What will be the outcome of the General Election

[Commander Harris]

First result from outside England declared.??Sinn F?in hold Tyrone West.

 

good news for the Unionists? ?I less seat the Tories need for a majority

[The Mighty Thor]

There's the Electoral Commission getting their excuses in nice and early. A quick teflon coated hospital pass onto the individual returning officers. Nice.

[Ulysses]

DUP's Ian Paisley (Jnr) holds the seat. No luck for Jim Allister of the TUV.

[The Mighty Thor]

Breaking news on Sky that Hamid Karzai, Afghanistan's president, has offered us independent observers to ensure fair elections in future.

[Ulysses]

DUP's Ian Paisley (Jnr) holds the seat.

 

That'd be the seat his father wore, so to speak.

[The Mighty Thor]

DUP's Ian Paisley (Jnr) holds the seat. No luck for Jim Allister of the TUV.

 

TUV? Splitters!

[Ulysses]

Peter Robinson seems to have lost his seat - to the Alliance Party!

[Coco]

According to Sky, Hearts fan Ian Murray for Labour loses Edinburgh South (the grasping, unspeakable disgusting Nigel Griffiths' old seat) to the Liberal Democrats.

[Commander Harris]

That'd be the seat his father wore, so to speak.??

 

I know you're just making a pun but Ian R.K. Paisley is certainly not a friend of the OO. ?

[Ulysses]

Peter Robinson seems to have lost his seat - to the Alliance Party!

 

Now being declared on BBC 2. Naomi Long wins it!

[Pete Seeger]

God I love Jackie Bird.

 

[Ulysses]

First Liberal Democrat seat (if you don't count Naomi Long) - holding Thornbury & Yate but with a swing away from LD to CON.

[Heaven98]

Now being declared on BBC 2. Naomi Long wins it!

 

Ooh that's a biggy, isn't it?

[Bill Mc]

That'd be the seat his father wore, so to speak.

 

Excellent! Can I steal that quote for the pub tomorrow?

[Groot]

Do I really fecking care what that ringpiece Alistair McGowan and all those arsey Z-Listers have to say?

 

BBC2 GTF

[Cade]

One of Cameron's potential allies (DUP, Peter Robinson) loses his seat in Norn Iron.

 

Good game, good game!

[redm]

Robinson looks absolutely devastated. I think he may cry.

 

He didn't want to be here anyway...apparently...

 

 

[kitster]

yet we forget NI a lot. I never would.

[leginten]

Do I really fecking care what that ringpiece Alistair McGowan and all those arsey Z-Listers have to say?

 

BBC2 GTF

 

I agree. I couldn't give a toss what any of these media whores have to say. They'd be better off sticking to the substance of the election, as indeed BBC1 has done.

[Tommy Wiseau]

Do I really fecking care what that ringpiece Alistair McGowan and all those arsey Z-Listers have to say?

 

BBC2 GTF

 

 

Horrific patter from the likes of McGowan, but better than the absolute car crash that is the w@nkathon (Brooker and the lovely Laverne aside) on Channel 4. At least my man Pete Snow rocked up for a moment there - made it all worthwhile.

[Ulysses]

Plaid Cymru gain Arfon from Labour (as I predicted).

[Pete Seeger]

Robinson looks absolutely devastated. I think he may cry.

 

He didn't want to be here anyway...apparently...

 

His voice was breaking away there. He was always going to lose his seat after his wifes antics.

[The Mighty Thor]

First tory gain from Labour with a swing of 9.4%

 

Kingswood, dahn sarf!

[Groot]

I agree. I couldn't give a toss what any of these media whores have to say. They'd be better off sticking to the substance of the election, as indeed BBC1 has done.

 

 

catering to the lowest common denominator on a night like this

 

I'm just waiting for the siging/dancing contest to begin

[Commander Harris]

fecking good gain from the Tories there. ?

[The People's Chimp]

It's shan patter across the board tonight.

 

Just zoned out from another long range zoom in on call me dave and wife.

[Ulysses]

First tory gain from Labour with a swing of 9.4%

 

Kingswood, dahn sarf!

 

Yep. Looking better for Cameron.

 

Labour hold Rutherglen & Hamilton West. No surprise, but that (I think) is the first Scottish declaration.

[Ulysses]

Yep. Looking better for Cameron.

 

Labour hold Rutherglen & Hamilton West. No surprise, but that (I think) is the first Scottish declaration.

 

Labour increases its vote, as do SNP. Liberal Democrats lose vote share.

[redm]

catering to the lowest common denominator on a night like this

 

I'm just waiting for the siging/dancing contest to begin

It honestly wouldn't surprise me at all if we go back to that daft party only to find Richard Wilson and Joan Collins doing a karaoke duet. I suppose they have to do?something?to keep things ticking over between the results, people can only cope with so many digital maps and pie charts.

 

LibDems hold Torbay.

 

 

[Ulysses]

LD hold Torbay from CON with slightly increased vote.

[Cigaro]

Channel 4s coverage is just about to finish

 

I dont think I can bare the BBCs dull dull dull, so desperately dull, coverage.

 

[tommythejambo]

Horrific patter from the likes of McGowan, but better than the absolute car crash that is the w@nkathon (Brooker and the lovely Laverne aside) on Channel 4. At least my man Pete Snow rocked up for a moment there - made it all worthwhile.

 

I watched that.

 

Aside from Brooker, who was doing his impartial bit (on asisde note, I reckon he may be a Labour man). It was the biggest Tory love in I have ever seen!

[Ulysses]

fecking good gain from the Tories there. ?

 

135th on their target list.

[Commander Harris]

135th on their target list.??

 

yup, looks like the Conservatives are going to do well against Labour, but not so well against the lib dems. ?Makes it hard to predict how things are going to go.

[Ulysses]

Lady Sylvia Hermon does the business in North Down. Independent Unionist from Official Unionist.

[Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC]

What's the Irish birds name on Brookers show? Something extremely tidy about her.

[2NaFish]

I watched that.

 

Aside from Brooker, who was doing his impartial bit (on asisde note, I reckon he may be a Labour man). It was the biggest Tory love in I have ever seen!

 

Brooker loathes the tories. Probably labour by default as he doesnt strike me as lib dem.

[Ulysses]

Labour increases its vote, as do SNP. Liberal Democrats lose vote share.

 

And exactly the same thing happens in Motherwell & Wishaw.

[redm]

?Labour hold Motherwell & Wishaw...and Sedgefield....?

[Rick Grimes]

What's the Irish birds name on Brookers show? Something extremely tidy about her.

 

Sharon Horgan. minx

[The Mighty Thor]

Andrew Neill is a walloper. He asks a question, lets them answer half of it and then asks another question a couple of octaves higher. ******.

[The People's Chimp]

What's the Irish birds name on Brookers show? Something extremely tidy about her.

 

I was thinking exactly the same thing. Great legs. Even ended up googling her

 

Sharon Horgan apparently.

 

 

Definitely a very tidy bird.

[Cade]

What's the Irish birds name on Brookers show? Something extremely tidy about her.

 

Sharon Horgan. Total ride.

[Ulysses]

Labour hold Ynys Mon - that's one of my predictions screwed.

 

First result in Wales shows the Conservative vote share significantly up.

[Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC]

Cheers lads. Utter filth.

 

Dave having what looked like a coke in the pub. Slimey litle prick.

[leginten]

Admirable Kickback cocktail of politics and - frankly - perving.

 

Horgan, you say?

[The People's Chimp]

Cheers lads. Utter filth.

 

Dave having what looked like a coke in the pub. Slimey litle prick.

 

Sums him up. "off down the "local" with my mates for "the usual""

 

Aye right...

[Tommy Wiseau]

Wild that she's 40! Thought she was good anyway before Wikipedia revealed just how good nick she's in.

 

Big result from Durham coming up here...

[The Mighty Thor]

look at the the trumpet behind the returning officer in Broon's result

[Groot]

WTF, Land is Power?