superjack Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 A duck started quacking at me rather aggressively and I think it was swearing at me, but my lack of fowl language leaves me unsure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Anyone else having trouble with these nicotine patches? Mine melt as soon as I light them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 4 minutes ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Anyone else having trouble with these nicotine patches? Mine melt as soon as I light them I accidently rolled 1 up inside out, now my lips are sealed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 The difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant mistress is you can unscrew the lightbulb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stuart Lyon Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 At Glasgow Pub Quiz, the final question to win the £1000 is: Take That's first album consisted of four words, the first two were "Take That" so what were the second two? There was a long pause then a wee Glesga man stands up and says: Was it - "Ya *******" ...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in space Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 3 hours ago, Cameronstheman said: Nic got a gun in that pocket or just glad to see you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 4 hours ago, Cameronstheman said: Was this supposed to be posted to the "Joggling" thread? Hubba hubba! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny Klack Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 On 12/03/2024 at 19:25, Elljay said: I recently joined an Icelandic dating app. I expect a Gudrun for my money. Enjoyed this 👌 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CostaJambo Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 What do you call an Italian who's had a serious foot injury? Roberto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RobNox Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 On 13/03/2024 at 09:45, JudyJudyJudy said: Anyone else having trouble with these nicotine patches? Mine melt as soon as I light them You are awful, but I like you! Sorry, just a reference to your latest avatar, which takes me back to my youth, but is probably lost on our younger viewers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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