Ray Gin Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 That daft bint decking herself over a bloody chewbacca mask. Seen it shared a few times now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Herbalife cretins are doing my nut in right now. "Here's a picture of fatty starting her journey blah blah blah" I've unfollowed all of my 'mates' who are peddling herbalife and aloe vera stuff. My blood pressure has come down considerably since doing so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walrus Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Lassies love this patter. On any given day I will have 4/5 posts from different lassies about wine. Alkies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Please stop posting this picture, that dog creeps me out If ever a dog could look like peodo.......creepy as feck!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Missed a bit mate. Sent from my SM-G920F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I don't do Facebook, the wife does,it seems to me that now a days, my niece's and all thier "friends" can't take a picture without putting on a horrible fake looking "pout(?)" Every photo the wife shows me on her phone of "our Laura" or "our Claire" they're dressed like Russian hookers with bell's palsey, please can someone tell me what this is all about?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael_bolton Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Moron 1: Happy wine day!!!! Moron 2: Wine not? Die. ******* die. Both of you. I've recently come to the realisation that a great number of the people I am friends with on Facebook are utter cretins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I went to school with a chap who has friended me and unfriended me 3 times. I rarely post so it's not that I've said something to offend him. He then tried to add me again last night. What's all that about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I went to school with a chap who has friended me and unfriended me 3 times. I rarely post so it's not that I've said something to offend him. He then tried to add me again last night. What's all that about? Anyone carrying on with that sort of behaviour would be getting blocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaw Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 "Tag a Dave for no reason. We all know a Dave." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 "I was nominated to post a picture that makes me happy/proud to be a dog mum/dad...(only one picture). I'm going to tag some ladies/gentlemen that I think are fabulous dog mothers/fathers, and can rise up to the challenge of posting a pic of their own. If I've tagged you as one of the awesome dog mums/dads, copy the text and paste it to your wall with a picture, and tag more dog mums or dads This one has creeped into my newsfeed today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Lass on mine posted a photo of a Twix today. "Start as I mean to go on" **** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 This one has creeped into my newsfeed today "Dog mums" are "rising up to the challenge" of posting a picture of their dog. Not enough facepalms in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmxweeman Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Just saw someone post that yet again Facebook will start charging for people to use it... Unless you copy and paste some ridiculous statement followed with a blue dot onto your page. Do people never learn Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Saturn is going to be closer to Earth than ever next week. It'll look like something from Independence Day. No it won't. On both fronts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 That daft bint decking herself over a bloody chewbacca mask. Seen it shared a few times now. I ******* hate "internet sensations" in general. The weirdo with the Chewbacca mask, the prick flipping the bottle onto the table, ice-bucket challenge, and so on. The sooner they each die off and fade into total obscurity the better, but then there's always another one appearing just days later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I went to school with a chap who has friended me and unfriended me 3 times. I rarely post so it's not that I've said something to offend him. He then tried to add me again last night. What's all that about? I unfriended half a dozen or so peeps from school recently who, as far as I can tell, have never posted a single thing on Facebook. 2 of them had new friend requests in to me within 24 hours. Bolt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 is that what that is? its been all over the place with sad faces. All this "hold the door" shit.I had to Google what it was in reference to. Don't watch or care for GoT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertracoon Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 About 2 years ago a hibby I went to school added me on Facebook. I accepted on the off chance I bump into him, so as not to be awkward. About 2 days later, he walked into my work. That was lucky, I thought, would've been awkward if I'd bumped him 2 days ago. Walked past him as I was doing something else and went for the little nod of recognition thing. The ****er completely ignored me!! Still canny get over it, he added me then 2 days later absolutely blanked me when he actually saw me. Very strange behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 About 2 years ago a hibby I went to school added me on Facebook. I accepted on the off chance I bump into him, so as not to be awkward. About 2 days later, he walked into my work. That was lucky, I thought, would've been awkward if I'd bumped him 2 days ago. Walked past him as I was doing something else and went for the little nod of recognition thing. The ###### completely ignored me!! Still canny get over it, he added me then 2 days later absolutely blanked me when he actually saw me. Very strange behaviour. Maybe you've not aged well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 About 2 years ago a hibby I went to school added me on Facebook. I accepted on the off chance I bump into him, so as not to be awkward. About 2 days later, he walked into my work. That was lucky, I thought, would've been awkward if I'd bumped him 2 days ago. Walked past him as I was doing something else and went for the little nod of recognition thing. The ###### completely ignored me!! Still canny get over it, he added me then 2 days later absolutely blanked me when he actually saw me. Very strange behaviour. My Mrs just deleted someone for that very same reason. The woman talks to her on FB all the time, pm's, comments on statuses etc but whenever she sees her out on the street the woman completely blanks her, not even a "hello" or nod of acknowledgment. Very,very weird behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 https://www.facebook.com/fitpl/videos/10153662604101586/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuthy2k Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 https://www.facebook.com/fitpl/videos/10153662604101586/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallas Cowboys Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 People who look for sponsorship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 People who look for sponsorship. I agree to an extent, every now and again is ok but if you're constantly asked to sponsor someone it can get a bit annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 People who look for sponsorship. It's always arseholes who are just doing something that they want to do, but want you to pay for it! You want to go sky-diving but then pretend to be doing it for some charity, but really you're doing it for yourself because: A ) You want to go Sky-Diving B ) You will look good at giving money to charity, and get loads of likes on Facebook But you haven't actually used your own money for any of it!! I will give money to charity directly. I do not want to give a tenner to Linda in the office to go bungee jumping at the weekend so she can talk about it everyday for the next 4 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 It's always arseholes who are just doing something that they want to do, but want you to pay for it! You want to go sky-diving but then pretend to be doing it for some charity, but really you're doing it for yourself because: A ) You want to go Sky-Diving B ) You will look good at giving money to charity, and get loads of likes on Facebook But you haven't actually used your own money for any of it!! I will give money to charity directly. I do not want to give a tenner to Linda in the office to go bungee jumping at the weekend so she can talk about it everyday for the next 4 months. on all counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 (edited) It's always arseholes who are just doing something that they want to do, but want you to pay for it! You want to go sky-diving but then pretend to be doing it for some charity, but really you're doing it for yourself because: A ) You want to go Sky-Diving B ) You will look good at giving money to charity, and get loads of likes on Facebook But you haven't actually used your own money for any of it!! I will give money to charity directly. I do not want to give a tenner to Linda in the office to go bungee jumping at the weekend so she can talk about it everyday for the next 4 months. on all counts. Also, "Type @m and whoever comes up has to (act like your shite patter is funny).". That Wine Workout video, "wuv bin daein it rong the hole tyme bbz haha lolz xxx". Edited May 30, 2016 by peter_hmfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KineticBeat Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 People who look for sponsorship. This one gets me. There was one lass who was wanting sponsors and was making it sounds like she was shaving her hair off (was waist length). Raised a lot of money for it and when the day actually came she got it cut to shoulder-length. Duped people into sponsoring a haircut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Some sponsorships are worthwhile but I'm not going to fecking pay you to walk over the Forth Road Bridge. **** off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 It's always arseholes who are just doing something that they want to do, but want you to pay for it! You want to go sky-diving but then pretend to be doing it for some charity, but really you're doing it for yourself because: A ) You want to go Sky-Diving B ) You will look good at giving money to charity, and get loads of likes on Facebook But you haven't actually used your own money for any of it!! I will give money to charity directly. I do not want to give a tenner to Linda in the office to go bungee jumping at the weekend so she can talk about it everyday for the next 4 months. Spot right on! Know a girl who does this all the time, she ended up doing the Inca Trail for Water Aid, like she has given a stuff about that before signing up. I can tolerate it if the cause is a particularly personal one, either to the person doing it or me, but i'm not sponsoring you to go on a jolly to Peru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Guys in their teens and early 20's posting Ali quotes and saying how sad they are that the "greatest sportsman ever" is dead. Your baws have barely dropped wee man, settle down. Really want to go on and say Joe Frazier was better anyway. But I dont know nearly enough about boxing to do that. Sent from my Blade III using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Taken from a similar thread on another forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 There is really no point in posting Father's Day messages to you father if he is dead. Bad enough if he isn't on Facebook, but dead? Oh that's right, it isn't about him, it's about you and your friends grief culture faux sympathy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Happy Father's Day from the cat. **** off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudi-Robertson Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Happy Father's Day to all the mums out there (Mod edit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 There is really no point in posting Father's Day messages to you father if he is dead. Bad enough if he isn't on Facebook, but dead? Oh that's right, it isn't about him, it's about you and your friends grief culture faux sympathy. You see, I actually don't mind when it's regarding someone who's dead. I'd say it's nice to commemorate them and show that even though they've passed on, people are thinking of them. When it's posted in regards to living people, then it's pointless, especially if they don't have Facebook etc. As I've said before, why not just post a flyer in a cave in underground China, or a shout-out on Radio Tajikistan? Agree with the "faux sympathy" part though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Taken from a similar thread on another forum Absolutely cringeworthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 There is really no point in posting Father's Day messages to you father if he is dead. Bad enough if he isn't on Facebook, but dead? Oh that's right, it isn't about him, it's about you and your friends grief culture faux sympathy. This really really annoys me. I have a couple of sympathy fishers in my family who do this all the time and not only does it frustrate me, but one of the family members that died really affected me and he hated all the fake sympathy shite that goes along with social media. Glad its not just me that hates that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 "Happy Father's Day to my wonderful husband" if he's your husband and your father that's just wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 "Happy Father's Day to my wonderful husband" if he's your husband and your father that's just wrong. From Lochend maybe though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Followed by the obliglitory photo of a new dad either kissing the bairns head or them both sleeping on the sofa. Both of which are in no way staged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Marvellous. Anonymous is building a site to kill Facebook A new social network, backed by members of Anonymous, hopes to take on Facebook and the other social media giants with a commitment to privacy, security and transparency about how posts are promoted. INDEPENDENT.CO.UK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Marvellous. Anonymous is building a site to kill Facebook A new social network, backed by members of Anonymous, hopes to take on Facebook and the other social media giants with a commitment to privacy, security and transparency about how posts are promoted. INDEPENDENT.CO.UK Secrecy, Privacy AND Transparency ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Secrecy, Privacy AND Transparency ? You get a see through V For Vendetta mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 (edited) Happy father's day from Bump. In fact that whole 'bump' patter does my head in. My ex got me a birthday card from my unborn son signed "Bump" when she was pregnant. I didn't want to hurt her feelings at the time but it makes me cringe that. Edited June 20, 2016 by Salad Fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 (edited) Girls can be mean so let's share the love. All of the women I'm nominating are strong women that I admire and inspire me for one reason or another. You're all beautiful! Girl power ???? "Beautiful the way I am" CHALLENGE... And now I'm challenging you, SO... Upload 4 photos of yourself that you feel the most beautiful! ? Then, nominate 50 (if you can) or more gorgeous girls that you think are beautiful to do the same.. Build yourself up, instead of tearing yourself down!! Let's see all the beauty!! Edited June 21, 2016 by Ray Gin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Off to jail..... Lets see who actually reads my status... You and I are handcuffed together in the back of a cop car. Using only three words what would you say to me? Note: if you comment you must copy and paste this to your status so I can comment on yours as well. Be a good sport and play along. (3 word limit is hard ....Good Luck) 'Consider yourself defriended' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie Neilson Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Off to jail..... Lets see who actually reads my status... You and I are handcuffed together in the back of a cop car. Using only three words what would you say to me? Note: if you comment you must copy and paste this to your status so I can comment on yours as well. Be a good sport and play along. (3 word limit is hard ....Good Luck) 'Consider yourself defriended' **** off ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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