Archie McBlarter Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Talksport have some shockers just now: "One nil to Amigo loans" - I thought it was Omega - I looked up the guy who does the ad as I was sure I'd heard his voice somewhere before, turns out he did Superted, anyway, requires immediate muting of the radio when it comes on. "Trade point, Trade point, Trade point" and now some awful fake documentary thing from Barclays bank where a woman pretends to talk to customers who have been helped by the bank, "So tell me how was business going?" "Terrible, we got burgled and all our equipment stolen." Good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boris Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 That cider advert that mocks smart phones really grates me. "This is the theeh-ty two pip?" "Move towards the mouth, and...interface!" :muggy: I'm torn on this one. On the one hand it's twee and a pain in the arse, but on the other its a superb satire on tech and rips the pish out of gadget fans. The radio advert that really pisses me of though is that RBS one with tap, tap swipe (or whatever). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
micole Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 (edited) The Cuprinol ad, that we fecker on a helicopter saying yess yess....... This really does my head in!! Edited May 2, 2014 by micole Quote Link to post Share on other sites
:shitwine: Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 I'm torn on this one. On the one hand it's twee and a pain in the arse, but on the other its a superb satire on tech and rips the pish out of gadget fans. The radio advert that really pisses me of though is that RBS one with tap, tap swipe (or whatever). I'm not against the satire, but throw in a nippy scouser and a horrendous play on words, and I'm out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boris Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 I'm not against the satire, but throw in a nippy scouser and a horrendous play on words, and I'm out. hahaha - point taken! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GhostHunter Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 The Cuprinol ad, that we fecker on a helicopter saying yess yess....... This really does my head in!! This. You just know that the actor is like that in real life. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neave Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 There's a Lloyds one on just now with some seriously strange wording. It's the one where the lassie (voiceover) says she was running the family's petrol station but her sister "said [they] were in trouble because [they] were selling more sausage rolls than petrol". The voiceover lassie then goes to Lloyds, apparently discusses a business plan, gets a loan and turns it into an American-style diner. Then at the end she says "[sister's name] says we're doing great". It strikes me as really irresponsible for a major bank to be advertising the ease of getting a loan for someone who relies on their sister to tell her how the business she's personally running (and borrowed against) are performing. Or maybe I'm just looking too much into it. I don't know. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cal_ Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 There's a Lloyds one on just now with some seriously strange wording. It's the one where the lassie (voiceover) says she was running the family's petrol station but her sister "said [they] were in trouble because [they] were selling more sausage rolls than petrol". The voiceover lassie then goes to Lloyds, apparently discusses a business plan, gets a loan and turns it into an American-style diner. Then at the end she says "[sister's name] says we're doing great". It strikes me as really irresponsible for a major bank to be advertising the ease of getting a loan for someone who relies on their sister to tell her how the business she's personally running (and borrowed against) are performing. Or maybe I'm just looking too much into it. I don't know. I don't think you are. I've just reviewed the footage. It appears this lassie was running this joint but it took her sister to point out that the business was failing. This was prompted the new idea. Once the idea was implemented one of the big struggles was getting the waitress "Mel's" hair to stand up. It is this "Mel" that is now overseeing the progress of the business and reporting back positively. Mel could well be the lassie's sister but if she is then she's being taken for a mug. Doing all the work while the other lassie basks in the glory of her new diner. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BoJack Horseman Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 That advert on the radio about smoking indoors with the kid at the end that goes "take it RIGHT outside". I've never heard anything more patronising in my life. I don't even smoke, but I want to now. Indoors. Around this kid. So he gets cancer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Do The Dance Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 The Cuprinol ad, that we fecker on a helicopter saying yess yess....... This really does my head in!! When I saw this thread bumped, I just knew this would be mentioned. I quite liked the Somersby (cider/apple phone thing) ad when I first saw it, quite clever imo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
N User Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Current RBS advert on radio about their banking app. It's two thousand and ******* fourteen, nobody thinks transferring money with your phone is impressive. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cosanostra Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Paint advert with a midget in a tiny plane making all sorts of squealing noises as he almost crashes repeatedly. Change the channel every time I see it on. Gives me the seethe and then some. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy Wiseau Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 "Forgive him, he's an idiot". **** you, you utter dripping ****. Makes my blood boil. Dubbed as well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JamboRossi79 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 What do you think of our new ads ? http://www.royallondon.com/tv/advert/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
22HMFC22 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Radio ad for me, cant even remeber what its for , maybe weight watchers or something ? But basically some bint banging on about food and what you can eat etc, whilst eating !! Pet hate of mine, people talking whilst eating, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EreWeG0.. Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Who the hell at Amazon, thought that that Kindle Fire advert would HELP sell their tablets ? Good shout. 'I have my niece visiting, and I want to lock all my 'uncle porn'. Shocking advert. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GhostHunter Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Lovehoney advert. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
3fingersreid Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Sorry if it's been posted already but My mate loans the one with the "orangutans"(sp) Has to have created by kids surely no adult in advertising could be that bad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stephane Grappelli Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 The Tesco adverts. James 'Mr Green Light' Corden. The one about prostate cancer with the big Jessie in the woolly hat lecturing his dad about 'adult nap time'. Get them all tae phuck! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LeftBack Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 The Epic MoneySupermarket dancing freaks. I actually find it slightly disturbing - turn over as soon as it comes on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marvin Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 The Kevin Bacon adverts for whichever phone network he's flogging. 3 years on and they're still on the fecking telly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
punkrockcroc Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 That ****ing Galaxy advert where the wummin is sitting on the bus and the good looking dude drives up beside her and signals to her to ask her to come and join him in the car, so she sits in the back of his convertible and proceeds to open a bar of Galaxy and then **** off somewhere in the hot Mediterranean sun (no doubt for a ride), all the while Andy ****ing Williams is singing "moon river". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paolo Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 That ******* Galaxy advert where the wummin is sitting on the bus and the good looking dude drives up beside her and signals to her to ask her to come and join him in the car, so she sits in the back of his convertible and proceeds to open a bar of Galaxy and then **** off somewhere in the hot Mediterranean sun (no doubt for a ride), all the while Andy ******* Williams is singing "moon river". Andy Williams does not sing it in the advert. It is the Audrey Hepburn version from Breakfast at Tiffany's. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JWL Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 The Tesco adverts. James 'Mr Green Light' Corden. The one about prostate cancer with the big Jessie in the woolly hat lecturing his dad about 'adult nap time'. Get them all tae phuck! Total agreement with all of them. I feel they new maltesers adverts are patronising as feck though. In saying that, the malteser one with the guy and his girlfriend dumping him cause she seen him kissing Tracy Dawson was quite funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Silvery_Moon Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Anything with James Corden in it. Cannot stand him. Agree about the Moneysupermarket ads too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irufushi Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Clearscore adverts And vivus? The loan one, piss off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tazio Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Andy Williams does not sing it in the advert. It is the Audrey Hepburn version from Breakfast at Tiffany's. And the woman on the bus is Audrey Hepburn, some very nice image manipulation going on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Salad Fingers Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 The Epic MoneySupermarket dancing freaks. I actually find it slightly disturbing - turn over as soon as it comes on A guy dancing in hotpants was funny for about five seconds. The fact that they have made four or five of them amazes me. I hate to say it but even the Harvey Keitel ones are beginning to grate on me. Most adverts do though and I avoid them at all costs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pennywise Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 I got married because of an advert on the radio. Sent from my VF-895N using Tapatalk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PortyJambo Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 The Vodafone advert with the twat shouting "yes" to his two mates and holding up his phone every time he manages to get a signal. His phone should be shoved up his arse...try and see if you can get a signal now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan Jarman Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 New Currys PC World ad. My daughter's away traveling so let's give her a mac notebook to take with her. Away and **** off, that'll be chored or she'll be paening it for coke and buckets of vodka at a Thai full moon party soon enough you mug. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted (Theodore) Logan Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 YouTube ads are the worst "I say dance, you say dan-" *skip ad* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simo Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 (edited) YouTube ads are the worst "I say dance, you say dan-" *skip ad* Download AdBlock Edited December 4, 2016 by Simo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan Jarman Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frank Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Any and every perfume/cologne ad ever. "Do you have the Armani code?" No. **** off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cade Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 "I love Parky, and his famous pen!" GTF ye auld codger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 The British Gas advert with the "cute Penguin" gets on my nerves, I just want to squash the feathered fecker ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stephane Grappelli Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 An absolute ****ing shocker there on BT Sports for Hungry House. Two rather camp lads sitting on their settee singing about Chow Mein and pork balls. Get that tae ****. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EreWeG0.. Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 A special mention for GG Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stephane Grappelli Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 A special mention for GG Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chaps Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 The guy in his van singing "here we go, here go" just before the STV sport news starts. **** off! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cade Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L37-3v7DyYs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Salad Fingers Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 The Nationwide adverts with young people reciting poems about life, especially that curly haired [email protected] talking about Sunday roasts. GTF with your hipster poetry bullshit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irufushi Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 The Nationwide adverts with young people reciting poems about life, especially that curly haired [email protected] talking about Sunday roasts. GTF with your hipster poetry bullshit. Yip, ****ing pish advert. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonnothejambo Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 The guy in his van singing "here we go, here go" just before the STV sport news starts. **** off! Is that not that Mhank pox riddled twat, Wank McAvennie turd ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonnothejambo Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 The Nationwide adverts with young people reciting poems about life, especially that curly haired [email protected] talking about Sunday roasts. GTF with your hipster poetry bullshit. The bloke needs a boot in the Leightons. Read some poems while wearing yer baws as earrings now, ya ponce. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 I know Go Compare has been mentioned before but the latest one, with the pilots, is hideous. "Fantastic skipper!" **** off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonnothejambo Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 (edited) I know Go Compare has been mentioned before but the latest one, with the pilots, is hideous. "Fantastic skipper!" **** off. Agreed but the bursd c0ck pilot is a bit of a skelp. Edited March 20, 2017 by jonnothejambo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stephane Grappelli Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 The Nationwide adverts with young people reciting poems about life, especially that curly haired [email protected] talking about Sunday roasts. GTF with your hipster poetry bullshit. Well said, they are ****ing horrendous. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Like a bit of contemporary poetry, they're no' Mike Garry or John Cooper Clarke but fair play to them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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