MacDonald Jardine Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 1 minute ago, ri Alban said: Wm never uses them, then moans like feck. Okay. Was any of my post actually wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Just now, MacDonald Jardine said: Okay. Was any of my post actually wrong? Don't know or care anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuldReekie444 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, ri Alban said: Don't know or care anymore. cheery Scottish Nationalist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstruck Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, AuldReekie444 said: cheery Scottish Nationalist Oxymoron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuldReekie444 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Thunderstruck said: Oxymoron. Biggest field of onshore Oxymoron in the British Isles. Would generate £5 Billion pounds of export duty. Edited July 7, 2018 by AuldReekie444 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstruck Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Just now, AuldReekie444 said: Biggest field of onshore Oxymoron in the British Isles. Sssh! It’s a secret field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuldReekie444 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Thunderstruck said: Sssh! It’s a secret field. mouth shut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstruck Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Just now, AuldReekie444 said: mouth shut Good man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 7 minutes ago, Thunderstruck said: Oxymoron. 5 minutes ago, AuldReekie444 said: Biggest field of onshore Oxymoron in the British Isles. Would generate £5 Billion pounds of export duty. Taxing thundies Astroturfing should pay for the NHS. The 'National' health service, oh no, all those nazi nurses and doctors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuldReekie444 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Just now, ri Alban said: Taxing thundies Astroturfing should pay for the NHS. The 'National' health service, oh no, all those nazi nurses and doctors. the mackerels are loud in my head mother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff the Mince Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, AuldReekie444 said: the mackerels are loud in my head mother Should your name not be Always Reeking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuldReekie444 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Just now, Geoff the Mince said: Should your name not be Always Reeking please dont tell on me Geoff The Mince Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff the Mince Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, AuldReekie444 said: please dont tell on me Geoff The Mince All good here . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuldReekie444 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Geoff the Mince said: All good here . please geoff, im climbing up a wall made of 15 years of cheap lager i have made it to above the booze shop. What are you after mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff the Mince Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, AuldReekie444 said: please geoff, im climbing up a wall made of 15 years of cheap lager i have made it to above the booze shop. What are you after mate Chateau el Buckfast (chilled) perfect for a summers night . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuldReekie444 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Geoff the Mince said: Chateau el Buckfast (chilled) perfect for a summers night . done. also a crate of Dunns River Nurishment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstruck Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 31 minutes ago, ri Alban said: Taxing thundies Astroturfing should pay for the NHS. The 'National' health service, oh no, all those nazi nurses and doctors. I would bring back back the dog licence - that could go to paying for cleaning the mountains of crap deposited on the streets. Just think of the money to be raised from wee schemie dugs - the ones that run like they have a twisted chassis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDonald Jardine Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 3 hours ago, ri Alban said: Don't know or care anymore. What's your point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 19 hours ago, Ministry MK2 said: Some of the list are perceived injustices. Just one example, I don’t see public sector pay freeze and necessarily an “injustice”. However you do. We perceive it differently. You said it was an injustice. Its not. Its a feckin disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 The biggest lie to date. Brexit means Brexit!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 The chronology of Tory lies. Friday evening - the cabinet are united behind this proposal. Sunday evening - **** this I'm offski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 55 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said: The chronology of Tory lies. Friday evening - the cabinet are united behind this proposal. Sunday evening - **** this I'm offski. Remember we’re all in it together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Pm Boris, deputy DD, foreign Sec Jake Rees Morg, Home Sec Liam Fox, Cancellor Ids, Tea boy Michael Gove. Scottish Prefect Tank boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 1 minute ago, ri Alban said: Pm Boris, deputy DD, foreign Sec Jake Rees Morg, Home Sec Liam Fox, Cancellor Ids, Tea boy Michael Gove. Scottish Prefect Tank boy. What could possibly go wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 1 minute ago, The Real Maroonblood said: What could possibly go wrong. Everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 31 minutes ago, ri Alban said: Pm Boris, deputy DD, foreign Sec Jake Rees Morg, Home Sec Liam Fox, Cancellor Ids, Tea boy Michael Gove. Scottish Prefect Tank boy. Probably more accurate than you realise. Apart from Gary tank commander. Shes rated only by herself and the Scottish press. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said: Probably more accurate than you realise. Apart from Gary tank commander. Shes rated only by herself and the Scottish press. She's been guaranteed a safe seat in England for GE Sept 2018. Edited July 9, 2018 by ri Alban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Tory guns pointed at one another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Sobering. And this woman's tale is not at all unusual in Dickensian Tory Britain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, shaun.lawson said: Sobering. And this woman's tale is not at all unusual in Dickensian Tory Britain. Quite a moving story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 22 hours ago, ri Alban said: Tory guns pointed at one another. Boris running away like a wee school boy, pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joondalupjambo Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 22 hours ago, ri Alban said: Tory guns pointed at one another. 7 minutes ago, Harry Potter said: Boris running away like a wee school boy, pathetic. Nope think he is going back behind the front line to pick up more ammo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 On 7/7/2018 at 18:52, AuldReekie444 said: Biggest field of onshore Oxymoron in the British Isles. Would generate £5 Billion pounds of export duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notts1874 Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Not a Tory lie as such but this Junior Minister has resigned and had the whip taken from him, and when you read the story the pun was very much intended. Its extra funny for me as this boy is my local MP ????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Hunky Dory said: They really are the most depraved, vacuous, bunch of overprivileged tosspots in the world. He's not done a lot wrong there, tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notts1874 Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 30 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: He's not done a lot wrong there, tbh. I just laughed when I read it. Not shocked in the slightest having met him. Ive certainly had fun In the pub laughing at the old Tories trying to defend him??,?. God knows what the texts say that can't be published. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 24 minutes ago, Hunky Dory said: Probably not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Notts1874 said: God knows what the texts say that can't be published. One can imagine So you've met this chap? Your weekend dinner engagements list must be as debased as mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notts1874 Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Just now, Governor Tarkin said: One can imagine So you've met this chap? Your weekend dinner engagements list must be as debased as mine. I know. Yep met him on a few occasions in the past three or four years through work. Never asked me to send him scuddy pics??. I would have been to the papers for a fortune ??. As an aside the lady in question in a well kent face around town so to speak so don't buy her disgust about all this. She has got the payday she was looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Notts1874 said: I know. Yep met him on a few occasions in the past three or four years through work. Never asked me to send him scuddy pics??. I would have been to the papers for a fortune ??. As an aside the lady in question in a well kent face around town so to speak so don't buy her disgust about all this. She has got the payday she was looking for. Ah well. Lassie gets her pay-day and 20 mis of fame = win. Married Tory Minister gets his cheap thrills = win. The common man gets to mock and feel morally superior = win. Maybe life isn't a zero sum game after all. The only loser here appears to be you with your lack of scuddy photo request texts. Maybe next time, Notts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Hunky Dory said: Public discourse is ******. It has been, but as a consequence of the utter shitshow in terms of basic communication that we're going through at the moment I expect it to improve massively. You can fool some of the people some of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 Why are politicians allowed on social media? Mind you this is just someone releasing private texts from one adult to another for financial gain as far as I am aware. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 Tories now forced into admitting they deliberately renaged on the vote pairing convention but are twisting and turning. Trying to justify themselves by making bizarre distictions between long term and short term pairing circumstances. Something previously unknown by anyone. Pulled a fast one. Lied about it being a mistake. Found out. Forced to admit they cheated. Haven't apologised for lying about it. Invented a make believe difference between two different types of pairing agreements. Beyond contempt. Lower than a worm's bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Type 31 Frigates anyone??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstruck Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 31 minutes ago, Pans Jambo said: Type 31 Frigates anyone??? Did you read beyond headlines? Someone made an a**e of procurement process which means it will be re-run. This from Janes gives a succinct summary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 7 hours ago, Thunderstruck said: Did you read beyond headlines? Someone made an a**e of procurement process which means it will be re-run. This from Janes gives a succinct summary. Aye but that wont help the 9 million folk who rely on MOD contracts in Scotland. Scotland will now lose 40% of its gdp without these mod contracts. Think of the children... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstruck Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Pans Jambo said: Aye but that wont help the 9 million folk who rely on MOD contracts in Scotland. Scotland will now lose 40% of its gdp without these mod contracts. Think of the children... Oh good, you are now thinking of the children. So, are you about to reveal how many lost jobs, how big a tax rise, how severe a cut in public spending, how much disadvantage to the vulnerable or how lengthy a period of austerity would be “worth it” to make your Indy dream come true? Or, does that remain in your “too difficult to answer” category of questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 15 minutes ago, Thunderstruck said: Oh good, you are now thinking of the children. So, are you about to reveal how many lost jobs, how big a tax rise, how severe a cut in public spending, how much disadvantage to the vulnerable or how lengthy a period of austerity would be “worth it” to make your Indy dream come true? Or, does that remain in your “too difficult to answer” category of questions. So wheres the “state of the art Frigate factory” that we were promised for the Clyde? Same as all the other Westminster lies & pish you lot invest in. Complete BS. Your glorious leader in waiting Jacob Reece millionaire fancy pants mogg said there may be no benefit to the UK from Brexit for 50 years. Hope you are stockpiling tins of spam & beans. Vulnerable aye? Just send em doon yhe food bank. Its the tory way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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