Optimus Prime Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Photo taken by mother of new born baby with father pretending to be asleep usually accompanied with a comment like "awwwwww ma two boys". Wankers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 I've just witnessed the shitbomb that is a joint account between a couple. With their first names combined to make the first name of the user name. Helmets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 I've just witnessed the shitbomb that is a joint account between a couple. With their first names combined to make the first name of the user name. Helmets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Photo taken by mother of new born baby with father pretending to be asleep usually accompanied with a comment like "awwwwww ma two boys". Wankers My mate's bird posted exactly that earlier today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Some nutter you meet on holiday going through and opening your messages and then talking to you about things you haven't even read yet (even though they don't know the people involved) Or stalking your entire family on it and mentioning that me and my 4yo niece have the same nose and 'I used to know someone that looked like your cousin', 'Who's that girl Mel that you talk to a lot?' 'Hows James gettin on?' YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW JAMES!!!! JUST **** OFF SARAH YA MAD COW,IT WAS A HOLIDAY SHAG,I NEVER REGRETTED SEX UNTIL I ****** YOU, I WENT ON A 4 DAY TREK IN THE ******* JUNGLE TO GET AWAY FROM YOU AND HAD TO EAT ******* RICE FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND TEA THE WHOLE TIME I WAS THERE Go On......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 I've just witnessed the shitbomb that is a joint account between a couple. With their first names combined to make the first name of the user name. Helmets. The parents of my mate at work have a joint account. Think it's mainly his dad who uses it but I've always thought that was a bit weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTeamForMe Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 (edited) Go On......... You're not the first person to ask so here you go... I went to Thailand and Laos at the start of the year for a couple of months, I ended up in a village in the north of Thailand and had planned to just chill for a week. I had met some guys from Argentina and we all stayed together. At breakfast I'd noticed a girl smiling at us and just assumed that she was after one of the Argies( frightening how easy/quickly they pull!) The guys left and I wanted to stay on for a bit and eventually got talking to Looney Tunes, I managed to deduce that she was wanting the boaby. We ended up in my room and got 'right in about it' but half way through she starts shouting out some mental BDSM shit (bamboo cane this,my ex-bf and ex-gf that) Apparently there are dungeons in Glasgow city centre??? I'm not into this one bit and tbh it scared me.After it all I pretended to sleep and expected her to piss off and find another victim.No chance. My few days to myself were ruined.Every time I left the place I would bump into her(made all the more scarier by the fact I could here someone rustling about outside) EVERY TIME. I asked her what her plans were, So I could make plans to go the opposite direction. I lied and said I wad meeting a friend in the afternoon so we went our separate ways and I said I would send her a message on FB when I was back. I went for lunch and got talking to an Austrian girl, got a moped and we went to see the surrounding area. I messaged Looney Tunes and said I had got a scooter with my pal and would be back in the evening. Looney Tunes was waiting at the hire place for me and gave me a big kiss and called me honey(ragin') Austrian girl made her excuses and left (I never saw her again and believe she may be lying dead in the north of Thailand with a pentagram carved into her) Looney Tunes said she was leaving tomorrow and that we should hang out.I went along with it and went to bed that night happy that I was going to get peace. Nah mate, not happening, the next 48hrs were intense and because she had my FB had spent a lot of time 'researching' my life. I made a decision to leave before I ended up in the same shallow grave as Austrian girl, but the only buses leaving town that day were going to take folk on a jungle trek, It was 35oC, very sweaty, 95% uphill, my backpack weighed over 25 kgs and like I said the only rice for every meal of the day. There you go folks. FB is deleted. Edited April 17, 2016 by TheTeamForMe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Theteamforme Not that I want to alarm you but has Sarah also followed u to kickback? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Theteamforme Not that I want to alarm you but has Sarah also followed u to kickback? Was just thinking that too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridge of Djoum Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Just caught this on my feed from a dippy bint. 'If my grandad was still with us, he's be 115 today''. Just go **** yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertracoon Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 There seems to be a new thing creeping in amongst acquaintances on my facebook. "nice wee afternoon at the zoo" "love a wee trip to Hampden" "nice wee present to myself" **** off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Brightside Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 There seems to be a new thing creeping in amongst acquaintances on my facebook. "nice wee afternoon at the zoo" "love a wee trip to Hampden" "nice wee present to myself" **** off That does my head in. "Lunch with my wee mum." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 BK 11215, on 18 Apr 2016 - 8:22 PM, said: Just caught this on my feed from a dippy bint. 'If my grandad was still with us, he's be 115 today''. Just go **** yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 (edited) Optimus Prime, on 17 Apr 2016 - 5:40 PM, said: Photo taken by mother of new born baby with father pretending to be asleep usually accompanied with a comment like "awwwwww ma two boys". Wankers like a new Dad would fall asleep with a new born baby on his chest ....poor parenting IMO . Edited April 18, 2016 by Ferris Bueller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 There seems to be a new thing creeping in amongst acquaintances on my facebook. "nice wee afternoon at the zoo" "love a wee trip to Hampden" "nice wee present to myself" **** off One you'll never see though. 'Going for a cheeky pee with my wee penis'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Bet you'll never post that one again. Wasn't me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 "Ladies who lunch.". **** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Jersey_HMFC Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 I say this as a GoT fan but I'm not looking forward to the return of people posting: "OMG, Game of Thrones!!" every Monday night at 10pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted April 19, 2016 Share Posted April 19, 2016 "Ladies who lunch.". **** off. I was kind of hoping that it was a euphemism for something else entirely. Oh well. Back to Xhamster for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 People who can't name a prince song other than 1999 sharing rip statuses just to get a few likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab87 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Someone on my feed just shared a YouTube video of When Doves Cry. Not realising the audio was crazy frog. Just for a few likes. Public mourning is weird. People are weird man, weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Tag a friend just so they have to open their phone and look at this ham sandwich for no reason. **** off. Videos which have porn audio over them. **** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tackle Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Tag a friend just so they have to open their phone and look at this ham sandwich for no reason. **** off.Videos which have porn audio over them. **** off. Both of these are seethe inducing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Tag a friend just so they have to open their phone and look at this ham sandwich for no reason. **** off. Videos which have porn audio over them. **** off. Yes I've seen a few of these the last couple of days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Tag a friend just so they have to open their phone and look at this ham sandwich for no reason. **** off. Videos which have porn audio over them. **** off. About 75% of the stuff on my feed is "Tag a mate (who is a sandwich, who is a grape, so they have to look at Donny Osmond)". The same unfunny pish over and over and over again. Is there a "Tag a mate who bores the shit out of you with their tagging "patter"!" so I can at least be ironic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hungry hippo Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 About 75% of the stuff on my feed is "Tag a mate (who is a sandwich, who is a grape, so they have to look at Donny Osmond)". The same unfunny pish over and over and over again. Is there a "Tag a mate who bores the shit out of you with their tagging "patter"!" so I can at least be ironic? Just hide all the Tag a Mate sites whenever you see one on your feed. They were boring me too so I just blocked them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Must have hidden 90% of all the rotten old firm fan pages over the recent weeks that daft part time fans share and like. 'Tav Loyal' 'Gary Hooper and Anthony Stokes' 'True Blues' 'Hamburg Linfield and Rangers Blues Brothers' ****ing cretins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate_hibs Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Reading over this thread reminded me why I deleted mines years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Girl pal of mine posted this this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Girl pal of mine posted this this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 On a tangent, but how the feck does Gordon Ramsey get away with stuff like that !!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Jersey_HMFC Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 thats one of the best GIFs ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 On a tangent, but how the feck does Gordon Ramsey get away with stuff like that !!? Because he swears a lot so that makes good TV, or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSTR Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 On a tangent, but how the feck does Gordon Ramsey get away with stuff like that !!? It's called a script. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 On a tangent, but how the feck does Gordon Ramsey get away with stuff like that !!? It's a parody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRobbo10 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 His American shows are shite and scripted to **** Kitchen nightmares over here was good though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Gif ruined now that I know James Corden was involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSD Eindhoven Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Seen loads of "May the 4th be with you" postings Get a fecking life I swear, if I get any "revenge of the 5th" posts tomorrow my head will explode with rage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Seen loads of "May the 4th be with you" postings Get a fecking life I swear, if I get any "revenge of the 5th" posts tomorrow my head will explode with rage! It's absolutely chronic patter, horrific stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRobbo10 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Watched revenge of the sith a couple of weeks ago, still got loads of lines rattling around in my head. Absolute nonsense but very quotable. Just thought I'd share that with you friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaw Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Probably did this one after the last elections, but folk who feel the need to let everyone know that they voted. Can't they see that Facebook just hijacks these events to generate more traffic on its site? (See also: celebrity deaths, 'solidarity' flags after Isis atrocities, marriage equality for gays.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallas Cowboys Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudi-Robertson Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 "This is still a taboo subject. Copy and paste. DO NOT SHARE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 The motherhood challenge. Mothers putting up pics of their kids and nominating others to do it. The same eejits put pics of their sproggs every day anyway, they don't need encouragement to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 The motherhood challenge. Mothers putting up pics of their kids and nominating others to do it. The same eejits put pics of their sproggs every day anyway, they don't need encouragement to do it.This. There was a lass on mine who put up a professional picture of her boys, one about 2 and the other about 4. Both of them wearing Stone Island tops. Who the **** takes their children to a photoshoot done up like a cardboard casual. Arsehole behaviour. Sent from my Blade III using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 The motherhood challenge. Mothers putting up pics of their kids and nominating others to do it. The same eejits put pics of their sproggs every day anyway, they don't need encouragement to do it. What is challenging about posting a photo of your kids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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