Pennywise Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 I've stopped looking at Facebook. It's better this way. I'm sure I've read somewhere that too much time on social media can actually make you depressed. After reading through this thread, it's easy to see why! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Only use Facebook for a private group I use for work. Then we had a couple of new folk join the group recently, who decide to turn each post into a run of chatty posts where they discuss people and things known only to them. Weirdos. Are their names Morgan and Jonnothejambo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 "Will British teams still be able to play in European competitions?" "No they won't" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutley Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Are their names Morgan and Jonnothejambo? someone needs to set them up on whatsapp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Are their names Morgan and Jonnothejambo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOak88 Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Facebook drama queens out in force today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 (edited) "Will British teams still be able to play in European competitions?" "No they won't" Arseholes who shouldn't be trusted with a vote. My personal favourite... "What about Eurovision?". Edited June 24, 2016 by ...a bit disco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Every arsehole on the damned thing has posted their views and opinions on the referendum. **** off you absolute clowns, half of you failed your GCSE's, you think I care what you think of about the results? Granted, I've posted about 3 statuses myself, but at least I know that I'm a ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 'Bet you can't name a food that begins with the last two letters of your surname.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walrus Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 A woman on my facebook posted this the other day...One thing that did catch my eye is the tartan, fairly close to the Hearts one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweegy Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Can see why that'd be annoying if you're nickname is "walrus" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slevinkelevra Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 It?s official Signed at 10:33. It?s even passed on TV. Facebook will start charging this summer. If you copy this to your wall your icon will turn blue and your Facebook will be free for you. Please pass this message, if not your icon will be deleted. P.S. this is serious, the icon will turn blue (Copy and Paste to your wall Of course it will turn blue, when you copied it it was blue already!!! Clowns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOak88 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 The Relationship Challenge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 It?s official Signed at 10:33. It?s even passed on TV. Facebook will start charging this summer. If you copy this to your wall your icon will turn blue and your Facebook will be free for you. Please pass this message, if not your icon will be deleted. P.S. this is serious, the icon will turn blue (Copy and Paste to your wall Of course it will turn blue, when you copied it it was blue already!!! Clowns This does the rounds every couple of months. The same numpties share it every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 'Bet you can't name a food that begins with the last two letters of your surname.' Struggling with Mc to be honest. Brand names probably don't count Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 If I posted a picture of a "Sexy Scot in a bikini" on Facebook, I'd be a sexist, misogynistic arsehole. I'd also be really struggling to find a picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 If I posted a picture of a "Sexy Scot in a bikini" on Facebook, I'd be a sexist, misogynistic arsehole. I'd also be really struggling to find a picture. for both counts. I can think of about... three(?) good looking Scottish girls in the entire nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 A woman on my facebook posted this the other day...One thing that did catch my eye is the tartan, fairly close to the Hearts one. Can't be Scottish as there's a distinct absence of a beer gut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Struggling with Mc to be honest. Brand names probably don't count Considering the guy who commented on it said 'tattie' I think you'd get away with brand names... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walrus Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Can see why that'd be annoying if you're nickname is "walrus" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 A woman on my facebook posted this the other day...One thing that did catch my eye is the tartan, fairly close to the Hearts one. Prick is wearing it too low Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Prick is wearing it too low That's how I wear a kilt.......under my belly!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 That's how I wear a kilt.......under my belly!!! What, round your knees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Please copy and paste this to your status if you're constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by people who copy and paste things to their statuses. Many people won't copy and paste this, but my truly sarcastic friends will copy and paste it because they're sarcastic by nature. If you don't copy and paste it, then this means you hate bacon. And if you hate bacon, the government wins, and a unicorn dies. Possibly puppies as well. And occasionally baby goats. But never dragons because of something to do with tomatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 What the hell's your surname? Not many ending in MC. He's Croatian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 He's Croatian Nope, I'm just an idiot who doesn't read things properly. Thought it was the first 2 letters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 A laddie on my FB, 30yr old, dresses up in his latest track suit, shades & occasionally a wee hat. He then poses & takes selfies, fish pout, different angles, the lotThen posts 4-5 photos with comments like "looking good" or "I'm looking sharp the day like". THEN... he will like his own photos and start tagging people in the comments section so they will have a look. "Joe Bloggs good photos like eh?" and if somebody likes the photo he will tag them in comments asking which one he/she liked best and why. It's total car crash stuff, I could delete him but I love seeing it and cringing. And yes, he's a h1b5 fan. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzroy Pointon Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 A laddie on my FB, 30yr old, dresses up in his latest track suit, shades & occasionally a wee hat. He then poses & takes selfies, fish pout, different angles, the lotThen posts 4-5 photos with comments like "looking good" or "I'm looking sharp the day like". THEN... he will like his own photos and start tagging people in the comments section so they will have a look. "Joe Bloggs good photos like eh?" and if somebody likes the photo he will tag them in comments asking which one he/she liked best and why. It's total car crash stuff, I could delete him but I love seeing it and cringing. And yes, he's a h1b5 fan. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Trackie, shades, hat, fish pout? He's behind with the rent I assume? Arsehole behaviour none the less. Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Jersey_HMFC Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 A laddie on my FB, 30yr old, dresses up in his latest track suit, shades & occasionally a wee hat. He then poses & takes selfies, fish pout, different angles, the lotThen posts 4-5 photos with comments like "looking good" or "I'm looking sharp the day like". THEN... he will like his own photos and start tagging people in the comments section so they will have a look. "Joe Bloggs good photos like eh?" and if somebody likes the photo he will tag them in comments asking which one he/she liked best and why. It's total car crash stuff, I could delete him but I love seeing it and cringing. And yes, he's a h1b5 fan. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Good grief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Jersey_HMFC Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Any kind of photo "challenge" on Facebook. What the **** is challenging about looking back through your photos and sharing pictures of you with your other half or your bairns. And yes as stated above the wives wishing their husbands "Happy Fathers Day" from the kids is cringeworthy "look at me" stuff I actually saw someone on Mother's day share a mothers day card the husband gave to her... They dont even have kids... They have cats...... It was a mother's day card from the ****ing cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Buaben Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Any kind of photo "challenge" on Facebook. What the **** is challenging about looking back through your photos and sharing pictures of you with your other half or your bairns. And yes as stated above the wives wishing their husbands "Happy Fathers Day" from the kids is cringeworthy "look at me" stuff I actually saw someone on Mother's day share a mothers day card the husband gave to her... They dont even have kids... They have cats...... It was a mother's day card from the ****ing cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Jarman Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 That one auntie you cannae unfriend but comments on all your posts. Stop it ya cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 A laddie on my FB, 30yr old, dresses up in his latest track suit, shades & occasionally a wee hat. He then poses & takes selfies, fish pout, different angles, the lotThen posts 4-5 photos with comments like "looking good" or "I'm looking sharp the day like". THEN... he will like his own photos and start tagging people in the comments section so they will have a look. "Joe Bloggs good photos like eh?" and if somebody likes the photo he will tag them in comments asking which one he/she liked best and why. It's total car crash stuff, I could delete him but I love seeing it and cringing. And yes, he's a h1b5 fan. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk **** me, that is hideous behaviour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heres Rixxy Posted June 30, 2016 Author Share Posted June 30, 2016 Everything you've ever posted becomes public from tomorrow. Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. Channel 13 News talked about the change in Facebook's privacy policy. I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste to be on the safe side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Brightside Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 That one auntie you cannae unfriend but comments on all your posts. Stop it ya cow.My wife's Aunty does this to my posts. I have changed my privacy settings to stop her seeing my posts but I think these get reset after an update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Why do people start these copy and paste crap things? What do they get out of it all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Why do people start these copy and paste crap things? What do they get out of it all? Attention most probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 A laddie on my FB, 30yr old, dresses up in his latest track suit, shades & occasionally a wee hat. He then poses & takes selfies, fish pout, different angles, the lotThen posts 4-5 photos with comments like "looking good" or "I'm looking sharp the day like". THEN... he will like his own photos and start tagging people in the comments section so they will have a look. "Joe Bloggs good photos like eh?" and if somebody likes the photo he will tag them in comments asking which one he/she liked best and why. It's total car crash stuff, I could delete him but I love seeing it and cringing. And yes, he's a h1b5 fan. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk :rofl: No chance, no chance there are actual beings on this earth who act like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Swanson Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 When I become president of the world, that'll be part of the test for licensing parents. Anyone who gives/buys presents from/for pets goes on the 'no' list. The Mrs was going to get one for me from the dog. Told her to GTF and don't be so stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart McNeill Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 After something huge has happened. The EU referendum coming to mind. The mandatory 'everyone now think there a politician' posts. You're just as annoying as the people who annoyed you. Arseholes. Sent from my SM-N910F using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 My wife's Aunty does this to my posts. I have changed my privacy settings to stop her seeing my posts but I think these get reset after an update. Ah, the classic "Post-ruiner" There's always one person, that posts some inane drivel on your post, that makes you want to delete whatever you put up in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 I'm trapped being friends with someone who I'd gladly kill for her inane chat but she's fit and I enjoy her slutty selfies. I'm just a really bad person...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaw Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Safety pin profile pics. To denote non-racism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Safety pin profile pics. To denote non-racism. Not seen this yet, wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 Safety pin profile pics. To denote non-racism. What the chuff does a safety pin represent? Very strange! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 The push up challenge. You video yourself doing push ups and you nominate your friends to do it too...........eh.........NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaw Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 What the chuff does a safety pin represent? Very strange! Apparently someone started a campaign where supporters wear safety pin badges when out in public, to reassure immigrants that they can sit beside them on public transport and not have to fear abuse. To be fair, it's not much more irrational than world leaders making sure to 'condemn' every act of terrorism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudi-Robertson Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 (edited) Apparently someone started a campaign where supporters wear safety pin badges when out in public, to reassure immigrants that they can sit beside them on public transport and not have to fear abuse. To be fair, it's not much more irrational than world leaders making sure to 'condemn' every act of terrorism. What a load of shite!! Edit: the safety pin pish, not the post Edited July 1, 2016 by Rudi-Robertson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 (edited) Apparently someone started a campaign where supporters wear safety pin badges when out in public, to reassure immigrants that they can sit beside them on public transport and not have to fear abuse. To be fair, it's not much more irrational than world leaders making sure to 'condemn' every act of terrorism. Well that's big of them I can't wait to see what the counter measure will be Edited July 1, 2016 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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