davemclaren Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said: “Bang average rivals” 12 inches isn’t bang average, sweetness. 🥸😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 I've found it!!! They tried their best to do this; but, in the absence of Porteous, they failed .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 H1b5 are the very epitome of Hornswoggling ... It's in their DNA, so it is. 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Hornswoggling & scuttling is their signature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 9 minutes ago, Notts1874 said: IT'S OPEN!!! The Block 7 thread is hilarious. Basically a lot of them have belatedly reached the conclusion that their away support at Tynecastle consists of utter scum. There’s also the perennial complaint that it’s difficult to find your seat at Tynecastle because “all the blocks have the same row and seat numbers”. I mean, I know they’re not the brightest, but… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 18 minutes ago, Wee Mikey said: I've found it!!! They tried their best to do this; but, in the absence of Porteous, they failed .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas-voss Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 47 minutes ago, Tuco Salamanca said: Has lockdown over on.net ever been this long? Aye I'm sure it was 4 or 5 days a few years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 23 minutes ago, Notts1874 said: IT'S OPEN!!! Looks good Don't sack Lee Player Clearout needed Are we buying Lee's pitch Hanlon and Stevenson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 10 minutes ago, leginten said: There’s also the perennial complaint that it’s difficult to find your seat at Tynecastle because “all the blocks have the same row and seat numbers”. I mean, I know they’re not the brightest, but… Remember you also have to take into account that they are not used to finding allocated seats……….I mean when they buy a ticket for a home game there are just so many empty seats to choose from, the art of seat tracking for them has long been forgotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Elwood P Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Sooperstar said: Lewis Stevenson and Paul Hanlon are still starters for them. That sums up where they are. How Derbys have that pair of clowns lost between them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skivingatwork Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 32 minutes ago, Notts1874 said: IT'S OPEN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 8 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said: Looks good Don't sack Lee Player Clearout needed Are we buying Lee's pitch Jack & Victor FTFY. 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Block 7 thread Beamback thread Deeelish. What tasty morsel to read next 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notts1874 Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, Ked said: Block 7 thread Beamback thread Deeelish. What tasty morsel to read next 😆 I'll not be back thread is lovely reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, Notts1874 said: I'll not be back thread is lovely reading. Up next. Just read the "we need to" 😙 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gorgie Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Some roaster trying to justify objects being thrown and one saying ZC was faking injury. Thankfully they aren't all morons and someone pointed out ZC was bleeding from the head. Same poster who accused ZC of faking injury then admitted he didn't actually see it as he was away by then 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Is there any mention of the fabled 'LEVEL PLAYIN' FIELD' that was predicted to herald in their fabulous era of total dominance over us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Victorian said: Is there any mention of the fabled 'LEVEL PLAYIN' FIELD' that was predicted to herald in their fabulous era of total dominance over us? Oor opponunts huv nae hope when they play us doon the slope Edited January 3, 2023 by Dusk_Till_Dawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 42 minutes ago, leginten said: Quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notts1874 Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 23 minutes ago, Victorian said: Is there any mention of the fabled 'LEVEL PLAYIN' FIELD' that was predicted to herald in their fabulous era of total dominance over us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, Notts1874 said: Their derby record up until 1980 was still shit, in 14 decades of playing football against each other, they’ve only ever came out top over an entire decade just twice, which is why they desperately cling onto the 70s, because they have nothing since then, and practically nothing before then. Financial advantages and uneven playing fields though 🤦♂️ 😂 😂 Keep clinging to that comfort blanket Dingles 🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Morgan Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 54 minutes ago, leginten said: 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 How much are we up to in donations from fans and Ben E Factor? I’ve read numbers from £20 million up to £60 million? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hmfc1965 Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 minute ago, The Old Tolbooth said: Their derby record up until 1980 was still shit, in 14 decades of playing football against each other, they’ve only ever came out top over an entire decade just twice, which is why they desperately cling onto the 70s, because they have nothing since then, and practically nothing before then. Financial advantages and uneven playing fields though 🤦♂️ 😂 😂 Keep clinging to that comfort blanket Dingles 🤣🤣 That was Hibs and Tom Hart's money in the 70s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, Hmfc1965 said: That was Hibs and Tom Hart's money in the 70s. We’re not allowed to mention that though as financial doping is an unfair advantage, completely forgetting about them in the last 80s and early 90s when they signed Archibald and others that they couldn’t afford at the time, and then when relegated in 98, spent a shit tone of money they didn’t have getting back up again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 9 minutes ago, Notts1874 said: Ah yes. An insight into what is likely to be a popular belief. That there is no 'level playin' field' yet. That we are still gaining an advantage from additional income. I tend to favour the probability that it will be viewed as an unfair advantage in some way. Cheeturz. Livin' beyond thur means ken? They are not enjoying the sunlit uplands of the fabled level financial playing field because we are still conspiring to make it not level. Let us ignore for a moment that the additional income streams are entirely legitimate. Direct donation from supporters. Further donated funds from interested parties for philanthropic reasons. It is better to allow the festering bitterness and jealousy to continue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 4 hours ago, The White Cockade said: Scaramouche Scaramouche Can you see the fandangos! far too unappreciated post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halliphax Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Ked said: Block 7 thread I find it astounding how long it took someone to mention missiles 59 posts before it's even mentioned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halliphax Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 34 minutes ago, The Old Tolbooth said: they’ve only ever came out top over an entire decade just twice I can never resit posting this, updated for yesterdays result Spoiler 1890s Hearts 6 Hibs 4 Draw 1 1900s Hearts 12 Hibs 3 Draw 6 1910s Hearts 18 Hibs 3 Draw 3 Abandoned 1 1920s Hearts 2 Hibs 9 Draw 9 1930s Hearts 8 Hibs 3 Draw 7 1940s Hearts 6 Hibs 3 Draw 0 1950s Hearts 15 Hibs 6 Draw 3 1960s Hearts 10 Hibs 7 Draw 4 1970s Hearts 2 Hibs 13 Draw 10 1980s Hearts 11 Hibs 3 Draw 12 1990s Hearts 18 Hibs 6 Draw 13 2000s Hearts 14 Hibs 11 Draw 13 2010s Hearts 17 Hibs 10 Draw 11 2020s Hearts 4 Hibs 0 Draw 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costanza Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 hour ago, leginten said: That is sensational 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickycameron98 Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 After a quick skim, this post was a personal favourite. back to having another season where hearts are romping third place and the amazing European run that comes with that for the fans. It’s ****ing sickening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 On 01/09/2018 at 17:08, Hearts007 said: An oldie but the best ever posted,need to update with Robbie and wee Lee,whilst he is still manager🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Notts1874 said: Until the 1980’s? If you take the posters starting point of 1985 then that’s going on 37 years. Apt his username is Yesterday 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted January 3, 2023 Author Share Posted January 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Victorian said: Is there any mention of the fabled 'LEVEL PLAYIN' FIELD' that was predicted to herald in their fabulous era of total dominance over us? This was Hibs.net in its hey day. The dream that once Vlad & his fabled millions disappeared that they’d dominate or at least compete. And, here we are……. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ked Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Just read the beamback thread. Big Ron absolutely tearing into their wallets. Their TV screens had advertising round them. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Halliphax said: I find it astounding how long it took someone to mention missiles 59 posts before it's even mentioned Block 7. Sounds like a smack heid overdose NHS ward . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, The Old Tolbooth said: Their derby record up until 1980 was still shit, in 14 decades of playing football against each other, they’ve only ever came out top over an entire decade just twice, which is why they desperately cling onto the 70s, because they have nothing since then, and practically nothing before then. Financial advantages and uneven playing fields though 🤦♂️ 😂 😂 Keep clinging to that comfort blanket Dingles 🤣🤣 I worked it out ages ago but can’t remember the exact figures. After our dreadful 70s spell we were still something like 22 wins ahead up until our return to the Premier in 83. Might go away and be a geek for a while to work it out again 😁 PS:- if my calculations are correct, it was 27 wins ahead in all 3 major comps. Edited January 3, 2023 by Debut 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 15 minutes ago, Debut 4 said: I worked it out ages ago but can’t remember the exact figures. After our dreadful 70s spell we were still something like 22 wins ahead up until our return to the Premier in 83. Might go away and be a geek for a while to work it out again 😁 PS:- if my calculations are correct, it was 27 wins ahead in all 3 major comps. Before kick off on the 3rd September 1983 it was. League: Hearts 68- 47 Hibs Cup: Hearts 10- 9 Hibs League Cup: Hearts 4- 0 Hibs Total: Hearts 82- 56 Hibs 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leipzig76 Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Hmfc1965 said: That was Hibs and Tom Hart's money in the 70s. Tom Hart was paying George Best £1,000 a week out of his own pocket- They still got relegated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 I love the idea of hammering them and I always hope we do. But the agony of knowing we didn't even need to try is just glorious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 8 minutes ago, leipzig76 said: Tom Hart was paying George Best £1,000 a week out of his own pocket- They still got relegated £2k per appearance, iirc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival King Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 I don't think Hibs are s*** or irrelevant, I just think they are a smaller club than us, always have been and probably always will be. Of course, they'll have games and seasons where they're better than us but over the longer term we'll be the dominant club and come out top in more games and in more seasons, that's how it's been for almost a century and a half and I can't see anything to suggest it'll change. It's just the way things are, over the long term we'll be behind the ugly sisters, Hibs will be behind us, teams like Motherwell will be behind Hibs, teams like Falkirk will be behind them, it's like a pecking order......or the natural order of things. And I imagine a lot of Hibs fans realise that's just the way it is and will continue to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNCASTLE Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 5 hours ago, TheBigO said: Fuds.net still down! Is this a record Norris?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 hour ago, martoon said: Before kick off on the 3rd September 1983 it was. League: Hearts 68- 47 Hibs Cup: Hearts 10- 9 Hibs League Cup: Hearts 4- 0 Hibs Total: Hearts 82- 56 Hibs 👍 👍🏻 I had included the opening derby of 83-84. 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deevers Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 The fantasists are out in force over there again. One now pinning his hopes on a mythical Hong Kong consortium buying Ron out. It’ll be the Middle East, or South America or who knows maybe even the complete fantasist from the Philippines next. It’s going to be fun as the anxt mounts up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 24 minutes ago, Debut 4 said: 👍🏻 I had included the opening derby of 83-84. 😎 👍 The stats were in the match day programme that day. I've never forgotten them. Sadly, I've no memory of what happened to the programme. An occasional blip apart, D4, it's been feckin magic vs. Hibs since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 I've been getting the "service error" thing since just before Christmas. I still am. Further gems from .nut would be greatly appreciated. I'm missing out on the fun. A bit like the little boy that Santa Claus forgot. 😢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 (edited) 12 minutes ago, martoon said: I've been getting the "service error" thing since just before Christmas. I still am. Further gems from .nut would be greatly appreciated. I'm missing out on the fun. A bit like the little boy that Santa Claus forgot. 😢 Same here mate Although seems to only be with chrome. If I use the Samsung browser it let's me in Edited January 3, 2023 by Hansel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 8 minutes ago, martoon said: I've been getting the "service error" thing since just before Christmas. I still am. Further gems from .nut would be greatly appreciated. I'm missing out on the fun. A bit like the little boy that Santa Claus forgot. 😢 Can't understand why you're getting that error message, especially as it now seems to be open to all again. I never have a problem accessing the site as I decided to register a few years ago, and as a registered user, lockdowns don't affect me. I'd urge everyone who loves to relish in their grief to register. Nothing better after a derby win than to flip between JKB and fuds.net and contrast the joy on JKB with the anguish over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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