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1 minute ago, maroonlegions said:

This band are always band on about the state of the world and their leaders ect..

 

 

As far as trying to go up against the government, well,
Unless the whole country did it , I guess..
 
Now you listen to me..
Just enough water
For one third of the world

Oil baron running the government
So I'll start a war
 
All votes invalid
Use any old lie
Gonna carve up your wealth
Like pumpkin pie
 
Only fools won't realize it
Won't be told that empires run on the old black gold
 
It's a global abrasion
It's conflagration

United nations
It's a total invasion
Terrify them

Complete submission
This our goal
This our mission

Destroy your customs
You'll have no say
We'll clothe your women

The western way
It's a Fecking Crusade
A Lesson In Trade
So all you intellectuals

Were gonna invade
It's a global abrasion
It's conflagration
United nations
It's a total invasion
 
Mexico city
24 million people
Half a liter a day
Is their ration
 
The final push
The last battle
Eden restored
 

Man is cattle
We want your oil
We want your land
We'll take your wealth

You'll have much less
Well change your god
To the bitch goddess.
 
It's a global abrasion
It's conflagration
United nations
It's a total invasion
 
It's a global abrasion
It's conflagration
United nations
It's a total invasion
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Songwriters: Andrew James Dalrymple Gill / Jeremy Coleman / Martin Glover / Walker Kevin

 

 

 

 

 

 

Schoolboy poetry. 

Oh, and etc. 

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Just now, maroonlegions said:

This band are always band on about the state of the world and their leaders ect..

 

 

As far as trying to go up against the government, well,
Unless the whole country did it , I guess..
 
Now you listen to me..
Just enough water
For one third of the world

Oil baron running the government
So I'll start a war
 
All votes invalid
Use any old lie
Gonna carve up your wealth
Like pumpkin pie
 
Only fools won't realize it
Won't be told that empires run on the old black gold
 
It's a global abrasion
It's conflagration

United nations
It's a total invasion
Terrify them

Complete submission
This our goal
This our mission

Destroy your customs
You'll have no say
We'll clothe your women

The western way
It's a Fecking Crusade
A Lesson In Trade
So all you intellectuals

Were gonna invade
It's a global abrasion
It's conflagration
United nations
It's a total invasion
 
Mexico city
24 million people
Half a liter a day
Is their ration
 
The final push
The last battle
Eden restored
 

Man is cattle
We want your oil
We want your land
We'll take your wealth

You'll have much less
Well change your god
To the bitch goddess.
 
It's a global abrasion
It's conflagration
United nations
It's a total invasion
 
It's a global abrasion
It's conflagration
United nations
It's a total invasion
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Andrew James Dalrymple Gill / Jeremy Coleman / Martin Glover / Walker Kevin

 

 

 

 

 

 

Et cetera = Etc... Not blinking ect.

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4 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said:

Boris speaking in Parliament at 5pm. 

Think I'll give it a miss.

Probably regret it if he suddenly freaks out and shouts “ I'm with them, get it up yea ! “

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1 minute ago, Armageddon said:

Will UEFA and FIFA and every other sporting body expel all Russian clubs and athletes?

 

It's possible. 

 

Just saw there about the Paralympics. They've broken the historic Olympic Truce where you commit to not be in conflict 7 days before and 7 days after the Games.

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9 minutes ago, Boab said:

Seemingly Truss's meeting with the Russian Ambassador was cut short after ten minutes and was described as “ tempestuous “

I'm sticking with my earlier post about needed good statespeople to get us through this.

God only knows what the **** she was spraffing !

😕

Could be the ambassador that was inciting.

 

Lets be honest Russians aren’t known for their diplomacy

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6 minutes ago, Armageddon said:

Will UEFA and FIFA and every other sporting body expel all Russian clubs and athletes?

 

Poland, Sweden and the Czech Republic are refusing to travel to Russia to play any potential World Cup playoff games.

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29 minutes ago, Armageddon said:

 

What I'm saying is the fact that big blue bit is Russian speaking means feck all, cause whoever can live there could be speaking any language, the numbers able to live a developed life there a very low. 

Aye I mean the map's not even fully accurate. 
Just because the big blue bit has Russian as the *official* language does not mean everybody in the blue bit speaks Russian as their first and only language.

In the far east and far north, the indigenous languages still survive. 👍

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6 minutes ago, GBJambo said:

Could be the ambassador that was inciting.

 

Lets be honest Russians aren’t known for their diplomacy

 

” Yorkshire Tea...! “

 

Aye, you're probably right, must have been him !

 

 

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46 minutes ago, doctor jambo said:

Unions bring peace .

Nationalism brings conflict.

can we not marry prince andrew to one of putins daughters?

it’s how it used to be done

They are too old for him. In their 20s and 30s I think

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5 minutes ago, GBJambo said:

Could be the ambassador that was inciting.

 

Lets be honest Russians aren’t known for their diplomacy

 

Seemingly Truss told him that Russia had lied about this and an argument broke out, she then told him he was a disgrace and should be ashamed of himself and told him to get out of her office.

 

Well done to her if that's what happened, as people like him won't be used to being talked to like that, but it'll also hit home in clear terms that Russia has crossed a major line here.

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Fitzroy Pointon
9 minutes ago, Ainsley Harriott said:

Really harrowing when you hear the kids 💔

 

It's heartbreaking. Doesn't even bear thinking about it being any of our kids. 

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5 hours ago, Steak said:

Get the feeling we are gonna leave Ukraine to it and bolster the borders around the NATO nations.

 

Poor sods :(

 

Edit - NATO all but confirming it

 

We leave plenty other civilians from other states and countries 'to it' when they are under attack from bigger and greater powers. There's really nothing new here. 

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8 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said:

SWIFT being held back as threat. 

It's all prepared. Work was done last week. All that's required is go ahead and implementation will go through banking systems with immediate effect.

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1 hour ago, doctor jambo said:

Unions bring peace .

Nationalism brings conflict.

can we not marry prince andrew to one of putins daughters?

it’s how it used to be done

That didn't work out too well in 1914 when the inbred Saxe-Coburg cousins went toe to toe over a domestic dispute killing millions. 

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Just now, Mikey1874 said:

Of course we are assuming overwhelming Russian superiority. Let's see. 

 

 

To be fair a platoon isn't exactly a massive amount of soldiers. 

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2 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Hopefully Russian troops realise they don't have or want to do this to their Ukraine brothers and sisters.

 

And perhaps Russians in Russia might take the opportunity to express their disgust at Putin's move, despite the increased repression there that will undoubtedly ensue.

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1 minute ago, redjambo said:

 

And perhaps Russians in Russia might take the opportunity to express their disgust at Putin's move, despite the increased repression there that will undoubtedly ensue.

Over 100 arrested already in protests all over russia.24 cities and counting. 👍 They're not happy 👍

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All roads lead to Gorgie
13 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said:

Of course we are assuming overwhelming Russian superiority. Let's see. 

 

 

If that is true then signs of hope. 

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The Real Maroonblood
24 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said:

This is the most united I have seen parliament in a long time. 

Did Johnson manage to string two words together.

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1 minute ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

Did Johnson manage to string two words together.

Did pretty well. No fecking about from Himself or Keir and Ian. United on this.

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Just now, ri Alban said:

Did pretty well. No fecking about from Himself or Keir and Ian. United on this.


Yep credit where it is due. They all United and that’s what is needed right now. 

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Fitzroy Pointon
3 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

Did Johnson manage to string two words together.

 

For a change aye. Probably because he had the backing of everyone today and didn't feel as much under pressure to bluster his way through answers. 

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3 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said:


Yep credit where it is due. They all United and that’s what is needed right now. 

 

As everyone should be yet I still see the name Krankie on every 2nd page.

 

 

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south morocco
Just now, Steak said:

Are they holding Chernobyl as a bargaining tool or something? I don't see how it benefits them otherwise

Think they can go round it as a shortcut with a road there into Kiev.Would make no strategic sense do anything else

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Just now, south morocco said:

Think they can go round it as a shortcut with a road there into Kiev.Would make no strategic sense do anything else

 

Headlines are trying to terrify the public then. 

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