Harry Potter Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Bez said: Harsh mate. I thought my songs were a highlight. ? Lol bud, think the lads need half a chance, just ripped to bits on here, St Mirren game will be make or break, maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 I think the young team would prefer to be criticised than people making up songs ! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Boab said: I think the young team would prefer to be criticised than people making up songs ! ? We can do both: Oh the SSO, Oh the SSO, They sing and chant, and they make Ann rant, Oh the SSO... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboJen Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 3 hours ago, Bez said: Or: David Vanacek, David Vanacek, He’s six foot four, standing on the floor, David Vanacek. Ben Garuccio Ben Garuccio He scores free-kicks And he hates the Hibs Ben Garuccio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haken Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 11 minutes ago, Bez said: We can do both: Oh the SSO, Oh the SSO, They sing and chant, and they make Ann rant, Oh the SSO... And there were folks who thought you only played the maraccas and danced! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Maybe we could have our own version of the Will Grigg song... New pitch on fire, Pyro means kids are terrified! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 17 minutes ago, Frank1874 said: Maybe we could have our own version of the Will Grigg song... New pitch on fire, Pyro means kids are terrified! ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 (edited) Osman is a player, he’s awesome on the deck, He’s scoring goals for fun, and that’s without a neck, If he had more vertebrae, he’d leave defenders in a wreck, He’s Osman Sow from Gorgie, and his favourite artist’s Beck. Edited August 23, 2018 by Bez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 3 hours ago, Frank1874 said: Maybe we could have our own version of the Will Grigg song... New pitch on fire, Pyro means kids are terrified! Pyro's on fire, Singing Sections getting fried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 You let your club die, You let your club diiiiie, Kyle Lafferty - you let your club die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larbert_jambo Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 His name is big Uche Hes the king of the north He plays at Tynecastle just over the Forth The signing was risky, He'll knock players down The Gorgie Boys are in town! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolkeith Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 For when Sow signs again. To the tune of KWS - please don’t go his name is Osman Sow and I want you to know that I’m gonna give him my loving the minute he scores us a goal Osman Sow, sow oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh, Osman Sow Osman Sow, sow oh oh oh, oho oh oh oh oh, Osman Sow ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 3 hours ago, Bez said: Osman is a player, he’s awesome on the deck, He’s scoring goals for fun, and that’s without a neck, If he had more vertebrae, he’d leave defenders in a wreck, He’s Osman Sow from Gorgie, and his favourite artist’s Beck. "Awesome". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, peter_hmfc said: "Awesome". Okay then. He's Osman Sow he loves a goal he scores them just for fun, He rams it up the Hibees he rams it up the Hun, He rams it up the Celtic and St Mirren too, Say he hates the IRA he'll ram it right up you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 10 minutes ago, peter_hmfc said: "Awesome". I like it ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Do I honestly have to say that my song suggestions are not entirely serious? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 25 minutes ago, Bez said: Do I honestly have to say that my song suggestions are not entirely serious? ? What ??? how do wi distinguish are anything non IRA related the non-serious ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 On 18/08/2018 at 20:17, Frank1874 said: I see. Sorry HP ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 8 minutes ago, sadj said: What ??? how do wi distinguish are anything non IRA related the non-serious ones? It’s gonna take a bit of subtlety, sadj, I ain’t gonna lie to you, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Just now, Bez said: It’s gonna take a bit of subtlety, sadj, I ain’t gonna lie to you, mate. Im sticking with the Bobby Zlamal is in our goal... change Lafferty is our number nine to we dont have a number nine No IRA no f***** blood etc no smoke bombs etc , won’t be popular but.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 minute ago, sadj said: Im sticking with the Bobby Zlamal is in our goal... change Lafferty is our number nine to we dont have a number nine No IRA no f***** blood etc no smoke bombs etc , won’t be popular but.... Maybe Osman Sow can hate the Nordic Resistance Movement (NRM)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 2 hours ago, sadj said: What ??? how do wi distinguish are anything non IRA related the non-serious ones? 2 hours ago, Bez said: It’s gonna take a bit of subtlety, sadj, I ain’t gonna lie to you, mate. It’s a fine line. One mistake and boom! All gone. Tricky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Did hear the same KL song being belted out at ibrox tonight. Mini Hearts lot that they are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 8 minutes ago, Morgan said: It’s a fine line. One mistake and boom! All gone. Tricky. One thing I’ve noticed is that you usually have to over-explain subtle jokes on here nowadays, whereas you used to just be able to leave it sitting there and you knew some folk would pick up on it. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Vladimir of Romanov Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 The club really should be explaining how all new signings feel about the IRA. Perhaps we can include a loves / hates caption in all scarf above head pics? Or they could be more subtle and ask if they like to holiday in Gibraltar? ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bez said: One thing I’ve noticed is that you usually have to over-explain subtle jokes on here nowadays, whereas you used to just be able to leave it sitting there and you knew some folk would pick up on it. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFC-chris Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Oh osman sow he ****ing hates provos oh words can’t describe when we see him in maroon and white he hates mcginn, bobby sands is ****ing thin... Leave the rest up to the young team. **** kickback ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboJen Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 4 hours ago, sadj said: Im sticking with the Bobby Zlamal is in our goal... change Lafferty is our number nine to we dont have a number nine No IRA no f***** blood etc no smoke bombs etc , won’t be popular but.... Osman Sow's our number nine... And mine from the other thread: Sow (Sow) Always believe in your goals You have the power, you know Your left foot is magica-a-al Always believe i-in Osman Sow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 ''Osman Sow hates Vidkun Quisling'' To the tune of Yellow Submarine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShedBoy Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Walking away it’s the Lafferty way Walking away it’s the Lafferty way Oui? Non? ?????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolkeith Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Think we’re running out of players that rhyme with the IRA now that Cowie and Lafferty are away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartan74 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 53 minutes ago, Koolkeith said: Think we’re running out of players that rhyme with the IRA now that Cowie and Lafferty are away. Uche? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 12 hours ago, Bez said: One thing I’ve noticed is that you usually have to over-explain subtle jokes on here nowadays, whereas you used to just be able to leave it sitting there and you knew some folk would pick up on it. ? Sometimes it’s best to just leave it hanging. The ones who don’t catch on will just keep digging a deeper hole and looking more silly, and others will watch on and enjoy the show. I’m a show watcher, me. 12 hours ago, Frank1874 said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUTOL Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 28 minutes ago, Morgan said: Sometimes it’s best to just leave it hanging. The ones who don’t catch on will just keep digging a deeper hole and looking more silly, and others will watch on and enjoy the show. I’m a show watcher, me. Are you Billy Davies or Tommy Sheridan ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, SUTOL said: Are you Billy Davies or Tommy Sheridan ? Tommy. I’m very tanned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff the Mince Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Voyeurism on Kback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Geoff the Mince said: Voyeurism on Kback JKB. From singing to watching in one thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Gorgie Loyal and StalkHEARTS: Brothers in arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 21 minutes ago, farin said: I think these folk would like the more traditional songs to be sung, Interesting reading. ? Sure there was a comment on there about wanting the terraces back to the days of violence amongst other things which im guessing those involved have never seen. I’d imagine if they were in amongst the violence in the days like us older lot were and they saw someone attacked with a knife , cleaver etc or shot wi a gun they’d absolutely **** themselves. Interesting who follows and are followed by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, sadj said: Sure there was a comment on there about wanting the terraces back to the days of violence amongst other things which im guessing those involved have never seen. I’d imagine if they were in amongst the violence in the days like us older lot were and they saw someone attacked with a knife , cleaver etc or shot wi a gun they’d absolutely **** themselves. Interesting who follows and are followed by. Maybe they are a mixture of seedy looking old tweed waistcoat wearing weirdos who love hanging around teenage boys, and fat dead-eyed bigots? At least, that’s the sort of image I get in my head when I think who these types might be. This was posted by someone who has stood on the terraces as a kid and a teenager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 39 minutes ago, sadj said: Sure there was a comment on there about wanting the terraces back to the days of violence amongst other things which im guessing those involved have never seen. I’d imagine if they were in amongst the violence in the days like us older lot were and they saw someone attacked with a knife , cleaver etc or shot wi a gun they’d absolutely **** themselves. Interesting who follows and are followed by. I followed Hearts regular since 74/75 (semi regular nowadays due to my shifts) and I've seen plenty violence but have never seen anyone attacked with a knife, cleaver or gun. Not saying no one wasn't but I never seen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDonald Jardine Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 (edited) 44 minutes ago, sadj said: Sure there was a comment on there about wanting the terraces back to the days of violence amongst other things which im guessing those involved have never seen. I’d imagine if they were in amongst the violence in the days like us older lot were and they saw someone attacked with a knife , cleaver etc or shot wi a gun they’d absolutely **** themselves. Interesting who follows and are followed by. How many times did you see someone shot on the terraces? Edited August 24, 2018 by MacDonald Jardine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 14 minutes ago, MacDonald Jardine said: How many times did you see someone shot on the terraces? Used to happen every week back in the old days, stepping over bodies on the way out was a pain in the arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Oliver Twist said: Used to happen every week back in the old days, stepping over bodies on the way out was a pain in the arse. Was the blood getting splashed on the yellow laces in my Docs that pissed me off, could never get the stains out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, bikerjambo said: Was the blood getting splashed on the yellow laces in my Docs that pissed me off, could never get the stains out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I mean, who wants a return to the bad old days of shotgun-wielding paedophiles!? It may have been acceptable in the 70’s but it’s time to move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 26 minutes ago, bikerjambo said: I followed Hearts regular since 74/75 (semi regular nowadays due to my shifts) and I've seen plenty violence but have never seen anyone attacked with a knife, cleaver or gun. Not saying no one wasn't but I never seen it. Im not talking about Hearts casuals in particular. Im talking football violence in general. I stand by my comment they yearn for days of fighting at grounds it seems and if they saw some of what really goes on they’d prob **** themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDonald Jardine Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Nookie Bear said: I mean, who wants a return to the bad old days of shotgun-wielding paedophiles!? It may have been acceptable in the 70’s but it’s time to move on. According to some on here we now have a bigger paedophile problem with the singing section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDonald Jardine Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Just now, sadj said: Im not talking about Hearts casuals in particular. Im talking football violence in general. I stand by my comment they yearn for days of fighting at grounds it seems and if they saw some of what really goes on they’d prob **** themselves You stand by your comment about knives, cleavers and guns? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, MacDonald Jardine said: According to some on here we now have a bigger paedophile problem with the singing section. I think some people should think before they post such comments on a public forum. These things are never as anonymous as we like to think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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