iantjambo Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 I think you're trying to tell us that you witnessed a guy wearing crocs. Really? A guy. Like a male. Croc wearing!!! Pull the other one. No way. It's true. I could never imagine such a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 It's true. I could never imagine such a thing. It's either Or Croc boy is a tube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 feeling bad wi depression and phonening in sick, fills me wi seeth. will get there though, should be a line for folk wi problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 People who keep phoning your mobile because you are a couple of minutes late picking them up in the car. After one unanswered ****** phone call you'd think they'd suss you're driving and on your way. People in the office who let the phone ring and ring when the other person isn't picking up. You'd think that after 3 rings or so, you'd suss out that they're not at their desk and just hang up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sydney Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Crocs. FFS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Crocs? On a guy? I seen that once too. Didn't take a picture, though, so I'm starting to wonder if it was just my imagination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Crocs? On a guy? I seen that once too. Didn't take a picture, though, so I'm starting to wonder if it was just my imagination. It must be the same guy that Ian saw. Surely there can't be two fo them? A guy wearing crocs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 feeling bad wi depression and phonening in sick, fills me wi seeth. will get there though, should be a line for folk wi problems You've got a job & a phone, lucky bustard! chin up bud, not long now before normal service is resumed against the cabbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 You've got a job & a phone, lucky bustard! chin up bud, not long now before normal service is resumed against the cabbage. If only depression was this simple. "I prescribe you a new iPhone and repeated viewings of the 2012 cup final. Next." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 ******* sick of hearing about "cladding". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 ******* sick of hearing about "cladding". I'm sure you have the sympathy of the friends and families of the 79 folk who were burnt alive in their homes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 I'm sure you have the sympathy of the friends and families of the 79 folk who were burnt alive in their homes. Obviously I have sympathy for them, it's the constant following stories about every high rise this side if the hemisphere I can't be arsed with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Obviously I have sympathy for them, it's the constant following stories about every high rise this side if the hemisphere I can't be arsed with. Quite an important issue, no? Lots of people died in avoidable circumstances and every single tower block they have tested so far is at risk of the same thing happening. Worthy of the news time I'd say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Quite an important issue, no? Lots of people died in avoidable circumstances and every single tower block they have tested so far is at risk of the same thing happening. Worthy of the news time I'd say. Peter likes to (if you'll pardon the pun) add fuel to the fire on any thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Quite an important issue, no? Lots of people died in avoidable circumstances and every single tower block they have tested so far is at risk of the same thing happening. Worthy of the news time I'd say. Worthy of news coverage? Yes. Deserving of the round the clock coverage it seems to be getting? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Peter likes to (if you'll pardon the pun) add fuel to the fire on any thread. If you say so, if you say so. How's the weekly dull-fest slash radio "competition" thread festering for this week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Morgan Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 If you say so, if you say so. How's the weekly dull-fest slash radio "competition" thread festering for this week? Won't know until Thursday morning Pete. Probably be more fun than moaning about everything including poor quality cladding that killed many innocent folk though. See when your 21st birthday party comes around (few years yet I know), can I come along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 (edited) Won't know until Thursday morning Pete. Probably be more fun than moaning about everything including poor quality cladding that killed many innocent folk though. See when your 21st birthday party comes around (few years yet I know), can I come along? Think you'll find I'm "moaning" about the constant news coverage and not the cladding itself (my sympathies towards the incident itself are of course agiven). That said, imagine complaining that someone else is "moaning" on a SEETHE thread though . Good one. It's like that time you kept posting in the "Shan Chat" thread, irony and perpetual motion. Edited June 26, 2017 by peter_hmfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Think you'll find I'm "moaning" about the constant news coverage and not the cladding itself (my sympathies towards the incident itself are of course agiven). That said, imagine complaining that someone else is "moaning" on a SEETHE thread though . Good one. Another edit on a Petey thread. Just type it right in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Another Morgan/Peter love fest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Another Morgan/Peter love fest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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peter_hmfc Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 All in good fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Off to a nursery 'picnic' in this weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Off to a nursery 'picnic' in this weather. Enjoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf's Mate Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 A tad petty. But... Isma not being on FIFA 17 I know he is in the 'live squad' setting, but when that's turned off and it's just the players they had in game on the database he isn't on it. Can't have my Hearts team totally up to date (so canny unleash the Isma Lafferty combo yet) *i like to play as 'realistic' or up to date as possible, so have the online teams turned off and doing transfers as they are live for the spfl teams and Isma (and currie) are 2 i an missing for the Hearts squad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-40496532 Classic social media outcry over **** all. Utterly unfounded claims of racism? Check Continuing to claim racism even when it's pointed out that it's clearly not? Check. Finally resorting to proper shan 'jokes' to go along with an equally shan hashtag? Check. ****ing idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Ordering something online, having it in ur basket and then when you go to process payment, it tells you your basket is empty and the size you want sold out Sakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-40496532 Classic social media outcry over **** all. Utterly unfounded claims of racism? Check Continuing to claim racism even when it's pointed out that it's clearly not? Check. Finally resorting to proper shan 'jokes' to go along with an equally shan hashtag? Check. ******* idiots. That's not even the tip of the iceberg , it's an absolute scramble to be offended online these days. Milk is racist and air conditioning is sexist. http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/mar/17/milk-new-symbol-racism-donald-trumps-america/ http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11760417/Air-conditioning-in-your-office-is-sexist.-True-story.html So many people are so desperate to be offended these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Itv2 Watching 2 and a half men and it's slowly worked through the series now half way through 10 (thanks google) and now they've just skipped back to series 3/4 So have had 2 weeks of Ashton kutcher episodes now but now back to the Charlie sheen ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Just had a tyre blowout at 70mph on the A1 Only bought that tyre last Sunday At least everyone in the taxi is still alive and well though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Just had a tyre blowout at 70mph on the A1 Only bought that tyre last Sunday At least everyone in the taxi is still alive and well though. you think thats bad. i bought a new car (30 miles on the clock). i got a drivetrain fault come up on it so took it back to dealer. they said it was a sensor fault so they changed it then 1 mile down the road approaching a roundabout the car started to violently shake and i couldn't get it to move. if that had happened to me at 70 i would not be here to regale this story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Itv2 Watching 2 and a half men and it's slowly worked through the series now half way through 10 (thanks google) and now they've just skipped back to series 3/4 So have had 2 weeks of Ashton kutcher episodes now but now back to the Charlie sheen ones You need to buy a box mate. I watched all of the two and a half men episodes with Kutcher within about 3 days. I quite enjoyed them too after he lost the beard. The beard actually had nothing to do with the quality however, thought the series where he had the beard was pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Maltese drivers Utter wanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Hugh Dennis, was pretty tedious on Mock The Week but absolutely bored the arse of those who watched series 4 of Taskmaster. Boring boring prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Drove around for 3 days with a nail in a tyre. Decided to pull it out, with fingers crossed, and the tyre went straight down. Too close to the edge to be repaired, so that'll be the second ?100 new tyre in 3 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texia Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Empty the forecourt bin at 8-15 for someone to fill it up with 10, yes 10 empty fish and chip boxes, at 9am. Seethin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Drove around for 3 days with a nail in a tyre. Decided to pull it out, with fingers crossed, and the tyre went straight down. Too close to the edge to be repaired, so that'll be the second ?100 new tyre in 3 months. Schoolboy error, never pull it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Schoolboy error, never pull it out. I'll get in first with the... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Schoolboy error, never pull it out. Oh Harry!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Car Salesman(Or Woman.) Why do they have to be such blatant bullshit merchants. Even when you know what's coming, you still can't quite believe the old tricks they still try. Car shopping is an utter pain in the vajayjay. Examples (just out of interest)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Petrol lawnmowers. Great things but utter ***** when they don't want to start! And see when you hear that ominous putt...putt...putt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Car Salesman(Or Woman.) Why do they have to be such blatant bullshit merchants. Even when you know what's coming, you still can't quite believe the old tricks they still try. Car shopping is an utter pain in the vajayjay. I have a mate who works for Arnold Clark who is as straight up as they come. For the record I hate car salesmen but get all my cars from him as he doesn't try sell you shit you don't need and always gives you the bottom price available (if u mention me ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Ha! My family's half Maltese. I have two driving styles: Maltese and Rest of the World. When in Malta, it's phone in one hand, mirrors optional and drive in the shade, left or right. Especially good fun driving in and around Sliema, Birkikara, Zabbar and Paola in a people carrier. It's how they do it. Nothing beats Tunisia though. Saw a guy writing a cheque while driving 70mph+ on the main highway into Tunis once. how about this, someone watching the football on their phone while driving http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-norfolk-40563529/dashcam-footage-captures-distracted-driver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 I missed my airport bus in Turkey once and made the mistake of telling a taxi driver I had to get to the airport as quickly as possible. Followed by 30 minutes of sheer terror in a torrential downpour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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