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Brick Tamland
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22 hours ago, EH11_2NL said:

Are you pretty much guaranteed your Nat King on Plenty Of Fish? Asking for a friend obviously 😶

100% yes

 But there is a very high chance of meeting Ms Needy, Ms Mental, Ms Bunny-Boiler and a Miss West Lothian first round loser. 

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Samuel Camazzola
56 minutes ago, Brick Tamland said:

100% yes

 But there is a very high chance of meeting Ms Needy, Ms Mental, Ms Bunny-Boiler and a Miss West Lothian first round loser. 

And one from Dalgety Bay! 😂

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Lovecraft
3 hours ago, milky_26 said:

what the hell are you doing with cars?

Knocking women unconscious.

 

 

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EH11_2NL
1 hour ago, Brick Tamland said:

100% yes

 But there is a very high chance of meeting Ms Needy, Ms Mental, Ms Bunny-Boiler and a Miss West Lothian first round loser. 

Friend is more interested in meeting Ms Absolutely do anything you want clarty.

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Brick Tamland
1 hour ago, EH11_2NL said:

Friend is more interested in meeting Ms Absolutely do anything you want clarty.

She’ll be there but may be strongly related to one of the others 

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Brick Tamland
1 hour ago, Samuel Camazzola said:

And one from Dalgety Bay! 😂

Another strong possibility 😂

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JackLadd

Male dominated most of these sites. 9 to 1 on tinder, not worth the bother. 

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theshed
3 hours ago, Cruyff said:

Get on all the sites, badoo, tinder, pof, they're throwing themselves at you mate, you don't have to do anything, sit back, watch the likes come in and pick your victim(s) . :laugh2: 

 

Wish I was single again 😓😓

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Greedy Jambo

Check all these wanks talking about me, this place is a freak show. 

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weegranty

Online dating is not for me,18 year married,25 years together in total.Anyway a work mate is late 50's,at least 25 stone,has about 3 teeth and his wife has left him.He has joined Zoosk and has been very busy this last couple of weeks meeting up with all sorts,fair play I say.

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theshed
7 hours ago, weegranty said:

Online dating is not for me,18 year married,25 years together in total.Anyway a work mate is late 50's,at least 25 stone,has about 3 teeth and his wife has left him.He has joined Zoosk and has been very busy this last couple of weeks meeting up with all sorts,fair play I say.


wife probably left him for someone she met online 

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Sarah O
7 hours ago, weegranty said:

Online dating is not for me,18 year married,25 years together in total.Anyway a work mate is late 50's,at least 25 stone,has about 3 teeth and his wife has left him.He has joined Zoosk and has been very busy this last couple of weeks meeting up with all sorts,fair play I say.

Who needs lockdown.

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iantjambo
9 hours ago, Space Pirate said:

Check all these wanks talking about me, this place is a freak show. 


A piece of advice, straight from the playground...

 

If you can’t take it. Don’t dish it out :)

 

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8 hours ago, weegranty said:

Online dating is not for me,18 year married,25 years together in total.Anyway a work mate is late 50's,at least 25 stone,has about 3 teeth and his wife has left him.He has joined Zoosk and has been very busy this last couple of weeks meeting up with all sorts,fair play I say.


Well if you’ve been married for 18 years and together 25, then I certainly hope online dating isn’t for you :lol:

 

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Whatever
10 hours ago, Space Pirate said:

Check all these wanks talking about me, this place is a freak show. 


You could always **** off.

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weegranty
3 hours ago, iantjambo said:


Well if you’ve been married for 18 years and together 25, then I certainly hope online dating isn’t for you :lol:

 

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Governor Tarkin
3 hours ago, Whatever said:


You could always **** off.

 

:jj:

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Samuel Camazzola
On 10/05/2020 at 22:58, Cruyff said:

I've just been too busy! 

Yep. :whistling:

I will take one for the team and break the lockdown when im finished my work. 

Then i'll be be motorboating those badboys. 

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It's all gone quiet. Did it turn out to be more Jordi and less Johann? 

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Cruyff
1 minute ago, Samuel Camazzola said:

It's all gone quiet. Did it turn out to be more Jordi and less Johann? 

Nah, still going fine. I've been speaking to a few lassies.

 

I avoid single mums, chavs, orange bird types etc...

So the lassies i speak to are pretty well educated, sensible types and are not willing to break the lockdown. 🤷😢

 

That said, I'm meeting Dolly Parton tomorrow 🙈

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Greedy Jambo
21 minutes ago, Cruyff said:

Nah, still going fine. I've been speaking to a few lassies.

 

I avoid single mums, chavs, orange bird types etc...

So the lassies i speak to are pretty well educated, sensible types and are not willing to break the lockdown. 🤷😢

 

That said, I'm meeting Dolly Parton tomorrow 🙈

 

😂 Nothing worse than an oompa loompa with painted on eyebrows.

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Samuel Camazzola
27 minutes ago, Cruyff said:

Nah, still going fine. I've been speaking to a few lassies.

 

I avoid single mums, chavs, orange bird types etc...

So the lassies i speak to are pretty well educated, sensible types and are not willing to break the lockdown. 🤷😢

 

That said, I'm meeting Dolly Parton tomorrow 🙈

What about the breed Kyle Walker has sniffed out? Willing to breach a lockdown but may cost you. 😂

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Cruyff
1 hour ago, Space Pirate said:

 

😂 Nothing worse than an oompa loompa with painted on eyebrows.

Absolutely rank. Thankfully, birds dressing up as oompa loompa's was a bit before my time.. 

1 hour ago, Samuel Camazzola said:

What about the breed Kyle Walker has sniffed out? Willing to breach a lockdown but may cost you. 😂

What, Prozzies? Nah. If i had Kyle Walkers money though, then most guys would i suppose. He can afford 10's on his salary. 

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Greedy Jambo
32 minutes ago, Cruyff said:

Absolutely rank. Thankfully, birds dressing up as oompa loompa's was a bit before my time.. 

What, Prozzies? Nah. If i had Kyle Walkers money though, then most guys would i suppose. He can afford 10's on his salary. 

 

I cannae wait till i'm as old as you. I'm still having to deal with these love island loving cronies. 

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2 hours ago, Space Pirate said:

 

😂 Nothing worse than an oompa loompa with painted on eyebrows.

A mate from Swansea calls them wotsits. They’re orange and taste funny. 

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3 hours ago, Cruyff said:

Nah, still going fine. I've been speaking to a few lassies.

 

I avoid single mums, chavs, orange bird types etc...

So the lassies i speak to are pretty well educated, sensible types and are not willing to break the lockdown. 🤷😢

 

That said, I'm meeting Dolly Parton tomorrow 🙈


Hopefully the Dolly’s ain’t the only things Parton. 

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Cruyff
45 minutes ago, Space Pirate said:

 

I cannae wait till i'm as old as you. I'm still having to deal with these love island loving cronies. 

You don't have too. 😂 

6 minutes ago, gjcc said:


Hopefully the Dolly’s ain’t the only things Parton. 

:yas:

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1 hour ago, gjcc said:


Hopefully the Dolly’s ain’t the only things Parton. 

:rudiyas:

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Morgan
On 16/05/2020 at 20:43, Space Pirate said:

 

I cannae wait till i’m as old as you. I'm still having to deal with these love island loving cronies. 

Mr @Cruyff is younger than you.

 

 

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Cruyff
2 hours ago, Morgan said:

Mr @Cruyff is younger than you.

 

 

In age, maybe. :rolleyes:

 

Met Dolly today. There was no Parton, i doubt there will be until the lockdown is over..... She's proper... Privately educated... Too good for me, had to stick my phone voice on.. 🙄 but I must have made an impression because she's meeting me tomorrow again. 🙈

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Cruyff

I don't know if this online dating stuffs good or not. It seemed great to finally be single after years and then meet all these different burds but the bit where you have to let them down is just awful, I think you need to be a special kind of heartless ******* to do this. :laugh2: It's not nice being the bad guy. 

 

Maybe im just too nice and they're all just needy crazy mentalists. 🤷

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On 18/05/2020 at 00:14, Cruyff said:

In age, maybe. :rolleyes:

 

Met Dolly today. There was no Parton, i doubt there will be until the lockdown is over..... She's proper... Privately educated... Too good for me, had to stick my phone voice on.. 🙄 but I must have made an impression because she's meeting me tomorrow again. 🙈

 

On 18/05/2020 at 00:14, Cruyff said:

In age, maybe. :rolleyes:

 

Met Dolly today. There was no Parton, i doubt there will be until the lockdown is over..... She's proper... Privately educated... Too good for me, had to stick my phone voice on.. 🙄 but I must have made an impression because she's meeting me tomorrow again. 🙈

 

Playing "hide the sausage" then?

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