Chaka Demus & pliers Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 So who is going to tell duckandcover where to go, what to do and what to wear on his date then? I'm sure he can work that out for himself...............oh hang on If you get a number of a girl in a club when you are half sloshed but from what you remember is that she was very pretty. What would you do? Do you think it would be a bit weird to ask her out for a drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 D&C. Well done sir, but I have to know. What reason did she give you for not texting back?? Was it the old 'I didn't have any credit on my phone'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Aye right then, so he does!! FFS he met her in Karma Nights, hardly think It's going to take flowers, a slap up meal and tickets to the theate to get into her knickers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I feel a dinner date is required. borrow yer dads best suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 On second thoughts...maybe D&C would want her to be a JKBer... Frillies all the way. G-strings and thongs had their 15minutes of fame in the early noughties. On a sidenote I would like to meet i8hibsh I'm intrigued to see what kind of character he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 D&C. Well done sir, but I have to know. What reason did she give you for not texting back?? Was it the old 'I didn't have any credit on my phone'? He should ask her face to face, just before he asks her if she likes getting her back door kicked in. Make her squirm a bit IMO, puts you in control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briacasa Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Get her pumped I cant believe that it took 13 posts!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 There hasn't been a reason for not texting back. I'm still awaiting her reply on when she will be free. She's keeping me hanging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I feel a dinner date is required. borrow yer dads best suit. Dinner date then yes, however if its a walk in the park then I would go for: Lunch box full of johnnies IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Dinner date then yes, however if its a walk in the park then I would go for: Lunch box full of johnnies IMO Haha. That picture is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I feel a dinner date is required. borrow yer dads best suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 First date and Duckandcover is getting impatient whilst karma chick thinks over what starter to have.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 There hasn't been a reason for not texting back. I'm still awaiting her reply on when she will be free. She's keeping me hanging. So Cilla was maybe a little quick off the mark buying the hat?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markie Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I feel a dinner date is required. borrow yer dads best suit. Take her to Burger King and ask if she wants a whopper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Duckandcover thinks that taking Karma chick to the cinema was an inspired idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Off out playing darts shortly. Reckon this thread will be in my mind every time I "go for the bullseye". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 D&C. Well done sir, but I have to know. What reason did she give you for not texting back?? Was it the old 'I didn't have any credit on my phone'? Probably, i was washing my hair. Which TBH is the truth. And for the record had that excuse from a burd about 30 years ago. Her loss:smiley2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Probably, i was washing my hair.Which TBH is the truth. And for the record had that excuse from a burd about 30 years ago. Her loss:smiley2: A fine believable lie, unless you pulled Gail Porter!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I think it's a safe assumption that either D&C is a massive virgin or the worlds most clueless man when it comes to pulling burds. If this had been me and I'd sent that first text after winching her in a club, my first thought wouldn't be; "I'd better go on KB for some advice" It'd be; "I'd better get myself out at the weekend and try to slip a different burd a crippler." Unless this dame has beer flavoured flaps, I canny see why such a huge efforts being put into her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfc_steve Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I think it's a safe assumption that either D&C is a massive virgin or the worlds most clueless man when it comes to pulling burds. If this had been me and I'd sent that first text after winching her in a club, my first thought wouldn't be; "I'd better go on KB for some advice" It'd be; "I'd better get myself out at the weekend and try to slip a different burd a crippler." Unless this dame has beer flavoured flaps, I canny see why such a huge efforts being put into her. brilliant..... just.... brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wattie Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I think it's a safe assumption that either D&C is a massive virgin or the worlds most clueless man when it comes to pulling burds. If this had been me and I'd sent that first text after winching her in a club, my first thought wouldn't be; "I'd better go on KB for some advice" It'd be; "I'd better get myself out at the weekend and try to slip a different burd a crippler." Unless this dame has beer flavoured flaps, I canny see why such a huge efforts being put into her. :rofl: Just when I think JKB is getting boring, a thread like this comes along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Ell Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Ask her what her feelings are on rape... c'mon lets be PC about this....ask her what she thinks of surprise sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 A fine believable lie, unless you pulled Gail Porter!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammyheart Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I think it's a safe assumption that either D&C is a massive virgin or the worlds most clueless man when it comes to pulling burds. If this had been me and I'd sent that first text after winching her in a club, my first thought wouldn't be; "I'd better go on KB for some advice" It'd be; "I'd better get myself out at the weekend and try to slip a different burd a crippler." Unless this dame has beer flavoured flaps, I canny see why such a huge efforts being put into her. It's a lack of putting anything in her that is the problem! Anyway I would hardly call half a dozen texts during the week a huge effort if it ensures getting your hole of a weekend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 It's a lack of putting anything in her that is the problem! Anyway I would hardly call half a dozen texts during the week a huge effort if it ensures getting your hole of a weekend! Especially if they're inclusive texts. Result! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_vlad Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 c'mon lets be PC about this....ask her what she thinks of surprise sex Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markie Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 c'mon lets be PC about this....ask her what she thinks of surprise sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Just in from work.Good on the guy texting her.But................ We need more updates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 So who is going to tell duckandcover where to go? The bird, I'd imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 The bird, I'd imagine. He should take her to the game so we all get a good look. Not nosey, more curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 He should take her to the game so we all get a good look.Not nosey, more curious. Doug be honest would you take a bird on a first date to watch the Jt's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 My fellow Jambos after much deliberation. A date has been arranged for this coming Monday. Its after work so I'm thinking a couple of drinks in a nice bar in town followed by a bite to eat. Best look out the auld mans suit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 My fellow Jambos after much deliberation. A date has been arranged for this coming Monday. Its after work so I'm thinking a couple of drinks in a nice bar in town followed by a bite to eat. Best look out the auld mans suit! Right what bar? What time? Good work we shall take it from here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo1874 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 well done young man.KBers you have played a blinder.for old times sake for me,meet her under the clock at Frasers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Doug be honest would you take a bird on a first date to watch the Jt's? The first time my wife met me was just as I was getting arrested at a Hearts match! Hearts 1 Rangers 0 Aug 17th 1991 Scorer: Crabbe (1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 The first time my wife met me was just as I was getting arrested at a Hearts match! Hearts 1 Rangers 0 Aug 17th 1991 Scorer: Crabbe (1) Ah but we weren't a bad team back then BB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossco Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 My fellow Jambos after much deliberation. A date has been arranged for this coming Monday. Its after work so I'm thinking a couple of drinks in a nice bar in town followed by a bite to eat. Best look out the auld mans suit! Right. Start off in this top quality establishment, which has a selection of fine wines from around the world: Next, try some of the Lobster Therm-adore here: She'll be like putty in yer hands mate.... putty in yer hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 beer flavoured flaps post of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Just in from work.Good on the guy texting her.But................ We need more updates. Exactly! I wanna know if he's gave her a good rattling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Yes yes yes. That is definitely the correct course of action. Don't be too gay with loads of x's at the end. Pure gay. Unutterably reasonable posting from this gent in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Mancini Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I feel a dinner date is required. borrow yer dads best suit. is that shaun lawson in one of chris robinsons old suits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico1874 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Thanks everyone involved in this thread, a stick on classic IMO. This is up there with "lochend vice" for chuckle factor ,I eagerly await the next installment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spacey Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 c'mon lets be PC about this....ask her what she thinks of surprise sex I got surprise sexed once, fecking amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Roll on Monday, cliff hangers are like small campsites - Two Tents... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 The first time my wife met me was just as I was getting arrested at a Hearts match! Hearts 1 Rangers 0 Aug 17th 1991 Scorer: Crabbe (1) BB arrested, jesus i look up to that man. Thats knocked me for 6. Valium time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I got surprise sexed once, fecking amazing Was it sore:stuart: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I'm looking forward to Tuesday afternoons update (I have confidence that D&C will be up late on Monday and busy Tuesday morning) more than I am the Hearts Dundee Utd game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 This is not just a date for Duck and Cover. This is a collective date for all of us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 BB arrested, jesus i look up to that man.Thats knocked me for 6. Valium time. It was just a one-off, Doug. A bit like the Scott Crabbe volley I missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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