IronJambo Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Car Salesman(Or Woman.) Why do they have to be such blatant bullshit merchants. Even when you know what's coming, you still can't quite believe the old tricks they still try. Car shopping is an utter pain in the vajayjay. Can't be bothered with them at all and they're not even a necessary evil anymore. I leased my current car through the internet and I've bought my next one through a broker(again, mostly done through the internet). Doing my best to not go near a snakey salesmen again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Watching a manky ******* on the back seat lower deck of a bus in princes st blowing his nose into a paper tissue then putting it out onto the road through the open window hopper . Not once but 3****ing times , oxygen waster !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Watching a manky ******* on the back seat lower deck of a bus in princes st blowing his nose into a paper tissue then putting it out onto the road through the open window hopper . Not once but 3******* times , oxygen waster !!!! They usually just wipe it on their Hibs top too. At least this specimen had paper hankies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 They usually just wipe it on their Hibs top too. At least this specimen had paper hankies. Never thought of it that way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Had a courtesy car as mine was in getting its MOT. The garage is about 40 mins away however in rush hour you could double that easily. They called at 5:15 saying the car was ready however they close at 6pm. When I said I'd need to pick it up/drop the other off in the morning they abruptly said it had to be there for 8am as it was booked out! Needless to say it didn't get there for 8am! Oh and the silly cow leaving the slip road onto the motorway doing 25mph! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyscott82 Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 All the shite you have to sit through at the cinema before the start of a film! Now, I understand the need for advertising, and to be honest I actually like to watch the trailers - but I'm 35 and can sit through it all no problem. The issue I have with it is we took our 4 year old son to see Cars 3 today, and had to sit through fully 30 minutes of utter pish before the movie actually started! I think it's completely unreasonable to have so much crap before the start of a film so clearly aimed at younger kids. We made sure we weren't there early and even 10 minutes would've been acceptable, but the boy was getting fidgety, as were a lot of the other kids in there too. He's pretty well behaved and he sat through it all but I could tell he was starting to get bored before the film had even started, even though he'd been excited about it coming out for months! Anyway, rant over, but really annoyed me at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 All the shite you have to sit through at the cinema before the start of a film! Now, I understand the need for advertising, and to be honest I actually like to watch the trailers - but I'm 35 and can sit through it all no problem. The issue I have with it is we took our 4 year old son to see Cars 3 today, and had to sit through fully 30 minutes of utter pish before the movie actually started! I think it's completely unreasonable to have so much crap before the start of a film so clearly aimed at younger kids. We made sure we weren't there early and even 10 minutes would've been acceptable, but the boy was getting fidgety, as were a lot of the other kids in there too. He's pretty well behaved and he sat through it all but I could tell he was starting to get bored before the film had even started, even though he'd been excited about it coming out for months! Anyway, rant over, but really annoyed me at the time. Best to pre-book your tickets and turn up 10 minutes after the stated time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 I drove back from Manchester today, what's with middle lane drivers? There's nothing in the inside lane yet they're sat in the middle lane doing 60. FTF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 I drove back from Manchester today, what's with middle lane drivers? There's nothing in the inside lane yet they're sat in the middle lane doing 60. FTF! I know it's bad, wrong, and not clever, but I'm a massive fan of flashing the headlights at arseholes like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyscott82 Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Best to pre-book your tickets and turn up 10 minutes after the stated time.Oh we did pre book the tickets, and we've been to a couple of the special 'kid friendly' showings before, so expected about 10 mins of stuff to sit through before the film started. The thing is, with no way of knowing the exact start time of the film we couldn't risk missing the start as he's been looking forward to it for ages! Like I said, it's become the norm for adult films and I grudgingly accept that, but for a kids film it's a completely ridiculous length of time to expect them to wait. And because the film only came out yesterday there wasn't the option of a 'kid friendly' showing yet unfortunately. Luckily he loved the film and it had him hooked from the start, but a few of the other parents didn't seem as lucky as we did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Oh we did pre book the tickets, and we've been to a couple of the special 'kid friendly' showings before, so expected about 10 mins of stuff to sit through before the film started. The thing is, with no way of knowing the exact start time of the film we couldn't risk missing the start as he's been looking forward to it for ages! Like I said, it's become the norm for adult films and I grudgingly accept that, but for a kids film it's a completely ridiculous length of time to expect them to wait. And because the film only came out yesterday there wasn't the option of a 'kid friendly' showing yet unfortunately. Luckily he loved the film and it had him hooked from the start, but a few of the other parents didn't seem as lucky as we did! that is a very good point, fair enough if it is an adult film having lots of trailers/adverts, but for kids films a maximum time of trailers should be defined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glottis Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 We always go about 15-20 mins late to films with the kids. It's out of order how much time they tack on before kids films. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William H. Bonney Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 All the shite you have to sit through at the cinema before the start of a film! Now, I understand the need for advertising, and to be honest I actually like to watch the trailers - but I'm 35 and can sit through it all no problem. The issue I have with it is we took our 4 year old son to see Cars 3 today, and had to sit through fully 30 minutes of utter pish before the movie actually started! I think it's completely unreasonable to have so much crap before the start of a film so clearly aimed at younger kids. We made sure we weren't there early and even 10 minutes would've been acceptable, but the boy was getting fidgety, as were a lot of the other kids in there too. He's pretty well behaved and he sat through it all but I could tell he was starting to get bored before the film had even started, even though he'd been excited about it coming out for months! Anyway, rant over, but really annoyed me at the time. I went to the cinema recently and there was a sign in the foyer that read ' due to technical difficulties we are unable to show adverts and trailers'. I was very happy. There shouldn't be any adverts at all in my opinion. Just 10 minutes of trailers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 I know it's bad, wrong, and not clever, but I'm a massive fan of flashing the headlights at arseholes like this. I would like to under take them but worry that they'd crash into me if I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 I would like to under take them but worry that they'd crash into me if I did. i drive fast up behind them, pull to the outside lane, then cut close to them across all three lanes to the inside ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Arses that wear flip flops while walking through the sunbeds on the beach....fecking sand clouds everywhere...dicks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Arses that post thinly veiled "I'm on holiday and you're an arsehole" posts on Kickback Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 (edited) Arses that post thinly veiled "I'm on holiday and you're an arsehole" posts on Kickback Sorry Edited July 15, 2017 by Konrad von Carstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Car drivers - you're all ****ing mental Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 I would like to under take them but worry that they'd crash into me if I did. Aye mate probably the type that dont check mirrors or indicate at roundabouts, Edinburgh is full o them as well. Seethin thinking about it, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 I went to the cinema recently and there was a sign in the foyer that read ' due to technical difficulties we are unable to show adverts and trailers'. I was very happy. There shouldn't be any adverts at all in my opinion. Just 10 minutes of trailers. Wish my tv could do this, adverts get on ma top seeth list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Too right. Next time, point and laugh at the 3rd degree burns on their feet from the scorching sand, KvC. We know you won't let the side down. Good point, but still, sand clouds and that..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 People who think they still need to press the bell on a bus when it has already been pressed and the bus stopping light is showing. I am not a driver but it must drive them mad. One day I heard it being pressed five times as we approached a stop, numpties! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambosean75 Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 I drove back from Manchester today, what's with middle lane drivers? There's nothing in the inside lane yet they're sat in the middle lane doing 60. FTF! i sit in the inside lane at 70 and pass them and it's funny to see how many immediately move in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Same with arseholes at pedestrian crossings. Dicks. Arseholes and dicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 (edited) Sounds like it might be a case of a well oiled, muscled foreign stud was walking along, and seen a pasty white Jock and his missus. Decided to kick sand in said pasty Jock's face & slyly wink to the good lady. Who, in turn smiles, and stifles a snigger at her man trying to dust off the sand that's now stuck to him and his factor 50 body. This results seething resentment, and only until home and showered, and after 6 or 7 drinks, decides to post on social media at his rage, hoping for a sympathetic community of arseholes to agree that it was poor form. This sound familiar to you...? No [ModEdit]sake having to edit a 2 word post Edited July 21, 2017 by JKBMod 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 No [ModEdit]sake having to edit a 2 word post Your edit comment made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Waking up on a Monday morning thinking it's still the weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 People who think they still need to press the bell on a bus when it has already been pressed and the bus stopping light is showing. I am not a driver but it must drive them mad. One day I heard it being pressed five times as we approached a stop, numpties! Seethin when you push the bell then the bus goes past your stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Waking up on a Monday morning thinking it's still the weekend Was working saturday kept thinking it was sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Why's the Tit Monday thread not on the first page? Sorted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Sorted Ian'll fix it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Ian'll fix it. What you implying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 What you implying? Oh goodness me, nothing like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 The mess that some ***** leave at their arses on the beach. Cretins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 The mess that some ***** leave at their arses on the beach. Cretins! People who leave litter, drop litter are areseholes. I live right on the edge of a town, within minutes I'm in woodlands and there's country B roads. The littering and fly tipping on said B road is ridiculous and they need to go out of their way to drive there in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Sky Sports new football channel showing classic Scottish Football games all day. Including Rangers v Celtic, Celtic v Rangers, Celtic v Rangers, Rangers v Celtic. A whole day to choose games for and all they can include is that scum. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Sky Sports new football channel showing classic Scottish Football games all day. Including Rangers v Celtic, Celtic v Rangers, Celtic v Rangers, Rangers v Celtic. A whole day to choose games for and all they can include is that scum. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk SPFL GREATEST: Rangers 1-0 Celtic Tbf they have one Hearts v Hibs game from 1998 showing at half 8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Taking the wee man to Blackpool for the weekend. Coach isn't out of Edinburgh and someone down the back calls out 'Are we there yet?', causing his travel companions to start pissing themselves laughing at this "joke" that they obviously think has just been cracked for the first time ever. Knobs! I can see myself getting off and walking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@VladMagic Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Could have been mentioned but I am seething about this. Some dog walker is bagging his dogs crap (right thing to do) then rather than taking his bags home with him he's dumping them in the bushes on the lane where he walks his dogs! I am 99% sure i know whose doing it as he walks past my house with bags of dog shit then miraculously half an hour later when he's on his way home he has no bags? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Coming back from work and your wife tell you she has fixed the leaking pipe for it to explode everywhere 20 minutes later, seethin. Barred from all tools now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Taking the wee man to Blackpool for the weekend. Coach isn't out of Edinburgh and someone down the back calls out 'Are we there yet?', causing his travel companions to start pissing themselves laughing at this "joke" that they obviously think has just been cracked for the first time ever. Knobs! I can see myself getting off and walking. Ha Ha, hope u have a good holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Taking the wee man to Blackpool for the weekend. Coach isn't out of Edinburgh and someone down the back calls out 'Are we there yet?', causing his travel companions to start pissing themselves laughing at this "joke" that they obviously think has just been cracked for the first time ever. Knobs! I can see myself getting off and walking. Ignore the knobs Ian, have a good one with your lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 People who spit chewing gum on the floor of your taxi. WTF is wrong with some folks, disgusting. And it's about the 100th time....#####!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Ignore the knobs Ian, have a good one with your lad Cheers They've been quiet since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Cheers They've been quiet since. Are you there yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Are you there yet? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just couldn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Taking the wee man to Blackpool for the weekend. Coach isn't out of Edinburgh and someone down the back calls out 'Are we there yet?', causing his travel companions to start pissing themselves laughing at this "joke" that they obviously think has just been cracked for the first time ever. Knobs! I can see myself getting off and walking. Just pretend they don't exist Ian and have a great weekend. These sort of folk are just arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Are you there yet? Bravo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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