Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Just now, Absolute Scenes said: Heed butts the cross bar four times and then pulls his shorts down, gets his clanger caught in the net - that one? Thats the one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batistuta87 Posted August 4, 2021 Author Share Posted August 4, 2021 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Sir Gio said: Not getting his hole I'll bet Based on his instagram activity it looks like he's a bit obsessed. Follows easily 100+ burds of a certain shape 🍑😂 Edited August 4, 2021 by Batistuta87 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Just now, Batistuta87 said: Based on his instagram activity it looks like he's a bit obsessed. Follows easily 100+ burds of a certain shape 🍑😂 There I told you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batistuta87 Posted August 4, 2021 Author Share Posted August 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Sir Gio said: There I told you Another #Shagger 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Beni of Gorgie Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Ryan Hedges to leave Aberdeen I'm hearing, English Championship bound, Blackburn or Boro is the rumour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Batistuta87 said: Based on his instagram activity it looks like he's a bit obsessed. Follows easily 100+ burds of a certain shape 🍑😂 Na its just a decoy , likes the pics because he is into a more petite , red haired , white breasted type of bird…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Just now, Sir Gio said: Ryan Hedges to leave Aberdeen I'm hearing, English Championship bound, Blackburn or Boro is the rumour **** off to the non-hearts transfer thread wi yer shite…..😘 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie.nolan.5 Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 13 hours ago, Saint Jambo said: Well from @Footballfirst's description of the Raith game, that isn't accurate. According to him, Gnanduillet took his boots on at half time before putting them back on again and starting the second half, before being subbed. So not took boots off and walked. Not saying the second text is or isn't true but the first one sounds like a story that has been told and retold and distorted in the telling. Did you notice whether Robert's or Popescu were training today? I noticed that as well as not having been involved in the new player profile photos, they were neither on the bench against Celtic nor involved in the Raith bounce game. Wouldn't be shocked to hear both have left the club in the next week or two. I actually didn’t, I was on the look out for Walker 😂who was training too, must be over his injury from the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beni Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 14 minutes ago, Absolute Scenes said: Lafferty: he had 2, one for normal teams and one for the green mobs. Green mob was to stand in front of them and salute. second was he would run and jump and at the same time pump one hand off his chest. Naismith: Makes a bubble-bursting motion Walker: loves a run to the corner flag Boyce: Makes a shape with his hand and fingers to the crowd, looks like an "A" or something? Just a few haha. But then i'm weird when it comes to celebrations. Like see when players would stick their thumb in their mouth, i used to go off my nut at them. totally ruined the great goal they just scored., Steven McLean was erm...bold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wrinkly Ninja Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 41 minutes ago, Ibrahim Tall said: My mate is a ST holder at United. I don’t get a choice of not ‘ paying attention’. If you want to make a million excuses for him crack on, but the facts are he’s as proven as a goal scorer at Premiership level as Nicky Clark is. If he wasn’t he wouldn’t be getting linked with us to ‘get him off the wage bill’. Shanklands is as proven at goal scoring at premiership level for Dundee United as Boyce is for us. Shanklands most recent record at championship level for Dundee United is better than Boyce’s for us. I wouldn’t swap Boyce for Shankland but sometimes players give you more than just goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Scenes Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Beni said: Steven McLean was erm...bold. only when his old man was watching 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8skacel8 Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Beni said: Steven McLean was erm...bold. He sums up our signing policy under Levein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
August Landmesser Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 41 minutes ago, sadj said: Ffs 🤣 I genuinely would struggle to tell you what a players celebration was like. If its when playing i was caught up in the moment and its often a blue , watching im usually too busy shouting or bouncing about , falling down rows etc. Rudi is prob the only one i could tell you what his celebrations were like in 35+ years If they don't storm the fence at the Dunbar End after scoring, then they can GTF. Wage feeffs Fozzy, Bozzy and Big Phil Stamp are the only Hearts players i've ever liked FACT!!1111!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Scenes Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, The Wrinkly Ninja said: Shanklands is as proven at goal scoring at premiership level for Dundee United as Boyce is for us. Shanklands most recent record at championship level for Dundee United is better than Boyce’s for us. I wouldn’t swap Boyce for Shankland but sometimes players give you more than just goals. Which is very obvious for Boyce as he is one of our best players and first names on the sheet. Shankland would be a great signing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEARTS FOREVER Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Absolute Scenes said: Which is very obvious for Boyce as he is one of our best players and first names on the sheet. Shankland would be a great signing Correct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ainsley Harriott Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, The Wrinkly Ninja said: Shanklands is as proven at goal scoring at premiership level for Dundee United as Boyce is for us. Shanklands most recent record at championship level for Dundee United is better than Boyce’s for us. I wouldn’t swap Boyce for Shankland but sometimes players give you more than just goals. Boyce previously scored 48 in 100 premiership games for Ross County. Shankland has never scored consistently at a decent level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in space Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 39 minutes ago, Smith's right boot said: Aye, I ave' a joab Not as an English teacher then? Must be a job with loads of time off....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, August Landmesser said: If they don't storm the fence at the Dunbar End after scoring, then they can GTF. Wage feeffs Fozzy, Bozzy and Big Phil Stamp are the only Hearts players i've ever liked FACT!!1111!! Fozzy Bozzy n Stamp thats either a protection racket gang or a new trend on tik tok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboj1 Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Ainsley Harriott said: Boyce previously scored 48 in 100 premiership games for Ross County. Shankland has never scored consistently at a decent level Shankland doesn’t need to come in and score 20 goals a season, if he comes in and grabs 10 then that’s a lot less pressure on boyce. Not going to get many better than shankland for the price being branded about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasquale for King Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 33 minutes ago, Beni said: It's a football forum, things that are discussed on football forums tend to be football and related topics. It's implicit in most replies that people are stating their opinion rather than commenting as an expert. If as seems to be the case, this is a problem for you, then maybe football forums aren't for you. You would think he would be used to folk knowing more than he does? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavydavy Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Ainsley Harriott said: Boyce previously scored 48 in 100 premiership games for Ross County. Shankland has never scored consistently at a decent level What do you mean by this.? Apart from his early stint with Aberdeen he has only played one season in the SPFL that I am aware of so hard to judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gov Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Have I missed something? Where has the shankland chat came from and a medical happening today?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTT Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 I’d offer them Jordan Roberts and a sell on %. See if we can side step a transfer fee altogether. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
August Landmesser Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Stu_HMFC said: Billy King coming back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batistuta87 Posted August 4, 2021 Author Share Posted August 4, 2021 21 minutes ago, sadj said: Na its just a decoy , likes the pics because he is into a more petite , red haired , white breasted type of bird…. Honestly man, going through his Insta follows is like looking at the inside of an Amsterdam phone box 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorgieheart Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 So, current whispers are a new CB, Shankland, the boy Scott from Hull, who was supposed to be going to St Midden, but isnt...anything else ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Just now, August Landmesser said: Billy King coming back? Liam Craig in the back ground no happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTT Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stu_HMFC said: Are you suggesting Dr Funk will be making a return? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim Tall Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 22 minutes ago, The Wrinkly Ninja said: Shanklands is as proven at goal scoring at premiership level for Dundee United as Boyce is for us. Shanklands most recent record at championship level for Dundee United is better than Boyce’s for us. I wouldn’t swap Boyce for Shankland but sometimes players give you more than just goals. You do realise Boyce scored ~20 a season for Ross County for 2 years in the Premier? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
151 Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 15 minutes ago, Jamboj1 said: Shankland doesn’t need to come in and score 20 goals a season, if he comes in and grabs 10 then that’s a lot less pressure on boyce. Not going to get many better than shankland for the price being branded about This. We would have Shankland AND Boyce. Not sure how anyone sees a negative in this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
151 Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 14 minutes ago, wavydavy said: What do you mean by this.? Apart from his early stint with Aberdeen he has only played one season in the SPFL that I am aware of so hard to judge. The guy I work with is a huge Utd fan and watches every single game, and says that United have done absolutely nothing to supply him. Shelled balls up to him and expecting him to work wonders. Which he sometimes did. If we can supply with with good crosses from GMS and Gino, and through the middle with Boyce I think we have a very very good strike partnership. Providing its all true of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auldbenches Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 13 minutes ago, OTT said: Are you suggesting Dr Funk will be making a return? That would be some signing. He would come back a better player than when he left. This is one ex player I'd take back in a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ccjambo1874 Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 33 minutes ago, 8skacel8 said: He sums up our signing policy under Levein. Remember Levein saying 'I actually like the fact that he can't run.' 😂🤯 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 50 minutes ago, Absolute Scenes said: Lafferty: he had 2, one for normal teams and one for the green mobs. Green mob was to stand in front of them and salute. second was he would run and jump and at the same time pump one hand off his chest. Naismith: Makes a bubble-bursting motion Walker: loves a run to the corner flag Boyce: Makes a shape with his hand and fingers to the crowd, looks like an "A" or something? Just a few haha. But then i'm weird when it comes to celebrations. Like see when players would stick their thumb in their mouth, i used to go off my nut at them. totally ruined the great goal they just scored., Think Gnando is in the Seb Haller group. Barely registers. Antonio has had some absolute classics Gary Locke? Once did a machine gun with all the players getting shit but then there was a mass shooting and we never saw it again Personal favourite? Kevin Kyle’s v Hibs or the real Frank Lampard v Everton in FA Cup semi replay 1980 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckydug Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Ibrahim Tall said: That’s not wrong but people abroad in general are more likely to have heard of Aberdeen for the CWC/Ferguson than us and given our recent two relegations etc that point would probably go to them. Like I said, it’s a shitty argument to get into. Neither club is Bayern Munich or Barcelona, the size difference is that small that arguing over a few hundred seats or a trophy win that half a teams fanbase wasn’t alive for is silly. A few thousand seats more like. 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ainsley Harriott Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 27 minutes ago, wavydavy said: What do you mean by this.? Apart from his early stint with Aberdeen he has only played one season in the SPFL that I am aware of so hard to judge. Exactly he managed 7 goals all season. Hes a James Keatings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 9 minutes ago, 151 said: The guy I work with is a huge Utd fan and watches every single game, and says that United have done absolutely nothing to supply him. Shelled balls up to him and expecting him to work wonders. Which he sometimes did. If we can supply with with good crosses from GMS and Gino, and through the middle with Boyce I think we have a very very good strike partnership. Providing its all true of course. Our supply to forwards very rarely comes from crosses which is why, I reckon Gnando is struggling a bit and why I’m not sure about Shankland. He’s a punt at SPL level but NOW has a years experience. Punt worth taking but 500k? Nah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 39 minutes ago, Absolute Scenes said: only when his old man was watching 🤣 How old was his "old man"? Spindly Legs McLean. Ridiculous signing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wrinkly Ninja Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 19 minutes ago, Ibrahim Tall said: You do realise Boyce scored ~20 a season for Ross County for 2 years in the Premier? Yeah you are right. We shouldn’t consider signing Shankland. He wouldn’t score goals due to Liam Boyce scoring more than 20 once 6 years ago for Ross County. I think he would be a great signing alongside Boyce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sertse Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Word through the grapevine is Shankland is having his medical today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Striker Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 Apologies if this has already been discussed .... but McPhee has landed a gig as Aston Villa's "set piece" coach. tbf, it sounds tailor-made for a laptop guy like him. He can come up with dozens of permutations of players running this way & that way at corners & free-kicks, then just blame the other teams defenders when none of it leads to a goals. So thats Cathro and him now in the EPL earning big money. World's gone mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beni Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 41 minutes ago, Pasquale for King said: You would think he would be used to folk knowing more than he does? Ouch! Very ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 47 minutes ago, lost in space said: Not as an English teacher then? Must be a job with loads of time off....... I do try hard for a work/ life/ jkb balance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Striker Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Sertse said: Word through the grapevine is Shankland is having his medical today. Would be superb if true !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hogfather Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 We won't be signing Shankland. Take that to the bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bongo 1874 Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 3 hours ago, SuperstarSteve said: More rumours coming from Dundee that Walker was involved in the deal but refused to go. Don’t know if been posted already. Walker questioned management, his days are numbered 👍. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 (edited) Could be going abroad. Ipswich and Mk Dons interested. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9860329/amp/Belgian-club-Beerschot-face-competition-Ipswich-Town-Dundee-Uniteds-Lawrence-Shankland.html Edited August 4, 2021 by Chaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 27 minutes ago, Auldbenches said: That would be some signing. He would come back a better player than when he left. This is one ex player I'd take back in a minute. Where would you play him Right back ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_92 Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 15 minutes ago, Ainsley Harriott said: Exactly he managed 7 goals all season. Hes a James Keatings. Best Championship tallies: Keatings 13 in 30 Shankland 24 in 26 Best Premiership tallies: Keatings 1 in 17 Shankland 8 in 32 Not even close, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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