Unknown user Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 9 hours ago, Pap said: Why do all animals have the perfect crimp system when doing a dump, Eliminating the need for toilet paper? Where as, sometimes on a single sit in, i can go through half a bog roll. The richness of your diet. Eat kibble for a week and you won't be wiping any more, just polishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 11 hours ago, will-i-am-a-jambo said: Scotch is a whisky not a person. Or beef Or egg Or chilli Or broth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueRiver Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 19 hours ago, Maple Leaf said: Why can a person be overwhelmed or underwhelmed, but never simply 'whelmed'? I ended up googling this and apparently whelmed is an archaic term for being engulfed or submerged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
will-i-am-a-jambo Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Boof said: Or beef Or egg Or chilli Or broth Lol well spotted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
will-i-am-a-jambo Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 12 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said: Sorry, just looked it up in the dictionary and realised the term Scotch is now considered offensive when used to describe people. Apologies if anyone took offence. However, given the amount of the stuff I’ve poured down my throat over the years, I reckon my original post still stands. No worries, l wasnt offended. Ive only ever heard English or Americans describe Scots as Scotch. Normally you wouldn't hear a Scots person describe themselves as Scotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 12 hours ago, Jim_Duncan said: Sorry, just looked it up in the dictionary and realised the term Scotch is now considered offensive when used to describe people. Apologies if anyone took offence. However, given the amount of the stuff I’ve poured down my throat over the years, I reckon my original post still stands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Boof said: Or beef Or egg Or chilli Or broth Or corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Boof said: Or beef Or egg Or chilli Or broth 36 minutes ago, Tommy Brown said: Or corner Or a glorious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 13 hours ago, JKB Member C said: Apprently 'whelmed' was a word, meaning engulfed or submerged, before 'under' and 'over' became attached to it. Shakespear used it. I hope this leaves you feeling gruntled. 2 hours ago, BlueRiver said: I ended up googling this and apparently whelmed is an archaic term for being engulfed or submerged. Overwhelming answers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Why is the meme thread so quiet? @Dawnrazor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 4 minutes ago, superjack said: Why is the meme thread so quiet? @Dawnrazor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 If Dettol kills 99.9% of germs,what about the germs it doesn't kill?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 1 hour ago, henrysmithsgloves said: If Dettol kills 99.9% of germs,what about the germs it doesn't kill?? They stay alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Dick Dastardly said: They stay alive That's the ones I worry about 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 On 08/06/2023 at 08:53, Dick Dastardly said: Yeah, i think she was trying to suggest it was out there to try and subdue the population and make us slaves to some imaginary overlord, or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 8 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said: That's the ones I worry about 😳 Be afraid. Be very afraid..... But seriously, if they haven't killed you already they should be ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 8 hours ago, redjambo said: You're not far off it there. Flat earth, chem trail believing nut job. Its a shame as she was absolutely stunning. I considered just throwing reality out the window and going head first into the conspiracy realm but i really couldn't! 😂 😂 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 10 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said: If Dettol kills 99.9% of germs,what about the germs it doesn't kill?? Also is it volume or type of germ that is the remaining .1%? Like does dettol kill the cold germ 99.9% of the time meaning 0.1% of the time a cold germ will survive or does it mean that out of all the different germs in the world dettol will kill 99.9% of them 100% of the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Ribble said: Also is it volume or type of germ that is the remaining .1%? Like does dettol kill the cold germ 99.9% of the time meaning 0.1% of the time a cold germ will survive or does it mean that out of all the different germs in the world dettol will kill 99.9% of them 100% of the time? I think so. It's essentially to cover the chances that there's some super mutant germ you have that's immune. Edited July 2, 2023 by Norm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 14 minutes ago, Norm said: I think so. It's essentially to cover the chances that there's some super mutant germ you have that's immune. pretty much, it is because they cant prove it kills all 100% of germs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 4 hours ago, Dick Dastardly said: You're not far off it there. Flat earth, chem trail believing nut job. Its a shame as she was absolutely stunning. I considered just throwing reality out the window and going head first into the conspiracy realm but i really couldn't! 😂 😂 😂 Couldn't you just have temporarily believed in all that jazz in order to achieve your aims and then made a quick withdrawal? Or did you worry about being stalked the rest of your life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 1 hour ago, redjambo said: Couldn't you just have temporarily believed in all that jazz in order to achieve your aims and then made a quick withdrawal? Or did you worry about being stalked the rest of your life... I was worried she would push me off the edge of the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 44 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: I was worried she would push me off the edge of the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Gentleman Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 Why, when I at look at myself through the shaving mirror in the morning, do I see the same person as I saw 50 years ago? But, when I see a recent photo of myself, I see an alien creature?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Gentleman Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 On 02/07/2023 at 06:08, henrysmithsgloves said: If Dettol kills 99.9% of germs,what about the germs it doesn't kill?? They shall inherit the earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 57 minutes ago, John Gentleman said: Why, when I at look at myself through the shaving mirror in the morning, do I see the same person as I saw 50 years ago? But, when I see a recent photo of myself, I see an alien creature?? The camera never lies😳🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 I was outside washing my car amd the wifes. I'm standing there with the pressure washer, next to 2 cars that are suddenly spotless amd still wet. In my other hand is the empty bucket with car washing mitten in it. The wife comes out and asks what I'm doing? What I've always wondered is, how come a supposedly intelligent woman be so thick, is it just a lack of logic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Striker Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 Why did Alanis Morissette think these lyrics in her song "Ironic" were examples of irony - It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take A traffic jam when you're already late A "No Smoking" sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife Surely these are just disappointments. or frustrations ? Nothing ironic about any of them......... which is rather ironic..... ironically 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 On 22/07/2023 at 16:10, superjack said: I was outside washing my car amd the wifes. I'm standing there with the pressure washer, next to 2 cars that are suddenly spotless amd still wet. In my other hand is the empty bucket with car washing mitten in it. The wife comes out and asks what I'm doing? What I've always wondered is, how come a supposedly intelligent woman be so thick, is it just a lack of logic? 🤣 My Mrs thinks an itchy Fannie is an Italian motor bike 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 Does anyone know what thread i was reading when i went to bed last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 It was probably another Daft Meme thread. Maybe someone started one without realising there already was one...or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 56 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Does anyone know what thread i was reading when i went to bed last night? Mines disappeared,mate sent me a link to a Facebook page,they were raffling off a flag,signed by the hearts team in aid of a cancer charity 😳 Must have broken the rules somehow. Not got the link now either,nightly WhatsApp delete by me. Anyhoo lesson learned 👍🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 When in rains in Scotland does it rain in the Algarve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 3 hours ago, Dick Dastardly said: Does anyone know what thread i was reading when i went to bed last night? Actually there has been a lot of weird actitivity the last few days . I kept getting asked to complete that “ captchas” thing to look at comments then someone made a comment and it looks like it was me . It wasn’t though . Luckily it was faulty innocuous so it couldn’t be me obviously 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 4 hours ago, henrysmithsgloves said: Mines disappeared,mate sent me a link to a Facebook page,they were raffling off a flag,signed by the hearts team in aid of a cancer charity 😳 Must have broken the rules somehow. Not got the link now either,nightly WhatsApp delete by me. Anyhoo lesson learned 👍🏻 Yeah, i don't think you're allowed to advertise things like that without asking for permission. It's probably just so the mods can verify it's a genuine charity and not a scam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 4 hours ago, JKB Member C said: It was probably another Daft Meme thread. Maybe someone started one without realising there already was one...or something. Na, i dont think it was. Its buggin me because i can't remember! 😂 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 1 hour ago, JudyJudyJudy said: Actually there has been a lot of weird actitivity the last few days . I kept getting asked to complete that “ captchas” thing to look at comments then someone made a comment and it looks like it was me . It wasn’t though . Luckily it was faulty innocuous so it couldn’t be me obviously 😂 It definitely wouldn't be you if it was innocuous..... 👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Dick Dastardly said: Yeah, i don't think you're allowed to advertise things like that without asking for permission. It's probably just so the mods can verify it's a genuine charity and not a scam. Hope not,mates a senior cop🤣 and a staunch blue nose👍🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 Just now, henrysmithsgloves said: Hope not,mates a senior cop🤣 and a staunch blue nose👍🏻 Hmmm. Doesn't sound that trustworthy imo. 😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Dick Dastardly said: Na, i dont think it was. Its buggin me because i can't remember! 😂 😂 Try looking at the browsing history on your phone. When I look at mine on Chrome it tells me the names of the threads I've looked at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 13 minutes ago, JKB Member C said: Try looking at the browsing history on your phone. When I look at mine on Chrome it tells me the names of the threads I've looked at. I've tried that but it didn't help. Never mind, I'm sure it was nothing important! 😂 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pap Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Spotted at Polkemmet Park. What is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Pap said: Spotted at Polkemmet Park. What is it? Common Lizard. Edited July 29, 2023 by been here before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Looks like a very large newt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pap Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 3 minutes ago, been here before said: Common Lizard. Ah. Thought it was setts/cobbles 😌 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Here's a baby newt, I found one in my garden a few years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pap Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 8 minutes ago, Greedy Jambo said: Looks like a very large newt. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Where can I buy the same glue that they use to put the sticker on imperial leather soap? What kind of glue is it????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 55 minutes ago, henrysmithsgloves said: Where can I buy the same glue that they use to put the sticker on imperial leather soap? What kind of glue is it????? After a shower at the gym, a guy asked me 'Do you use Imperial Leather soap'? I said, 'Why can you smell it'? He said, 'No you've got the sticker stuck on your arse'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysmithsgloves Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 (edited) 9 minutes ago, JKB Member C said: After a shower at the gym, a guy asked me 'Do you use Imperial Leather soap'? I said, 'Why can you smell it'? He said, 'No you've got the sticker stuck on your arse'. 🤣🤣🤣,Bet it's still stuck there! Edited August 14, 2023 by henrysmithsgloves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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