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Weakened Offender
26 minutes ago, Francis Albert said:

If you were not gay and/or you confined sex to one partner and could be certain your partner did too, if you were not an intravenous drug user and could afford new and unshared needles after spending all your money and more on the drugs, if you did not need a blood transfusion, were not a sex worker etc …  but perhaps those lives don't matter!

 

 

Jehovah's Witnesses then? 

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Ainsley Harriott
2 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

Great news.

Can’t wait for the tax hike to pay for it.

I'm going to eat 3 days a week in my local cafe to offset my savings against my increased tax. 

 

Seriously though the hospitality industry is on its knees and needs a shot in the arm.

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Just now, Ainsley Harriott said:

I'm going to eat 3 days a week in my local cafe to offset my savings against my increased tax. 

 

Seriously though the hospitality industry is on its knees and needs a shot in the arm.

I agree it’s good news and hopefully it gives them a lift.

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Francis Albert
25 minutes ago, Weakened Offender said:

 

Jehovah's Witnesses then? 

Only if you can avoid the sex abusers within the church. Covered up just as rigorously as other churches do. In fact given their "closed" culture probably more so.

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jack D and coke
14 minutes ago, Ainsley Harriott said:

I'm going to eat 3 days a week in my local cafe to offset my savings against my increased tax. 

 

Seriously though the hospitality industry is on its knees and needs a shot in the arm.

It’s verging on an extinction event for it. It seems a lot of people aren’t getting it yet though. It needs every bit of help the government can throw at it. Yes there’s going to be tax rises but imo it’s a much smaller price to pay for putting an arm around the people and their businesses if it protects them, gives people some breathing space and relives the pressure of finding money to pay bills. 
Mass unemployment will bring much more pain. 
Every single thing the chancellor gives atm should be applauded imo but still see people trying to score political goals, on all sides and it’s cretinous behaviour.

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13 hours ago, Natural Orders said:

Really no accuse to not wear  a face mask

 

even those with some medical conditions can surely wear visors!!

There's a lot of folk with serious mental health issues and learning difficulties that will make mask wearing hugely traumatic and most likely induce a violent episode. 

 

I'm assuming you've never had much experience of people with those issues as you wouldn't have came out with such an idiotic statement. 

 

Twit.

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Francis Albert
1 minute ago, jack D and coke said:

It’s verging on an extinction event for it. It seems a lot of people aren’t getting it yet though. It needs every bit of help the government can throw at it. Yes there’s going to be tax rises but imo it’s a much smaller price to pay for putting an arm around the people and their businesses if it protects them, gives people some breathing space and relives the pressure of finding money to pay bills. 
Mass unemployment will bring much more pain. 

Every single thing the chancellor gives atm should be applauded imo but still see people trying to score political goals, on all sides and it’s cretinous behaviour.

Agreed. I'd add that life would be a lot grimmer if most restaurants, cafes, pubs, coffee shops etc ceased to exist. Which on the evidence of a couple of visits to near empty pubs this week (no more than a dozen customers at peak lunch hour) is likely without support. Half the pubs are still closed.

Little point in having lower taxes and nothing to spend money on.

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jack D and coke
5 minutes ago, Francis Albert said:

Agreed. I'd add that life would be a lot grimmer if most restaurants, cafes, pubs, coffee shops etc ceased to exist. Which on the evidence of a couple of visits to near empty pubs this week (no more than a dozen customers at peak lunch hour) is likely without support. Half the pubs are still closed.

Little point in having lower taxes and nothing to spend money on.

Absolutely👍🏼

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Ainsley Harriott
18 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

It’s verging on an extinction event for it. It seems a lot of people aren’t getting it yet though. It needs every bit of help the government can throw at it. Yes there’s going to be tax rises but imo it’s a much smaller price to pay for putting an arm around the people and their businesses if it protects them, gives people some breathing space and relives the pressure of finding money to pay bills. 
Mass unemployment will bring much more pain. 
Every single thing the chancellor gives atm should be applauded imo but still see people trying to score political goals, on all sides and it’s cretinous behaviour.

Absolutely I live in a small town with cafes/restaurants that are owned by local families. Honest hard working people that need any support we can give. 

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The Real Maroonblood
4 minutes ago, Ainsley Harriott said:

Absolutely I live in a small town with cafes/restaurants that are owned by local families. Honest hard working people that need any support we can give. 

I stay in a reasonably affluent area and I’m hopeful if prices are raised in the local that there won’t be many complaints.

I won’t hold my breath though.

I’ll even drink more just to help them out.😉

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jack D and coke
38 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

I stay in a reasonably affluent area and I’m hopeful if prices are raised in the local that there won’t be many complaints.

I won’t hold my breath though.

I’ll even drink more just to help them out.😉

:food-smiley-004:

Literally craving my local opening again. Looking forward to this weekend like nobody’s fecking business :lol: 

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The Real Maroonblood
Just now, jack D and coke said:

:food-smiley-004:

Literally craving my local opening again. Looking forward to this weekend like nobody’s fecking business :lol: 

:lol:

Also solving the world’s problems.

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jack D and coke
Just now, The Real Maroonblood said:

:lol:

Also solving the world’s problems.

Aw mate I miss my mates and my social life so much, just the general carry on. I see them on the golf course and stuff but it’s not the same.
Sadly a lot of my life is in my local boozer :lol: at the football etc. I’m craving it back. 

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The Real Maroonblood
Just now, jack D and coke said:

Aw mate I miss my mates and my social life so much, just the general carry on. I see them on the golf course and stuff but it’s not the same.
Sadly a lot of my life is in my local boozer :lol: at the football etc. I’m craving it back. 

I’m the same .

Feel guilty about it.😉

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Lots of restrictions lifting over the next few days, particularly like the meeting inside households being relaxed.

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1 hour ago, Francis Albert said:

Agreed. I'd add that life would be a lot grimmer if most restaurants, cafes, pubs, coffee shops etc ceased to exist. Which on the evidence of a couple of visits to near empty pubs this week (no more than a dozen customers at peak lunch hour) is likely without support. Half the pubs are still closed.

Little point in having lower taxes and nothing to spend money on.

There's plenty of stuff to do that doesn't involve pubs, cafes or restaurants. They shut they shut, someone else will take their place. Boo hoo the local cafe has shut. 

Big fecking deal, they can join the rest of 3 million self employed who where shafted by the Bellends of number 10 and 11.

 

 

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Jambo-Jimbo
3 hours ago, SE16 3LN said:

30 million deaths and its easily avoidable you say.

 

I'm not gay, don't sleep around, I've had the same sexual partner for the last 40 years and don't do drugs of any kind, so yeh, easily avoidable.

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Ainsley Harriott

Today's episode of the daily Sturgeon propaganda show contains all the stuff Boris told you already but with a few added face masks.....

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Ainsley Harriott
24 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

I'm not gay, don't sleep around, I've had the same sexual partner for the last 40 years and don't do drugs of any kind, so yeh, easily avoidable.

It's cool if you are and if you do? This is a safe place.

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The Real Maroonblood
Just now, Ainsley Harriott said:

Today's episode of the daily Sturgeon propaganda show contains all the stuff Boris told you already but with a few added face masks.....

You were doing so well today and then post your usual shite.

You’ve let yourself down.

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1 minute ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

You were doing so well today and then post your usual shite.

You’ve let yourself down.

Now now, just because you love the wee woman doesn't mean we all do. 

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Jambo-Jimbo
5 minutes ago, Ainsley Harriott said:

It's cool if you are and if you do? This is a safe place.

 

Not sure I follow you.

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The Real Maroonblood
Just now, Ainsley Harriott said:

Now now, just because you love the wee woman doesn't mean we all do. 

You seem to you forget Scotland is a couple of weeks behind England with COVID-19.

:P

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Ainsley Harriott
Just now, The Real Maroonblood said:

You seem to you forget Scotland is a couple of weeks behind England with COVID-19.

:P

I know that's why I said what Boris already told you. 

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The Real Maroonblood
2 minutes ago, Ainsley Harriott said:

I know that's why I said what Boris already told you. 

Never listen to the slavering erse whenever he appears.

Anyway I’m off to support my local with a few pints of real ale.

🍺

Enjoy your day.

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Ainsley Harriott
5 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

Never listen to the slavering erse whenever he appears.

Anyway I’m off to support my local with a few pints of real ale.

🍺

Enjoy your day.

Good stuff I'm off to sit in front of my laptop you lucky bugger.

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jack D and coke
57 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

There's plenty of stuff to do that doesn't involve pubs, cafes or restaurants. They shut they shut, someone else will take their place. Boo hoo the local cafe has shut. 

Big fecking deal, they can join the rest of 3 million self employed who where shafted by the Bellends of number 10 and 11.

 

 

Why do you come out with shite like this at times? Boo hoo the cafe, the restaurant the pub has shut is someone’s business ffs!! These things make your towns and cities nicer places to live and socialise. We don’t all want to live in ****ing Paisley. 
 

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Jambo-Jimbo

Just a few observations that I've made over the last week or so.

 

Seen people wearing face masks, which cover their mouth only and leave their nose exposed, or are so loose you can see their face from side on, one whose mask was so loose that when she moved her head the mask followed about a second later :laugh: or the old guy who pulled his mask down everytime he spoke to his wife, little point wearing a mask if it's pulled down every few seconds when you speak.

 

But by far the worst was the guy who pulled his mask down, put his hands up to his face and sneezed into his hands, looked at his hands and proceded to wipe them on his jeans :cornette_dog:  and then pulled his mask back up over his face, minging barsteward, I just hope he wasn't away to Asda/Tesco and handiling tins and packets of food with those same minging hands.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

I'm not gay, don't sleep around, I've had the same sexual partner for the last 40 years and don't do drugs of any kind, so yeh, easily avoidable.

Sorry mate, I didn't know anyone could be that unlucky.

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JudyJudyJudy
1 hour ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

I'm not gay, don't sleep around, I've had the same sexual partner for the last 40 years and don't do drugs of any kind, so yeh, easily avoidable.

Straight people also died of AIDS 

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7 minutes ago, JamesM48 said:

Straight people also died of AIDS 

Sadly there are those who still think its a life style choice.

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Jambo-Jimbo
4 minutes ago, SE16 3LN said:

Sorry mate, I didn't know anyone could be that unlucky.

 

Each to their own.

 

1 minute ago, JamesM48 said:

Straight people also died of AIDS 

 

And just like healthy people with no underlying illnesses have died from Covid, then so have straight people have died from aids, of course they have.

 

However if you were gay, had multiple sexual partners with no protection and injected drugs, then you stand a higher chance of catching aids than someone who does/did none of those things.

Exactly the same as if you are old with multiple comorbidities then you are at greater risk of dying from covid than if you are young with no underlying illnesses, but the young still die.

 

That's the point I'm trying to make, nothing about lifestyle choices or anything like that, but risk factors, that's what I'm on about.

 

If I've not come across clearly what I mean, then sorry, but I can't find the words to express it any other way.

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29 minutes ago, SE16 3LN said:

Sorry mate, I didn't know anyone could be that unlucky.

 

😂😂

 

I know, poor guy. Fair play to him though for getting through the day without coffee, I wish I could.

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Jambo 4 Ever
3 hours ago, Normthebarman said:

There's a lot of folk with serious mental health issues and learning difficulties that will make mask wearing hugely traumatic and most likely induce a violent episode. 

 

I'm assuming you've never had much experience of people with those issues as you wouldn't have came out with such an idiotic statement. 

 

Twit.

I do

 

but where possible they should either get others to do the shopping for them or not use public transport unless they really have to

 

just like the rest of us have had to no use transport or go to shops too

 

like it or not, anyone not wearing a mask is putting everyone else’s health at risk 

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1 hour ago, Ainsley Harriott said:

Today's episode of the daily Sturgeon propaganda show contains all the stuff Boris told you already but with a few added face masks.....

 

:cornette: 

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jack D and coke
1 minute ago, vegas-voss said:

That's the redundancies starting to hit now.55k jobs potentially gone just today.

Ach as another poster says boo feckin hoo eh

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4 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Ach as another poster says boo feckin hoo eh

yep, they can easily become self employed

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1 hour ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

Just a few observations that I've made over the last week or so.

 

Seen people wearing face masks, which cover their mouth only and leave their nose exposed, or are so loose you can see their face from side on, one whose mask was so loose that when she moved her head the mask followed about a second later :laugh: or the old guy who pulled his mask down everytime he spoke to his wife, little point wearing a mask if it's pulled down every few seconds when you speak.

 

But by far the worst was the guy who pulled his mask down, put his hands up to his face and sneezed into his hands, looked at his hands and proceded to wipe them on his jeans :cornette_dog:  and then pulled his mask back up over his face, minging barsteward, I just hope he wasn't away to Asda/Tesco and handiling tins and packets of food with those same minging hands.

 

 

 

Carona can't survive without these human vehicles...🗣

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Ainsley Harriott
59 minutes ago, Ray Gin said:

 

:cornette: 

They left out her U Turn on child care hours until later in the day.

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1 hour ago, jack D and coke said:

Ach as another poster says boo feckin hoo eh

If it's a choice between a pub going under or people dying from Covid, the jobs can go. Going by your posts, you're OK with folk dying as long as people can work. Yes? 

 

A pint with your mates or more covid cases? 

Me? I'm sure I'd cope without seeing my mates or have a coffee or beer etc... etc... for a wee bit longer.  

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JudyJudyJudy
2 hours ago, SE16 3LN said:

Sadly there are those who still think its a life style choice.

Yes very true. 

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Enzo Chiefo

Confirmed infections in England down 25% in the last week. Only 1 in 3900 reckoned to be infected. More good news

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Weakened Offender
17 minutes ago, Enzo Chiefo said:

Confirmed infections in England down 25% in the last week. Only 1 in 3900 reckoned to be infected. More good news

 

Good news when it's in England yet when it was falling in a similar way up here you had plenty to moan about. 

 

Scotland's Cringe at its worst. 

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JudyJudyJudy
20 minutes ago, Enzo Chiefo said:

Confirmed infections in England down 25% in the last week. Only 1 in 3900 reckoned to be infected. More good news

Great news 

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JudyJudyJudy

and only 3 people in ICU in all of Scotland hope they pull through 

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Phase 3 is barry.  

Almost out of lockdown completely, but we'll not be back to normal again even after we do come out.

Still have to mask up in busy places and wash hands properly throughout the day.

 

Hope we get even better news in three weeks time.

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