Fitzroy Pointon Posted June 9, 2021 Author Share Posted June 9, 2021 1 minute ago, JamesM48 said: Very true . Actually it’s quite surprising that a lot of guys like the “ bigger girl “ and why not Oh I have absolutely no issue with some meat on the bones but was caught out with one once who was a LOT larger than I would normally go for. Trouble was she had a really attractive face and didn't look at all that heavy in her pictures. That said, she was a really nice girl, had bought in a decent amount of drink and an enjoyable night was had. She lived locally so I was able to meet my mates at the pub across from her house when I left her house on Christmas Eve Thankfully she wasn't interested in a relationship though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, JamesM48 said: In my experience the longer you chat to Someone on these sites the less likely you will meet face to face . Some people just get off on the chat aspect and have no intention of meeting . There are also warning signs if they won’t send a “ clear “ face pic , or a dressed full body pic ! 😂 also check the date of the pic they may send as it’s generally years ago plus if you look at the pic and don’t really fancy them , remember that is probably the best pic they have of themselves so another re flag ! If they describe themselves as “ average “ build ! Another warning sign unless you like chubbies 👀 I have met all my ex’s in the pub ! Not that I’m a drinker just so happens met them there . I had beer Google’s on but still fancied them . That’s the beauty of seeing someone face to face initially as you either fancy them or not . Not like online As you can’t accurately assess how they are physically . I’m not being superficial but you have to physically fancy someone for anything to proceed . However you might not fancy them initially but they may grow on you due to their personality ! Its also more romantic meeting someone face to face as well ! If you like romance 👌not dissing sites as they do have their place for quickies ! My “straight “ pal has net countless women on them ! He’s a slapper . Helps that’s he a looker I suppose and has the gift of the gab in chatting up ! The amount of girls I spoke to and had intentions of meeting and the chat goes on and on just like you said there the longer the chat went on the least likely you would meet. also speaking to more than one girl at once and then she pops up a few days later asking how's it going but you have no intentions of meeting just get her blocked or deleted. I remember 1 girl I spoke to for a bit she had me on facebook etc and she was always put off meeting we ended up planning on meeting UNTIL she messaged me saying right lets bite the bullet and finally meet on Saturday. an excuse was made and I pied her off for that "bite the bullet" comment. I would hate to be a younger now and single trying to use these sites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 20 minutes ago, Jambomuzz said: See my posts around pages 50-55 lol Oh I’ll have a look 😂 17 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: Oh I have absolutely no issue with some meat on the bones but was caught out with one once who was a LOT larger than I would normally go for. Trouble was she had a really attractive face and didn't look at all that heavy in her pictures. That said, she was a really nice girl, had bought in a decent amount of drink and an enjoyable night was had. She lived locally so I was able to meet my mates at the pub across from her house when I left her house on Christmas Eve Thankfully she wasn't interested in a relationship though. 😂👍 16 minutes ago, Stu_HMFC said: The amount of girls I spoke to and had intentions of meeting and the chat goes on and on just like you said there the longer the chat went on the least likely you would meet. also speaking to more than one girl at once and then she pops up a few days later asking how's it going but you have no intentions of meeting just get her blocked or deleted. I remember 1 girl I spoke to for a bit she had me on facebook etc and she was always put off meeting we ended up planning on meeting UNTIL she messaged me saying right lets bite the bullet and finally meet on Saturday. an excuse was made and I pied her off for that "bite the bullet" comment. I would hate to be a younger now and single trying to use these sites. Yes I find it tragic for young people now if they only meet or chat to each other online . They lose the art of face to face conversation etc . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Salad Fingers said: Hmmm I wouldn't go knocking it yet. You might find after a few months your back seeking out the fatties that messaged you before when you're walking around with balls like watermelons I've got a couple of options lined up from before I even downloaded these apps, so hopefully it never gets that far. 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Jambomuzz said: Look the the burds that are “looking to see what happens” or the likes. If your just after a bit of fun. Although I have had some success with women that are looking to date/something serious. Everyone has needs. badoo is quite good for a shag, wee tip as well, create your account, verify email and then go to “delete account” you will get offered 3 days free premium to stay on. Means you can try it out, see who’s liked you etc. That's a shout. I'm on Badoo but haven't used it a lot. Drew me in with the ability to message without matching, then realised you have to pay for every chat unless you match, and I get the impression a lot of girls don't pay for premium to see you've liked them. Notice a lot of girls just put their Snapchat in their bio and advise to message on that instead. Just haven't worked up the courage yet to add any. I wish I was fearless, but after 11 years of relationships, I'm rusty as ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 4 minutes ago, Locky said: That's a shout. I'm on Badoo but haven't used it a lot. Drew me in with the ability to message without matching, then realised you have to pay for every chat unless you match, and I get the impression a lot of girls don't pay for premium to see you've liked them. Notice a lot of girls just put their Snapchat in their bio and advise to message on that instead. Just haven't worked up the courage yet to add any. I wish I was fearless, but after 11 years of relationships, I'm rusty as ****. My mate Ewan is telling me if you download the app and look to leave delete account it will offer your free premium account for 3 days haha just keep making new accounts and get the free one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 6 minutes ago, Locky said: That's a shout. I'm on Badoo but haven't used it a lot. Drew me in with the ability to message without matching, then realised you have to pay for every chat unless you match, and I get the impression a lot of girls don't pay for premium to see you've liked them. Notice a lot of girls just put their Snapchat in their bio and advise to message on that instead. Just haven't worked up the courage yet to add any. I wish I was fearless, but after 11 years of relationships, I'm rusty as ****. I 2 hours ago, Jambomuzz said: Look the the burds that are “looking to see what happens” or the likes. If your just after a bit of fun. Although I have had some success with women that are looking to date/something serious. Everyone has needs. badoo is quite good for a shag, wee tip as well, create your account, verify email and then go to “delete account” you will get offered 3 days free premium to stay on. Means you can try it out, see who’s liked you etc. Haha I just seen the message about the 3 day free premium account Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomuzz Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 59 minutes ago, Locky said: That's a shout. I'm on Badoo but haven't used it a lot. Drew me in with the ability to message without matching, then realised you have to pay for every chat unless you match, and I get the impression a lot of girls don't pay for premium to see you've liked them. Notice a lot of girls just put their Snapchat in their bio and advise to message on that instead. Just haven't worked up the courage yet to add any. I wish I was fearless, but after 11 years of relationships, I'm rusty as ****. You can message some of them off the bat without matching or without paying. Usually all the nice looking lassies are behind the chat paywall unless you match though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 19 minutes ago, Jambomuzz said: You can message some of them off the bat without matching or without paying. Usually all the nice looking lassies are behind the chat paywall unless you match though. I heard there is a girl called Chole 24 from Livingston keep eye on her You ask her for a lick of you're cornetto and she will do anything you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 It's quite ironic that women are a pain in the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 On 07/06/2021 at 14:14, Locky said: chubby, 27 year old, and throw me about for half an hour. 9 hours ago, Locky said: Also very quickly found out that 'few extra pounds' means ****ing whale. Also, fat girls who put in their bio about their big chebs, you're fat. You'd be a sore disappointment if you didn't. Big chebs does not compensate for your massive ****ing gut. So when you describe yourself as chubby does that mean you’re a ****ing whale as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 3 hours ago, Tazio said: So when you describe yourself as chubby does that mean you’re a ****ing whale as well? Nah, I over do it tbh. More of the dad bod type which birds seem to love. Bit of a beer belly, but other than that, nothing chubby about me. Particularly down below... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telford_jambo123 Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 Think I need to see what’s out there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Locky Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Telford_jambo123 said: Think I need to see what’s out there Hopefully your contributions are better than mine. I totally got bored of the whole dating site scene pretty quickly. Got banned off Tinder (I dunno why honestly ) and POF was full of mostly munters. I seemed to have much more luck meeting ladies out and about by just being me. Which terrifies me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 44 minutes ago, Locky said: Hopefully your contributions are better than mine. I totally got bored of the whole dating site scene pretty quickly. Got banned off Tinder (I dunno why honestly ) and POF was full of mostly munters. I seemed to have much more luck meeting ladies out and about by just being me. Which terrifies me. Which brothel do you recommend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 56 minutes ago, Locky said: Hopefully your contributions are better than mine. I totally got bored of the whole dating site scene pretty quickly. Got banned off Tinder (I dunno why honestly ) and POF was full of mostly munters. I seemed to have much more luck meeting ladies out and about by just being me. Which terrifies me. I can’t even begin to imagine, what you did to get banned from Tinder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 10 minutes ago, Steak said: Which brothel do you recommend? the one I work at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 7 minutes ago, iantjambo said: I can’t even begin to imagine, what you did to get banned from Tinder I genuinely don't know. Must've said something pished one night. But, a scrubber is a scrubber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 9 minutes ago, iantjambo said: I can’t even begin to imagine, what you did to get banned from Tinder Smelled a bare bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Steak said: Smelled a bare bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telford_jambo123 Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 How can women who look like mixu be so picky? I’m no oil painting but this is ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 14 minutes ago, Steak said: Smelled a bare bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted April 25, 2022 Author Share Posted April 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, Telford_jambo123 said: How can women who look like mixu be so picky? I’m no oil painting but this is ridiculous She looks like Mixu but you swiped right and she knocked you back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telford_jambo123 Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: She looks like Mixu but you swiped right and she knocked you back? God no I’m just talking about generally. Not signed up yet to anything just been told the horror stories from friends as well as this delightful thread. Wondering if it’s worth all the hassle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 3 hours ago, Telford_jambo123 said: Think I need to see what’s out there Keep the Kickback updated with screenshots and pics of there profiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted April 25, 2022 Author Share Posted April 25, 2022 27 minutes ago, Telford_jambo123 said: God no I’m just talking about generally. Not signed up yet to anything just been told the horror stories from friends as well as this delightful thread. Wondering if it’s worth all the hassle It's 100% worth the hassle, to keep the good arseholes of Kickback entertained. The baton has passed to you my friend, run with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Steak said: Smelled a bare bum Never let him forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telford_jambo123 Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 (edited) Met the last one tinder. That worked out well (not).Then again did get a gobble on night one - no steak pies needed Edited April 25, 2022 by Telford_jambo123 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 Just now, Telford_jambo123 said: Met the last one tinder. That worked out well. Then again did get a gobble on night one - no steak pies needed It's nice to know that romance is not dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 I've taken a break from Bumble......and got myself a FWB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 (edited) 6 hours ago, Telford_jambo123 said: God no I’m just talking about generally. Not signed up yet to anything just been told the horror stories from friends as well as this delightful thread. Wondering if it’s worth all the hassle Online “ dating “ is a mixed bag really Better to try meeting people the old fashioned way , pissed in a pub. Least then they can’t lie about their height / weight etc !!! You also know right away if you fancy them . Yes it’s all very nice having things in common , like politics , same football team etc but there has to be that attraction . And you get to know right away if there’s any chemistry . You can spend too much time online chatting to them so when you meet in real life you know everything about them . 😎there’s no mystery , no surprise . Well so I’ve heard like 😂 Edited April 25, 2022 by JamesM48 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 4 hours ago, Telford_jambo123 said: Met the last one tinder. That worked out well (not).Then again did get a gobble on night one - no steak pies needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 7 hours ago, Morgan said: Never let him forget. You stay out of this Morgan, while I still like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwindonJambo Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 5 hours ago, redjambo said: It's nice to know that romance is not dead. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money - Good Charlotte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo_jim2001 Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 (edited) On 31/07/2016 at 10:13, Sarah O said: Post pics so we can assess the situ. Ugly girls need love too❤️plus side you can trust your mates not trying it on,when your not there👍 anyhoo I hacked salad fingers account..ps now I know where you get it from😳😳 she looks a keeper mate...six years on❤️❤️ Edited April 26, 2022 by Jambo_jim2001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Greedy Jambo said: Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money - Good Charlotte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 41 minutes ago, Morgan said: You defo drive a fiat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 2 hours ago, Greedy Jambo said: You defo drive a fiat. You, Sir, are a very good judge of character. The last time I went cruising along the Mediterranean coastline with Morgan, we drove in his Fiat Spider. I hope he doesn't mind if I share a photo I took of it. My only complaint is that he continually played Green Onions on the music system, but you can't have everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTBCAL Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 I could write a book about online dating. Some of my experiences have been fantastic but others well…. I actually find if you are honest about your intentions up front then you get a result sooner or later. For guys like me who simply don’t want a relationship at all it is surprising how many women feel the same way. However sadly at my age the woman are letting themselves go 🙁 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo_jim2001 Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 5 hours ago, redjambo said: You, Sir, are a very good judge of character. The last time I went cruising along the Mediterranean coastline with Morgan, we drove in his Fiat Spider. I hope he doesn't mind if I share a photo I took of it. My only complaint is that he continually played Green Onions on the music system, but you can't have everything. Meanwhile in the real world 🤔😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted April 27, 2022 Author Share Posted April 27, 2022 Chances are if you're over 35 you're going to have to like kids, be prepared to put up with a dad being on the scene and possibly there being some friction between him and the lassie, him possibly being a psycho, her having mental or physical health issues. Thankfully I lucked out and got none of that Now she has a kid and quite possibly mental health issues from living with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 12 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: Chances are if you're over 35 you're going to have to like kids, be prepared to put up with a dad being on the scene and possibly there being some friction between him and the lassie, him possibly being a psycho, her having mental or physical health issues. Thankfully I lucked out and got none of that Now she has a kid and quite possibly mental health issues from living with me. 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 3 hours ago, Salad Fingers said: Chances are if you're over 35 you're going to have to like kids, be prepared to put up with a dad being on the scene and possibly there being some friction between him and the lassie, him possibly being a psycho, her having mental or physical health issues. Thankfully I lucked out and got none of that Now she has a kid and quite possibly mental health issues from living with me. I think we'll get along great when we finally meet...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 4 hours ago, Salad Fingers said: Chances are if you're over 35 you're going to have to like kids, be prepared to put up with a dad being on the scene and possibly there being some friction between him and the lassie, him possibly being a psycho, her having mental or physical health issues. Thankfully I lucked out and got none of that Now she has a kid and quite possibly mental health issues from living with me. Does she know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 14 hours ago, Greedy Jambo said: You defo drive a fiat. A Fiat Spider is indeed one of our cars. 11 hours ago, redjambo said: You, Sir, are a very good judge of character. The last time I went cruising along the Mediterranean coastline with Morgan, we drove in his Fiat Spider. I hope he doesn't mind if I share a photo I took of it. My only complaint is that he continually played Green Onions on the music system, but you can't have everything. I don't mind at all, Red. The Green Onions thing was in memory of Tommy. It was particularly poignant when you and I were in Cannes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 6 minutes ago, Morgan said: A Fiat Spider is indeed one of our cars. I don't mind at all, Red. The Green Onions thing was in memory of Tommy. It was particularly poignant when you and I were in Cannes. I know. It was very much appreciated at the time Morgan, believe me, especially listening to it while sipping champagne as the wind blew gently through my hair on our descent into Cannes, but your insistence that you wouldn't play any of those REO Speedwagon tracks of mine still hurts a little - it would have made it perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 53 minutes ago, redjambo said: I know. It was very much appreciated at the time Morgan, believe me, especially listening to it while sipping champagne as the wind blew gently through my hair on our descent into Cannes, but your insistence that you wouldn't play any of those REO Speedwagon tracks of mine still hurts a little - it would have made it perfect. You know how I feel about REO Speedwagon, please stop bringing it up. I’m glad however that you remembered the Spider. It’s all part of the learning process for @Greedy Jambo, they don’t have things like that in Livingston. I’m sure he’ll thank us in a few years time, once he’s grown up. Is your hair still beautiful? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 On 26/04/2022 at 00:38, Locky said: You stay out of this Morgan, while I still like you. I can’t leave it, Locks. It’s just too good. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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