duckandcover Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Right I'll text her the now and see whats shes up to this weekend. I seriously hope she is not reading this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Yes yes yes. That is definitely the correct course of action. Don't be too gay with loads of x's at the end. Pure gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markie Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 You have a lot to learn about women. Exactly what I was thinking. Man up and call, ask her out. Worst she can do is say no. It won't be the end of the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Yeah I see what you mean mate. I just think that surely if she said she was going to text me later and doesn't then shes not that interested. Christ on a bike you have a lot to learn! What women say and mean can and mostly do mean different things, so her saying she will text you later actually means that she's going to gauge your interest by seeing how long you wait before texting her again! So far she's probably thinking that it was a waste of time giving you her number since you have given up so easily! With women you have to work for your hole, if that's not the case then be worried because she's either diseased or a psycho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Yes yes yes. That is definitely the correct course of action. Don't be too gay with loads of x's at the end. Pure gay. Yea just my initial and the one x. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Bet her Jamie Mole is so wide, you wouldn't be able to touch both sides at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Christ on a bike you have a lot to learn! What women say and mean can and mostly do mean different things, so her saying she will text you later actually means that she's going to gauge your interest by seeing how long you wait before texting her again! So far she's probably thinking that it was a waste of time giving you her number since you have given up so easily! With women you have to work for your hole, if that's not the case then be worried because she's either diseased or a psycho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Decent, but imagine the shame if you get KB'd again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Right I'll text her the now and see whats shes up to this weekend. I seriously hope she is not reading this thread! 25 mins later and no update, surley not having a bath at this time of day?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 25 mins later and no update, surley not having a bath at this time of day?? Maybe at school/work? Missed opportunity when she said she was having a bath imo. Who needs to watch soaps, this is far more interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 25 mins later and no update, surley not having a bath at this time of day?? They're probably sexting as we speak... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Bet her Jamie Mole is so wide, you wouldn't be able to touch both sides at once. Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Right lads just back at my Pc at work. Won't bore yous with all the how you doing gash, but shes up for a drink. When I first asked she was like sounds good but im skint the now. I was like if you dont want to its sound I can handle rejection, but she came back saying that shes up for it. Date and location not yet confirmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Right lads just back at my Pc at work. Won't bore yous with all the how you doing gash, but shes up for a drink. When I first asked she was like sounds good but im skint the now. I was like if you dont want to its sound I can handle rejection, but she came back saying that shes up for it. Date and location not yet confirmed. Result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway....... Like a hippo's yawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Right lads just back at my Pc at work. Won't bore yous with all the how you doing gash, but shes up for a drink. When I first asked she was like sounds good but im skint the now. I was like if you dont want to its sound I can handle rejection, but she came back saying that shes up for it. Date and location not yet confirmed. Good now just remember the rohypnol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy.C Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 This is riveting stuff...if it succeeds, the members of JKB are due some praise for making sure the OP kept the faith, despite wavering a few times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol1874 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Right lads just back at my Pc at work. Won't bore yous with all the how you doing gash, but shes up for a drink. When I first asked she was like sounds good but im skint the now. I was like if you dont want to its sound I can handle rejection, but she came back saying that shes up for it. Date and location not yet confirmed. Out the furry cup? Now that would be a result!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Right lads just back at my Pc at work. Won't bore yous with all the how you doing gash, but shes up for a drink. When I first asked she was like sounds good but im skint the now. I was like if you dont want to its sound I can handle rejection, but she came back saying that shes up for it. Date and location not yet confirmed. See, now how easy was that? Just don't mention this thread to her when you do meet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Just read this thread - a cracking read. Well done on getting the date, tbh most of the men you meet in clubs are usually cocks just after a quick shag so she was maybe just waiting to see how interested you are by not texting back staight away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Exactly what I was thinking. Man up and call, ask her out. Worst she can do is say no. It won't be the end of the world Mind you nothing worse than rejection, add another Hearts defeat on Sat and that could tip him over the edge. It would me. Think i need to man up. Gorgie Rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Right I'll text her the now and see whats shes up to this weekend. I seriously hope she is not reading this thread! As far as this thread is concerned...your conscience should be clear. As for the rest of the JKB massive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bn jambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Play the game man, if she says she's skint offer to pay for her, it's lots of extra brownie points and you will be able to make sure she gets to the stage where she has had a bit to drink and would be up for anything. If you get your hole after my advice i would like at least one pint of stella!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I reckon D&C might be the type of person to post in here... http://edinburgh.gumtree.com/edinburgh/missed-connections_534_1.html Hi we met in the club on Saturday night.We had a lovely night and exchanged phone numbers.I have tried to text you but i must have the wrong number as you haven't replied.You will remember me you got me to ask the DJ to play It Must be love for us and we danced for a few songs.Incase you still don't remember me i was the guy who left his Nicolefarhi coat and it was nicked.No sweat as you pointed out at the time it was fake anyway lol. Anyway if this is you please contact me as i would love to hear from you and arrange a date for this weekend either at Karma or Lava. I seem to rememeber you mentioned a party this Fri and i would be up for going if the offer is still there. Hope to hear from you soon Your little duck Dwayne xxx Ps sorry about the catch a goat you've pulled chat up line! Come on' date=' own up ... which JKB wit posted this on there ? Unless of course it was ... It wouldnt surprise me in the slightest if some other JKB wit sent a spoof reply - surely that could never happen ... GC[/quote'] Genius. Bet her Jamie Mole is so wide, you wouldn't be able to touch both sides at once. :biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Once in a while, a thread comes along that makes Kickback worthwhile and this is it. Well played Duckandcovers for being a good sport. Now GET IT PUMPED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Once in a while, a thread comes along that makes Kickback worthwhile and this is it. Well played Duckandcovers for being a good sport. Now GET IT PUMPED Hear, hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Cheers for all the support lads! I text her about half an hour to sed when she was free and I've yet to get a reply. Hope my hard work is not going to get undone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Good work D and C. I hope you're going to pay all night, seeing as she is borassic. Now pay attention to this man's sleeve: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Cheers for all the support lads! I text her about half an hour to sed when she was free and I've yet to get a reply. Hope my hard work is not going to get undone. Good on you, wish i was young again chasing the hair. Great times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Cheers for all the support lads! I text her about half an hour to sed when she was free and I've yet to get a reply. Hope my hard work is not going to get undone. Don't get too keen now! Give her time. Maybe you will need to offer to pay for a night out if she is skint. Depends on how much you like her (want yer Andy Cole) I suppose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Good on you, wish i was young again chasing the hair.Great times. Haha. Your never too old for it mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Right lads just back at my Pc at work. Won't bore yous with all the how you doing gash, but shes up for a drink. When I first asked she was like sounds good but im skint the now. I was like if you dont want to its sound I can handle rejection, but she came back saying that shes up for it. Date and location not yet confirmed. Missed opportunity there, you should have offered to pay. That would have guaranteed success Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Haha. Your never too old for it mate. Indeed. Just remember that when you finally do hitch up with your as-yet unnamed lassie, that afterwards you give us a blow-by-blow account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Mancini Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Right lads just back at my Pc at work. Won't bore yous with all the how you doing gash, but shes up for a drink. When I first asked she was like sounds good but im skint the now. I was like if you dont want to its sound I can handle rejection, but she came back saying that shes up for it. Date and location not yet confirmed. firstly - well done D&C secondly - this thread is useless without a picture(camphone or not!) now tell us her name,age and where she's from, hopefully some kb'ers will give you the lowdown on her previous "convictions" thirdly - as for the skint-ness, tell her your 5 grand rolex was in the pocket of the fake jacket you lost in kharma-nights, that should make her feel better and would she like to come to your house for a film/bedroom olympics, tell her you'd have picked her up had the butler not crashed the merc... fourthly - if she gives you "more than just a good time" call these folks on 0131 536 2104 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Don't get too keen now! Give her time. Maybe you will need to offer to pay for a night out if she is skint. Depends on how much you like her (want yer Andy Cole) I suppose Yeah mate, I've already said to her that I'm the one asking her out so why would she need to pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Right lads just back at my Pc at work. Won't bore yous with all the how you doing gash, but shes up for a drink. When I first asked she was like sounds good but im skint the now. I was like if you dont want to its sound I can handle rejection, but she came back saying that shes up for it. Date and location not yet confirmed. Boom Dawg!:2thumbsup: Be sure to let us know both when and where so we can all come and spy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol1874 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Yeah mate, I've already said to her that I'm the one asking her out so why would she need to pay. Get yourself online and get a two for one voucher for somewhere! The acceptability of this has been debated in the shed previously and in this scenario you should be fine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Good stuff D&C and I reckon you could be on for a bit of "stink finger" on your 1st date. Bravo lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Get yourself online and get a two for one voucher for somewhere! The acceptability of this has been debated in the shed previously and in this scenario you should be fine! No! If she sees him using a two for one voucher on their first date, he's got no chance. He has to open his wallet and flash his readies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Get yourself online and get a two for one voucher for somewhere! The acceptability of this has been debated in the shed previously and in this scenario you should be fine! Na, forget the meal. Tell her to make sure she's had her tea first. Meet in a boozer and just have a good bevvy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol1874 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 No! If she sees him using a two for one voucher on their first date, he's got no chance. He has to open his wallet and flash his readies. She's skint, don't see she could object! Pop past the cemetery on the way for some flowers, job's a good'un!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 With our young lothario having successfully secured his date, I think we're all forgetting one potential problem: He's not 100% sure what she looks like! We all know how powerful the beer goggles can be, what if he turns up for the date and she's significantly less tidy than he remembers? Does he instantly bail, or does he go through with the pumping out of sheer politeness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Once a date/location is confirmed you'll need to post it on here so a group of us can come along and sit at the next table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol1874 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 With our young lothario having successfully secured his date, I think we're all forgetting one potential problem: He's not 100% sure what she looks like! We all know how powerful the beer goggles can be, what if he turns up for the date and she's significantly less tidy than he remembers? Does he instantly bail, or does he go through with the pumping out of sheer politeness? The latter. Meanwhile he is getting Kudos for getting the date but, as may well have been pointed out previously; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 With our young lothario having successfully secured his date, I think we're all forgetting one potential problem: He's not 100% sure what she looks like! We all know how powerful the beer goggles can be, what if he turns up for the date and she's significantly less tidy than he remembers? Does he instantly bail, or does he go through with the pumping out of sheer politeness? Politeness definitely is a virtue, that's true. The best solution in this scenario however would be just to forget how untidy she is for the moment, and then get himself as drunk as the first time. Job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Politeness definitely is a virtue, that's true. The best solution in this scenario however would be just to forget how untidy she is for the moment, and then get himself as drunk as the first time. Job done. Problem solved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 No! If she sees him using a two for one voucher on their first date, he's got no chance. He has to open his wallet and flash his readies. Aye right then, so he does!! FFS he met her in Karma Nights, hardly think It's going to take flowers, a slap up meal and tickets to the theate to get into her knickers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 So who is going to tell duckandcover where to go, what to do and what to wear on his date then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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