WSTR Posted July 7, 2015 Author Share Posted July 7, 2015 Which season? The grouse season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSTR Posted July 7, 2015 Author Share Posted July 7, 2015 JUWON it all. Juwon it all Juwon it all. And Juwon it NOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 More songs plz. HEY OSHANIWA! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBYM6g8Tck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavydavy Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 That's a bit of an assumption, I did actually look into them. The site appears to be pretty reputable and knowledgeable and exclusively talks about African football. The particular guy was approached on twitter by a Hearts fan as someone who would be knowledgeable about this player. Like I said, I'll reserve judgement as we all should, and I also believe in our management team, but it is a niggling worry. I think it is more you who is making the assumptions. Anyway time will tell if we sign him we will be able to making our own expert judgements!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 I think it is more you who is making the assumptions. Anyway time will tell if we sign him we will be able to making our own expert judgements!!! I don't think I've made any assumptions have I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavydavy Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Even in the videos i've watched of him, he's out of position at times. I think it comes down to the fact he is an attacking full back so is always further up the park. I think we'll get away with that. He looks to be pretty quick to get back also. Maybe he is doing what his manager is asking him to do. Often with attacking full backs when they are far up the pitch another player is tasked with covering sometimes a defensive midfielder or centre back. It's always a hard one to call but we will soon find out if he signs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavydavy Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 I don't think I've made any assumptions have I? The first line of your reply to my comment says. That's a bit of an assumption!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of the North Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 You can't always get what Juwon, You can't always get what Juwon, You can't always get what Juwon, But if you try sometimes you find, you get that scarf over the heid. For after he signs You won't ever get past Juwon You won't ever get past Juwon You won't ever get past Juwon And if you try sometimes you might find you get kicked in the heid What's that coming over the hill is it Augustyn? Is it Augustyn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 The first line of your reply to my comment says. That's a bit of an assumption!! Yes, you assumed I know nothing about the blogger. What assumptions have I made? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavydavy Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Yes, you assumed I know nothing about the blogger. What assumptions have I made? Never mind I can't be arsed with this it could go on for ever. Perhaps we can agree to not understand each others points and call it a day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS86 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Rework of the 90s classic "All that she wants is another baby" "Oh oh Juwon Oshaniwa baby" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Le Clos Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 I hope this falls through so we're spared any more chronic "song bants". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Never mind I can't be arsed with this it could go on for ever. Perhaps we can agree to not understand each others points and call it a day? Not trying to pick a fight with you dude, you're the guy who said "I think it is more you who is making the assumptions" It's pretty normal for me to then ask what assumptions you think I've made. I understood your posts perfectly btw, I just don't agree that I've assumed anything- maybe you can clarify? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 He looks like he's shit off a shovel fast, so I wouldn't worry too much about him running back in to position after pinging in a cross. Speed's a bonus of course, and I'm sure that the SPFL is a more forgiving environment than others he may have played in to be fair. Like I say though, I've got a wee alarm bell going off, which is unusual for me, I'm almost always a happy clapper with potential new signings. Hope that wee voice is wrong of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Speed's a bonus of course, and I'm sure that the SPFL is a more forgiving environment than others he may have played in to be fair. Like I say though, I've got a wee alarm bell going off, which is unusual for me, I'm almost always a happy clapper with potential new signings. Hope that wee voice is wrong of course! All fair enough. It's the main issue with wing backs and attacking fullbacks in any league though, I suppose. If you are as fast as Agathe, Goncalves or whoever though, you tend to do alright in the Scottish leagues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Torrance Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Just repeat his first name and surname to the tune of Blue Moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 All fair enough. It's the main issue with wing backs and attacking fullbacks in any league though, I suppose. If you are as fast as Agathe, Goncalves or whoever though, you tend to do alright in the Scottish leagues. True, and if you can have 2 intelligent centre backs and the other full back knows to stay back and cover when not his turn to bomb on, you can effectively have a fairly central back 3 moving over to cover the backline more evenly. It may be the case that we can get away with that a bit more if Augustyn is indeed the upgrade on Wilson that we hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 This is terrible but I couldn't resist. Cheap Trick's "Want You to Want Me" Juwon, pass to Juanma Alim, pass to Reilly Oliver, cross to Osman Augustyn, cross to Jamie Yes, I know. Terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Mugabe Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Does anyone have any idea on when we can expect Oshaniwa in Edinburgh, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YMWrules Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Does anyone have any idea on when we can expect Oshaniwa in Edinburgh, then? Nobody has a scooby mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart500 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Does anyone have any idea on when we can expect Oshaniwa in Edinburgh, then? He's Levein on a jet plane. Dont know when he'll be back again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 So, he still hasn't signed then? Celtic & Sheff Wed sniffing about him too? Can't say I'm confident. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_92 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 HE STILL HASN'T SIGNED OMG It was always reported as being this week at the very earliest and it's still only Tuesday FFS. They need to go through the whole process of making sure he's eligible to work in the UK and that takes time. If Celtic wanted him they'd have acted by now and if they want to hijack it they'll have to undergo the work permit application process themselves as I understand it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramrod Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Hope he is worth it and hope we have a back up, dragging on somewhat , signed pending awork permit is not unusuL in this day and age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Cannot believe we have had 10 pages of ifs and maybes about one (potential, perhaps) signing. Is this a record for JKB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hungry hippo Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Cannot believe we have had 10 pages of ifs and maybes about one (potential, perhaps) signing. Is this a record for JKB? The thread about Mark McGhee potentially becoming our new manager had 75 pages. It's in the classic kickback section if you have a couple of weeks to kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poultry Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Speed's a bonus of course, and I'm sure that the SPFL is a more forgiving environment than others he may have played in to be fair. Like I say though, I've got a wee alarm bell going off, which is unusual for me, I'm almost always a happy clapper with potential new signings. Hope that wee voice is wrong of course! Watch out for those wee voices Smithee. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Watch out for those wee voices Smithee. . Who said that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 This is terrible but I couldn't resist. Cheap Trick's "Want You to Want Me" Juwon, pass to Juanma Alim, pass to Reilly Oliver, cross to Osman Augustyn, cross to Jamie Yes, I know. Terrible. Don't be too hard on yourself, made me smile. Terrible? no. Chronic? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 True, and if you can have 2 intelligent centre backs and the other full back knows to stay back and cover when not his turn to bomb on, you can effectively have a fairly central back 3 moving over to cover the backline more evenly. It may be the case that we can get away with that a bit more if Augustyn is indeed the upgrade on Wilson that we hope I think we're pretty guaranteed to be playing with 2 sitting(ish) type midfielders most weeks. Whether that be as a 4231 or a 442, I see our midfield 2 being reasonably conservative. There to pick up the ball and keep it moving when we have it, more than burst forward with it, and when we don't have it, they're filling gaps and ensuring our shape is right. Get these guys good at their job and it gives fullbacks a helluva lot more licence, or license, I'm never sure which! Also, as discussed a fair bit, I think we have the players to go 343, 352, type thing too and this lad would seem to fit that (and the holding mids still have that same job with in that - think of Gerrard and Lucas season past last with Liverpool). And surely it's Da Doo Ron Ron by The Chrystals we're singing you shower of gomerals, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 I think we're pretty guaranteed to be playing with 2 sitting(ish) type midfielders most weeks. Whether that be as a 4231 or a 442, I see our midfield 2 being reasonably conservative. There to pick up the ball and keep it moving when we have it, more than burst forward with it, and when we don't have it, they're filling gaps and ensuring our shape is right. Get these guys good at their job and it gives fullbacks a helluva lot more licence, or license, I'm never sure which! Also, as discussed a fair bit, I think we have the players to go 343, 352, type thing too and this lad would seem to fit that (and the holding mids still have that same job with in that - think of Gerrard and Lucas season past last with Liverpool). And surely it's Da Doo Ron Ron by The Chrystals we're singing you shower of gomerals, no? Good post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Ach, what the hell. Everybody else had a shot. He hates the ****ing Hibees and he hates the huns A juwon won won, a juwon won He sprints up the wing with his mazy runs A juwon won won, a juwon won Oh, he thinks the Hibs are shite Oh, we think he's right He hates the ****ing Hibees and he hates the Huns. A juwon won won, a juwon won Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Good post Thanks, it's a good song mate. Think it was in Quadrophenia. Hale and Pace ruined it a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 He's Levein on a jet plane. Dont know when he'll be back again. This deserves a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyscott82 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Rework of the 90s classic "All that she wants is another baby" "Oh oh Juwon Oshaniwa baby" Excellent!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of the North Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Boney M Blazej Augustyn tra la la la la Blazej Augustyn tra la la la la la Blazej Augustyn tra la la la la He'd take Danny Wilson up the bum - bum bum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bubblebeard Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Excellent!!! Yep - definitely my fave so far! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 This is terrible but I couldn't resist. Cheap Trick's "Want You to Want Me" Juwon, pass to Juanma Alim, pass to Reilly Oliver, cross to Osman Augustyn, cross to Jamie Yes, I know. Terrible. You do realise that outside the US and Japan only about 37 people actually liked or ever listened to Cheap Trick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 You do realise that outside the US and Japan only about 37 people actually liked or ever listened to Cheap Trick? Heh, no actually. Figured there was more danger of that with the Journey reference. The Ace of Base one above is excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 If this was as done a deal as many are claiming would we not have had Juwon training with us/playing in preseason matches as a trialist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazo Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 If this was as done a deal as many are claiming would we not have had Juwon training with us/playing in preseason matches as a trialist? Not sure he will be allowed in the country till he has his visa in hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scabber Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 If this was as done a deal as many are claiming would we not have had Juwon training with us/playing in preseason matches as a trialist?not if he doesnt have a visa to enter the country. you cant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son Of Anarchy Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 You do realise that outside the US and Japan only about 37 people actually liked or ever listened to Cheap Trick? Guilty as charged so number 38. Going to start a fan club and see if I can get the numbers up to 51 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goz Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 HE STILL HASN'T SIGNED OMG It was always reported as being this week at the very earliest and it's still only Tuesday FFS. They need to go through the whole process of making sure he's eligible to work in the UK and that takes time. If Celtic wanted him they'd have acted by now and if they want to hijack it they'll have to undergo the work permit application process themselves as I understand it. You are correct. Everyone needs to calm down a bit. However, if he doesn't sign before 11:30am I'll be stopping my foundation donations, never attending any more games and forcing my laddie to wear a hibs top. So, there it is Hearts. You've got 2 hours and 16 minutes. Chop chop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Italian Lambretta Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 He could nip over to France and hitch a ride from Calais. Should be here in no time. Not sure he will be allowed in the country till he has his visa in hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Not sure he will be allowed in the country till he has his visa in hand.I thought he'd already been over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I thought he'd already been over? Quite possibly but he can't work til he's got his working visa sorted, he probably didn't need it for a visit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazo Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I thought he'd already been over? No idea to be honest and I may have imagined this but I'm sure once you have applied for the visa you have to stay out of the country until you have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Cheever Loophole Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Guilty as charged so number 38. Going to start a fan club and see if I can get the numbers up to 51 I saw them at The MacRobert Center, Stirling Uni or was it The Knack I saw? The mists of time have become Pea Soup thick to this auld rocker! I do remember the 4 sub-4 minute miles I ran, one after another after my intoduction to a couple of Dexterine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sifter Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 You do realise that outside the US and Japan only about 37 people actually liked or ever listened to Cheap Trick? If Cheap Trick hadn't provided the theme tune to That 70s Show, I'd never have heard of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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