Angry Haggis Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 17 minutes ago, Sooks said: Yip I like them on the bigger side too mate Good, good for you 👍😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Australis Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 It's a tiny thing, but I just wish as the captain of the club we all love he would let is all know he knows how lucky he is to represent us. The goals are great, but at least look like you know how lucky you are to be here. Sick of the torn face when he scores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Elliott Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 5 minutes ago, Australis said: It's a tiny thing, but I just wish as the captain of the club we all love he would let is all know he knows how lucky he is to represent us. The goals are great, but at least look like you know how lucky you are to be here. Sick of the torn face when he scores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 6 minutes ago, Australis said: It's a tiny thing, but I just wish as the captain of the club we all love he would let is all know he knows how lucky he is to represent us. The goals are great, but at least look like you know how lucky you are to be here. Sick of the torn face when he scores. Crabbit Shankland oot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger Rudi Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Gizmo said: If he's fat, then some of the folk slagging him off are going to be categorised as the size of whales!! Ridiculous shit-stirring. Hibs interlopers I sorta get, as much as they are the saddest pricks on the internet - but Hearts fans feeding this crap need a word with themselves. Shanks looked a tad frustrated last night, granted you would be if you were a bit isolated and the game isn't going our way. He still buried the single decent chance that came his way and is a far better striker than anything Hibs have. His detractors can go piss up a rope. This. He was isolated against Leeds and isolated against St Johnstone until the subs came on. Away from home in Europe, again not enough support, our two recent signings couldn't travel. He's not a great lone target man, he's not got that burst of pace to run in behind either. I'm sure we'll see a different Shanks when Tagawa, Vargas, Boyce and McKay are all up to speed. He looks frustrated rather than disinterested. Not much supply, but he's still getting goals, that's a sign of a decent striker, but of course we already know that. Looking forward to Sunday and a first real competitive look at some of our new guys at Tynie. Edited August 11, 2023 by tiger Rudi Spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle1874 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 10 minutes ago, Australis said: It's a tiny thing, but I just wish as the captain of the club we all love he would let is all know he knows how lucky he is to represent us. The goals are great, but at least look like you know how lucky you are to be here. Sick of the torn face when he scores. Soon as he scored he points to the hearts fans and runs back to get the game started as fast as possible knowing we were in the ascendancy at that point and that’s exactly what I would do don’t give them a second to regroup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Elliott Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 “I’M SO UNHAPPY!!!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 17 minutes ago, Australis said: It's a tiny thing, but I just wish as the captain of the club we all love he would let is all know he knows how lucky he is to represent us. The goals are great, but at least look like you know how lucky you are to be here. Sick of the torn face when he scores. He can have any face he wants when he scores as far as I'm concerned. Some folks are a tad needy. 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAlim Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 As Hearts captain I expect Shankland to greet me at the turnstiles to compliment my attire and present me with a kebab pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Is Back Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 🎼He’s fat He’s round He always wears a frown Shankland Shankland 🎼 There has been some 💩 posted on here over the years but this Shankland is disinterested/doesn’t smile tosh really takes the biscuit. The guys a winner. We’re lucky to have him he’s a class act on and off the pitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Elliott Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 Just now, Dagger Is Back said: 🎼He’s fat He’s round He always wears a frown Shankland Shankland 🎼 There has been some 💩 posted on here over the years but this Shankland is disinterested/doesn’t smile tosh really takes the biscuit. The guys a winner. We’re lucky to have him he’s a class act on and off the pitch. Amen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Australis Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 25 minutes ago, Australis said: It's a tiny thing, but I just wish as the captain of the club we all love he would let is all know he knows how lucky he is to represent us. The goals are great, but at least look like you know how lucky you are to be here. Sick of the torn face when he scores. Recently, not always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 5 minutes ago, BigAlim said: As Hearts captain I expect Shankland to greet me at the turnstiles to compliment my attire and present me with a kebab pie 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Elliott Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Australis said: Recently, not always. Edited August 11, 2023 by Pete Elliott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 48 minutes ago, Debut 4 said: Noticing body language is a human trait. So, if you are watching 22 men running around or focussing on a certain passage of play, or looking away from the play at something off the ball, you may notice body language. You don’t have to go to college to learn it. Been a daft is also a human trait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Australis said: Recently, not always. Away and get yourself to **** 🤣 once again another level of utter pish and drivel Edited August 11, 2023 by kingantti1874 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramrod Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 Some of the old bores on here should get back to slagging the Ultras and give Shankland a rest from it for a wee while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pap Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 Some of the posts today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Australis said: It's a tiny thing, but I just wish as the captain of the club we all love he would let is all know he knows how lucky he is to represent us. The goals are great, but at least look like you know how lucky you are to be here. Sick of the torn face when he scores. What a load of shite. It’s clear to see that a) he loves scoring goals and b) he loves scoring goals for Hearts. He’s not fat either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 54 minutes ago, Pete Elliott said: “I’M SO UNHAPPY!!!” Not just obese then ……… morbid obese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsandonlyHearts Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Australis said: It's a tiny thing, but I just wish as the captain of the club we all love he would let is all know he knows how lucky he is to represent us. The goals are great, but at least look like you know how lucky you are to be here. Sick of the torn face when he scores. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAndrew Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 I just logged on, and I'm assuming it's a case of folk post nonsense on the internet as they love the bites they get. Either that or some letter writers have registered here once they heard the rumour of The Rangers or a Saudi club linked with Shankland and figured that when Shankland is reading Kickback he will think we don't like or rate him and move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Australis said: Recently, not always. Why you quoting your own post and then answering it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozi Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 Hearts fans- he's awfy fat Shankland - 2 goals in 2 games End of debate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, Bozi said: Hibs fans - he's awfy fat Shankland - 2 goals in 2 games End of debate FTFY 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve123 Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 Honestly would not be surprised if he wanted to move, he has seen folk like Nesbitt leave an earn double to tripple his wage. No idea of his family circumstances but is a short career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomaso Posted August 11, 2023 Author Share Posted August 11, 2023 13 hours ago, briever said: Ahhhh the wonders of hindsight - he was having a honking game until his goal. We need to find a way of maximising his talents more. Nothing to do with hindsight. You can criticise his performance but the point is some of the personal shite posted on here was a disgrace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomaso Posted August 11, 2023 Author Share Posted August 11, 2023 2 hours ago, Australis said: It's a tiny thing, but I just wish as the captain of the club we all love he would let is all know he knows how lucky he is to represent us. The goals are great, but at least look like you know how lucky you are to be here. Sick of the torn face when he scores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 44 minutes ago, steve123 said: Honestly would not be surprised if he wanted to move, he has seen folk like Nesbitt leave an earn double to tripple his wage. No idea of his family circumstances but is a short career. We kiddy due soon I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 17 minutes ago, Thomaso said: Nothing to do with hindsight. You can criticise his performance but the point is some of the personal shite posted on here was a disgrace! The personal shite and besmirching of our staff and players by some has always been a disgrace. It's not new. Generally same folk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 1 hour ago, steve123 said: Honestly would not be surprised if he wanted to move, he has seen folk like Nesbitt leave an earn double to tripple his wage. No idea of his family circumstances but is a short career. I think he will have set his sights higher than Nisbet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasquale for King Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 3 hours ago, tiger Rudi said: This. He was isolated against Leeds and isolated against St Johnstone until the subs came on. Away from home in Europe, again not enough support, our two recent signings couldn't travel. He's not a great lone target man, he's not got that burst of pace to run in behind either. I'm sure we'll see a different Shanks when Tagawa, Vargas, Boyce and McKay are all up to speed. He looks frustrated rather than disinterested. Not much supply, but he's still getting goals, that's a sign of a decent striker, but of course we already know that. Looking forward to Sunday and a first real competitive look at some of our new guys at Tynie. Spot on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_A wehatethehibs Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 (edited) 5 hours ago, Malinga the Swinga said: What a crock of shit from start to finish. For groundswell of folk, read as half a dozen Hibs fans who post on here. As usual, they pass off their drivel as 'its my opinion' but really it's just shit stirring. Well it’s my opinion personally, having watched him. You 100% have not seen him in the flesh this season if you think Lawrence Shankland is fully fit at this moment in time. He is 70% fit and that’s generous. Other players are way ahead of him, strictly talking fitness. Edited August 12, 2023 by A_A wehatethehibs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddysBar Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 The Trondheim photo /video request thread was less weird than this one and that’s saying something. Have we always had this amount of total ****wits sharing the planet with us or is it just easier to spot ‘online’ these days? Truly scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAlim Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 Lawrence Shankland is a gift from the heavens. We waited decades for a goal scorer and when he leaves we could well be waiting decades more. Any doubters should kindly direct themselves towards the nearest bin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithian Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 On 10/08/2023 at 16:06, Thomaso said: “Fat” ”Not interested” ”Isn’t trying a leg” ”Terrible Captain” Just some of the absolute shite posted on here by alleged Hearts fans! Played in total isolation with no service but dug us out AGAIN with a cracking goal. So lucky to have him. Long thread with no need to read. This sums it up. Absolutely correct. No player will ever be perfect, but Shankland is a big time player who racks up goals and is one of the best value for price signings Hearts have made in not years but decades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WageThief Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 8 hours ago, Pete Elliott said: 6 hours ago, Thomaso said: Finally some pics! Now we just need some proving how fat he is. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 In the 3 games I’ve seen him this season he’s not been involved as much as he was last season which is maybe frustrating him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scratchy Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 Would it be worth starting a thread about prolific goal scorers that carried a bit o timber... From Andy Ritchie to Ronaldo. There's been a few very good 'fat strikers', I'm sure we can all agree with that!! 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 10 hours ago, kingantti1874 said: Away and get yourself to **** 🤣 once again another level of utter pish and drivel Took the words out of my mouth. Sick of his goals. Sick of it 🤢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodami Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 Shankland going seems to be a Trondheim inspired story, every person I have talked to who says that's the case was in Norway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 2 hours ago, WageThief said: Finally some pics! Now we just need some proving how fat he is. 🤣 Or with a couple of blond Norwegian fans 😇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malinga the Swinga Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 7 hours ago, A_A wehatethehibs said: Well it’s my opinion personally, having watched him. You 100% have not seen him in the flesh this season if you think Lawrence Shankland is fully fit at this moment in time. He is 70% fit and that’s generous. Other players are way ahead of him, strictly talking fitness. 70% fit. Absolutely laughable. Just ****ing laughable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Elwood P Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 12 hours ago, Australis said: It's a tiny thing, but I just wish as the captain of the club we all love he would let is all know he knows how lucky he is to represent us. The goals are great, but at least look like you know how lucky you are to be here. Sick of the torn face when he scores. The pinnacle of the entitlement generation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 9 hours ago, Bazzas right boot said: The personal shite and besmirching of our staff and players by some has always been a disgrace. It's not new. Generally same folk. yep, and don’t even go to the games I’d bet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 8 hours ago, A_A wehatethehibs said: Well it’s my opinion personally, having watched him. You 100% have not seen him in the flesh this season if you think Lawrence Shankland is fully fit at this moment in time. He is 70% fit and that’s generous. Other players are way ahead of him, strictly talking fitness. I was in Perth and watched him and I didn’t think he looked fat or only 70% fit , maybe I need to go to the optician then. I did however realise Beni wasn’t anywhere near ready when he played on Thursday , so no sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 8 hours ago, PaddysBar said: The Trondheim photo /video request thread was less weird than this one and that’s saying something. Have we always had this amount of total ****wits sharing the planet with us or is it just easier to spot ‘online’ these days? Truly scary. frightening. Now someone is having a go saying he doesnae smile enough when he scores 😆😆😆. Jesus wept. It’s actually frightening. Without doubt one of the most important and best players we have had in decades and some folk just have to have something to greet about. They must argue with themselves every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 12 minutes ago, 1971fozzy said: I was in Perth and watched him and I didn’t think he looked fat or only 70% fit , maybe I need to go to the optician then. I did however realise Beni wasn’t anywhere near ready when he played on Thursday , so no sure It's like folk have forgotten how he plays. He's always been quiet slow and can drift in and out of games. Nothing has changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomaso Posted August 12, 2023 Author Share Posted August 12, 2023 11 hours ago, Bazzas right boot said: The personal shite and besmirching of our staff and players by some has always been a disgrace. It's not new. Generally same folk. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheatfieldWarrior Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 47 minutes ago, Bazzas right boot said: The personal shite and besmirching of our staff and players by some has always been a disgrace. It's not new. Generally same folk. A friend of mine told me his decision to retire was in part motivated by this kind of stuff, in his case comments about his weight in the media. The point was that it didn't bother him personally, but it did affect his family, in particular his wife and kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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