Victorian Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Fixed. ah, right enough. sure i heard that before somewhere. sham lieson = clique patriarch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Cheers for your help with my pension plan the other day Francis. You hvae a really nice phone voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 no he doesn't. he's just trying to weasel his way back in to the clique's toleration. sham lieson = clique lapdug. :greggy: If you have something against Shammy Lieson, could you please sort it via PM please. Thanks in advance for the co-operation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 We're just a from Tom Hardy away from a full house on this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Sham Lieson is a joke figure amongst the clique these days so no amount of rimming will help him. :greggy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Cheers for your help with my pension plan the other day Francis. You hvae a really nice phone voice. Welcome Dalton. It's been a long road to being allowed to handle those type of calls, but the last 5 years of hard work have been totally worth it. I could now buy and sell most of you lot in a day. Not Dik Mar the alarm fitter obv, but most of you :greggy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Welcome Dalton. It's been a long road to being allowed to handle those type of calls, but the last 5 years of hard work have been totally worth it. I could now buy and sell most of you lot in a day. Not Dik Mar the alarm fitter obv, but most of you :greggy: I enjoyed the professional manner in which you passed me on to your 'supervisor' to confirm everything. Stick in <son/champ/tiger> (inserrt any other patronising term here) and one day you will be able to buy and sell everyone on this forum....just like me. I work in the oil and gas industry, where the big bucks are, but the pension plan they offered me for working for Shell (the one near the Maybury Casino) is not brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 He's a teacher Love the Xmas smilies A teacher, FFS, the profession that has become an absolute toilet and he's giving it big licks on here. I hope he loses all his pension via the tories Leave Lawson alone, he adds character to the cesspit and without him we'd have no burds on here at all. Begbie at work. Despite two degrees and a big ego he couldn't avoid a scanting off some 12 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Who's licking the clique's arses? I'd kindly ask you to go back to my post and point out how that occurred to you Reading through the thread Dik comes across as an obnoxious wee shite dissing all that he doesn't know All students are dicks (I know it's balls due to the number of decent graduates I've worked with over the years) Office work is boring (kept me amused the past 10/11 years) Slating proper tradesmen (funnily enough I know an annoying wee dick who does alarm fitting (not a Hearts fan) who thinks he's all that too) Could buy and sell us (bitch please!) Going for the big bucks in Oil & Gas (been there, doing that!) So I think I was perfectly entitled to join the thread, what the clique choose to do with their time is none of my concern, frankly so is your opinion but again I'm not going to sit back and let people spraff shite about me If you read my posts you will see I never once said all students are dicks, I said most of them and this is from working around them on a daily basis. They are smelly little welts who live in horrible conditions and live off badword' cornflakes and toast and expect the world just because they attend university and the majority of students(past and present)on this thread share the same snobbish attitude. Knew this thread would turn into a massive clique geek love-in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 A teacher, FFS, the profession that has become an absolute toilet and he's giving it big licks on here. I hope he loses all his pension via the tories Leave Lawson alone, he adds character to the cesspit and without him we'd have no burds on here at all. Begbie at work. Despite two degrees and a big ego he couldn't avoid a scanting off some 12 year old. You had that line ready for whatever it was that Begbie did. Too predictable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 JR is all like after his backshift at the widows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 You had that line ready for whatever it was that Begbie did. Too predictable. do you work in the call centre too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 You had that line ready for whatever it was that Begbie did. Too predictable. Oh no he genuinely believes it, not the first time he's had a dig at teachers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 do you work in the call centre too? What do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 What do you do? you think I'm going to release any details about my profession in this dump. I'm far richer than you however..... :verysmug: :verysmug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 do you work in the call centre too? Do you know how I knew you would say that... I'm actually: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Street Cleaner? Made your fortune collecting dropped coins all day and filling the coinstar machine at Asda after your shift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Do you know how I knew you would say that... I'm actually: That strange, I heard you were - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 you think I'm going to release any details about my profession in this dump. I'm far richer than you however..... :verysmug: :verysmug: Doubt it :greggy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Rousetshorts has a pool in his back garden, NAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Rousetshorts has a pool in his back garden, NAP. In Scotland? or my house in Miami? :verysmug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Has anyone established what a Uni tie is yet? CBA reading the entire thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicholas Brody Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Has anyone established what a Uni tie is yet? CBA reading the entire thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 its probably fair to say that some students are arseholes - especially those george st wankers that take up the barmans time making wanky cocktails to be paid for on daddy's credit card - i just want a pint you cretins,. But its also fair to say that some students are perfectly acceptable to be around, and not at all wanky. i spent 5 years at Heriot-Watt and they were some of the best days of my life, met some arseholes, met some cracking people too - just like the rest of society i guess. oh, and to stay in with the OP's sweeping generalisations...Edinburgh Uni is for dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboSean Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Totally forgot how seriously people take this place. Tremendous reading though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 They are smelly little welts who live in horrible conditions and live off badword' cornflakes and toast and expect the world just because they attend university and the majority of students(past and present)on this thread share the same snobbish attitude. Knew this thread would turn into a massive clique geek love-in. Maybe if you'd been smart enough to go to university, rather than spending wasting so much time training for your top flight footballing career vandalising bus shelters and shoplifting, then you'd be able to construct semi-coherent arguments. I don't suppose you're aware of how ludicrously hypocritical that post is, then again, I'm not sure you're really aware of much beyond wiring bits of plastic together. As some other posters have mentioned, I do occasionally feel guilty because you are ludicrously out of your depth in so many ways. I suppose with the lifestyle afforded by your role as a trainee alarm fitter, you can afford a casual night dining out at 21212, Martin Wishart or Kitchin, Burger King before returning to your penthouse council bedsit to a bottle of moet and Parisian underwear model last month's crusty copy of zoo and man sized box of kleenex, so nothing anyone says should really bother you. Unless, of course, you're really an intensely embittered person, which is probably quite understandable given you have spent most of the last two decades riding a wave of underachievement and rejection. This would also explain why you selected a painful joke from a washed-up comic who is advertising Car insurance as your nom de plume; it is possibly the most appropriate username on Kickback, for that reason. As for Roussetshorts; I'd like to publicly state that, as an unsubscribed freeloading member, your opinion counts alongside those of Wumfords and WAJs in the eyes of any decent Kickbacker. I trust this clarifies matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 A teacher, FFS, the profession that has become an absolute toilet and he's giving it big licks on here. I hope he loses all his pension via the tories Leave Lawson alone, he adds character to the cesspit and without him we'd have no burds on here at all. Begbie at work. Despite two degrees and a big ego he couldn't avoid a scanting off some 12 year old. you think I'm going to release any details about my profession in this dump. I'm far richer than you however..... In Scotland? or my house in Miami? I'll crack the jokes wee baws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Winchester Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Maybe if you'd been smart enough to go to university, rather than spending wasting so much time training for your top flight footballing career vandalising bus shelters and shoplifting, then you'd be able to construct semi-coherent arguments. I don't suppose you're aware of how ludicrously hypocritical that post is, then again, I'm not sure you're really aware of much beyond wiring bits of plastic together. As some other posters have mentioned, I do occasionally feel guilty because you are ludicrously out of your depth in so many ways. I suppose with the lifestyle afforded by your role as a trainee alarm fitter, you can afford a casual night dining out at 21212, Martin Wishart or Kitchin, Burger King before returning to your penthouse council bedsit to a bottle of moet and Parisian underwear model last month's crusty copy of zoo and man sized box of kleenex, so nothing anyone says should really bother you. Unless, of course, you're really an intensely embittered person, which is probably quite understandable given you have spent most of the last two decades riding a wave of underachievement and rejection. This would also explain why you selected a painful joke from a washed-up comic who is advertising Car insurance as your nom de plume; it is possibly the most appropriate username on Kickback, for that reason. As for Roussetshorts; I'd like to publicly state that, as an unsubscribed freeloading member, your opinion counts alongside those of Wumfords and WAJs in the eyes of any decent Kickbacker. I trust this clarifies matters. :yas: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Maybe if you'd been smart enough to go to university, rather than spending wasting so much time training for your top flight footballing career vandalising bus shelters and shoplifting, then you'd be able to construct semi-coherent arguments. I don't suppose you're aware of how ludicrously hypocritical that post is, then again, I'm not sure you're really aware of much beyond wiring bits of plastic together. As some other posters have mentioned, I do occasionally feel guilty because you are ludicrously out of your depth in so many ways. I suppose with the lifestyle afforded by your role as a trainee alarm fitter, you can afford a casual night dining out at 21212, Martin Wishart or Kitchin, Burger King before returning to your penthouse council bedsit to a bottle of moet and Parisian underwear model last month's crusty copy of zoo and man sized box of kleenex, so nothing anyone says should really bother you. Unless, of course, you're really an intensely embittered person, which is probably quite understandable given you have spent most of the last two decades riding a wave of underachievement and rejection. This would also explain why you selected a painful joke from a washed-up comic who is advertising Car insurance as your nom de plume; it is possibly the most appropriate username on Kickback, for that reason. As for Roussetshorts; I'd like to publicly state that, as an unsubscribed freeloading member, your opinion counts alongside those of Wumfords and WAJs in the eyes of any decent Kickbacker. I trust this clarifies matters. Floyd agrees! : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 i hope dik is some sort of masochist. if so he'll be loving this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Maybe if you'd been smart enough to go to university, rather than spending wasting so much time training for your top flight footballing career vandalising bus shelters and shoplifting, then you'd be able to construct semi-coherent arguments. I don't suppose you're aware of how ludicrously hypocritical that post is, then again, I'm not sure you're really aware of much beyond wiring bits of plastic together. As some other posters have mentioned, I do occasionally feel guilty because you are ludicrously out of your depth in so many ways. I suppose with the lifestyle afforded by your role as a trainee alarm fitter, you can afford a casual night dining out at 21212, Martin Wishart or Kitchin, Burger King before returning to your penthouse council bedsit to a bottle of moet and Parisian underwear model last month's crusty copy of zoo and man sized box of kleenex, so nothing anyone says should really bother you. Unless, of course, you're really an intensely embittered person, which is probably quite understandable given you have spent most of the last two decades riding a wave of underachievement and rejection. This would also explain why you selected a painful joke from a washed-up comic who is advertising Car insurance as your nom de plume; it is possibly the most appropriate username on Kickback, for that reason. As for Roussetshorts; I'd like to publicly state that, as an unsubscribed freeloading member, your opinion counts alongside those of Wumfords and WAJs in the eyes of any decent Kickbacker. I trust this clarifies matters. Howard. Howard, it's Bateman you're my lawyer so I think you should know I've killed a lot of people on this forum. Uh... Dik, Roussetshorts some other nomarks, I don't know maybe five or ten. Maybe twenty. I've left Dik's body dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen and Roussetshorts in dumpster behind Dunkin Donuts. I even ummm... I... ate some of their brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Maybe if you'd been smart enough to go to university, rather than spending wasting so much time training for your top flight footballing career vandalising bus shelters and shoplifting, then you'd be able to construct semi-coherent arguments. I don't suppose you're aware of how ludicrously hypocritical that post is, then again, I'm not sure you're really aware of much beyond wiring bits of plastic together. As some other posters have mentioned, I do occasionally feel guilty because you are ludicrously out of your depth in so many ways. I suppose with the lifestyle afforded by your role as a trainee alarm fitter, you can afford a casual night dining out at 21212, Martin Wishart or Kitchin, Burger King before returning to your penthouse council bedsit to a bottle of moet and Parisian underwear model last month's crusty copy of zoo and man sized box of kleenex, so nothing anyone says should really bother you. Unless, of course, you're really an intensely embittered person, which is probably quite understandable given you have spent most of the last two decades riding a wave of underachievement and rejection. This would also explain why you selected a painful joke from a washed-up comic who is advertising Car insurance as your nom de plume; it is possibly the most appropriate username on Kickback, for that reason. As for Roussetshorts; I'd like to publicly state that, as an unsubscribed freeloading member, your opinion counts alongside those of Wumfords and WAJs in the eyes of any decent Kickbacker. I trust this clarifies matters. Wow you really put alot of time and effort into that to try and slate somebody who is 'out his depth'. Oh bateman your lies get worse everytime, give it a rest, if your going to make shit up then at least make it plausible. Wiring bits of plastic together... You just stick to whatever it is you do because you don't have a clue what your bumping your gums about. As for dining at martin wishart, I've had a couple of free meals from there because I fitted the alarm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Howard. Howard, it's Bateman you're my lawyer so I think you should know I've killed a lot of people on this forum. Uh... Dik, Roussetshorts some other nomarks, I don't know maybe five or ten. Maybe twenty. I've left Dik's body dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen and Roussetshorts in dumpster behind Dunkin Donuts. I even ummm... I... ate some of their brains. Where to even begin with this arse licking post. Please remove your lips from batemans bell-end for two minutes and realise how cringeworthy that post was. Embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Oh Lord the boy tries so hard but he just doesn't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 As for dining at martin wishart, I've had a couple of free meals from there because I fitted the alarm. more than one free meal for fitting an alarm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 more than one free meal for fitting an alarm? Went on two seperate occasions, CCTV system install and alarm install. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Dik what job are you actually going to be doing offshore? I mean you're not a real sparky so won't be that and surely a proper electrician would be able to maintain the fire alarm as to be honest as you and I both know there isn't much to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 I'll crack the jokes wee baws. do you have a girlfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 do you have a girlfriend? Taking an attractive young lady out for dinner tonight as it happens. What do you do for a living? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 do you have a girlfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Taking an attractive young lady out for dinner tonight as it happens. What do you do for a living? NAP. Dirk - what is it your going to do off-shore? And for which company? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Taking an attractive young lady out for dinner tonight as it happens. What do you do for a living? makes sense. There was some slag in the boozer last night looking to tug off anything that would buy her a drink. Kept moaning that some guy called Fran she was dating was more interested in his own ego and talking shite on a forum called kickback that satisfying her back door. Francis Begbie - would rather bait young lads on a forum than enter trap 2, says it all really......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 WTF this is the thread that just keeps giving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 My real name isn't Francis. Sounds like he's got it rough though. Perhaps start a poll to find out who it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 makes sense. There was some slag in the boozer last night looking to tug off anything that would buy her a drink. Kept moaning that some guy called Fran she was dating was more interested in his own ego and talking shite on a forum called kickback that satisfying her back door. Francis Begbie - would rather bait young lads on a forum than enter trap 2, says it all really......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 It's like shooting fish in a barrel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Winchester Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 makes sense. There was some slag in the boozer last night looking to tug off anything that would buy her a drink. Kept moaning that some guy called Fran she was dating was more interested in his own ego and talking shite on a forum called kickback that satisfying her back door. Francis Begbie - would rather bait young lads on a forum than enter trap 2, says it all really......... :lol: Amazing. There aren't enough facepalms for posts like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 makes sense. There was some slag in the boozer last night looking to tug off anything that would buy her a drink. Kept moaning that some guy called Fran she was dating was more interested in his own ego and talking shite on a forum called kickback that satisfying her back door. Francis Begbie - would rather bait young lads on a forum than enter trap 2, says it all really......... I believe you ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Dik what job are you actually going to be doing offshore? I mean you're not a real sparky so won't be that and surely a proper electrician would be able to maintain the fire alarm as to be honest as you and I both know there isn't much to it. The 'your not a real sparky' chat is getting very boring you know that yeah? Electrical Engineering for AMEC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 My real name isn't Francis. Sounds like he's got it rough though. Perhaps start a poll to find out who it is. I think we all know your real name isn't Francis, I kept that out of it as i'm not going to break forum rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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