Hybrid Pitch

[Tazio]

1 hour ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

2nd fairway at Silverknowes?

More like the 17th green.

[Coburg Hearts]

4 hours ago, Cade said:

 

Is it Verdun?

Or is it Tynecastle?

Hard to tell.

I knew Easter Road couldn't handle the extra-time yesterday. 😉

[Mr Brightside]

Pitch looked much better today, when I was at the stadium tour. Will be fine by next home game. 

[highlandjambo3]

14 hours ago, Cruyff Turn said:

FFS......Someone has nicked the white lines..... what next!

[ƒιѕнρℓαρѕ]

2 hours ago, highlandjambo3 said:

FFS......Someone has nicked the white lines..... what next!

 

****ing booooooooooooooooooo!

[milky_26]

2 hours ago, highlandjambo3 said:

FFS......Someone has nicked the white lines..... what next!

the photoshop skills were not up to adding the white lines

[Rudolf]

They've clearly not heard our pitch has been destroyed...

 

https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/article/tynecastle-to-host-scotland-u21-games

[Jamboelite]

44 minutes ago, Rudolf said:

They've clearly not heard our pitch has been destroyed...

 

https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/article/tynecastle-to-host-scotland-u21-games

Will no one think of the poor grass ffs.

[Pans Jambo]

2 minutes ago, Jamboelite said:

Will no one think of the poor grass ffs.

Well exactly!!!

 

I am beginning to think that Tynecastle was redeveloped purely to as a money making venture. 

 

Shocking!!!

[Nobreath]

1 hour ago, Rudolf said:

They've clearly not heard our pitch has been destroyed...

 

https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/article/tynecastle-to-host-scotland-u21-games

 

 

Edited August 21, 2019 by Nobreath

[Shanks]

On 18/08/2019 at 20:51, farin said:

Pitch looked like this today. 

 

 

Still not great but looking much better.

[hughesie27]

On 18/08/2019 at 20:51, farin said:

Pitch looked like this today. 

 

Aye the grass is seemingly coming back but we have totally lost the majority of the stripes on that side of the pitch as a result. Absolute joke.

[The Treasurer]

2 hours ago, Rudolf said:

They've clearly not heard our pitch has been destroyed...

 

https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/article/tynecastle-to-host-scotland-u21-games

FFS

First a concert, now they're renting out our pitch to play football on !!!

[2205ian]

On 18/08/2019 at 20:51, farin said:

Pitch looked like this today. 

 

Selective angle taken.......what about the corner at Section N

[credit card]

A cat peed on my front lawn 2 weeks ago. It looked terrible and burned a hole in the grass. Now though - it looks fab again and like the Tynie pitch at the start of the season. Just a wee handful of grass seed and West Lothian weather and bingo! Mind you that cat hasn't been seen for a while and there's a few Chinese restaurants nearby.

[Thomaso]

5 hours ago, hughesie27 said:

Aye the grass is seemingly coming back but we have totally lost the majority of the stripes on that side of the pitch as a result. Absolute joke.

 

The grass is still too bare for stripes.......

 

 

😜

[Kiwidoug]

5 hours ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

I know. It's a feckin disgrace. What's the number for thon plane rental place again ? 

 

Next thing they will be doing is having players from the Far East playing on it. 

 

I'm telling you, anarchy is just around the corner.

And wummin Jonno.  Wummin.  You'll think I'm having you on but Mad Budge has started a wummin's team.

 

Place has become a shambles.

[RobNox]

7 minutes ago, Kiwidoug said:

And wummin Jonno.  Wummin.  You'll think I'm having you on but Mad Budge has started a wummin's team.

 

Place has become a shambles.

 

Wummin you say?  It's an outrage!

 

Running around in their high heels, ruining our £1m pitch.  What's the world coming to?

[Kiwidoug]

16 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

Tell ye mate. Yer better off 12k miles away in the land of the long white cloud.

 

A place where men are men and sheep are nervous. 

 

If an All Blacks women's team play rugby do they do The Haka or The Hackett. 

 

Only kidding, Doug

 

Do you knowJonno, I've no idea what the women do.  I gave up on rugby completely when Rupert Murdoch said all the games had to be played at night to suit his TV interests.

 

While I'm an ardent supporter of women's football I have no time for women's rugby or league.

 

As for the sheep, you're just jealous.

[Coburg Hearts]

2 hours ago, credit card said:

A cat peed on my front lawn 2 weeks ago. It looked terrible and burned a hole in the grass. Now though - it looks fab again and like the Tynie pitch at the start of the season. Just a wee handful of grass seed and West Lothian weather and bingo! Mind you that cat hasn't been seen for a while and there's a few Chinese restaurants nearby.

Its number was up....probably No. 51 on the menu. 

[credit card]

Hehe

[Heartsofgold]

11 minutes ago, farin said:

 

Thats fine too. 😉

 

 

Oh dear.  What pish are the foamers going to rant about now that the pitch is looking in good nick again.

[Thomaso]

9 minutes ago, Heartsofgold said:

 

Oh dear.  What pish are the foamers going to rant about now that the pitch is looking in good nick again.

 

Foaming about “foamers”. 🤔

[Heartsofgold]

3 minutes ago, farin said:

 

I’m sure they’ll find something. 😄👍🏻

 

Oh I have no doubt in their abilities to do so farin!!!

[2205ian]

2 hours ago, farin said:

 

Thats fine too. 😉

 

Thanks......looking good again

[Jambof3tornado]

Amazing how ****ed up the pitch could be and recover so well.

 

When is the next concert/boxing match/ufc cage fight???

[Justin Z]

20 minutes ago, Jambof3tornado said:

Amazing how ****ed up the pitch could be and recover so well.

 

The beauty of the hybrid... and worth every piña colada.

[Jambof3tornado]

2 minutes ago, Justin Z said:

 

The beauty of the hybrid... and worth every piña colada.

Think it was liverpool who had the hybrid for 10 years before having to replace it. The cost over that time makes it very good value for money.

[CloustonHMFC]

 

[heartsfc_fan]

20 minutes ago, DarioHMFC said:

 

👌

 

Pitch is broken but. This has been photoshopped but.

 

In all seriousness that looks fantastic. And still a week of good weather to come before the next game.

[Pans Jambo]

25 minutes ago, DarioHMFC said:

 

Those grey seats under the badge in the wheatfield annoy me. Must have ran out of maroon ones. 

[milky_26]

27 minutes ago, DarioHMFC said:

 

the lamps are destroying the pitch

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Carl Weathers]

2 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said:

Those grey seats under the badge in the wheatfield annoy me. Must have ran out of maroon ones. 

 

Stadium looks so scruffy with the discoloured seats. 

[gjcc]

Looks a bit TOO green if you ask me. 

[CloustonHMFC]

3 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said:

Those grey seats under the badge in the wheatfield annoy me. Must have ran out of maroon ones. 

I seriously hope one of our next infrastructure projects is to replace the seats in the rest of the stadium. In my opinion the seats in the other 3 stands bring down a fantastic looking stadium. No doubt you’ll have people complain we’re missing out on signings because of the cost though. 

[Cruyff Turn]

1 hour ago, DarioHMFC said:

 

The groundsman is a perfectionist. 👌

 

It’ll be like a carpet by the time Hamilton come for a skelping. 

[gorgie rd eh11]

 

 It will be disappointing for some but the pitch looked perfect tonight.

[Dayman]

55 minutes ago, DarioHMFC said:

I seriously hope one of our next infrastructure projects is to replace the seats in the rest of the stadium. In my opinion the seats in the other 3 stands bring down a fantastic looking stadium. No doubt you’ll have people complain we’re missing out on signings because of the cost though. 

Even just group them all together and put them in front section that’s covered by the banner that separates the sets of fans. Or shove them in the top away end corner of the away fans out of the way. 

[RobNox]

1 hour ago, DarioHMFC said:

 

 

That's a disgrace, huge bright yellow patches on the £1m pitch!

 

 

[CJGJ]

I have never understood why no cover has been fitted over the seats...most of the time they could be covered without any impact and removed on match days

[hereford_hearts]

3 minutes ago, Dayman said:

Even just group them all together and put them in front section that’s covered by the banner that separates the sets of fans. Or shove them in the top away end corner of the away fans out of the way. 

Naw, just put them in the Roseburn next time one of the arse cheeks come to play. They will destroy them, and their club will have to play for shiny new maroon ones 😃😃😃

[gorgie rd eh11]

Pitch is fine. Let's whine about the seats.

[CJGJ]

2 minutes ago, gorgie rd eh11 said:

Pitch is fine. Let's whine about the seats.

You should always seek for perfection......pitch fixed, stand built, fittings and fixtures completed in the new stand.....time to fix the 'small' projects re the stadium

[Dayman]

5 hours ago, BarneyBattles said:

 

Do you mean individual seat covers that would take hours to put on and remove or one big massive cover that would cover every seat in each of the four stands and would need an army of transformers to put on and take off as well as an amazon warehouse size storage facility?

 

not trying to be a smart arse but struggling to think of an easy way to cover the seats and not sure what the point would be either. 

Maybe like a massive set of blinds? 

[Der Kaiser]

Can the floodlight supports be painted?

 

Its incredulous this isn't the first item on Leveins media conferences. 

[johnthomas]

9 hours ago, hereford_hearts said:

Naw, just put them in the Roseburn next time one of the arse cheeks come to play. They will destroy them, and their club will have to play for shiny new maroon ones 😃😃😃

Think you should be made stadium manager

[davemclaren]

9 hours ago, CJGJ said:

I have never understood why no cover has been fitted over the seats...most of the time they could be covered without any impact and removed on match days

That’s a lot of covering and a lot of effort to put on and then remove, for very little gain. 

[Jamboelite]

10 hours ago, CJGJ said:

I have never understood why no cover has been fitted over the seats...most of the time they could be covered without any impact and removed on match days

If you've never understood why this hasnt been done i’d suggest BB covers most of this off.

 

 

[TheBigO]

10 hours ago, Cruyff Turn said:

The groundsman is a perfectionist. 👌

 

It’ll be like a carpet by the time Hamilton come for a skelping. 

Shag?

[Mikey1874]

On 21/08/2019 at 14:54, hughesie27 said:

Aye the grass is seemingly coming back but we have totally lost the majority of the stripes on that side of the pitch as a result. Absolute joke.

 

12 hours ago, DarioHMFC said: