TyphoonJambo Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 2 hours ago, primrose said: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S8H-a8HTQL8#fauxfullscreen Uche Uche Uche Uche ........... Would love us to get that chant together for the big man. He would be blown away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Agent Dale Cooper Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 10 minutes ago, maroonsgotop said: exactly how I feel about him. Gives absolutely everything. Also seems to be a genuinely nice guy who want to improve and is good at listening. Uche Uche Uche Uche na na na na na na Preferred that to the young team's "We all hate Jambos Kickback" chant yesterday. Wanted to cry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Buck Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Born to win football matches. I love him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmaroon Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 2 hours ago, jambo-in-furness said: His his goal yesterday, did anyone else think that his "headed" goal actually came off his shoulder/chest, I was sort of in line with it and would swear it wasn't his head that made connection with the ball. Just an observation, it didn't stop me celebrating. No way that ball flew in from 17 yards off a shoulder. It was a powerful flick of the neck muscles and a great header! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammy T Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 (edited) We do need to extend his contract before Xmas IMO. Cant leave it to end of season/next summer I want him longer than 2 years and if we can’t keep him he could earn us a fortune. Edited August 26, 2018 by Jammy T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queensferryjambo Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 He is looking great so far. Really liking him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everybody Loves Baz! Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 3 hours ago, TypoonJambo said: Would love us to get that chant together for the big man. He would be blown away. To the tune of C'mon and do the Congo. Doot do dooooo Big Uche Ik-pee-eza Doot do dooooo He puts them on the floor. Doot do dooooo Big Uche Ik-pee-eza Doot do dooooo He's the size of a ******* Door. I'll looking for ma coat.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Muddie Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Spoiler 7 hours ago, ri Alban said: Billy Thomson is raging. We need a kickback emoticon for that one :btrage: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, Stephen Muddie said: Hide contents We need a kickback emoticon for that one :btrage: Most definitely. Bez posted a belter of a close up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muldoon74 Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Sorry in advance, first try at one of these... To the tune of Copacabana... His name is Uche, Ichpeaaaazu, We'll let the grass grow, And he'll run the whole show, If Uches a starter he'll hurt your wee farter.. He is a class above, he fills the Hearts with love... Ichpeaa-zuuuu Reading that back its terrible. But hey, worth a bash! (coat was on while typing...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorgiegus Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 He is gonna hurt someone in that dugout one time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeylandJambo Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Just watched all the Premier League highlights and Uche is going to cause every defence serious problems this season. Naismith could score a barrowload off the knockdowns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Lifetime contract. He's going to be here for our entire 10-in-a-row! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Jambo Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 15 minutes ago, Sarah O said: Lifetime contract. He's going to be here for our entire 10-in-a-row! This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozi Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 On 25/08/2018 at 23:01, Deans Jambo said: Someone on Twitter said "Levein looks like someone just opened a packet of fizzy Haribo" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 16 hours ago, Jammy T said: We do need to extend his contract before Xmas IMO. Cant leave it to end of season/next summer I want him longer than 2 years and if we can’t keep him he could earn us a fortune. Is his contract 2 years or a 2+1 if it suits us type deal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japanjambo Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 The big man is a breath of fresh air. Works his socks off every match. It doesn't always come off for him, and he will have games like the Dunfermline one, but he never stops trying, and never gives up. Love him to bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Just watched his goal. An absolute beauty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 The goal: Even more impressive, his play to help release Naismith just moments later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 (edited) 10 hours ago, The Real Maroonblood said: Just watched his goal. An absolute beauty. Most strikers that wasn't even a chance. For him, terrific header and it hit the back of the net. Seen enough to say he's going to be huge for us this season Edited August 27, 2018 by rudi must stay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 On 27/08/2018 at 02:47, gorgiegus said: He is gonna hurt someone in that dugout one time... That's what I thought. If I was Craig and saw him charging towards me I'd run away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldChampions1902 Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 That was an absolutely incredible header. Anyone who has played football knows just how difficult that was to execute. Hardly a whimper in the MSM in giving the big man credit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkishcap Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Just watched the goal on Sportscene and wow what a sublime header from a great cross, this guy is worth his weight in gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomac Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 18 minutes ago, Turkishcap said: Just watched the goal on Sportscene and wow what a sublime header from a great cross, this guy is worth his weight in gold. Agree, even if that is a lot of gold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonningtonJambo Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Big man arm wrestling akinfenwa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JME Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 15 minutes ago, BonningtonJambo said: Big man arm wrestling akinfenwa Really enjoyed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Uche is absolutely unplayable. He needs to add goals of his own on a more consistent basis but he is creating so much space for others. He must be a dream to play beside because he'll take 2-3 men out of the game every attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E6 Inc Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 He's the perfect 'big' striker to lead the line. Great in the air, can hold it up brilliantly, runs the channels, good touch, can bring others into play. I'd rather have Uche than Lafferty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4marsbars Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 13 minutes ago, Bauld said: Uche is absolutely unplayable. He needs to add goals of his own on a more consistent basis but he is creating so much space for others. He must be a dream to play beside because he'll take 2-3 men out of the game every attack. Dont mind if he scores no goals all season. He makes things happen. Fantastic display. Second half he was desperate to score when he’d have been better laying it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Jersey_HMFC Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 This boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Dan Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 He was fouled all game. The attic the opposition have to adopt is one up his backside and an other backing into him. How that is not a foul is beyond me. Then if that fails they pull him, slap him and rugby tackle him and still it’s rarely a foul for him invariably it’s against him. Is it any wonder he get frustrated and annoyed. The beauty is he tears them apart and leaves them for dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ministry of Football Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Funds should be found to extend this guys contract. If he continues to play like this he will attract serious interest in January. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Love this guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigC Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 hour ago, 4marsbars said: Dont mind if he scores no goals all season. He makes things happen. Fantastic display. Second half he was desperate to score when he’d have been better laying it off. This. He doesn’t need to get on the score sheet himself to prove his worth. What he does for the team is there for all to see! It must be an absolute dream for the rest of them. I mentioned that he looked too desperate to score and the guy next to me said “probably a bit of inexperience”. I said “nah, Lafferty was very experienced and he shot when there were better options regardless of the score. If Uche only does it when we are 4-1 up I’ll take that.” Love the guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Appears Scottish refs (surprise surprise) have no idea how to ref him. Absolutely clueless. Craig wil have to make public statements pretty soon to explain the tules. In a lighthearted way of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 minute ago, jonnothejambo said: Imagine what he will do to Hanlon and McGregor. I almost feel sorry for them......almost. If I were these two I would get the Pampers and the Tenas on because when big Uche is done with them they won't know what is coming out of where. The veritable tsunami of wind, pish and shite. Feckin vermin trollops. The Hibs' fans will no doubt scream for a foul at every opportunity as they regularly do at Fester Road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kila Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 A frustrating day for him, with shots not really coming off the boot right and ref giving him nothing despite two players holding onto him at times. He still contributes massively on days like that, and his pace is frightening. At full stride, he is like a cheetah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 More sinned against than sinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Internet Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 He needs to be the victim of actual criminal acts to get a free kick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 hour ago, 4marsbars said: Dont mind if he scores no goals all season. He makes things happen. Fantastic display. Second half he was desperate to score when he’d have been better laying it off. I thought the exact same after today. If he plays like that every week, I couldn’t care if he doesn’t score again all season - he’ll cause so many problems that the team will score loads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie1980 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Just realised why the guy on Sportscene highlights got his name wrong His name is pronounced Ikypeezu in Gaelic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tokyowalnut Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Better for the team than Lafferty. His first touch and hold up play is excellent, also has good feet for a big lad ? The frustrating thing is he'll get nothing from refs, but I think he's been told that. Doesn't over react, gets up and goes again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 (edited) At one point today he was in an actual headlock and didn't get the foul. Also had his jersey nearly pulled over his head. No foul. Edited September 1, 2018 by Jamhammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albishop Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 On 28/08/2018 at 19:39, BonningtonJambo said: Big man arm wrestling akinfenwa Akinfenwa slams Kim K. Feel slightly disappointed after clicking on the link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JALBO Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 27 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Imagine what he will do to Hanlon and McGregor. I almost feel sorry for them......almost. If I were these two I would get the Pampers and the Tenas on because when big Uche is done with them they won't know what is coming out of where. The veritable tsunami of wind, pish and shite. Feckin vermin trollops. Hibs will be painting the away changing room pink before our next visit to Easter Road. It'll have zero affect in Big Uche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BackOfTheNet Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Each and every game he’ll take two defenders (at least) with him at all times. This frees up space and my word don’t Naismith and MacLean know how to use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, JALBO said: Hibs will be painting the away changing room pink before our next visit to Easter Road. It'll have zero affect in Big Uche. We've made the pink bus shelter a fortress, they'll be playing into our hands if they do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 A slight tinge of sadness hit me today when I realised that a bid we can’t refuse will come in January for the big guy if he keeps this up. He’s as good as any big striker I’ve seen in maroon in my time. He’s unique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bighenry Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 He must be an absolute dream to play alongside. I love the big man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts007 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 the bit of skill near the end where he nut megged the guy but didn't get free kick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.