Cade Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 People in shitey West Lothian towns hiring stretch hummers for high school "proms" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Cade said: People in shitey West Lothian towns hiring stretch hummers for high school "proms" What towns come under shitey in west lothian ? Name them haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 The weather. Can the cold and rain come back please? Tired of this feckin heat already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 7 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: The weather. Can the cold and rain come back please? Tired of this feckin heat already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 4 hours ago, Lord BJ said: I can’t figure if this a seethe or anti seethe. I walk in the house and the wife says the kids have been invited by a party. I was right ok and thought nothing of it. She then tells me who it’s from, it’s from one of the neighbours. I said why would the kids want to go to a 5 years old birthday party. She’s then tells me all the stuff they have going on. Bouncy Castles, Assault courses, pool and foam party, a mini circus and some other random shit. She then asks me if I want to go. I respond why would I want to go to a 5 years olds party? The response was they’re having a open bar for adults and also brought in a ‘cocktail corner’ with mixologists. Is it wrong I want to go 😂 Seriously how much are people dropping on kids birthday parties. It’s ****ing obscene. That's some crazy shit. My oldest ones 5th birthday party broke us for £600 at a soft play. A little bit of the inside of me died. Never again man, his wee brother can grow up without mates for all I care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 (edited) 23 hours ago, Stu_HMFC said: Flew from New York to London Twat in a Rangers top walking up and down the isle stretching his legs with the Rangers top on making eye contact with everyone possible who looks his way itching for someone to comment on his football top then..... here we go someone comments MASSIVE conversation everyone on the plane can hear about the "Ranger" or the Teddy Bears utter cock! Should’ve played the ignorant non football fan and said to him “I like your top. I’ve got a mate who’s a Celtic fan as well”. Edited June 1, 2021 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 8 minutes ago, jonesy said: Be quicker naming the ones that aren't, TBF. Everywhere expect Linlithgow . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 4 hours ago, Stu_HMFC said: What towns come under shitey in west lothian ? Name them haha All of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, Konrad von Carstein said: I know. I've never liked the heat unless I'm able to be in water and even then its just not natural to just sit and sweat....urgh. Maybe I'm too scottish..... Edited June 1, 2021 by Der Kaiser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 10 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: I know. I've never liked the heat unless I'm able to be in water and even then its just not natural to just sit and sweat....urgh. Maybe I'm too scottish..... I don’t really mind the heat but I do prefer a crisp winters day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 3 hours ago, iantjambo said: Should’ve played the ignorant non football fan and said to him “I like your top. I’ve got a mate who’s a Celtic fan as well”. Could you imagine the unwanted education he/she/it would start to tell you though ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 21 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: Could you imagine the unwanted education he/she/it would start to tell you though ? The only flaw in an otherwise foolproof plan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 2 hours ago, iantjambo said: I don’t really mind the heat but I do prefer a crisp winters day Mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Somehow my Virgin box and my sound bar seemed to forget their settings and change from Dolby to standard stereo mode. Was watching a superhero thing on Netflix and it reached an action sequence and went to mega cinema sound levels on the subwoofer. Just about shat myself as I scrambled for the remote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppetboy Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 You tubers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 7 minutes ago, Muppetboy said: You tubers. Some aren’t bad. Most are arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppetboy Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 You tubers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Muppetboy said: You tubers. Do you watch their videos, or are they coming round and shouting stuff through your letterbox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Lemongrab said: Do you watch their videos, or are they coming round and shouting stuff through your letterbox? 😮, been watching a lot of narrowboat videos on you tube, seems a peacefull life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muldoon74 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Philip *** schofield. Since he came out he seems to be everywhere on TV within 5 minutes of switching it on no matter the channel!! Arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muldoon74 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 42 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: We'll pay any prick.com Exactly. 😠 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 About a month ago when I was crossing at a zebra crossing near my house an absolute helmet in a 4x4 almost ran me over. Happened as he was in the lane to turn right at the roundabout just after it and didn’t check if there was anyone else on the crossing as the person in front of me reached the central reservation. Hilariously he took offence at me shouting “Oi watch it mate” and proceeded to drive slowly along the road opposite me staring across the road at me. Obviously intended to terrify me somehow. Tonight an absolute helmet almost ran me over at the same crossing, he same driving error. Amazingly the same arsehole as last time. No hilarious scary stares this time though. Completely in the wrong both times but I have no doubt he got home and ranted about stupid pedestrians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 26 minutes ago, Tazio said: About a month ago when I was crossing at a zebra crossing near my house an absolute helmet in a 4x4 almost ran me over. Happened as he was in the lane to turn right at the roundabout just after it and didn’t check if there was anyone else on the crossing as the person in front of me reached the central reservation. Hilariously he took offence at me shouting “Oi watch it mate” and proceeded to drive slowly along the road opposite me staring across the road at me. Obviously intended to terrify me somehow. Tonight an absolute helmet almost ran me over at the same crossing, he same driving error. Amazingly the same arsehole as last time. No hilarious scary stares this time though. Completely in the wrong both times but I have no doubt he got home and ranted about stupid pedestrians. Is there a different route you can take home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 One for those of us who organise a game of fives for the lads That guy who says he'll play and then just doesn't turn up on the night leaving you 5v4. No contact before so no chance to get a sub or apology after Even worse than the guy who contacts you an hour before saying he'd forgotten it was his anniversary meal No idea how some people navigate their way through life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 13 minutes ago, Dagger Is Back said: Is there a different route you can take home? I might need to investigate that. I think he might be out to get me, 6 years and never a problem at that crossing now twice in a matter of weeks from the same private reg using, 4x4 driving ,tosspot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Tazio said: I might need to investigate that. I think he might be out to get me, 6 years and never a problem at that crossing now twice in a matter of weeks from the same private reg using, 4x4 driving ,tosspot. Sorry Taz, I didn't know it was you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 12 hours ago, Tazio said: I might need to investigate that. I think he might be out to get me, 6 years and never a problem at that crossing now twice in a matter of weeks from the same private reg using, 4x4 driving ,tosspot. #wearealltazio stay safe 10 hours ago, Governor Tarkin said: Sorry Taz, I didn't know it was you. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byyy The Light Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 On 02/06/2021 at 20:18, Dagger Is Back said: One for those of us who organise a game of fives for the lads That guy who says he'll play and then just doesn't turn up on the night leaving you 5v4. No contact before so no chance to get a sub or apology after Even worse than the guy who contacts you an hour before saying he'd forgotten it was his anniversary meal No idea how some people navigate their way through life Feeling your pain. These type do it for everything. Nights out, lads weekends, the lot. Get 2 chances and then I just stop inviting them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, Byyy The Light said: Feeling your pain. These type do it for everything. Nights out, lads weekends, the lot. Get 2 chances and then I just stop inviting them Yip that's what I'm doing with the fives. Rips ma knitting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byyy The Light Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 On 02/06/2021 at 20:18, Dagger Is Back said: One for those of us who organise a game of fives for the lads That guy who says he'll play and then just doesn't turn up on the night leaving you 5v4. No contact before so no chance to get a sub or apology after Even worse than the guy who contacts you an hour before saying he'd forgotten it was his anniversary meal No idea how some people navigate their way through life Feeling your pain. These type do it for everything. Nights out, lads weekends, the lot. Get 2 chances and then I just stop inviting them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 On 02/06/2021 at 12:14, Muppetboy said: You tubers. I can go 1 better Wayne Lineker . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_HMFC Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 On 02/06/2021 at 15:50, muldoon74 said: Philip *** schofield. Since he came out he seems to be everywhere on TV within 5 minutes of switching it on no matter the channel!! Arsehole. He has to be because it shows the tv channels are supporting him if they ditch him and he does something stupid then they will get the blame. It’s the world we live in now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 We got master tjambo a laundry basket for his bedroom. I go in this morning and find yesterday’s clothes piled on the floor right beside the laundry basket! Wee dick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 25 minutes ago, iantjambo said: We got master tjambo a laundry basket for his bedroom. I go in this morning and find yesterday’s clothes piled on the floor right beside the laundry basket! Wee dick! I'm glad I don't have kids, he'd be living in the loft for a month after that in my house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 15 minutes ago, Smithee said: I'm glad I don't have kids, he'd be living in the loft for a month after that in my house 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Smithee said: I'm glad I don't have kids, he'd be living in the loft for a month after that in my house I do have a loft 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 10 minutes ago, iantjambo said: I do have a loft 🤔 So do i, we are posh, fancy getting mine converted to a room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 16 minutes ago, iantjambo said: I do have a loft 🤔 Perfect, tell him he's going up there to live with his secret brother if he doesn't get his skiddies sorted out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 21 minutes ago, Smithee said: Perfect, tell him he's going up there to live with his secret brother if he doesn't get his skiddies sorted out I used to say to my daughter "any more of that and you'll be buried on the croft with your other siblings". She would reply that she didnt have any brothers or sisters, my answer always was "not alive". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Reynolds Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Just spent the week up in Skye and have been absolutely devoured by midges. All over my body. Kinda looks like I have chicken pox. Wife's not been touched. I'm blaming it on my vaccine rich blood but ffs they're a different kettle of fish up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheetah Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 On 02/06/2021 at 19:45, Tazio said: About a month ago when I was crossing at a zebra crossing near my house an absolute helmet in a 4x4 almost ran me over. Happened as he was in the lane to turn right at the roundabout just after it and didn’t check if there was anyone else on the crossing as the person in front of me reached the central reservation. Hilariously he took offence at me shouting “Oi watch it mate” and proceeded to drive slowly along the road opposite me staring across the road at me. Obviously intended to terrify me somehow. Tonight an absolute helmet almost ran me over at the same crossing, he same driving error. Amazingly the same arsehole as last time. No hilarious scary stares this time though. Completely in the wrong both times but I have no doubt he got home and ranted about stupid pedestrians. Where did that happen, down the old Kent road? 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fxxx the SPFL Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 not sure if this for this thread but The Scotsman Bar on Cockburn Street spent a few thousand pounds on an outdoor decking area had to dismantle it the day before lockdown ended and rebuild it by Council now they have been told that they have to remove it by September what a shithole of a council we have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theshed Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 52 minutes ago, **** the SPFL said: not sure if this for this thread but The Scotsman Bar on Cockburn Street spent a few thousand pounds on an outdoor decking area had to dismantle it the day before lockdown ended and rebuild it by Council now they have been told that they have to remove it by September what a shithole of a council we have. Was reading that earlier, place looks nice and done a good job Joke decision Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Pottering about the house so had a look at the music channels on TV to see if there was anything I could put on as background noise and saw Kerang has a show on called 50 ultimate punk anthems. Switch it on and it’s all that crappy American pop punk nonsense. Music for white middle class American kids that think they’re edgy. Making a catchy poppy chorus and a comedy video isn’t my idea of punk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Just now, jonesy said: Blink 182 'What's My Name Again' is good fun, whether you like the genre or not. Used to hate Sum 41, too, until l saw them live at some festival and they were decent. Some of the Blink 182 stuff is indeed good fun but every band since then seems to have taken their sound and style of video and used it as as a formula. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, jonesy said: True. Can't say I've kept up with the US pop punk scene post-2002, but imagine there's still lads in oversized denim shorts and spiky wristbands churning out three-chord tricks in 2021. Do what I do when my ears get infected by such pap... ...either a) or b) Restores one's faith. I got a very nice pressing of Charles Mingus’ Mingus Ah Um at Assai Records a few days ago so I chucked that on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 7 minutes ago, jonesy said: Instant seethe balm It’s an absolute masterpiece but there are lots of poor quality pressings for some reason I can’t quite remember, something to do with a copyright flaw. This one is a peach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Found out I'm Celiac today and I really don't want to be one of those gluten free arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Kerrang TV has been playing the same 100 songs on a loop for the last 15 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 36 minutes ago, BarneyBattles said: Virgin anthems on the radio is the same. I discovered it a couple of years ago after getting totally pissed off with the shite all DJs talk and thought ‘wow. Decent music and virtually no chat’. Still not much chat but it’s the same playlist every day. I tried bbc6 for a while but couldn’t get into it and I’m too young for BBC4! Help! Absolute Radio is the same. They have their 'No repeat guarantee' between 9 and 5, but **** me I've heard 'You're Gorgeous' a hell of a lot the last year and a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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