IronJambo Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 The mother-in-law is threatening to visit soon. Her and the father-in-law. He went to Tesco with her last week. That's news because he's not left the garden since he got home from here at Christmas. Somehow she thinks he can handle 5+ hours on a train with 3 changes. I wish the decaying old ****s would just feck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 1 hour ago, iantjambo said: I’m a fat turd that eats KFC and Krispy Kreme. I always bin my litter though Bet you’re not. You're just being controversial. 1 minute ago, jonnothejambo said: Well done, Ian. Patronising type post, imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 1 hour ago, IronJambo said: The mother-in-law is threatening to visit soon. Her and the father-in-law. He went to Tesco with her last week. That's news because he's not left the garden since he got home from here at Christmas. Somehow she thinks he can handle 5+ hours on a train with 3 changes. I wish the decaying old ****s would just feck off. Is that trains or pads? Oh, will the big jug be coming to visit too? (I dearly hope I've got the right poster here. ?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 7 hours ago, IronJambo said: The mother-in-law is threatening to visit soon. Her and the father-in-law. He went to Tesco with her last week. That's news because he's not left the garden since he got home from here at Christmas. Somehow she thinks he can handle 5+ hours on a train with 3 changes. I wish the decaying old ****s would just feck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 6 hours ago, Morgan said: Bet you’re not. You're just being controversial. Patronising type post, imo. Well, maybe a little. I really don’t mind a KFC once in a while though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 11 hours ago, Lemongrab said: Is that trains or pads? Oh, will the big jug be coming to visit too? (I dearly hope I've got the right poster here. ?) The stupid old walrus left the jug in drawer next to some of my camera equipment ?? Gives the the heebie jeebies just to open the drawer. I don't need to charge the battery or change lenses anyway ?. In fact, I think I'll just get a new camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 16 hours ago, IronJambo said: The mother-in-law is threatening to visit soon. Her and the father-in-law. He went to Tesco with her last week. That's news because he's not left the garden since he got home from here at Christmas. Somehow she thinks he can handle 5+ hours on a train with 3 changes. I wish the decaying old ****s would just feck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 On 22/04/2019 at 22:10, IronJambo said: The mother-in-law is threatening to visit soon. Her and the father-in-law. He went to Tesco with her last week. That's news because he's not left the garden since he got home from here at Christmas. Somehow she thinks he can handle 5+ hours on a train with 3 changes. I wish the decaying old ****s would just feck off. Hope she turns up with 6 suitcases and gets herself nice and comfy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 13 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: Brewdog at Exchange place or whatever the feck it's called. Over 10 raps for two pints of virgins piss. Don't go folks. A feckin rip. Twats. £3.20 a pint in dickens. Virtually round the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 12 hours ago, Nookie Bear said: Hope she turns up with 6 suitcases and gets herself nice and comfy. A nice three month visit would be nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 54 minutes ago, iantjambo said: A nice three month visit would be nice! Och look, now that she’s there, she might as well just stay until Christmas and thus avoid the return trip. Whatcha think @IronJambo ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 5 hours ago, Morgan said: Och look, now that she’s there, she might as well just stay until Christmas and thus avoid the return trip. Whatcha think @IronJambo ? Cracking point Morgan ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 12 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Cracking point Morgan ?? Yes, I thought so too. Strangely enough though, the Iron Man hasn’t answered yet. Odd that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 6 hours ago, Morgan said: Och look, now that she’s there, she might as well just stay until Christmas and thus avoid the return trip. Whatcha think @IronJambo ? She maybe left the 'big jug' at IJ's on purpose after the last visit. Possibly moving in a bit at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 10 minutes ago, Lemongrab said: She maybe left the 'big jug' at IJ's on purpose after the last visit. Possibly moving in a bit at a time. Re. The big jug. Aye, I reckon she’s a bit of a crafty old cow, and is playing mind games with our hero. Was there not someone called Pell, who also ‘moved in a bit at a time’? Perhaps I’m mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 59 minutes ago, Morgan said: Yes, I thought so too. Strangely enough though, the Iron Man hasn’t answered yet. Odd that. Too busy stocking the larder in anticipation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 18 minutes ago, superjack said: Too busy stocking the larder in anticipation. I take it cyanide is relatively inexpensive these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Morgan said: I take it cyanide is relatively inexpensive these days? It's still dear but you only need to buy enough for 1 meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 You're all a bunch of arseholes. What was it they said, "kickbacks for arseholes"? Bunch of bloody cockwombles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 43 minutes ago, superjack said: It's still dear but you only need to buy enough for 1 meal. Thanks for the tip. My sister-in-law is visiting again soon. 38 minutes ago, IronJambo said: You're all a bunch of arseholes. What was it they said, "kickbacks for arseholes"? Bunch of bloody cockwombles. We’re just sooo pwoud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 19 minutes ago, Morgan said: Thanks for the tip. My sister-in-law is visiting again soon. We’re just sooo pwoud. is there going to be food shortages in France? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Just now, milky_26 said: is there going to be food shortages in France? There certainly will be when the mammoth gets here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 11 hours ago, IronJambo said: You're all a bunch of arseholes. What was it they said, "kickbacks for arseholes"? Bunch of bloody cockwombles. Nothing wrong with us indulging in a little schadenfreude is there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 12 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: I thought mammoths were extinct ! The only thing extinct about my sister-in-law is her ability to see her feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 hour ago, iantjambo said: Nothing wrong with us indulging in a little schadenfreude is there? You tell him, Ian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Morgan said: You tell him, Ian. You would think he would be happy that his misery is giving others so much joy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 minute ago, iantjambo said: You would think he would be happy that his misery is giving others so much joy I know. There’s just no pleasing some folk. Hope she shits in his porridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Just now, Morgan said: I know. There’s just no pleasing some folk. Hope she shits in his porridge. And the bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 minute ago, iantjambo said: And the bed I would guess that is a nap. Old cow can’t even stand up to fill ‘the big jug’ let alone waddle to the bog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Just now, Morgan said: I would guess that is a nap. Old cow can’t even stand up to fill ‘the big jug’ let alone waddle to the bog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 minute ago, iantjambo said: I speak from experience. My sister-in-law (let’s call her Janet*) is of equal annoyance levels and uses a mirror to shave. *Her names not Janet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Morgan said: I speak from experience. My sister-in-law (let’s call her Janet*) is of equal annoyance levels and uses a mirror to shave. *Her names not Janet. Her name IS Janet, isn’t it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 minute ago, iantjambo said: Her name IS Janet, isn’t it? Aye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Morgan said: Aye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 20 minutes ago, iantjambo said: My wife is a big fan of yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 24 minutes ago, Morgan said: Aye. AKA Janet the planet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Lemongrab said: AKA Janet the planet? That’s her. Sometimes it’s Janet the Gannet too. Depends on how much she’s got in her mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Morgan said: That’s her. Sometimes it’s Janet the Gannet too. Depends on how much she’s got in her mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Just now, Lemongrab said: I was going to add that myself, but thought I’d set it up for you to knock into the net. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, Morgan said: My sister-in-law is visiting again soon. For some reason Morgan I have the following in mind thinking of her. Edited April 27, 2019 by superjack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 9 minutes ago, superjack said: For some reason Morgan I have the following in mind thinking of her. Very, very close Jack. Just heavier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 36 hour internet outages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_razors_edge Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 French people. Arseholes to a man, woman and child Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 11 hours ago, The_razors_edge said: French people. Arseholes to a man, woman and child What happened bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 14 hours ago, The_razors_edge said: French people. Arseholes to a man, woman and child Not all of them, but in the main, you're not a million miles from the truth. If the first word of your post had been ‘Italian’ I would be saying !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 15 hours ago, The_razors_edge said: French people. Arseholes to a man, woman and child Meant to ask earlier, what brought this particular seethe on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Probably should be on the Facebook thread but this is a seethe as well. Old work colleague putting pictures up of her little kid crying after falling and bursting nose. Her kid is clearly hurt. Instead of trying to look after her she more interested posting pictures on social media. swiftly deleted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_razors_edge Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 7 hours ago, Morgan said: Meant to ask earlier, what brought this particular seethe on? I’m on holiday in Majorca at the moment. The hotel we’re staying in is crawling with french. Not only are they rude and ignorant they’re also hopeless at parenting. indicated by the number of little brats running around the hotel causing chaos because theyre either being ignored by their lazy ******* parents or basically because they’re little c****s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_razors_edge Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 6 hours ago, Chaps said: Probably should be on the Facebook thread but this is a seethe as well. Old work colleague putting pictures up of her little kid crying after falling and bursting nose. Her kid is clearly hurt. Instead of trying to look after her she more interested posting pictures on social media. swiftly deleted. Sounds like something my sister in law would do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, The_razors_edge said: I’m on holiday in Majorca at the moment. The hotel we’re staying in is crawling with french. Not only are they rude and ignorant they’re also hopeless at parenting. indicated by the number of little brats running around the hotel causing chaos because theyre either being ignored by their lazy ******* parents or basically because they’re little c****s Glad I asked!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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