scott_jambo Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 So you were embellishing (LYING!!) when you went public with the minimum reuirements - for shame, hang your head in shame young man KvC realises that a no JKB mates loner like me would't get past security at Clique HQ so all's good I like to throw a bone to the masses desperate to know the inner workings of the clique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 I like to throw a bone to the masses desperate to know the inner workings of the clique. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 you put a smug face on after that? wow. i questioned what someone did after they started banging on about something thet clearly had no knowledge or experience of. Something that is quite similar to what I do, in the industry that i work in. I asked several times for some sort of proof that he was who he says he was and i was called, and I quote, a "nonce", an "arsehole" and, a "clown". i put up some info that convinced 99.9% of the people on this thread that i am who i say i am, the 0.1% being yourself and Dik, who now only disagree because they know they have been ripped up for arsepaper of but are too stupid/proud to admit it and are desperately trying to save face. now, where's that smug face... oh, there it is No you didn't, you went to ridicule somebody who is more than likely a good few years younger than you and trying to get a decent career going. If you are a chemical engineer you should be embarrassed by your immaturity and generally rabid behaviour just to fit in with a bunch of internet bellends. If that is you in the article I'd be ashamed of your attack dog behaviour given the lad wants to enter an industry that desperately needs good keen people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicholas Brody Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 you put a smug face on after that? wow. i questioned what someone did after they started banging on about something thet clearly had no knowledge or experience of. Something that is quite similar to what I do, in the industry that i work in. I asked several times for some sort of proof that he was who he says he was and i was called, and I quote, a "nonce", an "arsehole" and, a "clown". i put up some info that convinced 99.9% of the people on this thread that i am who i say i am, the 0.1% being yourself and Dik, who now only disagree because they know they have been ripped up for arsepaper of but are too stupid/proud to admit it and are desperately trying to save face. now, where's that smug face... oh, there it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 The wolfpack can't afford my services. Your services are neither needed nor wanted but out of charity interest I'll keep you in the maybe file :greggy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 A little birdy told me it's the cliques birthday soon...what you getting them Rousset? :'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 A little birdy told me it's the cliques birthday soon...what you getting them Rousset? :'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 No you didn't, you went to ridicule somebody who is more than likely a good few years younger than you and trying to get a decent career going. If you are a chemical engineer you should be embarrassed by your immaturity and generally rabid behaviour just to fit in with a bunch of internet bellends. If that is you in the article I'd be ashamed of your attack dog behaviour given the lad wants to enter an industry that desperately needs good keen people. please show where i ridiculed him? i have no problem with people who want to get into the industry, especially those who want to become, as i see it, very 'useful' members of society - i.e engineers. what i do take exception to is someone who clearly doesn't have the attitude of being one of said members - as was proved when he resorted to abuse rather than engaging in civilised technical discussion - something which i saw as belittling a reputable profession which i am proud to be a part of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 please show where i ridiculed him? i have no problem with people who want to get into the industry, especially those who want to become, as i see it, very 'useful' members of society - i.e engineers. what i do take exception to is someone who clearly doesn't have the attitude of being one of said members - as was proved when he resorted to abuse rather than engaging in civilised technical discussion - something which i saw as belittling a reputable profession which i am proud to be a part of. he resorted to abuse because you ridiculed and questioned him, he was backed into a corner by you and yer pals, no wonder he started dishing out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 he resorted to abuse because you ridiculed and questioned him, he was backed into a corner by you and yer pals, no wonder he started dishing out. Dik has previous of calling people "rides", "bellchiefs" "insert childlike phrase". Roussett, how would you feel if I called you a paedophile? How would that make you feel? If I said you have an innate urge to have sexual intercourse with underage children? How would that make you feel? Thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Dik has previous of calling people "rides", "bellchiefs" "insert childlike phrase". Roussett, how would you feel if I called you a paedophile? How would that make you feel? If I said you have an innate urge to have sexual intercourse with underage children? How would that make you feel? Thanks in advance. call me anything you like, its the internet, it doesn't matter although i'm slightly concerned you chose the words above, quite weird you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 call me anything you like, its the internet, it doesn't matter although i'm slightly concerned you chose the words above, quite weird you are. Probably because Dik said trotter looks like a nonce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 call me anything you like, its the internet, it doesn't matter although i'm slightly concerned you chose the words above, quite weird you are. You've u-turned your stance to suit your argument once again. So calling someone a paedophile is A-OK. Questioning a posters claims that have no substance is not on. Gotcha. I'm concerned about you too, RS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 he resorted to abuse because you ridiculed and questioned him, he was backed into a corner by you and yer pals, no wonder he started dishing out. the first question i asked was if he was a formally qualified engineer. i was curious. from that point my conversation wouldve went one of two ways... 1) he told me was and we couldve had a brief discussion on the industry 2) he told me he wasnt and i couldve offered advice on getting ahead in the industry based on my experience. instead, he refused to recognise that his story couldnt be factually true, despite this being pointed out and the reasoning behind it. He then continued to make comments on something that is importnant to me and that he clearly knows nothing about. yes, he was made to look like an arse but he brought it on himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 No you didn't, you went to ridicule somebody who is more than likely a good few years younger than you and trying to get a decent career going. If you are a chemical engineer you should be embarrassed by your immaturity and generally rabid behaviour just to fit in with a bunch of internet bellends. If that is you in the article I'd be ashamed of your attack dog behaviour given the lad wants to enter an industry that desperately needs good keen people. I'm guessing that all sectors would like to attract people like that, i.e. those who are both good at the job they are applying for and keen to succeed. I think in this instance what trotter was looking for was proof that said poster who is reportedly going offshore as an electrical engineer has the actual qualifications or work experience to take up said position. After all the job spec. differs slightly from packing shelves in Asda for example, which is the sort of job someone might be offered if their old man happened to know someone in Asda HR Department (I'm guessing you don't need qualifications to put tins of soup on a shelf, but will happily apologise if that isn't the case). Just for reference, I do not work offshore, I work as a Customer Relationship Manager in the Financial Services sector, specialising in dealing with Finance related complaints. Nor am I a member of the clique, and would never dream of becoming one. Indeed I have never even worn a University tie to a night out, as I never went to University, I picked up all the education I needed before leaving school (this line has been included as I think the thread actually started off relating to something along these lines, but has went a bit pear shaped since then). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 I work as a Customer Relationship Manager in the Financial Services sector a dont believe u. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 a dont believe u. Oh shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Oh shit. Photo of you dining out while 'guid honest folk' sit in background starving please? It's the only proof we'll accept that you're a banker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Photo of you dining out while 'guid honest folk' sit in background starving please? It's the only proof we'll accept that you're a banker Please don't confuse me with bankers, I work in Financial Services, but with a company who provide and administer life and pension products. I think I've only ever had my photo taken once at work for my security pass, and it isn't pretty (well, neither am I hence how the photo turned out, but hey ho). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Apologies for the confusion PJ1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Hai guyz, this thread was a read and a half (that jjyay was for you wedge ) Tip o' the cap to Trotter for his contribution :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Please don't confuse me with bankers, I work in Financial Services, but with a company who provide and administer life and pension products. I think I've only ever had my photo taken once at work for my security pass, and it isn't pretty (well, neither am I hence how the photo turned out, but hey ho). So its you that works for scottish widows. Take phone calls from angry punters, sounds ace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Got enough qualifications to get into any university in scotland so classic bateman spouting pish as usual. I forgot about this beauty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 So its you that works for scottish widows. Take phone calls from angry punters, sounds ace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Hai guyz, this thread was a read and a half (that jjyay was for you wedge ) Tip o' the cap to Trotter for his contribution :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasha Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 So its you that works for scottish widows. Take phone calls from angry punters, sounds ace. He's on the ropes....blindly swinging punches at anything..... Please finish this soon as its 03:17 over here and i need to get up for work in 5 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 So its you that works for scottish widows. Take phone calls from angry punters, sounds ace. Good try, but wrong, keep going there aren't many companies to get through (oh, and I do have a phone on my desk). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny1874 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 He's on the ropes....blindly swinging punches at anything..... Please finish this soon as its 03:17 over here and i need to get up for work in 5 hours Scottish Widows ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Chuffed that this thread 'keeps on rollin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Good try, but wrong, keep going there aren't many companies to get through (oh, and I do have a phone on my desk). Poundland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 wonderful, wonderful, wonderful thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
browserchip Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 This thread is GOLD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 This thread fecking RULES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 This thread fecking RULES I think I've won, has become like an Iraqi strip bar after me slapping down the clique Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 I think I've won, has become like an Iraqi strip bar after me slapping down the clique And how exactly did you win? You were called out and lost, badly in my eyes. I've been away for tea, watched a film AND fired off some knuckle children and you're still here clinging on to the forlorn hope that you're right?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty McFly Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 I started this thread, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 And how exactly did you win? You were called out and lost, badly in my eyes. I've been away for tea, watched a film AND fired off some knuckle children and you're still here clinging on to the forlorn hope that you're right?? You left because you felt guilty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 there must be a few dozen lurkers reading this thread - who do you guys give it to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 I think I've won, has become like an Iraqi strip bar after me slapping down the clique Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 You left because you felt guilty. 'fraid not sweetheart, i left because i had better things to do, but im back now if you can get up off the canvas for round two?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Winchester Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 I think I've won, has become like an Iraqi strip bar after me slapping down the clique Ahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 There are no winners on this thread........excluding the readers and contributers who haven't taken it too seriousy....they have had a whale of a time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicholas Brody Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 'fraid not sweetheart, i left because i had better things to do, but im back now if you can get up off the canvas for round two?? Doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 There are no winners on this thread........excluding the readers and contributers who haven't taken it too seriousy....they have had a whale of a time I have thoroughly enjoyed reading it. I didnt think it could get much better than dik mar telling lies about his job until roussetsShorts turned up and took up the ~~~~~ mantel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 I think I've won, has become like an Iraqi strip bar after me slapping down the clique Might sound like a daft question but what is it you think you've won, and what were you trying to win, I didn't realise this thread was some sort of competition. And I don't think Poundland offer or administer Life & Pensions either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Tbf, the incredibly wealthy and successful RoussetsShorts probably has won. After all, he is - for all intents and purposes - something that a sweaty Frenchman's arsecrack and bawsack spent years rubbing up against. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 So where are we so far in this enchanting tale? We have an ex St Johnstone player, who's only crime was being too short - chucked onto the football scrapheap - cold - alone. A young man, who has the grades to get into St Andrews University, but did not have a care for academia. So what path did he choose? Of course! The path of a humble alarm fitter... ...but you can't keep a special talent like Dik Mar down forever. Within a matter of months he had grander plans. Grander plans indeed. This special young man is weeks away from becoming an off-shore engineer, doing this without any qualifications, experience or previous training. How did this magnificent boy achieve these feats? His Dad "kent" someone in HR. This is a truly humbling story, and I for one am glad I was here to witness it. Good Luck young Annakin DIk Mar, may the force be with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 There are no winners on this thread........excluding the readers and contributers who haven't taken it too seriousy....they have had a whale of a time Indeed, a tremendous spirit maintained by all except begbie who claims he's on a date tonight but is in fact composing a charter fir the clique to be ordained in his own rectal effluent. Join the Q lads...,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoussetsShorts Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Might sound like a daft question but what is it you think you've won, and what were you trying to win, I didn't realise this thread was some sort of competition. And I don't think Poundland offer or administer Life & Pensions either. I've not won anything, this is all just the Internet, it's not real. On the downside though you having to manage and answer customer complaints like Anne Robinson on points of view is a realty that will begin again in around 10 hours time. Remember to clock in now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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