Morgan Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 (edited) When people start threads on here with just a persons name. Browsing this morning thinking Edgaras Jankauskas had died ffs John Lennon. Edited October 3, 2016 by Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Pished ma undies there Gabriel. never mind, that young french lass will be along to change them AGAIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 never mind, that young french lass will be along to change them AGAIN. Who? Angelique? She talks very highly of you Gabriel. Says you're pretty good for an 'homme ancienne'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Why are you typing on your phone whilst driving on the two lane city bypass. agree with you though...not fit for purpose. I was a passenger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 I was a passenger... Don't need to explain yourself to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Stupid bints on twitter and Facebook putting up photos of their boyfriends and explaining how much they love them cause it's national boyfriend day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Stupid bints on twitter and Facebook putting up photos of their boyfriends and explaining how much they love them cause it's national boyfriend day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 People who don't press the button at pedestrian crossings but continue to stand close to the box not allowing anyone the space to reach the said button. People who suddenly remember they have forgotten something at the checkout and saunter off to find it holding up the queue. Worse still they send there kids off to get something and the little uns come back with the wrong thing so off they go again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 People who don't press the button at pedestrian crossings but continue to stand close to the box not allowing anyone the space to reach the said button. People who suddenly remember they have forgotten something at the checkout and saunter off to find it holding up the queue. Worse still they send there kids off to get something and the little uns come back with the wrong thing so off they go again. Both of these are . Arseholes the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 People who don't replace the bog roll. Kids say they can't get the old one off and the new one on. It's not rocket science. Just leave the new one on the floor then. Nothing worse than having to waddle through to the cupboard, jeans at ankles, cheeks apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 People who don't press the button at pedestrian crossings but continue to stand close to the box not allowing anyone the space to reach the said button. People who suddenly remember they have forgotten something at the checkout and saunter off to find it holding up the queue. Worse still they send there kids off to get something and the little uns come back with the wrong thing so off they go again. People who do press the button then just walk straight over. They're walking along the other side of the street, while you now have to slow down and stop with no fekr crossing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 People who don't replace the bog roll. Kids say they can't get the old one off and the new one on. It's not rocket science. Just leave the new one on the floor then. Nothing worse than having to waddle through to the cupboard, jeans at ankles, cheeks apart. Better checking before you go in, just had that with the toothpaste this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 People who pick up a petrol pump and think the petrol will flow as soon as they squeeze the trigger. Nope, Cashier has to authorise the pump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Stupid bints on twitter and Facebook putting up photos of their boyfriends and explaining how much they love them cause it's national boyfriend day. Bursd didn't put a picture up of him type post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 People who pick up a petrol pump and think the petrol will flow as soon as they squeeze the trigger. Nope, Cashier has to authorise the pump. Why would this make you seethe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 (edited) Bursd didn't put a picture up of him type post :lol: Single mate Edited October 4, 2016 by Chaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrockcroc Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 I high five my 5 year old son. Is this acceptable behaviour? That's allowed but grown men who high five each other get a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Why would this make you seethe? Was wondering that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftBack Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 People at the gym who are younger and fitter than me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 People at the gym who are younger and fitter than me surely the seethe would be about people who are older than you but also fitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftBack Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 surely the seethe would be about people who are older than you but also fitternah. Im seething because im old and unfit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 nah. Im seething because im old and unfit... Young guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Price Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Those Robinson's squeezy juicy things. Absolutely no flavour whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Those Robinson's squeezy juicy things. Absolutely no flavour whatsoever. I don't know how people can drink diluting juice, rank stuff, stick with plain old water for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Three women sitting next to us at the cinema shovelling it in their faces all the way through the film. Lights go on at the end and the fekr's leave the two tonne of empty food and drink cartons piled up all over the seats and floor. Middens, put it in the bin on the way out you lazy barstewards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Three women sitting next to us at the cinema shovelling it in their faces all the way through the film. Lights go on at the end and the fekr's leave the two tonne of empty food and drink cartons piled up all over the seats and floor. Middens, put it in the bin on the way out you lazy barstewards. Happens everywhere, lack o common sense, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 The milk sachets or wee plastic milk cartons you get in cafes or hotel rooms that spray milk over you when opening. You'd think someone on Dragons Den would've came up with a remedy by now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Boiler's messed. Glasgow shower and off to work. Feel like a tramp. Mrs's dad going to have a look when he comes to pick up wee man. Hope he can fix it or its a third plumber call outin just over a month. Sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 People who do press the button then just walk straight over. They're walking along the other side of the street, while you now have to slow down and stop with no fekr crossing. When I'm trying cross on foot I think the green man takes an eternity to appear but when I'm driving the lights seem to change to red all too often. I will probably seethe at both given where I am. You are right I have seen folk press the button when the road is clear and stride straight across. You sometimes come up to a red light at a crossing with no one around and think who the feck pressed that ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 When I'm trying cross on foot I think the green man takes an eternity to appear but when I'm driving the lights seem to change to red all too often. I will probably seethe at both given where I am. You are right I have seen folk press the button when the road is clear and stride straight across. You sometimes come up to a red light at a crossing with no one around and think who the feck pressed that ! Sometimes if I'm at a crossing and the road is clear instead of just nashing over I'll wait for a car to appear then I'll press the button so they have to stop. Passive aggressive or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 (edited) Sometimes if I'm at a crossing and the road is clear instead of just nashing over I'll wait for a car to appear then I'll press the button so they have to stop. Passive aggressive or what? Ha ha. I would probably clock the motorist first and if they were sporting anything green then I would definitely do the same. If you see Batistuta in his taxi press the button though Edited October 5, 2016 by All roads lead to Gorgie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Ha ha. I would probably clock the motorist first and if they were sporting anything green then I would definitely do the same. If you see Batistuta in his taxi press the button though A wind up Gabriel moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 A wind up Gabriel moment. That's me on the long route home if I happen to flag him down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 (edited) People more than 10 years younger than you moaning about being old ..... Edited October 5, 2016 by FWJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 That's me on the long route home if I happen to flag him down Probably takes everyone the 'scenic' route. Don't feel singled out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Ha ha. I would probably clock the motorist first and if they were sporting anything green then I would definitely do the same. If you see Batistuta in his taxi press the button though Probably takes everyone the 'scenic' route. Don't feel singled out Last time I post on this thread. For future reference...I wouldn't go crossing the road if I'm coming along from now on. Unless your wearing your scarves or tops your fair game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Probably takes everyone the 'scenic' route. Don't feel singled out That's you not getting picked up for your trips to the restaurants then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 That's you not getting picked up for your trips to the restaurants then. Fair enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Anyone wearing a baseball cap back to front. @resholes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
56anawthat Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 In a Bar in Madrid a couple of days ago. American kid at the next table, got a beer glass half filled with ice, poured in a large measure of decent Scotch, then a whole bottle of Coke.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuthy2k Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 old folk at work on the verge of retirement bragging about how they have been mortgage free for 20 years due to amazing re-location packages offered at the time and high salaries ever since, whereas us 'young-uns' can barely get on the property ladder, low depression of wages, crap redundancy packages... never mind thinking towards saving into a half-decent pension pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambothump Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Kents that sit down on the bus and throw the Metro on the floor that the previous kent has been too selfish to put back in the place you pick them out of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambothump Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Use of the word kent, when you really mean "c u next tuesday" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Last time I post on this thread. For future reference...I wouldn't go crossing the road if I'm coming along from now on. Unless your wearing your scarves or tops your fair game. That's me off to buy the Pink and yellow number. Make sure I'm noticed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solid Snake Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 When someone infront holds a door open for you when you're a good 20ft away from the door. Then they look at you like a weirdo when you don't sprint to the door as fast as possible. It was your decision to hold it open knobhead. Strange people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 That's me off to buy the Pink and yellow number. Make sure I'm noticed Tight barstewards... Was in a restaurant and a family sat at the table next to us. They asked the waitress if they do free refills and when she answered 'yes' they asked for one glass. They then sat throughout their whole meal with all four of them drinking out the one glass... Tight barstewards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Tight barstewards... Was in a restaurant and a family sat at the table next to us. They asked the waitress if they do free refills and when she answered 'yes' they asked for one glass. They then sat throughout their whole meal with all four of them drinking out the one glass... Tight barstewards. **** off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 **** off Seriously mate, sat and watched the four of them pass the glass back and forward throughout the whole meal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Seriously mate, sat and watched the four of them pass the glass back and forward throughout the whole meal That's outrageous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Tight barstewards... Was in a restaurant and a family sat at the table next to us. They asked the waitress if they do free refills and when she answered 'yes' they asked for one glass. They then sat throughout their whole meal with all four of them drinking out the one glass... Tight barstewards. That sounds a brilliant idea. I will try that the next time I'm winning and dining the loved ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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