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15 hours ago, tian447 said:

 

How are the players supposed to respect a man who doesn't even respect himself?  He's going to tell the players how to run around, and how to keep themselves fit?  :lol:

 

Chippies around Easter Road are going to be rubbing their hands together.

 

 

Tbf there are lots of managers that aren't that fit anymore. 

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18 hours ago, Wee Mikey said:

For those of you with nowt better to do, here is a pic of Lee Johnson looking like he has eaten all of the pies plus an insight into their training methods.

 

 

 

 

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Hmmm, looks a bit like an ileostomy bag that’s hiding under that shirt.

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17 hours ago, FinnBarr Saunders said:

 

Aw naw, he's scoffed the Proclaimers, gutted doesn't fully describe how I feel.

 

 

Sorrow, sorrow, sorrow? 😊 

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20 hours ago, Wee Mikey said:

For those of you with nowt better to do, here is a pic of Lee Johnson looking like he has eaten all of the pies plus an insight into their training methods.

 

 

 

 

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To be fair to him, he's had a lot on his plate recently

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3 minutes ago, RobNox said:

To be fair to him, he's had a lot on his plate recently

Pies, lots and lots of pies😂

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vegas-voss

The video makes it look like it's some revolutionary training.Im sure it's pretty standard stuff that's been going about for decade after decade 

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They are going to Mic Up Porto during the game.

Hope Google translate is on its toes 😂

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35 minutes ago, vegas-voss said:

The video makes it look like it's some revolutionary training.Im sure it's pretty standard stuff that's been going about for decade after decade 

Yip. Otherwise why is he at hubz?

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Naisys Tackle
6 minutes ago, Boris said:

Yip. Otherwise why is he at hubz?

Boy sounds like sound of his own voice and speaks in cliches.  Will be found out early doors imo.  2 League games, nil point. 

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18 minutes ago, merrymac said:

They are going to Mic Up Porto during the game.

Hope Google translate is on its toes 😂

They've already done it.  Sounded like he was playing up to the microphone.

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12 minutes ago, Jonkel Hoon said:

They've already done it.  Sounded like he was playing up to the microphone.

Ah right

Honestly couldn't bring myself to watch the rest of the clip, was laughing too hard.

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21 hours ago, Wee Mikey said:

For those of you with nowt better to do, here is a pic of Lee Johnson looking like he has eaten all of the pies plus an insight into their training methods.

 

 

 

 

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:lol:

 

 

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33 minutes ago, Robbies Tackle said:

Boy sounds like sound of his own voice and speaks in cliches.  Will be found out early doors imo.  2 League games, nil point. 

🤜👏👋👏

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I'm going to spoil the thread a bit here but that place didn't half need a lift.

He's doing the right things .

Still the proofs yet to come .

And I get the feeling he won't be the usual bitter fud when we once again own them.

 

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26 minutes ago, Ked said:

I'm going to spoil the thread a bit here but that place didn't half need a lift.

He's doing the right things .

Still the proofs yet to come .

And I get the feeling he won't be the usual bitter fud when we once again own them.

 

He won’t be bitter at us , he will blame the players as he has previously done this,if everything is good he takes the plaudits but if they go tits up he will blame the players for not following the game plan . Can see a mutiny at the methadome before santa has been

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6 minutes ago, buzzbomb1958 said:

He won’t be bitter at us , he will blame the players as he has previously done this,if everything is good he takes the plaudits but if they go tits up he will blame the players for not following the game plan . Can see a mutiny at the methadome before santa has been

Stop it you tease.

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17 hours ago, MoncurMacdonaldMercer said:

 

:lol:

 

 

 

That looks like he's got a spare pie shoved up his jumper. 

 

 

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26 minutes ago, colinmaroon said:

 

That looks like he's got a spare pie shoved up his jumper. 

 

 

 

If that's the case, you've got an entire bakers up yours 🥧

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16 minutes ago, EH11 said:

 

If that's the case, you've got an entire bakers up yours 🥧

17 minutes ago, EH11 said:

 

If that's the case, you've got an entire bakers up yours 🥧

Ouch 🤕 

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They have just splashed 100k on a 16 year old from Bristol.

 

This has the hallmarks of the mad vlad era. They are buzzing as seemingly beat Aston Villa etc to his signature. 
 

This reminds me of Dmitri Copil. There was a few others but forget there names now. A Slovenian boy was on of these “wonder kids” 

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21 minutes ago, Rods said:

They have just splashed 100k on a 16 year old from Bristol.

 

This has the hallmarks of the mad vlad era. They are buzzing as seemingly beat Aston Villa etc to his signature. 
 

This reminds me of Dmitri Copil. There was a few others but forget there names now. A Slovenian boy was on of these “wonder kids” 

The funniest thing is them thinking it’s some coup to sign the ass manager’s son. Must’ve really had to work some magic to get that deal done. 

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36 minutes ago, Rods said:

They have just splashed 100k on a 16 year old from Bristol.

 

This has the hallmarks of the mad vlad era. They are buzzing as seemingly beat Aston Villa etc to his signature. 
 

This reminds me of Dmitri Copil. There was a few others but forget there names now. A Slovenian boy was on of these “wonder kids” 

 

Rapnik or something then we had kostadinov 

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1 minute ago, Herbert. said:

 

Rapnik or something then we had kostadinov 

 

Matej Rapnik (Slovenia), Dumitru Copil (Romania), and Branimir Kostadinov (Bulgaria). All players who were supposed to be the next biggest thing in football, all ended up playing in the lower tiers of their respective countries. 

 

Copil in particular was supposed to be one of the Top 50 young players in the World at the time. 

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Naisys Tackle

I was going to suggest back pocket money to his dad/agent but I would be sacking his agent being linked with big clubs and ending up in Lochend. 

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20 minutes ago, tian447 said:

 

Matej Rapnik (Slovenia), Dumitru Copil (Romania), and Branimir Kostadinov (Bulgaria). All players who were supposed to be the next biggest thing in football, all ended up playing in the lower tiers of their respective countries. 

 

Copil in particular was supposed to be one of the Top 50 young players in the World at the time. 

Denis Prychynenko was a sub in the 5-1 game and was with Beerschot last season.

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59 minutes ago, Zico said:

The funniest thing is them thinking it’s some coup to sign the ass manager’s son. Must’ve really had to work some magic to get that deal done. 

 

They have an ass manager?

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corryjambo
Just now, Smithee said:

 

They have an ass manager?

Must have been there since John McGinn was there. That ass would take some managing. 

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If that kid they bought for a £100k  was all that he would be at top EPL club, though for some strange reason he aint, as Hibs are a massive draw these days 😉

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32 minutes ago, Smithee said:

 

They have an ass manager?

We have assistant managers. They have ass managers. 

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Bazzas right boot
1 hour ago, Smithee said:

 

They have an ass manager?

 

You'd think  M Bartley would have been up for that position. 

 

If there's a women's equivalent, I'm gonna check for online courses. 

 

 

 

 

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On 07/07/2022 at 16:58, Bazzas right boot said:

 

 

Tbf there are lots of managers that aren't that fit anymore. 

Like who ? 🤔 

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3 minutes ago, luckydug said:

Like who ? 🤔 

 

This fella's put on a few Lbs, for one.

 

 

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11 minutes ago, Bazzas right boot said:

 

You'd think  M Bartley would have been up for that position. 

 

If there's a women's equivalent, I'm gonna check for online courses. 

 

 

 

 

Hes got appointment's at the Barbers to see out his time these days. 

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Bazzas right boot
8 minutes ago, luckydug said:

Like who ? 🤔 

 

Paul Hartley stands out. 

I don't see the celtic coach running the length of himself either. 

Billy dodds.... 

 

Lots of older managers...

 

 

 

Our own Robbo put weight on quickly .... 

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2 minutes ago, Robbies Tackle said:

Hes got appointment's at the Barbers to see out his time these days. 

He's hoping to get the ass barber this time.

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56 minutes ago, Wee Mikey said:

 

This fella's put on a few Lbs, for one.

 

 

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Paul McCartney's post Glasto party must've been some do!

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3 of their new superstars can't play tomorrow as they have no work permit despite being here for over a month 😀

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1 minute ago, db211833 said:

3 of their new superstars can't play tomorrow as they have no work permit despite being here for over a month 😀

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Tasavallan
11 minutes ago, db211833 said:

3 of their new superstars can't play tomorrow as they have no work permit despite being here for over a month 😀

How will they get one for Mr Bojangles?  Does he qualify?

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4 hours ago, Herbert. said:

 

Rapnik or something then we had kostadinov 


Kostadinov was the one I was thinking about. Rapnik was the Slovenian. Nice shout. 

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Absolute Scenes
1 hour ago, Rods said:


Kostadinov was the one I was thinking about. Rapnik was the Slovenian. Nice shout. 

Craig Thompson still beat Rapnik at soccer AM skill skool so couldn’t have been that good 

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3 hours ago, Wee Mikey said:

 

This fella's put on a few Lbs, for one.

 

 

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Aye, but nobody can grow a beard quicker than wee Hartley.

 

He'd shaved that morning and by 3pm...boom!

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4 hours ago, db211833 said:

3 of their new superstars can't play tomorrow as they have no work permit despite being here for over a month 😀

No way?? The YTS boy that signed Rocky by mistake in charge of work permits too?

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4 hours ago, db211833 said:

3 of their new superstars can't play tomorrow as they have no work permit despite being here for over a month 😀

The Gambian striker will probably never play for them.I take it you need permits for EU players as well cause how the hell are they going to convince that the guy from Benfica B who has never played any first team football at the age of 22 warrants one.

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gorgie rd eh11

They’ve signed the assistant managers laddie. ****s sake is it worth anybody turning up against them next season.

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colinmaroon
22 hours ago, EH11 said:

 

If that's the case, you've got an entire bakers up yours 🥧

 

"Up yours?"

 

 

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JamboAndrew
11 hours ago, gorgie rd eh11 said:

They’ve signed the assistant managers laddie. ****s sake is it worth anybody turning up against them next season.

Signed from Bristol City. So can't be that bad.

 

What's that? Where did his dad work a few jobs ago?

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