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13 minutes ago, chester copperpot said:

 

 

We are all Craig Levein. I have no connections with Hearts except the guy I work with. 

 

Do u work at harmeny house?

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11 minutes ago, chester copperpot said:

 

 

You really wouldn't say that I'd you knew who it was. I will PM you mate 😂

 

Right I am out this thread. I get loads of snippets. Most turn out to be shite, but this thread is exactly why I don't share much on here. 

Did the chap you're referring too score a late equaliser against Celtic back in the day?😉

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Just now, Zlatanable said:

You and Kevin Twaddle living in Edinburgh Airport is a reality show I would watch.

Could call it different strokes 

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...a bit disco
1 hour ago, chester copperpot said:

I work with an ex Hearts player (folk who I have PM'd will confirm this).

 

I messaged him this:

 

'Can you text Lockey and see if we are close to signing anyone please?'

 

His response was 'Patience big man, tomorrow is a new day'

 

So, I messaged back 'so tomorrow then?'

 

His response was 😂😂😂

 

*******! 

 

Happy to confirm this info is 100% genuine.

 

And the source is impeccable!

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5 minutes ago, ...a bit disco said:

 

Happy to confirm this info is 100% genuine.

 

And the source is impeccable!

Tried to send you 5-1 ×

With said source. If you add me on FB will confirm for defo 

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2 minutes ago, chester copperpot said:

Tried to send you 5-1 ×

With said source. If you add me on FB will confirm for defo 

 

Stopped doing FB. I believe you with the evidence received though!

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1 hour ago, Natural Orders said:

Maybe they just don’t know anything 

Perhaps their sources are part of the frozen out crew

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Dusk_Till_Dawn

You can imagine the phone calls.

 

”Hi, it’s Austin McPhee here.”

 

”Who?”

 

”Used to be assistant manager to Levein and Cathro. Now pretending to be a competent sporting director.”

 

*phone goes dead*
 

Like being invited to a barbecue by Fred West.

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chester copperpot
11 minutes ago, ...a bit disco said:

 

Stopped doing FB. I believe you with the evidence received though!

I think I've sorted it.

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1 minute ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said:

You can imagine the phone calls.

 

”Hi, it’s Austin McPhee here.”

 

”Who?”

 

”Used to be assistant manager to Levein and Cathro. Now pretending to be a competent sporting director.”

 

*phone goes dead*
 

Like being invited to a barbecue by Fred West.

😂

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2 minutes ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said:

You can imagine the phone calls.

 

”Hi, it’s Austin McPhee here.”

 

”Who?”

 

”Used to be assistant manager to Levein and Cathro. Now pretending to be a competent sporting director.”

 

*phone goes dead*
 

Like being invited to a barbecue by Fred West.

I'd go to a BBQ with Fred. Be different 

 

Edit make sure I knew all exits and doors remain unlocked 

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Lord Beni of Gorgie
2 minutes ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said:


Be more fulfilling.

Well,  if he hadn't been barbecued himself 25 year ago  :lol:

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1 minute ago, The Wrinkly Ninja said:

 

That’s Ian Black surely.....

Twaddle is a painter and I'm as tight as 2 coats of paint 

 

Blackie could be the labourer 

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Just now, kimosavi said:

Oh well nothing from the normal ITK guys 

 

Trail has went dead 

 

 

 

Raging you've got no "ITK" scoops for your Real Romanov Twitter account? 

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Just now, kimosavi said:

Twaddle is a painter and I'm as tight as 2 coats of paint 

 

Blackie could be the labourer 

 

Did not know Twaddle was a painter 😂

 

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1 minute ago, The Wrinkly Ninja said:

 

Did not know Twaddle was a painter 😂

 

I didn't know he was a footballer  😧

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Lord Beni of Gorgie
4 minutes ago, dazajmbo said:

 

🤥M 💁‍♂️©️e

:bravo:

 

Catchphrase a favourite show?

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Lord Beni of Gorgie
3 minutes ago, Jambos4life said:

I can work out the Boyce bit but not the rest haha

Big nose, telling a lie+m

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4 minutes ago, combo74 said:

 
does the first bit mean; ballx ballx

 

As in bOllocks...meaning bad news?

The balls are at the top so maybe we have

ballsed up

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11 minutes ago, dazajmbo said:

 

🤥M 💁‍♂️©️e

I'm usually shit at these cryptic clues , but here goes . 

2  strikers signing and 1 of them is Boyce 😇

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Just now, AndyNic said:

I think he's saying 2 year deal...

 

That sounds plausible, I was thinking two players - first one Boyce and he was going to give us a real head-screeatcher for Hermann the German!

 

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5 hours ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said:


The number of decent players who are interested in speaking to us must be minuscule.

 

I remember thinking that when we were in the championship and was amazed at the quality we signed in terms of decent players willing to play in the Championship. And that was when we were in the Championship. We're not even favourites for the drop (yet). Hibs signed McGinn in the Championship. D Utd got Shankland despite him being in demand (allegedly). Players with lots of options may not consider us but for the wages we offer and the likelihood we'd be straight back up or, if we stay up, better in the Premiership next season means we should still be able to sign the decent players our budget can afford.

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1 minute ago, cb1874 said:

This place is about to go into meltdown with that wee titbit from daza

150 pages by midnight:whistling:

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Lord Beni of Gorgie

I'm now thinking Daz headed too many balls at primary school. 

 

Off topic why has the Evening News showing November's news 

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