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Well... I have thought about it.,.

 

 

When I say Quit.. I mean... get away for a few days / week or something. .

 

I found myself chasing ot try and get the cash back. Maybe not playing properly.. Not quite tilting.. but something like it!

 

I do the same. I dont make complete donkey plays like what others seem to do to me, but when im chasing losses the big decisions that use to be 60%fold/40% call, suddenly become 60/40 the other way.

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I'm in the final 6 seater sit and go. Finally won my heads up, lost the 2 previous call-all-ins against him, the last one I raised it up with 4's, he called, the flop 235, he pushes with A9, I call leaving myself with 80 chips, I have to avoid the 2 remaining 4's and 3 remaining 9's, a 5 outer he has and misses. Top 3 in this sit and go is what I'm looking for!

 

Come on!!!

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Sick beat dot com:

 

I wake up with the Jh and 7h. Flop all Hearts including the King.

 

The only cards I now fear are the Qh and the Ah, so I push hard.

 

Most fold, but one stays in for the turn. Blank.

 

Now the river comes - Qh. The boy across starts pushing with a fairly big raise, and I figure he's definitely hit the flush on the river, but the chances of him hitting it with the nuts are slim enough to call him.

 

You know what he turns over.

 

What makes it even worse is, he had absolutely nothing until the river, which makes his big calls and raises total lunacy against a clear flush draw.

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NOOOOOOO

 

Lost a HUUUGGGE pot, AA v 555. He hit his 5 on the flop and all the money went in.:7:

 

165 chips left, blinds still at 15/30, the second level :7:

 

 

EDIT: the very next hand, out in the BB with A2, SB had AK.

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It had been going pretty good but I'm a vulture, I join tables looking for people I've seen in the past that I know are easy money.

 

I actually just took THE sickest beat ever a minute ago on 25/50p.

 

Doubled up to ?100 with a set of 4's.

 

Then get 99. Limp call a raise with them. Flop A9J - all clubs. Guy bets ?4 I make it ?12.50. Turn 8 offsuit. He bets ?4 I shove for all in, he calls off another ?40 with......

 

A5, 5 of clubs, river club.

 

Feel physically sick after that one.

 

could you not see the clubs on the flop:7:

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Went to a 20p/40p cash table on sky, went with ?20, walked with ?52.84.

 

Made a great call for ?40, a guy was betting, I felt my second pair was good, it was.

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Well... I have thought about it.,.

 

 

When I say Quit.. I mean... get away for a few days / week or something. .

 

I found myself chasing ot try and get the cash back. Maybe not playing properly.. Not quite tilting.. but something like it!

 

LOL a few days/week........thats almost retirement!! ;) chasing is just the worst feeling, all of a sudden you convince yourself 'hes bluffing' or 'my draw will hit'

 

had some dcent results this week, Monday ...winner $2.5K will hill poko club $750 prize (100 runners)

 

made the money tonights ?6K re buy (interpoker)....out 17th, got drained at the bubble tho which was a pi$$er, need to be more aggressive at that point , feel i can do well in that field.

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LOL a few days/week........thats almost retirement!! ;) chasing is just the worst feeling, all of a sudden you convince yourself 'hes bluffing' or 'my draw will hit'

 

had some dcent results this week, Monday ...winner $2.5K will hill poko club $750 prize (100 runners)

 

made the money tonights ?6K re buy (interpoker)....out 17th, got drained at the bubble tho which was a pi$$er, need to be more aggressive at that point , feel i can do well in that field.

 

Whenever I get like that, chasing, I play so aggresively, I really push my chips around and most of the time the others fold, that maks me think, what are they betting in the first place?

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could you not see the clubs on the flop:7:

 

Are you kidding me on?

 

The guy was a complete huddie, like literally up there with the worst I've ever seen.

 

He didn't have two clubs in his hand. He had the bare 5 of club flush draw and called ?40 to hit it on the turn!!!!

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Are you kidding me on?

 

The guy was a complete huddie, like literally up there with the worst I've ever seen.

 

He didn't have two clubs in his hand. He had the bare 5 of club flush draw and called ?40 to hit it on the turn!!!!

 

 

Exactly what happened to me. The boy called a 3x pot size raise with ace high on the turn, purely on the off chance he hit his flush on the river. Nonsense.

 

Took me a while to get over that one, but managed to work my way back to profit after that.

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Then get 99. Limp call a raise with them. Flop A9J - all clubs. Guy bets ?4 I make it ?12.50. Turn 8 offsuit. He bets ?4 I shove for all in, he calls off another ?40 with......

 

A5, 5 of clubs, river club.

 

Feel physically sick after that one.

 

Seems like every game I play this happens..

 

Feck Variance, feck odds... The poker god hates me! :qqb003:

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Exactly what happened to me. The boy called a 3x pot size raise with ace high on the turn, purely on the off chance he hit his flush on the river. Nonsense.

 

Took me a while to get over that one, but managed to work my way back to profit after that.

 

At least your guy didn't have only the 5 high flush draw :(

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Whenever I get like that, chasing, I play so aggresively, I really push my chips around and most of the time the others fold, that maks me think, what are they betting in the first place?

 

Chasing = Tilt

 

Its not so bad in tourneys cos everyone is 'life preserving' and youll get away with it a fair bit.

 

If I sense it happening on a cash table to me, I just leave and go to another site before i get swallowed up, start fresh again.

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Are you kidding me on?

 

The guy was a complete huddie, like literally up there with the worst I've ever seen.

 

He didn't have two clubs in his hand. He had the bare 5 of club flush draw and called ?40 to hit it on the turn!!!!

 

:biglaugh: Ayyyeeee.......

 

keep 'following him around' and youll retrieve it!!

 

sounds like he took you for trying to 'push him off' the pot , he mib thought his Ace ace was good,

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:biglaugh: Ayyyeeee.......

 

keep 'following him around' and youll retrieve it!!

 

sounds like he took you for trying to 'push him off' the pot , he mib thought his Ace ace was good,

 

Nah, he was just a ****. Proper ****. He was sticking beats on everyone, none worse or bigger than mine though.

 

He called 15 quid with J6 preflop against TT and hit his J.

 

He got up to ?100 thanks to me and then gave it all away.

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Nah, he was just a ****. Proper ****. He was sticking beats on everyone, none worse or bigger than mine though.

 

He called 15 quid with J6 preflop against TT and hit his J.

 

He got up to ?100 thanks to me and then gave it all away.

 

oh well, another reason why i should get busy on Sky!

 

....and youve raised another annoyance....other folk bleeding the donk before you get a chance to settle the score!

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Had a sickener at the circus last night, was playing some really good stuff all night. We were down to about 14/15 left (blinds 800/1600), donk limps UTG, I'm in mid position with AQ, raise it up to 5500, everyone else folds, UTG calls. Flop is A K rag, he checks, I bet 10000 which leaves me about 4000 back. UTG turns to me and says I might as well set you in and chucks all his chips in, I call. He turns over J 10 offsuit, I had to look at the flop several times to work out what exactly he had, there wasn't even a backdoor flushdraw for him. Turn Queen to give him the straight, unreal..... was like something of pokerstars!

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Had a sickener at the circus last night, was playing some really good stuff all night. We were down to about 14/15 left (blinds 800/1600), donk limps UTG, I'm in mid position with AQ, raise it up to 5500, everyone else folds, UTG calls. Flop is A K rag, he checks, I bet 10000 which leaves me about 4000 back. UTG turns to me and says I might as well set you in and chucks all his chips in, I call. He turns over J 10 offsuit, I had to look at the flop several times to work out what exactly he had, there wasn't even a backdoor flushdraw for him. Turn Queen to give him the straight, unreal..... was like something of pokerstars!

 

FFS.

 

I HATE people who love a "Joke ten". As soon as I hear somebody raving about JT I know they are a sheeeite player.

 

Fact.

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FFS.

 

I HATE people who love a "Joke ten". As soon as I hear somebody raving about JT I know they are a sheeeite player.

 

Fact.

 

 

I'm the same, TJ is the most over-rated hand in poker -FACT.

 

 

I just had a hand in one of the sky roulette games (blinds up every minute) I was under the gun with K3 off, 3 BB left, I push.

I get called by KK (one of the K's has my suit on the 3 covered).

 

I heard that this is the least favourite you can be head-up with someone, pre-flop! I've just checked and I was a 4.76% shot to win the hand.

 

Even AA v 72 (both suits covered) the 72 is still 10.78% to win the hand.

 

 

EDIT: Forgot to mention I got beat, a bit of an anticlimax I know, you were maybe expecting a really bad beat, it didn't happen :7: I did hit a 3 on the flop, it gave me chances but I was knocked out.

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Again... All in KK vs KQ ... who is winning this one?

 

Not fracking me, that's for sure

 

notagain.jpg

 

and 2 hands later, at another table! I raise with the Flush on the turn, he pushes and its $2 more for me to call his all in... and another A comes out to give a full house!

 

mylifestory.jpg

 

I SAY AGAIN.. THE POKER GOD HATES ME!

 

So, Circus tonight anyone?

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At least your guy didn't have only the 5 high flush draw :(

 

 

 

:laugh:

 

True, true.

 

My guy pushed before he even had a flush draw, though!

 

Ridiculous double up on Sky there. I'd just gone on for a minute and thrown away a few pounds on a couple of coin flips. Then in position, get a pair of tens.

 

Obviously hit the limpers and checkers hard, especially when the flop comes down 8, 2, 6. 2 callers, turn Jack, which scares me a wee bit, but I put out a feeler bet anyway. One call, one hefty raise. I reckon if he had the Jack he would either have called for value or bet already, so I call all in. The other boy calls as well. River is a 6.

 

Cards get turned over, the guy who made the huge re-raise (AND the other caller) had...Ace high. WTF?!

 

Nearly trebled my stack with that hand alone.

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I'm in a pokerstars $15000 gtd.

 

Currently the 3rd break, 635 remaining, I'm 113th.

 

I'm in the money, playing well/getting lucky.

 

I am aiming for the top 117 because I have bought in directly to the Five00 on sky tonight, I never normally do this but with the win last night and with me going deep in this tourney just now, I have decided to pay the ?22. The top 117 would cover my buy in.

 

Blinds at 600/1200 with a 125 ante just now.

 

I'm on 36,890 chips.

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Won $17.86, finished 271st.

 

Lost a huge hand, all in pre-flop, JJ v AK, I had AK.

J's held up.

A 60,000 pot.

 

Bring on the Five00!!

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Out of the five00.

 

Doubled up on the first hand, flopped a set of 7's against A's. I knocked 3KMILES from Glasgow out on the first hand.

 

The structure of the tourney is far too quick, after half an hour I was needing to think about pushing! I'm up to 5000 chips and in relation to the blinds I'm short stacked!

 

The 7 minute blind levels aren't too bad but they jump far too high, 100/200 to 200/400 to 400/800 in 15 minutes.

 

The hand I went out on was UTG with KT suited, pushed for 1895, SB calls with A8, I hit a K but they hit an A on the turn, they had also flopped an 8 so 2 cards in the deck only for me.

 

Ironically after slating the speedy structure of the Five00, I'm now entering the Velocity, 4 minute blinds...!

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Been handed some absolutely sick beats tonight.

 

Pocket Kings beaten, pocket Queens beaten, full houses beaten - every one of them on the river.

 

Went from ?5 yesterday to ?12 tonight, thought I'd head off to bed after the next hand. Woke up with pocket Queens, got beaten massive on the river and have been dribbling away money in the 20 minutes since. Now down to ?2 - just keep losing hands when I'm way ahead until the river. Disgusting beats like you wouldn't believe.

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Casino cash game last night, interesting!!

 

Was down about 80 quid till I did this...

 

Had 33. Guy out the small blind made it 12 or 14 to go, I forget. ANyway i HATE this guy so called. Heads up between me and him to the flop.

 

Flop 4 7 T. He bets ?20. Turn A bringing 3 spades on board. HE bets ?35. I go all-in for ?105 and he insta mucks and I show my two red threes face up.

 

:earmuffs:

 

Then limped with 55 on the button after a few limpers.

 

Flop A35. Same guy in hand before bets ?12. I re-raise to ?30. He insta shoves for ?210 more.

 

God did I hate that.

 

Thought for a minute or two and made the call.

 

HE turns over 24 for the straight.

 

I turn a 3 for the full house and take a ?500 pot down. Yikes.

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Casino cash game last night, interesting!!

 

Was down about 80 quid till I did this...

 

Had 33. Guy out the small blind made it 12 or 14 to go, I forget. ANyway i HATE this guy so called. Heads up between me and him to the flop.

 

Flop 4 7 T. He bets ?20. Turn A bringing 3 spades on board. HE bets ?35. I go all-in for ?105 and he insta mucks and I show my two red threes face up.

 

:earmuffs:

 

Then limped with 55 on the button after a few limpers.

 

Flop A35. Same guy in hand before bets ?12. I re-raise to ?30. He insta shoves for ?210 more.

 

God did I hate that.

 

Thought for a minute or two and made the call.

 

HE turns over 24 for the straight.

 

I turn a 3 for the full house and take a ?500 pot down. Yikes.

 

great read!! nice move 1st hand.....thought the second play was going to be you having the guy on tilt to give him a double spanking!!

 

(even though u did in the end anyway, with a touch of the fortune required)

 

was opponent N..Z by any chance?!!

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Casino cash game last night, interesting!!

 

Was down about 80 quid till I did this...

 

Had 33. Guy out the small blind made it 12 or 14 to go, I forget. ANyway i HATE this guy so called. Heads up between me and him to the flop.

 

Flop 4 7 T. He bets ?20. Turn A bringing 3 spades on board. HE bets ?35. I go all-in for ?105 and he insta mucks and I show my two red threes face up.

 

:earmuffs:

 

Then limped with 55 on the button after a few limpers.

 

Flop A35. Same guy in hand before bets ?12. I re-raise to ?30. He insta shoves for ?210 more.

 

God did I hate that.

 

Thought for a minute or two and made the call.

 

HE turns over 24 for the straight.

 

I turn a 3 for the full house and take a ?500 pot down. Yikes.

 

Good lad! Who was it anyways?

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Good lad! Who was it anyways?

 

That arrogant tosser John. Bit gothy...sits pretty deep in the cash games and thinks hes the man...

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Casino cash game last night, interesting!!

 

Was down about 80 quid till I did this...

 

Had 33. Guy out the small blind made it 12 or 14 to go, I forget. ANyway i HATE this guy so called. Heads up between me and him to the flop.

 

Flop 4 7 T. He bets ?20. Turn A bringing 3 spades on board. HE bets ?35. I go all-in for ?105 and he insta mucks and I show my two red threes face up.

 

:earmuffs:

 

Then limped with 55 on the button after a few limpers.

 

Flop A35. Same guy in hand before bets ?12. I re-raise to ?30. He insta shoves for ?210 more.

 

God did I hate that.

 

Thought for a minute or two and made the call.

 

HE turns over 24 for the straight.

 

I turn a 3 for the full house and take a ?500 pot down. Yikes.

 

 

 

The contrast between my last post and this one is hilarious.

 

:laugh:

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Poker is a funny old game.. Except when you are losing then it is very, very, very not funny!

 

 

Office Poker at the circus today, ?30.. 12.30 last reg!

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Anyone going to the Casino tonight? Not played casino poker in ages, theres nothing like it!

 

Is it still the ?30 freezeout?

 

Its ?30 + ?3 - but you have the option of 1 re-buy or add-on. So you could spend ?63 if you want.

 

Its still a cracking game and the prize pool is bigger than it was.

 

It has changed to a 8pm start.. so you need to be there before 7.40. to get a bonus of 1500 chips. If you are late you don't start with as much as anyone else but you can sign in until about 9pm.

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Its ?30 + ?3 - but you have the option of 1 re-buy or add-on. So you could spend ?63 if you want.

 

Its still a cracking game and the prize pool is bigger than it was.

 

It has changed to a 8pm start.. so you need to be there before 7.40. to get a bonus of 1500 chips. If you are late you don't start with as much as anyone else but you can sign in until about 9pm.

 

Is there really a rebuy option? I had no idea, played it last week...

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Well thats what I was told... Monday def has one. I asked about Sat and was told that it is the same...

 

I think I am going to head to this one.

 

Woot

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Just qualified for tonight's Sky ?9K Open. It's a better structure than the Five00 so hopefully I'll do alright.

 

I've been playing a bit more cash games, 50p blinds (on sky) and 50c blinds (on pokerstars), I've been making quite a bit, maybe about ?50-80 in the last week - not too bad.

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Watching the table.. Whats your username?

 

 

Out now but my name is Kevilfish.

 

I had QQ v AQ, flop KJT :7:

 

 

I'm in the ?1500 Velocity now. I won it last Sunday so I'm hoping to retain my Sunday Velocity crown :earmuffs:

 

EDIT: Starting at table 13, I don't think sky want me to win again.

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That arrogant tosser John. Bit gothy...sits pretty deep in the cash games and thinks hes the man...

 

He is indeed a *****.

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Just about did my entire bankroll over the course of the weekend. Lost a big pot on 1.5/3, me 47, flop 479 or something. I bet big, guy calls. Turn 3. He has pocket 3's. Ridic.

 

Then started betting like a bamjob on football over Saturday and Sunday.

 

Bankroll fell to ?600 with money riding on a bet, which came in and saved the day then won a cheeky wee ?170 after it to bring me back to ?1,400. Was close to being an absolute disaster of a weekend!!!

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Who was it that stole my money this morning?

 

AA beaten by QJ who rivered the straight.

 

I've slow played it by flat-calling the pre-flop raise (?1.50) because a re-raise in that position suggests either AA, KK or even QQ. I tried to disguise my hand a bit, I bet ?2.50 on the K high flop hoping someone had a K, then ?4.50 the turn and all-in (?13) on the river.

 

Do you think I played it well or badly?

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Who was it that stole my money this morning?

 

AA beaten by QJ who rivered the straight.

 

I've slow played it by flat-calling the pre-flop raise (?1.50) because a re-raise in that position suggests either AA, KK or even QQ. I tried to disguise my hand a bit, I bet ?2.50 on the K high flop hoping someone had a K, then ?4.50 the turn and all-in (?13) on the river.

 

Do you think I played it well or badly?

 

That was my mate Chris..

 

I didn't follow the hand, I was at work just checking if he was winning, took a call and went back to it and you were gone.

 

What was the flop?

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In Absentia

Well thats me qualified for the APAT World Amateur Champs once again in August at Dusk till Dawn.

 

115 players. Top 11 got seats.

 

Got pocket aces and two other big stacks and myself got it all in pre flop with my opponents having KK and AK. Won with Trip Aces. The next hand got Pocket Kings and got a medium stack going all in with AK before I act. Won with Trip Kings. When you run good you run good.

 

So I had a massive stack and was plain sailing from then with a few blips.

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That was my mate Chris..

 

I didn't follow the hand, I was at work just checking if he was winning, took a call and went back to it and you were gone.

 

What was the flop?

 

King 10 and something else.

 

He had an open ender (QJ) and rivered a 9.

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King 10 and something else.

 

He had an open ender (QJ) and rivered a 9.

 

On a board like that, after betting twice, I'd probably check call or check fold the river. AA not beating much on that board by the river tbh.

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Tommy Wiseau

Getting so fed up of sick, river beats on Sky Poker.

 

That's 3 in the last 10 minutes to destroy my stack. Literally went into the river as an approx. 90% favourite each time and lost. Total nonsense.

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