Kyle Lafferty.

[Inch Hearts]

2 minutes ago, dustybin said:

It was his boyhood heroes for crying out loud, would you not have done likewise? 

 

Remember back in the day he shat on his boyclub heroes and left them for nothing when they died?  Let’s not pretend it’s because he loves them. 

[BarneyBattles44]

What a crock of guff 

 

I'm using Rule 11 here 

[BarneyBattles44]

13 minutes ago, BarneyBattles44 said:

What a crock of guff 

 

I'm using Rule 11 here 

 

Just read the Rules. Looks like all JKB rules ripped up

[BarneyBattles44]

8 hours ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

This is the only Lafferty I'd welcome back to Tynecastle. 

 

 

 

Sillyness

[Morgan]

47 minutes ago, BarneyBattles44 said:

 

Sillyness

It really isn’t .

 

@Seymour M Hersh makes a very valid point here.

 

She not your cup of tea, Mr Rubble?

 

[BarneyBattles44]

1 minute ago, Morgan said:

It really isn’t .

 

@Seymour M Hersh makes a very valid point here.

 

She not your cup of tea, Mr Rubble?

 

No Comment

[John Findlay]

14 minutes ago, Morgan said:

It really isn’t .

 

@Seymour M Hersh makes a very valid point here.

 

She not your cup of tea, Mr Rubble?

 

No. The other Lafferty is😂😂😂

[Morgan]

1 minute ago, John Findlay said:

No. The other Lafferty is😂😂😂

Oh John!

 

You like them 7 foot tall?

[Morgan]

14 minutes ago, BarneyBattles44 said:

No Comment

Shock.

[John Findlay]

1 minute ago, Morgan said:

Oh John!

 

You like them 7 foot tall?

Only Amazonian females

[Morgan]

1 minute ago, John Findlay said:

Only Amazonian females

But of course.

 

 

[Satsumo]

Quality thread.

 

Would read again.

[Morgan]

2 minutes ago, Satsumo said:

Quality thread.

 

Would read again.

Original.

 

[Victorian]

21 minutes ago, BarneyBattles44 said:

No Comment

 

Yep.  Try that for a bit.    

[Satsumo]

1 minute ago, Morgan said:

Original.

 

Much like the bickering on here when a certain few think they are custodians of the board.

 

Some people would just like to read about the topic 

[Dallas Green]

6 hours ago, Forever Hearts said:

Yip. Definitely Sevcoitis. I prescribe a week away from mad Phil's blog and all Celtic forums. Come back and see me if it hasn't cleared up. 😀👍

 

You are a bit obsessed with Celtic forums mate. Tone it down.

[BarneyBattles44]

2 hours ago, John Findlay said:

No. The other Lafferty is😂😂😂

 

Big Daffs not amused

[Forever Hearts]

6 hours ago, Dallas Green said:

 

You are a bit obsessed with Celtic forums mate. Tone it down.

I'm not and I barely mention them on here. 👍

[HoChiMinter]

16 hours ago, Gashauskis9 said:

**** knows what she sees in the prick.  😔

 

Maybe it’s the size of his flute 🤔

[Dallas Green]

26 minutes ago, Forever Hearts said:

I'm not and I barely mention them on here. 👍

Okie dokie

[Special Officer Doofy]

7 hours ago, Dallas Green said:

 

You are a bit obsessed with Celtic forums mate. Tone it down.

 

He is, isn’t he. Suspect he has a wee soft spot for them and projects to try and hide it.

[gjcc]

9 hours ago, John Findlay said:

Only Amazonian females

 

Weird taste. But ok.  

 

Spoiler

 

Edited August 9, 2019 by gjcc

[Jammy T]

On 07/08/2019 at 14:15, Dallas Green said:

 

 

 

Yeah I suppose that would make sense. I didn't know he was still getting money from Norwich.

 

£30k a month I think

[Dallas Green]

1 hour ago, Icon of Symmetry said:

 

He is, isn’t he. Suspect he has a wee soft spot for them and projects to try and hide it.

 

That's what I'm thinking too.

[Forever Hearts]

Columbo and Ironside are on the case. 

[red]

Yesterday was proof that Uche is Jimmy White and Lafferty and Washington would be a great fit for us at this moment

[goldie83]

4 minutes ago, red said:

Yesterday was proof that Uche is Jimmy White and Lafferty and Washington would be a great fit for us at this moment

We can’t mate. Sorry. Too many snowflakes out there may be upset that a Ned might bring a Union Jack or sing a song they don’t like......or even worse maybe upset the opposing fans! The horror! never mind our team will be top of the bottom half come the end of the season. P.S - I’m not saying for one second he would save the day I’m just saying he would help. On a side note if Hearts wanted me back and offering me more money than I was on at Hamilton I’d be off also.

[SectionN]

4 minutes ago, goldie83 said:

We can’t mate. Sorry. Too many snowflakes out there may be upset that a Ned might bring a Union Jack or sing a song they don’t like......or even worse maybe upset the opposing fans! The horror! never mind our team will be top of the bottom half come the end of the season. P.S - I’m not saying for one second he would save the day I’m just saying he would help. On a side note if Hearts wanted me back and offering me more money than I was on at Hamilton I’d be off also.

If he was too come back, it would potentially help Levein as the fans want him back. Take the pressure off ever so slightly. 

[Hearts1975]

1 minute ago, SectionN said:

If he was too come back, it would potentially help Levein as the fans want him back. Take the pressure off ever so slightly. 

Personally I am linking the 2 “other interesting things” that CL refers to as a keeper and I suspect lafferty is the 2nd one 

 

just seems a bit co-incidental after levein  saying there would be no more signings and after getting in a CM that something else appears on the horizon .. and after KL saying he wants back. Could be wrong though. 

[Roxy Hearts]

Get him in. He has presence, attitude and goals! 

[StevenNaismith]

He’s the exact thing this team needs right now. We are too nice.

[Armageddon]

I think he's coming back and I would be over the moon.

[goldie83]

9 minutes ago, StevenNaismith said:

He’s the exact thing this team needs right now. We are too nice.

and this is all the way through the club. Let’s get winners and villains on the park with a wee bit of bite. Add the work rate of a Washington, the fearlessness of a Souttar and class of a Naismith and we’ll be on our way again.

[jambonian]

It's quite strange really. Decided to pick up a ticket for the game yesterday after not renewing my season ticket so went along, watched what I was watching and there was a thought about mid-way through the second half that this was the type of game that Lafferty may well have been the difference between 1 point and 3. I'm in no way saying that he would be the answer but, it does make you think. I watched Uche in that second half and he looked completely out of breath, slow and cumbersome. I thought that maybe Levein will replace him and give Keena a chance to try something different. I was shocked when he brought someone else on instead. Does this guy not care that we don't score goals? Some interesting forward options yet few of them have looked anywhere near capable of sticking the ball in the net so far this season and I include Washington. Seems more obsessed with trying to nullify the opposition and out-think his rival manager than encourage the team to get in about it, all guns blazing. I wasn't bothered if Lafferty came back or not, but now it's getting to the stage where I couldn't give a stuff about the "baggage" that comes with him. Just sort something out Levein for the sanity of yourself and everyone else, even if it's not Lafferty. Isn't Cummings still at Hearts training and getting fit? He'll likely get up to speed, sign for someone else and knock us out of a Cup or score a winning goal or two against us in important league games. Yes, it's actually getting that bad folks that any other options could be better than the utter tripe we're being force-fed with. And I never thought we'd be so desperate for something, anything!

Edited August 11, 2019 by jambonian

[Bainy]

Release uche and get him in. Uche as much as I like the guy is abysmal. 

[goldie83]

8 minutes ago, Armageddon said:

I think he's coming back and I would be over the moon.

This quote is going to get me through the week. No idea if you have any ITK knowledge but for this week, for me anyway you Armageddon are Laff’s big brother for Goldie83!

[Forever Hearts]

2 minutes ago, Bainy said:

Release uche and get him in. Uche as much as I like the guy is abysmal. 

He plays like a Cambridge United reserve. 

[goldie83]

4 minutes ago, Bainy said:

Release uche and get him in. Uche as much as I like the guy is abysmal. 

Guy sitting next to me yesterday to stop giving him a hard time as he’s a quality player and were lucky to have him and he was being deadly serious. My reply was he is a shocking football player. Strong as an Ox yes but as a football player shocking. I believe this guy gives his all but so far away from a Hearts player. Darren Beckford comes to mind........

[OTT]

7 minutes ago, goldie83 said:

Guy sitting next to me yesterday to stop giving him a hard time as he’s a quality player and were lucky to have him and he was being deadly serious. My reply was he is a shocking football player. Strong as an Ox yes but as a football player shocking. I believe this guy gives his all but so far away from a Hearts player. Darren Beckford comes to mind........

 

I think we're just not using him right, Uche is unbelievably limited in his ability, but plenty of players have made it to the top doing one thing exceptionally well. He needs some time out of the microscope as an impact sub. Guarantee if you've been chasing Naisy and Washington for 70 minutes the last thing you're going to want is to start wrestling with the big man, especially if he's not knackered and can actually do some running too.

 

He's here, we need to try and find a way of playing that suits him. I thought he paired well with Lafferty in the Celtic game before Laff left. 

 

We need Kyle Lafferty so badly its painful. I actually think bringing him in might buy Levein some breathing room. 

[Famous 1874]

Imagine not wanting him back. Uche is ****ing pony. 

[Firefox]

Aye! lets get Lafferty in so we can give him pelters the first time he has a crap game. At the end of last season everyone was singing Uche's praises and now suddenly hes Tom Kite.  He's actually a very dangerous forward if he's played in the correct position and not just used as a big target man for hoofball. Running at defenders he is very dangerous,and when he's been used that way he's caused problems for defences and lays on goals for other people. Lafferty's goad against Celtic is a prime example.  Hearts have a track record of signing players that have scored goals for other teams but failed to score for us because we don't use them properly.

 

 

[Forever Hearts]

2 minutes ago, Famous 1874 said:

Imagine not wanting him back. Uche is ****ing pony. 

He supports Rangers and likes scoring against Celtic. That's too much for a lot of the snowflakes on here. 

[goldie83]

4 minutes ago, OTT said:

 

I think we're just not using him right, Uche is unbelievably limited in his ability, but plenty of players have made it to the top doing one thing exceptionally well. He needs some time out of the microscope as an impact sub. Guarantee if you've been chasing Naisy and Washington for 70 minutes the last thing you're going to want is to start wrestling with the big man, especially if he's not knackered and can actually do some running too.

 

He's here, we need to try and find a way of playing that suits him. I thought he paired well with Lafferty in the Celtic game before Laff left. 

 

We need Kyle Lafferty so badly its painful. I actually think bringing him in might buy Levein some breathing room. 

Yeah you make a fair point. Squad player at best. Once upon a time folk on here thought he was good enough for the EPL! Cause he bullied some Inverness and Cowdenbeath defenders. Oh yeah and he set up a certain someone’s winner against Celtic.......

[OTT]

3 minutes ago, goldie83 said:

Yeah you make a fair point. Squad player at best. Once upon a time folk on here thought he was good enough for the EPL! Cause he bullied some Inverness and Cowdenbeath defenders. Oh yeah and he set up a certain someone’s winner against Celtic.......

 

If we don't sign Lafferty its not a football decision IMO and that is unforgivable. 

[Sir Gio]

2 minutes ago, OTT said:

 

If we don't sign Lafferty its not a football decision IMO and that is unforgivable. 

Why have Rangers binned him. Because he admitted himself he doesn't train well and that is a football decision 

[goldie83]

2 minutes ago, OTT said:

 

If we don't sign Lafferty its not a football decision IMO and that is unforgivable. 

Fully agree. Deal till the end of the season and take it from there. Absolutely no reason not to sign the guy.

[Victorian]

Where do people think the money arrives from to make all these costly looking contracts?      From the club operating on a commercially minded basis.     Which people don't seem to like very much.       A strange bunch.

[MoncurMacdonaldMercer]

7 minutes ago, Victorian said:

Where do people think the money arrives from to make all these costly looking contracts?      From the club operating on a commercially minded basis.     Which people don't seem to like very much.       A strange bunch.

 

correct

 

and we use our scarce resources so prudently - no money wasted in our commercially minded business - no sir none at all

[Roxy Hearts]

31 minutes ago, Firefox said:

Aye! lets get Lafferty in so we can give him pelters the first time he has a crap game. At the end of last season everyone was singing Uche's praises and now suddenly hes Tom Kite.  He's actually a very dangerous forward if he's played in the correct position and not just used as a big target man for hoofball. Running at defenders he is very dangerous,and when he's been used that way he's caused problems for defences and lays on goals for other people. Lafferty's goad against Celtic is a prime example.  Hearts have a track record of signing players that have scored goals for other teams but failed to score for us because we don't use them properly.

 

 

"goad" great Freudian slip. 🤣

[Victorian]

3 minutes ago, MoncurMacdonaldMercer said:

 

correct

 

and we use our scarce resources so prudently - no money wasted in our commercially minded business - no sir none at all

 

If you're suggesting that some of our expenditure has been less than fruitful then I agree.     But that's not the point as you may well already be aware of.