What will be the outcome of the General Election

[The People's Chimp]

Gordon home as expected. He looks slightly stoned.

[2NaFish]

WTF, Land is Power?

 

Boris' party.

[Tommy Wiseau]

look at the the trumpet behind the returning officer in Broon's result

 

 

 

You'll have to narrow it down a bit. Wee Jimmy Tartan or the traitor from the first Matrix?

[Ulysses]

Wild that she's 40! Thought she was good anyway before Wikipedia revealed just how good nick she's in.

 

Big result from Durham coming up here...

 

LAB hold. All over for the Liberal Democrats.

[tommythejambo]

look at the the trumpet behind the returning officer in Broon's result

 

The 'Land is Power' Party.

 

I was in stitches!

 

As for what someone mentioned earlier on. Sharon Horgan...Amazing!

[Rick Grimes]

how much is this going to affect the push for Scottish independence??

[leginten]

look at the the trumpet behind the returning officer in Broon's result

 

 

Magnificent.

 

Wasn't he in Sparks?

[Pete Seeger]

I'm having a real ginger night. Sarah Browns looking the part, if a wee bit heavy. I would.

[Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC]

Does that boy realise how much of an utter stroker he looks?!

[The Mighty Thor]

 

You'll have to narrow it down a bit. Wee Jimmy Tartan or the traitor from the first Matrix?

 

That's the boy. i bet his arm is killing him

[The People's Chimp]

WTF, Land is Power?

 

Absolute Zoomers. Land is power/landless peasants party...

[redm]

Results coming in pretty fast now. Cons take Battersea....?

[The People's Chimp]

 

You'll have to narrow it down a bit. Wee Jimmy Tartan or the traitor from the first Matrix?

 

 

Magnificent.

 

Wasn't he in Sparks?

 

Great stuff.

[Cade]

Is that not Rob Halford out of Judas Priest?

 

[Tommy Wiseau]

That's the boy. i bet his arm is killing him

 

 

He's not always that glum though;

 

 

 

I mean, I'm as tolerant as the next man, but surely he doesn't meet the basic criteria for joining the Black Panthers?

[Ulysses]

SDLP hold Belfast South.

[Hound]

Did the guy in the jeans get lost

[tommythejambo]

Is that not Rob Halford out of Judas Priest?

 

 

That is absolutely spot on.

[The People's Chimp]

Got to love the combination of very fit TV birds and utterly wacko matrix freaks.

[redm]

?Labour hold Tooting by the skin of their teeth. 8% swing to fox slayers. LD down by about 5.?

[Cigaro]

Labour hold Tooting by the skin of their teeth. 8% swing to fox slayers.

[The Mighty Thor]

Labour hold Tooting by the skin of their teeth. 8% swing to fox slayers.

 

only a 3.6% swing but with a very high turnout.

[Commander Harris]

Labour hold Tooting by the skin of their teeth. 8% swing to fox slayers.

"fox slayers" ??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Hound]

Why the hell am I watching this sh?te

[leginten]

Looking like a very poor night for the SNP. Dundee West nowhere near falling to them, and a really poor result in East Lothian - fourth place.

[Ulysses]

LD fail to gain Guildford from CON, 6.5% swing to CON.

[Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC]

Gogzy boy looking shattered. Get him a coffee Sarah ffs.

[Pete Seeger]

Jesus, how can people actually find the strength to get to the polling stations to vote for an idiot like Johan Lamont. Horrible face, voice and personsality. Is that honestly the kind of person the majority of Scots want ruling over us. Dear god.

[Commander Harris]

LD fail to gain Guildford from CON, 6.5% swing to CON.

 

good hold?

[Hound]

The BNP are doing great the night

[redm]

only a 3.6% swing but with a very high turnout.

 

Was it? Oops. Sleepiness is taking its toll... ?

 

 

 

 

"fox slayers" ??

 

 

 

 

 

??

 

 

 

 

 

 

[The People's Chimp]

Looking like a very poor night for the SNP. Dundee West nowhere near falling to them, and a really poor result in East Lothian - fourth place.

 

Depends on what way you look at it. It seems to me that their incredibly low key campaign, bar the disastrous court of session actions, was perhaps a deliberate ploy. What better way to gain support for independence than a conservative government in London which has been resolutely rejected by Scotland?

[Ulysses]

good hold?

 

What happened to all the Liberal Democrat voters?

[redm]

Gogzy boy looking shattered. Get him a coffee Sarah ffs.

 

Looks like he could do with something stronger than a latte.

 

 

 

[Tommy Wiseau]

Looks like he could do with something stronger than a latte.

 

 

Maybe Just Call Me Dave could get a round in - couple of cokes?

[Gizmo]

Am I the only person to be surprised at the Labour vote in Scotland going up? Just not what I expected.

[Cade]

Depends on what way you look at it. It seems to me that their incredibly low key campaign, bar the disastrous court of session actions, was perhaps a deliberate ploy. What better way to gain support for independence than a conservative government in London which has been resolutely rejected by Scotland?

 

Quite. If the Tories get in power in Ingerlund, they will try to cut Scotland's revenue which plays right into the hands of Eck and the SNP.

 

It's a no-lose sitation for the SNP tonight.

[redm]

Maybe Just Call Me Dave could get a round in - couple of cokes?

 

Disappointing. I had him down as a real lambrini girl.

 

 

 

[Tommy Wiseau]

Am I the only person to be surprised at the Labour vote in Scotland going up? Just not what I expected.

 

 

 

This is not the only surprise about this election so far. It is, in my best Politics degree terminology, a bit radge.

 

Swings with absolutely no consistency, Labour losses, Labour gains, Tories looking strong in some areas and incredibly weak in others, the Lib Dems completely crumbling... it's as interesting an election as people my age have ever seen.

[Commander Harris]

would we lose anything if that fecking boat was sunk?

[The People's Chimp]

Dunfy west; big lab swing back after the by election. Willie Rennie hadn't been too unpopular, so again further evidence of a swing towards lab across scotland.

 

Big win in Kilmarnock with Cathie Jamieson too.

[leginten]

Depends on what way you look at it. It seems to me that their incredibly low key campaign, bar the disastrous court of session actions, was perhaps a deliberate ploy. What better way to gain support for independence than a conservative government in London which has been resolutely rejected by Scotland?

 

If it was a ploy, it's working brilliantly. But I'm not convinced. I thought the SNP vote was going to be squeezed by the Lib Dems, but, almost incredibly, the Labour vote appears to be up - certainly in the east of the country.

[The People's Chimp]

would we lose anything if that fecking boat was sunk?

 

Nope. Hopefully it strays into Somali waters.

 

Switch onto bbc 1 man.

[The People's Chimp]

If it was a ploy, it's working brilliantly. But I'm not convinced. I thought the SNP vote was going to be squeezed by the Lib Dems, but, almost incredibly, the Labour vote appears to be up - certainly in the east of the country.

 

Conspiracy theories aside, I think people up here have reacted to the English media's treatment of Brown tbh.

[Gizmo]

Has the SNP vote diminished because people see little point now they have power in Scotland (albeit a minority government)? I did have a slight hunch this could happen, but expected the lib-dems to be the beneficiaries, not labour.

[The People's Chimp]

Russell isn't doing himself any favours. Sour grapes and arguing the very point i was making above.

 

 

[Groot]

Dunfy west; big lab swing back after the by election. Willie Rennie hadn't been too unpopular, so again further evidence of a swing towards lab across scotland.

 

Big win in Kilmarnock with Cathie Jamieson too.

 

 

He was popular but there's a lot of jobs at risk with the ship building at the Dockyard with the Tories and Lib Dems saying they were going to cancel half of the contract so there was always going to be a swing but for me it was unexpected

[The People's Chimp]

I see Shaun's pal is on BBC2.

[Gizmo]

LOL - Nick Griffin just said on Sky "we are the only party in the black".

[The People's Chimp]