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RobNox Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 On 13/03/2024 at 09:45, JudyJudyJudy said: Anyone else having trouble with these nicotine patches? Mine melt as soon as I light them You are awful, but I like you! Sorry, just a reference to your latest avatar, which takes me back to my youth, but is probably lost on our younger viewers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 8 hours ago, RobNox said: You are awful, but I like you! Sorry, just a reference to your latest avatar, which takes me back to my youth, but is probably lost on our younger viewers! Loved his comedy too . Watched him as a kid as well . Loved “ are you being served “? 😂as well and les Dawson always made me really laugh too . Seemed a lovely guy as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 I was at a football match in Germany recently, an evening kick off. It wad a great occasion, then just when the second half started, the floodlights failed and plunged the stadium into total darkness. The stadium announcer asked over the PA for all the men in the crowd to stand up. I wondered what was happening until I remembered, many Hans make lights work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 6 hours ago, superjack said: I was at a football match in Germany recently, an evening kick off. It wad a great occasion, then just when the second half started, the floodlights failed and plunged the stadium into total darkness. The stadium announcer asked over the PA for all the men in the crowd to stand up. I wondered what was happening until I remembered, many Hans make lights work! That was an unashamedly crap joke .... exactly as the thread topic required! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 6 hours ago, Maple Leaf said: That was an unashamedly crap joke .... exactly as the thread topic required! Hold my pint.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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milky_26 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 people say Switzerland doesn't have much going for it, though their flags a big plus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 On 26/03/2024 at 09:13, JudyJudyJudy said: Loved his comedy too . Watched him as a kid as well . Loved “ are you being served “? 😂as well and les Dawson always made me really laugh too . Seemed a lovely guy as well The first comedian/comedy actor to invent so many characters like bovver boy, the vicar, Mandy etc., way long before Harry Enfield and the like did similar. The film in which he plays most of his characters (Ooh, you are awful), is brilliantly funny. The outtakes from his show are classic, just looks like they're having a ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Just now, JWL said: The first comedian/comedy actor to invent so many characters like bovver boy, the vicar, Mandy etc., way long before Harry Enfield and the like did similar. The film in which he plays most of his characters (Ooh, you are awful), is brilliantly funny. The outtakes from his show are classic, just looks like they're having a ball. Yep he was a great comedian and actor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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I P Knightley Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 The clocks going forward always confuses me. I'd forgotten that today is April Fools Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tazio Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Husband: My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Garda Station: What is her height? Husband: Ara jaysus, I'm not sure. About 5 or 6 feet. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Middling. Sergeant: Colour of eyes? Husband: Sort of browny bluey green I think. Never really noticed. Sergeant: Colour of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember. Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly. Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in? Husband: She went in my BMW Sergeant: What kind of BMW was it? Husband: (sobbing) BMW F82 M4 550bhp Ambient Lighting pack, Front and outer rear heated seats, Valcona leather - Lunar silver + super sport seats, 3 spoke heated sports leather multifunction steering wheel with paddle shift, LED Matrix headlights with high beam assist, Pearlescent paint, BMW drive select, BMW parking system plus with front and rear sensors, Audible and visual fasten seat belt warning - front and rear, Cruise control, Driver's information system, MMI SD card Navigation, Mobile telephone preparation, PAS, Service interval indicator, 3 point seatbelts on all seats, ABS-EBD, ASR traction control, Curtain airbags, Driver and passenger airbags, Driver-front passenger side airbags, Electromechanical parking brake, Electronic stability control, Front passenger airbag deactivation, Hill hold assist, Tyre pressure monitoring system, Warning triangle and first aid kit, Anti theft alarm, Anti-theft wheel bolts, Immobiliser, Keyless Start, Remote central locking, BNW music interface, Auxiliary input socket, DAB digital radio module, MMI Radio plus with CD player and bluetooth interface, SD card slot, USB connection, 12V power in rear centre console, 4 way electric lumbar support, 4 zone climate control, Aluminium door sill trims, Black cloth headlining, Double cargo floor, Electric front seats + driver memory, Front centre armrest, Front head restraints, Front-rear floor mats, Height adjustable front seats, Isofix front passenger and rear seat preparation, Jack and tool kit, Load lashing points, Luggage compartment cover, Luggage rails, Perforated leather gearknob, Rear headrests, Split folding rear seat, Auto dimming rear view mirror, Automatic headlights + automatic windscreen wipers, Body coloured bumpers, Body coloured door mirrors and handles, Body coloured roof spoiler, Door sill trims with S line logo, Electric front-rear windows, Headlight washers, High gloss black door mirrors, High gloss black finish B pillar, High gloss black triangular aperture at rear door, LED daytime running lights, LED rear lights, Light sensor, Platinum grey front lip spoiler, Privacy glass (to rear of B post), Rain sensor, Rear wiper, Alcantara door trim, Piano black finish inlay, Space saver spare wheel, Black Styling pack, Non smoking PACK. (At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.) Sergeant: Don't worry Michael. We'll find your BMW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 What illness did Captain Scarlet have? Scarlet fever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 1 hour ago, rudi must stay said: What illness did Captain Scarlet have? Scarlet fever Gotta love your strict adherence to the unbracketed part of the thread title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 1 minute ago, Jim_Duncan said: Gotta love your strict adherence to the unbracketed part of the thread title. What donuts did @Jim_Duncan have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 2 minutes ago, Ulysses said: What donuts did @Jim_Duncan have? You’ve lost me there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 50 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said: You’ve lost me there! Duncan..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim_Duncan Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 43 minutes ago, Ulysses said: Duncan..... Krispy Kreme! 🍩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 27 minutes ago, Jim_Duncan said: Krispy Kreme! 🍩 You finally got there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bunny Munro Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 (edited) Tried anal sex for the first time. I enjoyed it but the wife's torn. Edited April 7 by Bunny Munro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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