duckandcover Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 If you get a number of a girl in a club when you are half sloshed but from what you remember is that she was very pretty. What would you do? Do you think it would be a bit weird to ask her out for a drink? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
starsky Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 If you get a number of a girl in a club when you are half sloshed but from what you remember is that she was very pretty. What would you do? Do you think it would be a bit weird to ask her out for a drink? only weird if you prefer boys.... its actually quite a common scenario you describe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beats Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 only weird if you prefer boys.... its actually quite a common scenario you describe I'd tend to agree. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
londonjambo Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 If you get a number of a girl in a club when you are half sloshed but from what you remember is that she was very pretty. What would you do? Do you think it would be a bit weird to ask her out for a drink? Depends what you mean by "get a number" If she gives you her phone number, I'd say it wouldnt be that weird to call her If, on the other hand, she has 666 tattooed on her forehead and that's the number you got, I'd steer well clear GC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ribble Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 If you get a number of a girl in a club when you are half sloshed but from what you remember is that she was very pretty. What would you do? Do you think it would be a bit weird to ask her out for a drink? Only thing a bit weird is that you even need to ask what you should do when a tidy bird has given you her number tbh! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speaker Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Text her and get the chat going before you ask her out anywhere me thinks. It would be a bit strange to call her right up and ask her to go for a few drinks. Need to pre heat the oven mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Brow Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 If you get a number of a girl in a club when you are half sloshed but from what you remember is that she was very pretty. What would you do? Do you think it would be a bit weird to ask her out for a drink? Please tell me you're only 14..... You met a girl in a club and got chatting. You got her number so therefore im sure she's expecting a call to ask her for a couple drinks. Man up! Get the text chat going first (only a few mind, dont go entering the friends zone) then ring her up and ask her out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beats Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 What a odd thread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IronJambo Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 dude, send her some texts and then get your mate to call her up and ask her out for you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
milky_26 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 you could send her a picture message !!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Placid Casual Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Please tell me you're only 14..... He must be with a username like that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
duckandcover Posted December 7, 2009 Author Share Posted December 7, 2009 Just wanted to double check because if ive ever met anyone in a club before had a dance and chat ive never really thought about seeing them again although this one was a cracker for a change. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beats Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Just wanted to double check because if ive ever met anyone in a club before had a dance and chat ive never really thought about seeing them again although this one was a cracker for a change. Get her pumped Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sooperstar Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Bizarre. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pistol1874 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Gone from 'from what you remember is that she was very pretty' to 'although this one was a cracker for a change'. Very thinly veiled 'I pulled at the weekend thread' IMO. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CostaJambo Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I've been offline for 10 days, surely "get it pumped" hasn't been banned? If you are still at school get one of your mates to text her and say "my pal fancies you", if not, phone her and ask her out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ibrahim Tall Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Gone from 'from what you remember is that she was very pretty' to 'although this one was a cracker for a change'. Very thinly veiled 'I pulled at the weekend thread' IMO. He's kind of shot himself in the foot if this was meant to be bragging. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
H J Simpson Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 only weird if you prefer boys.... its actually quite a common scenario you describe Or it was your sister. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Taffin Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 send her a pic of your tadger then repeatadly call her until she answers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jambojackbilly Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 A great conversation starter to get the ball rolling , ask her if she likes to get her back door kicked in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
H.A.N.S Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Dating advice on JKB, seen it all now. Get all about it mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sharpie Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Jeezus I know I am getting old but I don't think I can remember ever being that young and naive. Never mind get her pumped, sloshed or not she should have been pumped that night. Ma Ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
doghead Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 lol @ this thread!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest King Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 send her a pic of your tadger then repeatadly call her until she answers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Mighty Thor Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 You better discreetly check if she's a sellick supporter before you regale her with your tales, sorry your mates tales, of waving a union jack at the sellick fans at darkheid and subsequent brush with Strathclyde's finest. Mind you some birds love boys that are pwopa nawty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Johanes de Silentio Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Are you just showing off that you managed to get a girl's number? Just phone her for ****'s sake! Phone her, pump her, then report back to kickback immediately - with details! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Johanes de Silentio Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Only thing a bit weird is that you even need to ask what you should do when a tidy bird has given you her number tbh! Quite! Ok, for the OP: When a man and a woman love each other very much... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
P-Dizzle Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 What have we learned from this thread? JKB is not the place to ask for advice on social convention regarding dating. People shouldn't try to brag about something as they always fall flat on their face. Any topic where a woman is mentioned, will instantly result in a barrage of "Get Her Pumped". It doesn't matter if we're talking about some popstar or glamour model, or even some woman responsible for deaths. It's going to happen. So, call her. Get her pumped, tell her to phone a taxi. If she's any good. Rinse and repeat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Placid Casual Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Quite! Ok, for the OP: When a man and a woman love each other very much... :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Johanes de Silentio Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Placid Casual Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Or... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hughesie27 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 This therad coming from the same guy whos 'mate' was charge with sectarian breach of the peace and wanted to know what he could expect if found guilty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
P-Dizzle Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 This therad coming from the same guy whos 'mate' was charge with sectarian breach of the peace and wanted to know what he could expect if found guilty. He's clearly just a badass street fighter who loves the ladies. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Markie Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 If you get a number of a girl in a club when you are half sloshed but from what you remember is that she was very pretty. What would you do? Do you think it would be a bit weird to ask her out for a drink? Exactly how I met my girlfriend almost two years ago. Grow a pair and call her! When I say girlfriend its actually ex as of 30 mins ago. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Adi Dassler Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I understand nobody under the age of 25. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Mighty Thor Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Exactly how I met my girlfriend almost two years ago. Grow a pair and call her! When I say girlfriend its actually ex as of 30 mins ago. Ah the tactical empty them before Christmas thus saving a few bob routine. good man. For younger board members this thread is a goldmine of education on how to first snare, then pump and then dump the ladies. Gentlemen of Kickback, take a bow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
redjambo Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 If you get a number of a girl in a club when you are half sloshed but from what you remember is that she was very pretty. What would you do? Do you think it would be a bit weird to ask her out for a drink? I'm not sure that getting in contact with a girl who you met while half-sloshed at a club is a wholesome idea to be honest. It would be very weird indeed, and possibly dangerous, to ask this girl out. Far better that you meet a nice girl through your Christian Friends Club - that way you will be safe in the knowledge that she won't ask you to do risky things like have sexual relations with her before you are married. Just remember, you should go to clubs for the music, not for drink, drugs or chatting up strangers! Please let me know if you need any more advice my friend. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gorgiewave Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Exactly how I met my girlfriend almost two years ago. Grow a pair and call her! When I say girlfriend its actually ex as of 30 mins ago. It's like a Sky News update on kickback. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gorgiewave Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I'm not sure that getting in contact with a girl who you met while half-sloshed at a club is a wholesome idea to be honest. It would be very weird indeed, and possibly dangerous, to ask this girl out. Far better that you meet a nice girl through your Christian Friends Club - that way you will be safe in the knowledge that she won't ask you to do risky things like have sexual relations with her before you are married. Just remember, you should go to clubs for the music, not for drink, drugs or chatting up strangers! Please let me know if you need any more advice my friend. Friend, that looks to me like maaaighty fine advice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Miller Jambo 60 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 If you get a number of a girl in a club when you are half sloshed but from what you remember is that she was very pretty. What would you do? Do you think it would be a bit weird to ask her out for a drink? Get on the phone mate before someone else does:2thumbsup: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cade Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 If you get a number of a girl in a club when you are half sloshed but from what you remember is that she was very pretty. What would you do? Do you think it would be a bit weird to ask her out for a drink? Panic when you find out she's 14. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jambojackbilly Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Assuming she's legal then ask her to send a picture of her mantovanni if not then her diddy's, you have to start slowly no want to rush things at the beginning eh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Johanes de Silentio Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Exactly how I met my girlfriend almost two years ago. Grow a pair and call her! When I say girlfriend its actually ex as of 30 mins ago. What's her number? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shanks Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 If you didnt pump her on the first night then its hardly worth the effort. Delete the number and make sure you dont make the same mistake this weekend. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Eldar Hadzimehmedovic Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 If you get a number of a girl in a club when you are half sloshed but from what you remember is that she was very pretty. What would you do? Do you think it would be a bit weird to ask her out for a drink? I heard about this. Apparently it's a scam mate. Same thing happened to someone I know. What's the number so I can compare? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 if theres grass on the pitch...play ball, and if theres not... well youre too late anyway! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cal_ Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 So thats why they give you their number! I had no idea! Eye opening thread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedbump Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Oh my feckin god!!! Why do you even need to ask? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goose Baxter Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Please tell me you're only 14..... You met a girl in a club and got chatting. You got her number so therefore im sure she's expecting a call to ask her for a couple drinks. Man up! Get the text chat going first (only a few mind, dont go entering the friends zone) then ring her up and ask her out. Great piece off advice from that man!!!! Dont go entering there as that will be you donald ducked!!! I am sure you will get the vibe from her after a few texts from her were she is. If it keeps dragging on she clearly was pished and didnt mean to give you her number!! If it goes well then get her taken baw deep!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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