...a bit disco Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 That juice ad with the song that gets stuck in my head for ages.. "Zooby do, zooby do, zooby do, Zooby dooby dooby do." Not just an advert either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
3fingersreid Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 The prick advertising. STV 2 " singing" whilst wearing tartan trousers Also the advert for sun cream that's using the Roy Wood song " I wish it could be Christmas " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 The Nationwide ones with annoying teenagers reading out poems they've written. Specifically the one called "Generation Z". The fact that the boy is English but says "Zee" instead of "Zed" gives me the seethe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paolo Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 (edited) The Nationwide ones with annoying teenagers reading out poems they've written. Specifically the one called "Generation Z". The fact that the boy is English but says "Zee" instead of "Zed" gives me the seethe. There is that one with that fat woman on about her granny turning the shopping bag inside out. She pretends her Gran is showing loyalty to her local shop, but the fact she went to another shop in the first place and then pretends she didn't shows she is actually only two faced. Edited August 8, 2017 by Paolo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
auldy19 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 All current RAF recruitment ads !! Utter lot of shite!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Samuel Camazzola Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 All the Nationwide ones. There's one in the radio that's a poem about Auntie Maude. F*&?1ng hate it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JWL Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Purple Bricks are doing my nut in these days Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paolo Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Purple Bricks are doing my nut in these days They were on Watchdog the other week, because they put customers who chose to pay their fixed fee after the house sale, rather than at the start, on a loan, possibly imalctinng their credit score, without telling them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
been here before Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 That fxxkin' family but in particular the drippy gleekit husband in the Mr Kipling adverts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peter_hmfc Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 That **** in the bank adverts, "Can I have your 1st and 3rd numbers of your PIN? Sorry that's the 2nd and 4th.". Prick, deserves to fall down the stairs of a bus. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tian447 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 That PaddyPower "Cheeky little gamble" advert. Also the Welsh guy from Betway. I want something catastrophic to happen to everyone involved in those. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Salad Fingers Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 The current TalkTalk one with the wife and her fat husband in his jammies singing (badly) along to a song. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Samuel Camazzola Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 The Colgate Total one with the annoying bint on public transport with the massive gob. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paolo Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 The Colgate Total one with the annoying bint on public transport with the massive gob. Proportionately, her mouth is longer than the River Nile. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Samuel Camazzola Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Proportionately, her mouth is longer than the River Nile. True. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Justin Z Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Proportionately, her mouth is longer than the River Nile. Useful. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Not TV but those ads you can't skip on youtube and have to watch for 30 seconds or so. There is also the ones that split something you are viewing into segments and they can't be skipped either. They might not last long I know but are still a bit frustrating. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Diane Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 The Virgin Trains one comparing the experience on a Virgin Train with flying. On the plane, she's got a bloke coughing next to her, and a bouncy toddler behind her. On the train, she's got a whole table for four to herself in a practically empty carriage. Because, yeah, Virgin Trains are always like that. And maybe I would rather listen to thrash metal than Spandau Ballet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JWL Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 The Virgin Trains one comparing the experience on a Virgin Train with flying. On the plane, she's got a bloke coughing next to her, and a bouncy toddler behind her. On the train, she's got a whole table for four to herself in a practically empty carriage. Because, yeah, Virgin Trains are always like that. And maybe I would rather listen to thrash metal than Spandau Ballet. Didn't win on Pointless type post. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tian447 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 The Nationwide "Poem about friends" **** off. It doesn't even ****ing rhyme. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tian447 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 It should be renamed "Story about boy that desperately wants to get fired into the girl next to him". It should also get to ****. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonnothejambo Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 The betting advert with the prick in the wheelchair. Does my brain in. No offence intended to people in wheelchairs but that bloke has a coupon you could kick into next week. Plus the fact the twat is wearing green. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cade Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8BBA4lQ6Us Never in my life have I thought "I don't like this air freshener coz mah hoose is soakin, I'll get some of that new stuff instead" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King prawn Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 The Nationwide "Poem about friends" **** off. It doesn't even ******* rhyme. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 The Nationwide "Poem about friends" **** off. It doesn't even ******* rhyme. The whole Nationwide "shitey student poetry" series is just horrendous. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JWL Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 https://youtu.be/M3F_Y6yqmCA Seriously!!!! Both the guy and his mates deserves a boot in the baws. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy1874 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 That smug prat James Corden on the confused.com advert or any advert he's in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paolo Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 That smug prat James Corden on the confused.com advert or any advert he's in Can?t stand him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonnothejambo Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 That smug prat James Corden on the confused.com advert or any advert he's in Fat wank deserves a boot in the niagras. Let's hear yer fake girly laugh now ya lardarsed prick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chaps Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 The betting advert with the prick in the wheelchair. Does my brain in. No offence intended to people in wheelchairs but that bloke has a coupon you could kick into next week. Plus the fact the twat is wearing green. This. Watching Soccer Saturday few weeks ago every ****ing ad break. Was ready to launch the remote at the telly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tian447 Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 The Bulldog advert with the "telepathic bulldog, yeah, mate, innit like?".Hope the wee arsehole takes a one way trip to the vet. The dog can **** off as well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
luckyBatistuta Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Dilly, Dilly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yabadabadoo1874again Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 We have most of our financial eggs in the Nationwide basket. Their nicey ads turn my stomach. Maybe a wee poem about their bank charges...would be realistic??☹ And that guy who talks to his... dog...about credit scores? ? I do Like the talk talk?? lonesome couch singers ad ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
...a bit disco Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Barry Scott is still a thunderwank. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cal_ Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Life insurance one where he's looking back at a video of himself on the beach 30 years ago with a haircut straight from 2017. Stupid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peter_hmfc Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 On 08/10/2017 at 23:53, Chaps said: This. Watching Soccer Saturday few weeks ago every ****ing ad break. Was ready to launch the remote at the telly. Hate that ungrateful prick. "Clueless steward clearing the way", be thankful for his assistance you condescending wank. His team scores and the first thing on is mind is to check his accumulator. Prick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour M Hersh Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 The Tui/Thomsons ad with that insipid bent wandering about a holiday complex mouthing the words to (what used to be) a great song but due to this ****ing advert is ruined!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tian447 Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 6 hours ago, Seymour M Hersh said: The Tui/Thomsons ad with that insipid bent wandering about a holiday complex mouthing the words to (what used to be) a great song but due to this ****ing advert is ruined!!!! It's not the advert itself that annoys me - it's the frequency it's shown on Sky One! You watch an hour long program, you have to see it 8 ****ing times, before and after every advert break. There should be a limit to how many times the same shite advert can be shown in one day. Absolutely ****ing doing my head in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonnothejambo Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 17 hours ago, peter_hmfc said: Hate that ungrateful prick. "Clueless steward clearing the way", be thankful for his assistance you condescending wank. His team scores and the first thing on is mind is to check his accumulator. Prick. Someone needs to let the green clad cockwomble's tyres down. Accumulate that ya smug looking welt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peter_hmfc Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 1 minute ago, jonnothejambo said: Someone needs to let the green clad cockwomble's tyres down. Accumulate that ya smug looking welt. Only good thing is seeing the absolute rage the prick is causing on Twitter . It's like when someone takes the low offer on The Chase. https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=paddy power wheelchair&src=typd&lang=en-gb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonnothejambo Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, peter_hmfc said: Only good thing is seeing the absolute rage the prick is causing on Twitter . It's like when someone takes the low offer on The Chase. https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=paddy power wheelchair&src=typd&lang=en-gb In addition, Paddy Power is a Mhank loving wank so he can feckin do one as well. As can that lardarsed Go Compare toaly. Plus these feckin adverts that entice you to take up life insurance then give you a carriage clock or a feckin pen then mention those 'final expenses'. Get tae feck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sooperstar Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 Nationwide. You know the ones. Proper rage inducing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 6 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: Nationwide. You know the ones. Proper rage inducing. If it is the one with the so called sisters singing then I change channel right away. It was only tonight I watched it long enough to find out it was for the bank. Just awful viewing! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sooperstar Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 29 minutes ago, All roads lead to Gorgie said: If it is the one with the so called sisters singing then I change channel right away. It was only tonight I watched it long enough to find out it was for the bank. Just awful viewing! The very same. Unfortunately there are multiple versions with different songs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Sooperstar said: The very same. Unfortunately there are multiple versions with different songs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour M Hersh Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 On 07/10/2017 at 08:58, Samuel Camazzola said: The Colgate Total one with the annoying bint on public transport with the massive gob. Aye and her cringeworthy attempts to look cute. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy1874 Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 On 8/8/2017 at 17:10, Ill Ray said: The Nationwide ones with annoying teenagers reading out poems they've written. Specifically the one called "Generation Z". The fact that the boy is English but says "Zee" instead of "Zed" gives me the seethe. Agree - pretentious pricks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martoon Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) . Edited February 5, 2018 by martoon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cade Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 (edited) Harry's razors: "Shaving is like taking a knife to your face" NO. IT *IS* TAKING A KNIFE TO YOUR FACE YOU ******* CRETINS. Edited February 8, 2018 by Cade Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joey J J Jr Shabadoo Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Or that other crappy shaving advert that says guys do this when they shave, followed by strange faces being made. I don't shave like that and my mates say they don't either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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