The Real Maroonblood Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 Just now, Smith's right boot said: Raging. Nae accountability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy T Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Smith's right boot said: It won't be a big market, very local. £100 might be down playing it a bit but a thousand or so would definitely have a big impact. Hardly national or a world wide market, very local amongst Hearts fans and that community. Ann put £40K on it last night - cover the compo to Barnsley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
better_call_saul Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Smith's right boot said: It won't be a big market, very local. £100 might be down playing it a bit but a thousand or so would definitely have a big impact. Hardly national or a world wide market, very local amongst Hearts fans and that community. Noted. However, the punter that's putting this £1000 bet on would probably know something. I've always thought that guys that go big on these markets are the taxi drivers that pick the managers up from the airport and take them direct to the stadium… could make a fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambocub Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 12 minutes ago, better_call_saul said: Granted, but putting DS down to 1/2, in turn pushes Austin up to 10/1 on SkyBet… if Sky don't have a clue then they won't be putting Danny down to that short an odds. Folk putting bets on will change the odds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasternRossco Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 This thread reminds me of the Only an Excuse sketch where they had various wannabe chairmen playing musical chairs for the Rangers gig 🤭 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, better_call_saul said: Noted. However, the punter that's putting this £1000 bet on would probably know something. I've always thought that guys that go big on these markets are the taxi drivers that pick the managers up from the airport and take them direct to the stadium… could make a fortune. Aye, no one knows the exact values. In a market of £10 and £20 bets, a £100 bet stands out, £500 more. Etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackney Hearts Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 17 minutes ago, Dalstonjambo said: In the betting market for the hearts manager it's probably about £100. Half of it's mine then, if that's the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott herbertson Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 13 minutes ago, heisenberg86 said: Stendel in in the wind? If I was a Hibee, but then again no They're like men making potions in a travelling show Oh I know it's not much but it's the best I can do My gift is my song And this one's for you And you can tell everyone,this is my song This is my story, and it's not yet done I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind That I put down in words How wonderful life is, with Hearts in my world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 13 minutes ago, Captain Canada said: I've been trying to think of new lyrics to 'Mr Wendal' by Arrested Development - Mr Stendel 😀 Funnily enough, that's the tune going around in my head too! On a plus side, when Hibs had just sacked Feckinbottom, they too were very interested in getting Stendel in charge, and seem a bit non plussed about Ross being there now, but quite a few of them stated that they hoped Stendel didn't come to Hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 19 minutes ago, heisenberg86 said: Stendel in in the wind? 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
better_call_saul Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, Hackney Hearts said: Half of it's mine then, if that's the case. £50 on DS, what odds did you get? If you don't mind JBK knowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 I think the Barnsley fans had songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 You just know after all this Its going to be Stuart McCall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 27 minutes ago, Gashauskis9 said: This better happen now. Changing lyrics to Elton John songs here rather than working. Hmmmm .... That's a little bit funny ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellors1874 Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 hope when announced hearts have the scorpions and rammstein on hand to welcome him and set up a German market on the plaza to make him feel at home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Gentleman Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 Just now, Barack said: "Hearts ist eine riesige Fußballmannschaft, und die Gelegenheit, hierher zu kommen, war zu gut, um sie abzulehnen. Ich freue mich auf die Herausforderung, uns zunächst an den Tisch zu holen und die europäische Qualifikation voranzutreiben." That's what I want to hear... "Gruppenführer Stendel" mmm....has a ring to it. Could do a job. Am I doing this right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 Daniel, my brother, You're a Jambo to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 38 minutes ago, DH1986 said: Beaten to it?! 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Walter Bishop said: You just know after all this Its going to be Stuart McCall. Pretty much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas-voss Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Walter Bishop said: You just know after all this Its going to be Stuart McCall. At least 20 more pages of drooling to go then McCall 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy T Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 Just now, vegas-voss said: At least 20 more pages of drooling to go then McCall 🤣 You just know if we don't get him it'll become JKB legend that Stendal would've won us the league if mad budgie hadn't messed up the negotiations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 Elton song for Clare Another passenger Who wants to get off .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 38 minutes ago, heisenberg86 said: Stendel in in the wind? Funny enough one of the songs was ‘Stendel pumpin Hibs’ to this tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Barack said: If he's a Nazi...then yes. Otherwise...no. Edit: I should add, yeah it's acceptable nowadays, as the connotation is different. 🙂 I wonder if we'll be allowed some light hearted, war themed, casual racism seeing as Herr Stendel is a white European. I know a few of us were on the wrong end of a Kickback gestapo finger wagging for some pretty tame (and satirical) suff on the first Meschino thread. Edited November 21, 2019 by Governor Tarkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyNic Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 21 minutes ago, Barack said: "Hearts ist eine riesige Fußballmannschaft, und die Gelegenheit, hierher zu kommen, war zu gut, um sie abzulehnen. Ich freue mich auf die Herausforderung, uns zunächst an den Tisch zu holen und die europäische Qualifikation voranzutreiben." That's what I want to hear... His unveiling speech been leaked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, Captain Canada said: I've been trying to think of new lyrics to 'Mr Wendal' by Arrested Development - Mr Stendel 😀 Not easy, it's a song that doesn't scan well to begin with because of Tod Thomas' rapping style... Mr. Stendel now has freedom A free that you and I hope means he'll come Free to be without the worries of a shit-tip like Barnsley Mr. Stendel's a Hun His only worries were Barnsley And an occasional harassment by the board on his case Uncivilized we call them But at least they appoint managers with haste Civilization, is Barnsley civilised, yes or no Give him the call Mrs. Budge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: I wonder if we'll be allowed some light hearted, war themed, casual racism seeing as Herr Stendel is a white European. I know a few of us were on the wrong end of a Kickback gestapo finger wagging for some pretty tame (and satirical) suff on the first Meschino thread. What, Like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DH1986 Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 Just now, Barack said: Shut up. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejoff Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 9 hours ago, Gorillajam said: This evening, I emailed a member of the board who I know if this was true. He told me the Hearts manager will have previous experience of the Scottish game and to expect an announcement next week. Stendel is still being paid by Barnsley and the compensation would be "excessive" - he was never in consideration. MacPhee will be charge against Killie. Apparently, only a handful of people are involved in the hiring process and therefore not to expect any leaks - the newspaper haven't a clue whats going on. One thing he did confirm is that Robinson will not be approached. We aren't prepared to pay the compensation. Budge doesn't feel he's achieved enough to warrant a fee to be paid for his services. Get ready for Neil McCann..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Hastings Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 49 minutes ago, Gashauskis9 said: This better happen now. Changing lyrics to Elton John songs here rather than working. I'm still Stendel? Tiny Daniel? LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 He grew up speaking Russian near the Polish border Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Barack said: Shut up. Closet Barnsley fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Apprentice Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 By all accounts Stendel had quite a young squad at Barnsley and a few then moved on for decent money. This is surely something we are looking for moving forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guess The Crowd Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 30 minutes ago, scott herbertson said: If I was a Hibee, but then again no They're like men making potions in a travelling show Oh I know it's not much but it's the best I can do My gift is my song And this one's for you And you can tell everyone,this is my song This is my story, and it's not yet done I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind That I put down in words How wonderful life is, with Hearts in my world I stood in the Shed and watched all the dross Well a few of these players they made me quite cross But the sun’s been quite kind when we sung our songs It’s for people like us that they’re still going strong..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 A former Barnsley manager coming to manage in Edinburgh? What could go wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyNic Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Ted Hastings said: I'm still Stendel? Tiny Daniel? LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES DANIEL STENDEL, YEAH YEAH YEAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sac Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 48 minutes ago, heisenberg86 said: Stendel in in the wind? Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangkokHearts Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 Goodbye Craig Levein Though I never knew you at all You had the arrogance to hold yourself While those around you crawled They crawled out of the woodwork And they answered to their name But then they all got injured And they made you change your game And it seems to me you came from Fife to wait on Strendel in the wings Never knowing who to play up front When the pain set in And I would have liked to have known you But I was on a bus Then Strendel was appointed long before You relegated us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pharmaceutical01 Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 'You signed Jack Ross, we signed Daniel Stendel' to the tune of 'You signed Efe Ambrose' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, Barack said: Try it. You never know your luck, mate. Sounds like a solid course of action. I'm in. 8 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said: What, Like this? Aye, like that. And a liberal deployment of a German vocabulary gleaned exclusively from old war films and Commando comics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: Sounds like a solid course of action. I'm in. Aye, like that. And a liberal deployment of a German vocabulary gleaned exclusively from old war films and Commando comics. Just don't mention the VAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: Sounds like a solid course of action. I'm in. Aye, like that. And a liberal deployment of a German vocabulary gleaned exclusively from old war films and Commando comics. Used to love the commando comics back in the 70's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Hearts Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 10 hours ago, rudi must stay said: Theres a number of ITK posters on here that are wonderfully informed. There stuff may not turn out to be right but they were right at some point Yup, even a stopped clock is right twice a day ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midloth_Iain Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 1 minute ago, BangkokHearts said: Goodbye Craig Levein Though I never knew you at all You had the arrogance to hold yourself While those around you crawled They crawled out of the woodwork And they answered to their name But then they all got injured And they made you change your game And it seems to me you came from Fife to wait on Strendel in the wings Never knowing who to play up front When the pain set in And I would have liked to have known you But I was on a bus Then Strendel was appointed long before You relegated us Superb 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: Sounds like a solid course of action. I'm in. Aye, like that. And a liberal deployment of a German vocabulary gleaned exclusively from old war films and Commando comics. Should be fine as long as it doesn't reference any factual literary quirks of language and translation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Icon of Symmetry said: Should be fine as long as it doesn't reference any factual literary quirks of language and translation. What, like this? 9 minutes ago, Lemongrab said: Just don't mention the VAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambopilms Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 God help him ( or anyone) when we get outplayed at Ibrox next week. He shat his pants, all we needed to do was attack etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Demolition Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 He came across the border, To manage a bigger team He’s here to be a jambo, He hates the boys in green. His name is Daniel Stendal He’s likes us to attack The Gorgie Boys are coming We’re no longer sitting back! Danny Danny Danny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackney Hearts Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 54 minutes ago, better_call_saul said: £50 on DS, what odds did you get? If you don't mind JBK knowing. 16-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy T Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 24 minutes ago, BangkokHearts said: Goodbye Craig Levein Though I never knew you at all You had the arrogance to hold yourself While those around you crawled They crawled out of the woodwork And they answered to their name But then they all got injured And they made you change your game And it seems to me you came from Fife to wait on Strendel in the wings Never knowing who to play up front When the pain set in And I would have liked to have known you But I was on a bus Then Strendel was appointed long before You relegated us A fine effort!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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