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The new Nationwide one for "equity release" (which isn't a thing but that's a rant for another day).

Auld wifey says she wants to be able to leave something for her kids as she inherited from her parents.

Hubby says naw, feck the kids, sell the house to Nationwide, spend it all and stop feeling guilty.

 

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the coors light one with the idiot "swimming" through the snow to get to the pub. arsehole, someone should lock him out and let him feel the cold

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That Viagra advert is ripping my tits just now, jigging about as if it's his first ride. They are too dear as well.

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gashauskis9

Don’t know what it’s advertising, but if I hear The song “I don’t know why I love you but I do” one more time I’ll ****ing scream!!!

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3 hours ago, Horatio Caine said:

"Did anybody say....Just eat...?

 

aaarghhh!

yes

 

you can have a knuckle sandwich

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Sooperstar
3 hours ago, Horatio Caine said:

"Did anybody say....Just eat...?

 

aaarghhh!

*somebody.

 

You obviously haven't seen it enough.

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Konrad von Carstein
1 hour ago, Sooperstar said:

*somebody.

 

You obviously haven't seen it enough.

:lol:

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been here before

"Uuuuuuhhhhh Donnas cakes".

 

"We have targets of course we have. We work hard, play hard..." :lol:

 

Get tae **** ye dick. You're a grey haired auld man in a 'wacky' shirt lugging boxes about in a warehouse.

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SectionDJambo
22 minutes ago, been here before said:

"Uuuuuuhhhhh Donnas cakes".

 

"We have targets of course we have. We work hard, play hard..." :lol:

 

Get tae **** ye dick. You're a grey haired auld man in a 'wacky' shirt lugging boxes about in a warehouse.

Is it not a woman who goes on about working and playing hard? Hard to tell, right enough, but he/she looks to be somebody that would be a right barrel of fun to work with.

Agree about the cakes person too. And the advert. Certainly wouldn’t encourage me to join their happy and committed band.

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All roads lead to Gorgie

The KFC adverts with people licking there fingers. Horrible to watch at the best of times but in the health crisis we are facing totally wrong to be promoting such behavior.

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westbow
3 hours ago, been here before said:

"Uuuuuuhhhhh Donnas cakes".

 

"We have targets of course we have. We work hard, play hard..." :lol:

 

Get tae **** ye dick. You're a grey haired auld man in a 'wacky' shirt lugging boxes about in a warehouse.

opened the thread to say the exact same thing.

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4 hours ago, been here before said:

"Uuuuuuhhhhh Donnas cakes".

 

"We have targets of course we have. We work hard, play hard..." :lol:

 

Get tae **** ye dick. You're a grey haired auld man in a 'wacky' shirt lugging boxes about in a warehouse.

 

"Work hard, play hard" is the universal code for "Toxic work environment" usually featuring sexual harassment, bullying and drink/drug abuse at all levels.
And, in Amazon's case, pissing in bottles because management spy on you all day and losing your job for taking sick days.

 

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been here before
17 minutes ago, Cade said:

 

"Work hard, play hard" is the universal code for "Toxic work environment" usually featuring sexual harassment, bullying and drink/drug abuse at all levels.

 

 

I imagine he's done all of the above.

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Jambof3tornado

The fekkin bingo one with the wifie player the guitar with her feet.

 

off.

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milky_26

that harrys razor advert, they do things differently by having a razor with 5 blades and a precision trimmer. no your not that is like almost every other razor on the market you pricks

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Suso Santana

Got one appearing on here the now that with a picture of a jeep

 

It says HERTZ haha

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Alexa. Phone the police to report the neighbours that are letting their daughter kick a ball against a wall at 4.30am. 

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milky_26
On 13/03/2020 at 16:48, milky_26 said:

that harrys razor advert, they do things differently by having a razor with 5 blades and a precision trimmer. no your not that is like almost every other razor on the market you pricks

further to this, just spotted on the advert that the razor comes in a plastic insert that is inside a box which comes in a bag which comes in another box. What a waste of packaging

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Seymour M Hersh
On 15/03/2020 at 19:13, Tazio said:

Alexa. Phone the police to report the neighbours that are letting their daughter kick a ball against a wall at 4.30am. 

 

Aye, spoilt little brat. 

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See they Nationwide ones with the unfunny comedians are back on. They weren't funny the first time and they're even worse now. That scouse twat, Jesus wept.

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Salad Fingers

The Galbani advert that comes on during the breaks in Come Dine With Me. 

 

"When I'm making Italian, I like to use Gablini"

"It's Galbani"

"That's right Gablani"

"Galbani"

"Yeah, that's what I said...Gableeeni" 

 

:muggy: 

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Nationwide again......................where do you start with this sanctimonious trash?

 

 

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Furious Styles
1 hour ago, JWL said:

Nationwide again......................where do you start with this sanctimonious trash?

 

 


they are the worst adverts. If I banked with nationwide I’d seriously consider leaving them. 

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Salad Fingers
4 hours ago, JWL said:

Nationwide again......................where do you start with this sanctimonious trash?

 

 

 

:seething:

 

I seen that at the weekend and I nearly put my foot through the screen. 

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J.T.F.Robertson
4 hours ago, JWL said:

Nationwide again......................where do you start with this sanctimonious trash?

 

 

 

She's "learnt". :rolleyes:

 

 

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Georgecowie

Vigorously agree about Nationwide. Not sure if allowed to like adverts but I enjoy the sipsmith gin one. 

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robroy1874
7 hours ago, JWL said:

Nationwide again......................where do you start with this sanctimonious trash?

 

 

Totally agree. They have a stream of mindless urban. philosophers' or self describing poets who make you want to change channel every time they start spouting their rubbish

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Tommy Brown

Bank of Scotland one is ok on first viewing.

But boy, does it get some airplay throughout the day. Having the TV on the background as I work from home. Seems like twice an hour all day.

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Horatio Caine
3 hours ago, Tommy Brown said:

Bank of Scotland one is ok on first viewing.

But boy, does it get some airplay throughout the day. Having the TV on the background as I work from home. Seems like twice an hour all day.

The Susan Calman one? It's not too annoying until the very last bit where a stereotypical Scottish wifie comes up -"are you lost wee laddie?"  Cringe cringe cringe....straight out of Brigadoon

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Joey J J Jr Shabadoo
10 hours ago, Georgecowie said:

Vigorously agree about Nationwide. Not sure if allowed to like adverts but I enjoy the sipsmith gin one. 

That one annoys me, as they use the American version of Craig - pronounced Cregg.

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gashauskis9

“You gotta get em up there girls...”

 

A real fav when you’re trying to eat yer tea.

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milky_26

that VOXI advert. oooh i;m a game show host, a dj. 

 

No your are an arsehole

 

 

:arghh: :arghh: :arghh:

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Uncle Buck

I’ve been locked in the house for 6 weeks and I have a very unhealthy hatred towards Susan Calman. What a little *****.

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Sooperstar
On 01/05/2020 at 05:08, Tommy Brown said:

Bank of Scotland one is ok on first viewing.

But boy, does it get some airplay throughout the day. Having the TV on the background as I work from home. Seems like twice an hour all day.

Nothing with Susan Calman on it is ok on first viewing.

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EH11_2NL
19 hours ago, Sooperstar said:

Nothing with Susan Calman on it is ok on first viewing.

About as funny as root canal treatment.

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Georgecowie
On 01/05/2020 at 13:33, Joey J J Jr Shabadoo said:

That one annoys me, as they use the American version of Craig - pronounced Cregg.

Just sounds like a Birmingham accent saying Craig to me. Still, more in the spirit of the thread if it annoys you so glad I mentioned that ad. 

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milky_26

notice they have brought back that budweiser advert with the waasssuppp

 

no just nooooooooo

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Salad Fingers
On 08/05/2020 at 01:35, milky_26 said:

notice they have brought back that budweiser advert with the waasssuppp

 

no just nooooooooo

 

A million times better than that Nationwide pish and that's saying something. 

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been here before
22 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said:

 

A million times better than that Nationwide pish and that's saying something. 

 

How are you yeah cause we mean it now yeah. How... are... you... yeah. Hows your mum yeah. Cause it matters now yeah, we really mean it yeah.

 

Sanctimonious *****.

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Salad Fingers
On 01/05/2020 at 03:11, Georgecowie said:

Vigorously agree about Nationwide. Not sure if allowed to like adverts but I enjoy the sipsmith gin one. 

 

I like the animation in the Sipsmith one. It reminds me a bit of Fantastic Mr Fox (which is  a great film btw). 

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Debut 4
On 10/05/2020 at 16:58, been here before said:

 

How are you yeah cause we mean it now yeah. How... are... you... yeah. Hows your mum yeah. Cause it matters now yeah, we really mean it yeah.

 

Sanctimonious *****.

Dinnae.  I f^^^in despise Nationwide’s adverts....blood is currently ‘bilin’...

 

😂

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Debut 4

Cannae mind the specifics, but the exaggerated politeness (sounding) Scottish bird saying to her wee daughter, “Daddy’s cooking”....but when she says cooking it’s more like “coooouuuuking”....who the **** talks like that?   Fake as....😡😂

 

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muldoon74

No specifics but almost all adverts now, are collages of mobile fn footage. *** arseholes doing pishy tiktok dances or being seen to observe the lockdown rules.. Doing my tits in. 

 

That amazon advert where they all have masks, and get temperature, checks... I'm willng to bet amazon dunfermline or Bathgate is nothing like that! Warehouse I'm in just now (not amazon) is organised chaos most days. 

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Salad Fingers
7 hours ago, muldoon74 said:

No specifics but almost all adverts now, are collages of mobile fn footage. *** arseholes doing pishy tiktok dances or being seen to observe the lockdown rules.. Doing my tits in. 

 

That amazon advert where they all have masks, and get temperature, checks... I'm willng to bet amazon dunfermline or Bathgate is nothing like that! Warehouse I'm in just now (not amazon) is organised chaos most days. 

 

Just commented on this earlier. Patronising *******s everywhere these days. 

 

Another thing that's annoying me is before a soap or quiz show comes on, they feel the need to tell us that it was recorded before the coronavirus. 

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muldoon74

I'm constant backshift these days so am able for the most part to avoid adverts. Thank feck for sky plus. 

 

Still get caught out and have a daily seethe now, and then though. 😠

 

Anything with some twenty something, not living with parents, anymore, erse hole tapping their mobile fn and giving a smug, self satisfied look at camera with a "that's, me, sorted" expression... There's plenty of them out there..  

 

 

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