ned boy - send her a message, it's the only way. In the words of Mrs Doyle go on go on go on go on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol1874 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Just finished reading all the pages of this. Gold. Comedy Gold. Casual UJ ned boy - send her a message, it's the only way. In the words of Mrs Doyle go on go on go on go on! Casual UJ ned boy, as you so eloquently put it, is unlikely by your definition to take advice from an old Irish woman. No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandt Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 There, I've corrected it for you. In School, the desperation clause/box was 'maybe' hehe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Give us a name, the Kickback Detective Agency will find out who she is within the hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Give us a name, the Kickback Detective Agency will find out who she is within the hour. I'm guessing, due to the locale of the rendezvous, it will be something like Chantelle or Mercedes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol1874 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I'm guessing, due to the locale of the rendezvous, it will be something like Chantelle or Mercedes. For 'Casual UJ ned boy' to be so smitten, it must be Chelsea. A marriage made in heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Seriously what should I put in the text? I don't think its a good idea to be honest if she was that interested she would've text me by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Seriously what should I put in the text? I don't think its a good idea to be honest if she was that interested she would've text me by now. "hey, whats up? Are you out this weekend?" Simples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Seriously what should I put in the text? I don't think its a good idea to be honest if she was that interested she would've text me by now. Fail. It's usually the woman who leaves it to the guy to show that he's interested. The longer you leave it, the less chance you're going to have. I'm sure you can cobble something together from all the "wise advice" you're getting here , but my advice would be to include the idea that you've been thinking about what a great time you had together with Chelsea/Chantelle, how you would like to meet up again, even if for only a coffee, and also ask her how she's doing (showing you actually care for her well-being is always a bonus). I'd probably avoid the back-door and beef curtains bits though if I were you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Seriously what should I put in the text? I don't think its a good idea to be honest if she was that interested she would've text me by now. Maybe she's just a bit shy when she's not got any Blue WKD in her. Just ask her if she's out this weekend and tell her you would like to see her again. Don't be scared of getting the spanish archer. Remember you've always got the 'slut' response to fall back on if it goes pear shaped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 "hey, whats up? Are you out this weekend?" Simples. Upon revision of my previous post you might want to put it in Karma speak - I'll try and translate exactly how she would probably like it... "Hiya, sup? R u out @ wd?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Yeah I see what you mean mate. I just think that surely if she said she was going to text me later and doesn't then shes not that interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brow Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Seriously what should I put in the text? I don't think its a good idea to be honest if she was that interested she would've text me by now. what is wrong wi you man? Text her some filth. If she responds then follow it up. Its a bird you met in a club. Honesty is NOT the best policy. Text whatever it takes to get the manky midden chowing down on the wee man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Yeah I see what you mean mate. I just think that surely if she said she was going to text me later and doesn't then shes not that interested. It's called playing hard to get. Makes her mysterious and alluring. Do it now. Send a vine, sit back relax and let the magic happen. And keep us updated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Yeah I see what you mean mate. I just think that surely if she said she was going to text me later and doesn't then shes not that interested. You have a lot to learn about women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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