Tatlock Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Juanma is a Jambo Jambo Jambo Juanma is a jambo etc To the Gary glitter song leader of the gang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekeo Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Rework of the 90s classic "All that she wants is another baby" "Oh oh Juwon Oshaniwa baby" Best one yet!!! "He's gonna get ya...." " Oh oh oh Juwon, Oshaniwa baby!" Would LOVE for this to catch on!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTT Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Juanma is a Jambo Jambo Jambo Juanma is a jambo etc To the Gary glitter song leader of the gang Um... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliffundo Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 lol wrong player? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattatooi Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 To the tune of Oklahoma: OOOOsh-inawa, where Juwon comes sweepin' down the wing,And the Smeltic' cheat can sure get beat, When Juwon scores and makes those jambo?s sing?OOOOsh-inawa, Ev'ry week my honey lamb and I, Sit at tynie watchin? Juwon makin' lazy Hiby?s cry. No? I'll go........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliffundo Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 To the tune of Oklahoma: OOOOsh-inawa, where Juwon comes sweepin' down the wing, And the Smeltic' cheat can sure get beat, When Juwon scores and makes those jambo?s sing? OOOOsh-inawa, Ev'ry week my honey lamb and I, Sit at tynie watchin? Juwon makin' lazy Hiby?s cry. No? I'll go........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart500 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Where the funk is Oshinawa Where the funk is Oshinawa Where the funk is Oshinawa He's still not funkin here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Dragging on a bit this, eh? Good job we've got all these songs to keep us occupied though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 This thread is ****ing tragic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cast No Shadow Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 To the tune of Oklahoma: OOOOsh-inawa, where Juwon comes sweepin' down the wing, And the Smeltic' cheat can sure get beat, When Juwon scores and makes those jambo?s sing? OOOOsh-inawa, Ev'ry week my honey lamb and I, Sit at tynie watchin? Juwon makin' lazy Hiby?s cry. No? I'll go........ You should: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 This thread is ******* tragic I look forward to the schools going back already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 This thread is ******* tragic Agreed. Needs way more songz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTT Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 This is getting as bad as reilly... C'monnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 At this rate it's more like ..... "If I had a photograph of you, it's something to remind me, I wouldn't spend my life just wishing". ( older heeds will ken this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchies75 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I got chills, they're multiplyingAnd I'm losing control'Cause the power, you're supplyingIt's electrifying!Juwon the one that I want Juwon the one I want Ooh Ooh Ooh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchies75 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 STV - Hearts head coach Neilson is hopeful transfer target Juwon Oshaniwa will arrive in Edinburgh next week to complete a move to the Tynecastle side. A visa has been acquired for the Nigerian international left back, but he is yet to fly to Scotland to complete a deal. http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/hearts/1324297-hearts-kid-gary-oliver-out-to-prove-he-can-cut-it-in-the-premiership/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
And he's not praying Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Serious thread is serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMMY1980 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 STV - Hearts head coach Neilson is hopeful transfer target Juwon Oshaniwa will arrive in Edinburgh next week to complete a move to the Tynecastle side. A visa has been acquired for the Nigerian international left back, but he is yet to fly to Scotland to complete a deal. http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/hearts/1324297-hearts-kid-gary-oliver-out-to-prove-he-can-cut-it-in-the-premiership/ How long does it take to get on a plane and fly to Scotland...this is dragging its heels a bit.Hope his agents and him aren't stalling and trying to drum up interest from elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Dodgy. This won't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 STV - Hearts head coach Neilson is hopeful transfer target Juwon Oshaniwa will arrive in Edinburgh next week to complete a move to the Tynecastle side. A visa has been acquired for the Nigerian international left back, but he is yet to fly to Scotland to complete a deal. http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/hearts/1324297-hearts-kid-gary-oliver-out-to-prove-he-can-cut-it-in-the-premiership/ Probably worth pointing out that this bit is from the pen of an STV writer, there's no quotes about it from anyone who actually knows- at the moment it's speculation, not fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Probably worth pointing out that this bit is from the pen of an STV writer, there's no quotes about it from anyone who actually knows- at the moment it's speculation, not fact. Aye Jamie will have just plucked it straight out his own arse without having spoken to Robbie about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Bad feelings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Aye Jamie will have just plucked it straight out his own arse without having spoken to Robbie about it. True. Strange way to write the story though. Top line at the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Private Womble Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 To the tune of Oklahoma: OOOOsh-inawa, where Juwon comes sweepin' down the wing, And the Smeltic' cheat can sure get beat, When Juwon scores and makes those jambo?s sing? OOOOsh-inawa, Ev'ry week my honey lamb and I, Sit at tynie watchin? Juwon makin' lazy Hiby?s cry. No? I'll go........ :bitgay: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden Gorgie Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 This ain't gonna happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cast No Shadow Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Isn't happening, imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Folk blatantly haven't bothered watching the video embedded in the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cast No Shadow Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Folk blatantly haven't bothered watching the video embedded in the story. Of course not. Because most folk are very stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMMY1980 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Of course not. Because most folk are very stupid. What do you mean?im lost... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Probably worth pointing out that this bit is from the pen of an STV writer, there's no quotes about it from anyone who actually knows- at the moment it's speculation, not fact. Or it might've been direct from the gaffer's own mouth, as shown in the video accompanying the article. Edit: To echo the comments of various other posters above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cast No Shadow Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 We still need at least one more addition on top of this boy, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_92 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Considering how long the Reilly and Juanma transfers rumbled on it's weird that this one has people shitting their wee pants. Those ones didn't involve work permits either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudiHMFC Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Any more decent songs lads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavydavy Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Probably worth pointing out that this bit is from the pen of an STV writer, there's no quotes about it from anyone who actually knows- at the moment it's speculation, not fact. Probably worth listening to what Robbie says in his interview after the highlights!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Any more decent songs lads? ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMMY1980 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Of course not. Because most folk are very stupid. I have watched it...still not happening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Feck. Was looking forward to seeing the big man in rain soaked Oban this weekend. Is there only 1 flight per week to the UK from where he lives??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieholt Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 This guy needs a visa. Has he got one? Also, he is planning to move to another continent (no matter what Eurovision thinks!) for 2 or 3 years. It's not just a question of 'jumping on a plane'. My Mrs takes a week to pack for a fortnight's holiday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Did he say anything in the video then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 :bitgay:You're thinking of Oklahomo I believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Did he say anything in the video then? He called Borthwick a lier and then snapped his pen in half and threw it in his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Aye Jamie will have just plucked it straight out his own arse without having spoken to Robbie about it. No mention of who wrote it on the mobile version and the video doesn't work in the Netherlands, but you away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 How I wish Oshaniwa was here We're just bored beyond reason When it's the pre-season, Year after year Running over the same old ground But is the sound Of a Klaxon near? Wish Juwon was here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sifter Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 This thread is bordering on being that shite that its actually quite good. The Tim Vine of the thread world if you like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 How I wish Oshaniwa was here We're just bored beyond reason When it's the pre-season, Year after year Running over the same old ground But is the sound Of a Klaxon near? Wish Juwon was here That's more like it. The last page hasn't been as amusing... Well, apart from when that guy pretended he had watched the video, and that he was laughing along with the guy who posted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 No mention of who wrote it on the mobile version and the video doesn't work in the Netherlands, but you away I will to my hearts content about you being a dumpling and jumping the gun. all the way to the bank Tired of all this STV speculation, taken directly from the mouth of RN, it's about time it stopped. We need to put a stop to their anti-Hearts, pro pens agenda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 WHAT DO JUWAN? Oshi!!! WHEN DO JUWAN HIM? Now!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 "... We need to put a stop to their anti-Hearts, pro pens agenda... " Now there's a Fountainbridge Show discussion I would watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 How I wish Oshaniwa was here We're just bored beyond reason When it's the pre-season, Year after year Running over the same old ground But is the sound Of a Klaxon near? Wish Juwon was here That deserves some kudos. Well played sir, well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regal Kingston Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 How I wish Oshaniwa was here We're just bored beyond reason When it's the pre-season, Year after year Running over the same old ground But is the sound Of a Klaxon near? Wish Juwon was here Terrific! Imaginative and bang on the money on how we all feel too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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