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24 minutes ago, Dayman said:

😂

I was trying to think of a joke for that but couldn’t! 

 

One of the German coaches says, "Right, on my count, you're going to sprint to the goalmouth and back. 1, 2, 3, Go!!!"

 

Everyone runs and there and back, except Souttar.

 

"What's wrong with you, John?", the Scottish coach asks Souttar.

 

"Nothing", he replies, "it's just that my number is 4".

 

(sorry)

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1 hour ago, Tom Hardy’s Dug said:

By the way are there no other insomniacs on this place?

 

Just had lunch here in Cairns and fighting of temptation for an afternoon nap. 😴

 

Best

 

TW

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3 hours ago, Tom Hardy’s Dug said:

By the way are there no other insomniacs on this place?

 

...or folk that maybe work nightshifts 😴😪😴😪😴

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8 hours ago, redjambo said:

 

One of the German coaches says, "Right, on my count, you're going to sprint to the goalmouth and back. 1, 2, 3, Go!!!"

 

Everyone runs and there and back, except Souttar.

 

"What's wrong with you, John?", the Scottish coach asks Souttar.

 

"Nothing", he replies, "it's just that my number is 4".

 

(sorry)

I laughed but I feel dirty for doing so.

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5 hours ago, Tom Hardy’s Dug said:

Does PG count as a coach still?

 

Wasnt Sievers doing goalie coaching a few days ago?

He was standing with the goalies in the during the shooting drill, and Sievers was beside Stendel nearer the rest of the players. It looked more like a bit of fun, as no coaching was really happening and everyone was having a bit of a laugh, so I can't tell you whoo took the goalie training. PG is definitely still with the first team though.

 

It may just be that Sievers wanted to see all the goalies up close to judge who he could trust.

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26 minutes ago, Dayman said:

He was standing with the goalies in the during the shooting drill, and Sievers was beside Stendel nearer the rest of the players. It looked more like a bit of fun, as no coaching was really happening and everyone was having a bit of a laugh, so I can't tell you whoo took the goalie training. PG is definitely still with the first team though.

 

It may just be that Sievers wanted to see all the goalies up close to judge who he could trust.

Paul Gallagher will be staying as goalkeeping coach I believe one of ex barnsley coaches to come in summer then that is us .

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23 minutes ago, steve123 said:

Paul Gallagher will be staying as goalkeeping coach I believe one of ex barnsley coaches to come in summer then that is us .

Happy enough with that. You'd think that means Sievers has assessed PG and is happy. Then on the recruitment front, you'd think Colt will lead the goalie search.

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11 hours ago, Mr Elwood P said:


Aye, wouldn’t want him in there nurturing another Souttar, Irving or Hickey .... Give it a rest!

FFS

 

Have you not noticed how far he has dragged our club through the sh*t the last 2 or 3 years. 🙄

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15 hours ago, Heartsofgold said:

 

Good point.  Andy Kirk is Irish

No his is not.  We are getting into a Maginnis situation here. 

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42 minutes ago, Tasavallan said:

No his is not.  We are getting into a Maginnis situation here. 

 

Yes he is.  He was born in Belfast.

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58 minutes ago, Heartsofgold said:

 

Yes he is.  He was born in Belfast.

 

Unless Tasavallan is trying to argue that he is "Northern Irish", not "Irish", in which case it might be better not to get ourselves all wrapped up in that.

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42 minutes ago, redjambo said:

 

Unless Tasavallan is trying to argue that he is "Northern Irish", not "Irish", in which case it might be better not to get ourselves all wrapped up in that.


The island is Ireland. All people born there are Irish. Doesn’t matter if they there both in Northern Ireland or Eire.  They are, ethnically speaking, Irish. 

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48 minutes ago, redjambo said:

 

Unless Tasavallan is trying to argue that he is "Northern Irish", not "Irish", in which case it might be better not to get ourselves all wrapped up in that.

 

4 minutes ago, Heartsofgold said:


The island is Ireland. All people born there are Irish. Doesn’t matter if they there both in Northern Ireland or Eire.  They are, ethnically speaking, Irish. 

Oho....here we go......🙈

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Just now, highlandjambo3 said:

 

Oho....here we go......🙈

 

:D I think that Heartsofgold didn't quite see the bit where I wrote "it might be better not to get ourselves all wrapped up in that".

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12 minutes ago, redjambo said:

 

:D I think that Heartsofgold didn't quite see the bit where I wrote "it might be better not to get ourselves all wrapped up in that".


Yup. Being the grandson of an Irishman born in Armagh who fiercely defended his right to be called Irish and British I do bite big time at this. 

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1 minute ago, Heartsofgold said:


Yup. Being the grandson of an Irishman born in Armagh who fiercely defended his right to be called Irish and British I do bite big time at this. 

 

Fair enough, but it wasn't even my own opinion I was espousing. It was just a suggestion as to why @Tasavallan may have written what he did (unless he genuinely didn't know that Andy was born in Belfast). It's over to Tasavallan to come back on and tell us what he was talking about.

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1 hour ago, Natural Orders said:

Anyone there today?

Stendel has taken the day off after the long drive last night and Macphee and Levein are taking training.

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1 minute ago, Notts1874 said:

Stendel has taken the day off after the long drive last night and Macphee and Levein are taking training.

 

 

So will be late afternoon then, thanks.

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4 minutes ago, Dazo said:


players day off, again. 🙄

Would imagine it will be an afternoon session given the fact they would have got back late last night.

Not all of us have that luxury. I got home around 2am and back up for work at 6am :sad:

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1 hour ago, Dazo said:


players day off, again. 🙄

They don't deserve a day off

they should have been in at 8am this morning like everyone else who works

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2 minutes ago, Natural Orders said:

They don't deserve a day off

they should have been in at 8am this morning like everyone else who works

Shut up.

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1 hour ago, Notts1874 said:

Stendel has taken the day off after the long drive last night and Macphee and Levein are taking training.

Not true.

 

Ann Budge has got fed up with them all and has put on her Hearts Ladies tracksuit to take the session

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Just now, Natural Orders said:

excuse me?

 

Why should the players be allowed the day off?

You heard me. I'm sick off your pathetic trolling. That's all you are. You have moved on from posting about Zeefuik to asking what is happening in training every five minutes. You don't give a shit about either. You have slagged off a new signing without even seeing him kick a ball.

 

So i will say it again........shut up.

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7 minutes ago, Natural Orders said:

They don't deserve a day off

they should have been in at 8am this morning like everyone else who works

What time do you reckon they arrived home at?

 

Like everyone else that works I get 2 days off

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24 minutes ago, Notts1874 said:

You heard me. I'm sick off your pathetic trolling. That's all you are. You have moved on from posting about Zeefuik to asking what is happening in training every five minutes. You don't give a shit about either. You have slagged off a new signing without even seeing him kick a ball.

 

So i will say it again........shut up.

 The troll needed that said, so well done, Notts.

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14 hours ago, Natural Orders said:

We should have a day of nothing but shooting practice 

Don't suppose you'd offer to be the target?

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43 minutes ago, Natural Orders said:

excuse me?

 

Why should the players be allowed the day off?

do you really need this answering for yourself? Genuine apologies if you're under 10 years old, or have challenges.

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23 hours ago, Heartsofgold said:

 

Yes he is.  He was born in Belfast.

 

That does not make him Irish.  Belfast is in the United Kingdom.   He was not known as Ulster Andy for nothing.

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2 hours ago, Notts1874 said:

You heard me. I'm sick off your pathetic trolling. That's all you are. You have moved on from posting about Zeefuik to asking what is happening in training every five minutes. You don't give a shit about either. You have slagged off a new signing without even seeing him kick a ball.

 

So i will say it again........shut up.

Bang on. This chump has to go.

 

Mods, come on eh. I'm not one for this usually, but you can see what the guy does and it ruins the board. Get him collared.

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4 hours ago, Notts1874 said:

Stendel has taken the day off after the long drive last night and Macphee and Levein are taking training.

 

Could we not employ a specialised bus driver rather than ask Daniel to drive?

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Just now, redjambo said:

 

Could we not employ a specialised bus driver rather than ask Daniel to drive?

Every £ is a prisoner Red and he does like to be hands on!!

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27 minutes ago, Tasavallan said:

 

That does not make him Irish.  Belfast is in the United Kingdom.   He was not known as Ulster Andy for nothing.

 

He can identify (quite rightly) as British all he wants.  They does not detract from the fact that he was born on the island of Ireland, making him ethnically Irish.  

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5 minutes ago, Heartsofgold said:

 

He can identify (quite rightly) as British all he wants.  They does not detract from the fact that he was born on the island of Ireland, making him ethnically Irish.  

Ex-wife was from Northern Ireland and her and her family all considered themselves Irish

 

Not Southern Irish

Not British Irish

Just Irish

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Heartsofgold said:

 

He can identify (quite rightly) as British all he wants.  They does not detract from the fact that he was born on the island of Ireland, making him ethnically Irish.  

 

I think Tasavallan is conflating "Irish" with Republic of Ireland nationality.

 

I also suspect he won't contemplate correcting this erroneous view. :wink:

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1 minute ago, BelgeJambo said:

Ex-wife was from Northern Ireland and her and her family all considered themselves Irish

 

Not Southern Irish

Not British Irish

Just Irish

 

 

 

This is becoming more and more the norm in NI as well.  Just the hardline Unionists that hold onto the British tag.

 

1 minute ago, redjambo said:

 

I think Tasavallan is conflating "Irish" with Republic of Ireland nationality.

 

I also suspect he won't contemplate correcting this erroneous view. :wink:

 

I suspect you're correct.

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At least he's white, right lads!  Let's not take the thread doon these roads.  Go to the shed with it.

 

This thread is for transfer rumours, puns and my occasion whatever it is.

 

(caveat, I don't do smileys, so you all need to know I don't mean the bit about him being white.  Well, I mean he is white.  But about it mattering)

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