Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Not at all wee yin it just amuses me when pretend tradesman try to act the big man. As for the second part Are you really ripping off 3 year old banter off the inbetweeners? Seriously why continue to give them ammunition to rip you with? Pretend tradesman who by next month will be lying on a bed full of cash when he starts off-shore thanks to his alarm engineering certificate. Surely you need good banter to be able to slate bad banter. You definitely lack it bawbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Why don't you check out my profile a few more times? You seem to do it on a regular basis. I sometimes feel sorry for you, but when you make such sweeping, daft statements without having any basis other than bubbling jealousy, then you really just bring it upon yourself. How do you 'get a ride down you'? What a virgin strange thing to say. Mind you, I guess I don't live the playboy lifestyle of an alarm fitter, so who am I to question it? I'm glad we've sorted the situation from 'gilt-edged wunderkind with abject communication inadequacies' to 'plastic box wirer's assistant' - Many thanks for clarifying the situation. I wonder if they have a special step ladder so that small persons such as yourself can get to the hard to reach places? Spot on, Shaun. And what exactly do you do as a living aside from living off mummy and daddys fortune masking the fact you are infact a nobody living off a name more than likely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Dik Mar. Just to inform you, you don't do a trade. You fit alarms. In all likelyhood you are an assistant to someone who fits alarms. You wish you went to uni, but you didn't get enough UCAS points to do Marketing at Napier. We get it. A piece of advice though - stop allowing yourself to be destroyed over and over again, just pipe down. I take it everybodys using the bateman tactic and just assuming complete shite about me. If making pish up passes as a ripping then you continue to thrash one off over your dear internet leader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I take it everybodys using the bateman tactic and just assuming complete shite about me. If making pish up passes as a ripping then you continue to thrash one off over your dear internet leader. Everyone realised Bateman was on to something. But seriously now....stop posting it's getting silly now. Don't you have an alarm that needs to be fixed somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Just Came To Say Kello Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Mate seriously give it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Winchester Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 This thread is magic. The words crash and burn come to mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Everyone realised Bateman was on to something. But seriously now....stop posting it's getting silly now. Don't you have an alarm that needs to be fixed somewhere? He was onto something? Complete lies he conjured up in his head? Nah I'm enjoying myself thank you very much. No alarms this weekend I'm off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Pretend tradesman who by next month will be lying on a bed full of cash when he starts off-shore thanks to his alarm engineering certificate. Surely you need good banter to be able to slate bad banter. You definitely lack it bawbag. Bless wee baws has finally grown a pair, almost makes you proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Off shore? As in oil rig? The failed warning alarm and Dik Mar's shoddy "tradesmanship" was the top of the inspector's list. :'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 This thread is magic. The words crash and burn come to mind Melt & Down for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Why do I keep seeing posts like this on here? It's an incredibly rude and agressive thing to say to someone. Either the person you are abusing will not care about it in which case you're wasting your time, or they will care about it which is much worse. Things on here used to be funny without crossing any lines. It's paraphrasing a post from coppercrutch (RIP) from a few years ago and one of those phrases that fixes itself into the JKB vocabulary You may be seeing the homage to Coppercrutch phrase. Not to be taken seriously. Correct. I miss coppercrutch. Predictable to see "its only a messageboard" Lieson, rim licking his way slowly back into some sort of credible existance on the board. Not in this "facebook deleted" person's mind he wont. If you have a problem with me, take it up over PM. Thanks in advance. PS. Dik - stop digging! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicholas Brody Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 If you have a problem with me, take it up over PM. Thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Melt & Down for me! Hyena & Pack for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Can you add on the extra few rows to that photo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Hyena & Pack for me! Mass & Hysteria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I'm interested, what does everybody on here consider as a complete ripping/ass-kicking? Some little snob making up complete lies about me or a group of absolute welts trying to slag my job even though I could probably buy and sell them in a day. Fuds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I'd say it's somewhere along the lines of someone getting a ripping and months later, still coming back greeting about it and trying to get revenge. Probably somewhere along those lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Off shore? As in oil rig? The failed warning alarm and Dik Mar's shoddy "tradesmanship" was the top of the inspector's list. :'> That's a bit crude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I'm interested, what does everybody on here consider as a complete ripping/ass-kicking? Some little snob making up complete lies about me or a group of absolute welts trying to slag my job even though I could probably buy and sell them in a day. Fuds. Deary deary me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I'm interested, what does everybody on here consider as a complete ripping/ass-kicking? http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/103255-people-who-wear-uni-ties-to-a-nightclub/ About covers it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I'm interested, what does everybody on here consider as a complete ripping/ass-kicking? Some little snob making up complete lies about me or a group of absolute welts trying to slag my job even though I could probably buy and sell them in a day. Fuds. Your quite amusing, keep up the good work ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 i've only read this last page. do i want to find out what this is all about? i need someone else to decide this for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 could be a good evening......this thread, El Classico and hopefully Amir Khan getting rattled up and down the shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I'm interested, what does everybody on here consider as a complete ripping/ass-kicking? Um - this, perhaps? http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/100863-bursds And how would you know? Stick on virgin, IMO. I'm amazed you're still here, Dik Mar humourliftedfromavivacommercials. I can't understand why you're still so upset, you must have stumbled home too drunk to remember how to microwave your Iceland value Chicken Korma and missed the latest episode of Lee Nelson's Well good show. Dry your eyes and stop making such a scene. Now, this is a thread about women, meaning people with some semblance of worldly experience are invited to share their thoughts and commiserations. This does not entail twenty year olds whose vision of romance involves a box of tissues and countless hours tugging off to babestation, or whatever adult freeview channels you have in your parents bedroom. Given that you've already proven your lowly tastes on your Aberdeen cry-for-help thread, it's probably for the best that you just move on. These sorts of threads are for KB's finer sorts, not you. Yours helpfully, etc etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 What is this all about ? Prance about like 12 year olds acting like complete erseholes. Extremely arrogant and rude people too. You do realise that CC Blooms is not the Students Union don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I can't wait until wee Dik buys and sell us all, fitting alarms must've become much more lucrative since I long ago decided it was beneath me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 And what exactly do you do as a living aside from living off mummy and daddys fortune masking the fact you are infact a nobody living off a name more than likely. I'm not going to disclose what I do on a public forum as that would be crass and moronic. Suffice to say, it relates to the many qualifications I have attained from my time spent studying at Scotland's best Universities. So, basically, it's stuff that you won't come close to seeing, let alone understanding, unless you come in to my work to install a fire alarm. It's best described as a table at a restaurant where you'll never get a reservation. I'm interested, what does everybody on here consider as a complete ripping/ass-kicking? Some little snob My intellectual superior making up complete lies alarmingly accurate observations about me or a group of absolute welts trying to slag my job even though I could probably buy and sell them in a day. Fuds. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when you have your next therapy/counselling/social work session. That last line in particular; really, who are you trying to kid? You work a nothing job which has less career progression than the ones I suggested earlier in the thread. Your bitter, hysterical and negative attitude means that you'll stay on this path for the foreseeable future. It's probably a genetic defect or something, a bit like the one which stopped you from being St Johnstone's top goalscoring fox in the box this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Pretend tradesman who by next month will be lying on a bed full of cash when he starts off-shore thanks to his alarm engineering certificate. How did this little beauty escape detection? You're the gift that keeps on giving Dik. You've got a negative attitude Dik, that's what's stopping you. You've gotta get your act together, I'll help you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Is this the Xmas bash for "the clique"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Begbie nailed it above. In the hierarchy on here, while I'm not much in the great scheme of things, you're roadkill. A wee bit of self-awareness on your part might change that; but it just ain't going to be forthcoming, is it? Do you genuinely believe there is a hierarchy in this cesspit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I'm not going to disclose what I do on a public forum as that would be crass and moronic. Suffice to say, it relates to the many qualifications I have attained from my time spent studying at Scotland's best Universities. So, basically, it's stuff that you won't come close to seeing, let alone understanding, unless you come in to my work to install a fire alarm. It's best described as a table at a restaurant where you'll never get a reservation. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when you have your next therapy/counselling/social work session. That last line in particular; really, who are you trying to kid? You work a nothing job which has less career progression than the ones I suggested earlier in the thread. Your bitter, hysterical and negative attitude means that you'll stay on this path for the foreseeable future. It's probably a genetic defect or something, a bit like the one which stopped you from being St Johnstone's top goalscoring fox in the box this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I'm interested, what does everybody on here consider as a complete ripping/ass-kicking? Some little snob making up complete lies about me or a group of absolute welts trying to slag my job even though I could probably buy and sell them in a day. Fuds. That's several times you've mentioned the WADS of cash that you're earning. So go on, tell us what this astronomical salary that you're earning is. Quick Google search puts an Alarm 'Engineer' salary at 24-29k. I suppose that buys you a lot when you still live with yer ma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 That's several times you've mentioned the WADS of cash that you're earning. So go on, tell us what this astronomical salary that you're earning is. Quick Google search puts an Alarm 'Engineer' salary at 24-29k. I suppose that buys you a lot when you still live with yer ma. Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Weekend rockstar spending his sub average wage on George Street entry fees thinking he's Gordon ****ing Gekko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Do you genuinely believe there is a hierarchy in this cesspit? Yes. This place is like a septic tank. Naturally, the biggest chunks of shite therefore rise to the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Yes. This place is like a septic tank. Naturally, the biggest chunks of shite therefore rise to the top. Shaun's talking about me here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Yes. This place is like a septic tank. Naturally, the biggest chunks of shite therefore rise to the top. Whats your post count Shaun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Whats your post count Shaun? I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean here. I'm sure you do Shauny, biggest chunks floating to the top and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I'm concerned at how i had missed this beauty of a thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Shaun's talking about me here. How's scottish widows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Say what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 What are you going to be doing offshore Dik? Most importantly where are you going to be doing it - North Sea - Norwegian or UK sector? Just curious because it'd deeply sadden me if the equipment I work hard to get delivered is getting installed by monkeys like you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 What are you going to be doing offshore Dik? Most importantly where are you going to be doing it - North Sea - Norwegian or UK sector? Just curious because it'd deeply sadden me if the equipment I work hard to get delivered is getting installed by monkeys like you I've got to ask-how do you know that Diks a monkey, or crap at his job for that matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 The moment Francis told the kids he was leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I suspect that Rousset wasted his money when he picked the cheapest private investigator out the Yellow Pages, GA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I suspect that Rousset wasted his money when he picked the cheapest private investigator out the Yellow Pages, GA. IS THAT WHAT THEY SAY AT THE BUILDING SOCIETY WHERE YOU WORK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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