rond Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 If you get a number of a girl in a club when you are half sloshed but from what you remember is that she was very pretty. What would you do? Do you think it would be a bit weird to ask her out for a drink? Jeezo,WTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 8, 2009 Author Share Posted December 8, 2009 An update. Text her last night with the usual pish, how you doing? Good night on Sat? Etc. She said she was going for a bath and would text me later. Still waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 An update. Text her last night with the usual pish, how you doing? Good night on Sat? Etc. She said she was going for a bath and would text me later. Still waiting. Either, She's letting your mind wander or Her hair driyer fell in the bath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Baxter Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 An update. Text her last night with the usual pish, how you doing? Good night on Sat? Etc. She said she was going for a bath and would text me later. Still waiting. Ha ha, looks like she had the drunken beer googles on!!! Maybe your user name is slang for something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 An update. Text her last night with the usual pish, how you doing? Good night on Sat? Etc. She said she was going for a bath and would text me later. Still waiting. Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 An update. Text her last night with the usual pish, how you doing? Good night on Sat? Etc. She said she was going for a bath and would text me later. Still waiting. This is going to be one of those threads that keeps me in the Shed all day! This is what the Shed is all about! Keep us up to date d&ccsf1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 An update. Text her last night with the usual pish, how you doing? Good night on Sat? Etc. She said she was going for a bath and would text me later. Still waiting. Its not looking good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 An update. Text her last night with the usual pish, how you doing? Good night on Sat? Etc. She said she was going for a bath and would text me later. Still waiting. Still in the bath then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_vlad Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Either, She's letting your mind wander or Her hair driyer fell in the bath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I'd go with the txt her a picture of your Aiden McGeady and keep calling her until she answers, mate. If you know her name then add her on Facebook/Bebo/Myspace/Twitter and then look for her home address/number in the directory. God loves a trier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 http://www.independent.ie/national-news/teenage-girl-drowned-in-bath-before-dad-found-her-70772.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 An update. Text her last night with the usual pish, how you doing? Good night on Sat? Etc. She said she was going for a bath and would text me later. Still waiting. Excellent!!! she felt so dirty that she gave you her number she had to go have a wash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikki 74 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Looks like the OP got blown off and not in the way he had anticipated :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Text her again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 8, 2009 Author Share Posted December 8, 2009 I'm giving it until tonight and if I've still no heard nout the number will be deleted. Wouldn't trust myself not to text her nonsense if I've had a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I'm giving it until tonight and if I've still no heard nout the number will be deleted. Wouldn't trust myself not to text her nonsense if I've had a few. If she doesn't get back to you tonight post it up on here:10900: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Should have got your end away when you had the chance imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I'm giving it until tonight and if I've still no heard nout the number will be deleted. Wouldn't trust myself not to text her nonsense if I've had a few. Where did you meet the c0.c.ktease? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 If I were you, I'd send her a picture of my genitalia and ask if she's horny. Never fails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 If I were you, I'd send her a picture of my genitalia and ask if she's horny. Never fails. Why would he have a picture of your genitals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Baxter Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 If I were you, I'd send her a picture of my genitalia and ask if she's horny. Never fails. Gets John Leslie into a bit off bother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Why would he have a picture of your genitals? 'Cause I tried the same trick on him last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 8, 2009 Author Share Posted December 8, 2009 Where did you meet the c0.c.ktease? At that Karma Nights that used to be Subway. Its quite decent now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 At that Karma Nights that used to be Subway. Its quite decent now. OK, stop right there and step away from the keyboard! BTW it's too early to be drinking on a tuesday:10900: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I'm giving it until tonight and if I've still no heard nout the number will be deleted. Wouldn't trust myself not to text her nonsense if I've had a few. Christ first you don't know whether to text her or not and then you are ready to delete her number because she has went 12 hours without replying to a text??? FFS man up and pester her till she gives in and you get yer hole!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 At that Karma Nights that used to be Subway. Its quite decent now. No bird that goes to Scrubbers would have a bath so she's clearly lying to you mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenbo Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 She is being a c*ck tease - dont delete her number, share it round your mates so they can all make drunken calls and leave lewd messages on her phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 8, 2009 Author Share Posted December 8, 2009 No bird that goes to Scrubbers would have a bath so she's clearly lying to you mate. Haha. That also crossed my mind. Since its changed names the place isn't too bad. Except for someone choring my Nicole Fahri jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 No bird that goes to Scrubbers would have a bath so she's clearly lying to you mate. hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Haha. That also crossed my mind. Since its changed names the place isn't too bad. Except for someone choring my Nicole Fahri jacket. I have no idea who Nicole Fahri is but she probably wanted her jacket back thats all. Trust me, i usually go to get a taxi home on lothian road on a night out and the clientelle that stumble out of that place alongside the faux hardmen because theyve had too many VK Tropicals are embarrassing. There is nearly always a bloody nose in the taxi rank from the neandrathals argueing. The only explanation is that you are one of these people or you are too drunk to notice that the place is pondlife. The girl is probably still in the bath after taking LSD and hallucinating the great barrier reef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 At that Karma Nights that used to be Subway. Its quite decent now. as if this thread couldn't get any funnier if at first you don't succeed; TRY again just keep txting til she gives in:2thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Tick Tock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 fairly expensive stuff, http://www.nicolefarhi.com/category/Nicole+Farhi+mens+NicoleFarhi/Nicole+Farhi.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savage Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 she was clearly drunk and on remembering giving her number to a geek with a birds jacket on she has decided to ignore in the hope he goes away. did anyhting physical happen or did you just say gies your number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 8, 2009 Author Share Posted December 8, 2009 she was clearly drunk and on remembering giving her number to a geek with a birds jacket on she has decided to ignore in the hope he goes away. did anyhting physical happen or did you just say gies your number Aye, we had a necking session. Looks like I've been bumped. Aw well my mates were jealous at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I love these attention seeking threads. So the story is. You failed to pump a dirty, then bragged about it on a forum whilst mentioning you wear expensive jackets. Bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 text her back.... Ask her if she often asks for anal on the first night... As it surprised you at the time. She'll respond, trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Some quality comments on here guys.Must be heading for the classics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Aye, we had a necking session. Looks like I've been bumped. Aw well my mates were jealous at the time. Were numbers exchanged before or after the necking session? Your answer to this question will tell us all we need to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 text her back.... Ask her if she often asks for anal on the first night... As it surprised you at the time. She'll respond, trust me. This is the best advice yet. Guaranteed response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonjambo Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I have no idea who Nicole Fahri is but she probably wanted her jacket back thats all. Trust me, i usually go to get a taxi home on lothian road on a night out and the clientelle that stumble out of that place alongside the faux hardmen because theyve had too many VK Tropicals are embarrassing. There is nearly always a bloody nose in the taxi rank from the neandrathals argueing. The only explanation is that you are one of these people or you are too drunk to notice that the place is pondlife. The girl is probably still in the bath after taking LSD and hallucinating the great barrier reef. Careful Scott - from his username, he may be one of the "top boys" you seek GC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 An update. Text her last night with the usual pish, how you doing? Good night on Sat? Etc. She said she was going for a bath and would text me later. Still waiting. What exactly did you text her? If it was stuff like "how you doing? Good night on Sat?" then no wonder she blew you out. Did at any point you mention that that you had a great time with her, that she is a beautiful lass, and that you would love to see her again? Don't fart around - flattery and directness work almost every time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 8, 2009 Author Share Posted December 8, 2009 Were numbers exchanged before or after the necking session? Your answer to this question will tell us all we need to know. It was after mate. She seemed keen enough at the time, even in the texts she seemed keen. Aw well us men will never understand women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted December 8, 2009 Author Share Posted December 8, 2009 What exactly did you text her? If it was stuff like "how you doing? Good night on Sat?" then no wonder she blew you out. Did at any point you mention that that you had a great time with her, that she is a beautiful lass, and that you would love to see her again? Don't fart around - flattery and directness work almost every time! I did actually say that she was gorgeous and she came back and said your not bad yourself. Im away for a bath. Txt you later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Careful Scott - from his username, he may be one of the "top boys" you seek GC Lol, my topboy thread was epic, so many people got so riled just because I kept on saying 'topboy'! I might start a new one soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I did actually say that she was gorgeous and she came back and said your not bad yourself. Im away for a bath. Txt you later Ok, but you don't know my phone number! Have a nice bath anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 It was after mate. She seemed keen enough at the time, even in the texts she seemed keen. Aw well us men will never understand women. No fears. The good menfolk of JKB understand their women, alright. You're in the right place. Here's what happened. She's acknowledged that the mere thought of having snogged you makes her feel unclean. Sounds like she was gassed on the night and woke up with a vague hope that it had all been a bad dream. She's blown you out; you won't hear from her again. Now's the time to have some other types of fun. Drop her a text saying that the clinic have asked you to contact everyone with whom you've had sexual congress in the last month and advise them to go to their GP for tests. She can't remember how far it went that night so it should work nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboelite Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Classic thread it has to be in there. So far we have had 1. I pulled a bird didnt chance my arm and take her home/hotel/back alley and since then have regretted it and she has sobered up. 2. Did i mention i wore an expensive jacket in a club that is known more for jackeys and big issue sellers and left it somewhere for them to fight over and steal.................did i mention it was expensive. 3. I have text her and she is currently still trying to break the Guinness record for longest bath ever. Im loving it makes me feel that when i was younger i wasnt as stupid about birds as i thought i was when there are people like yourself D&C. Next time you pull and you get a number tell her you dont need it just now and that she can maybe if your interested give you it in the morning when your taking her to the bus stop to get her a bus home if she is any good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 No bird that goes to Scrubbers would have a bath so she's clearly lying to you mate. Forget her, obviously likes her bath more than a good pumping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starsky Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I did actually say that she was gorgeous and she came back and said your not bad yourself. Im away for a bath. Txt you later big opportunity missed she admits an attraction to you then tells you she is about to get naked, what do you do ? wait on her getting out the bath !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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