The monthly Annoying Advert thread

[robroy1874]

Moon Pig and that stupid girl bleating on

 

And

 

That smug George the Poet with his drivel

[neilnunb]

Well done Nationwide, you win again!

[Ribble]

Seen one last night for wipes specifically for when you have piles, quite literally an advert for arsewipes

[bairdy]

On 22/07/2020 at 13:21, All roads lead to Gorgie said:

The Snoop Dogg just eat ad. He must be desperate. 

All the just eat ads just put me off eating, full stop.

100/% This !

[obua]

On 20/09/2020 at 20:43, neilnunb said:

Well done Nationwide, you win again!

Just seen that one, just want to throw something at the telly.

[Sooperstar]

There is one that says 'Perfect' repeatedly that I turned off within about 5 seconds the 1st time I saw it.

 

The Asda one is just mind blowingly bad and I will make a point of never visiting one of their stores again.

[Samuel Camazzola]

Battle of the gimps at present between 'Sunny' on the Asda ad and the poet on the Nationwide on. 

 

I think the poet rambling on about his privacy takes some beating! 😳😠

[Seymour M Hersh]

20 hours ago, Sooperstar said:

There is one that says 'Perfect' repeatedly that I turned off within about 5 seconds the 1st time I saw it.

 

The Asda one is just mind blowingly bad and I will make a point of never visiting one of their stores again.

 

That's the one with Danny Dyers daughter. You're correct she is ****ing annoying as is the advert. 

[milky_26]

4 minutes ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

That's the one with Danny Dyers daughter. You're correct she is ****ing annoying as is the advert. 

the lass in that perf with surf ad is danny dyers daughter?

 

it is a very annoying ad

[Seymour M Hersh]

Just now, milky_26 said:

the lass in that perf with surf ad is danny dyers daughter?

 

it is a very annoying ad

 

So the missus tells me and she knows about stuff like this. 

[Seymour M Hersh]

Just witnessed the new ASDA advert with the family weird. Immediately annoying. 

[All roads lead to Gorgie]

The Lloyd's Bank horse running ad. Please keep the thing in its field, its out of control and a danger to the public. 

[Sooperstar]

1 hour ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

That's the one with Danny Dyers daughter. You're correct she is ****ing annoying as is the advert. 

No no no. That one is very annoying, but it's not the one I'm talking about. And I thought at first that was Danny Dyer's daughter then I decided it wasn't. 

[Sooperstar]

2 hours ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

That's the one with Danny Dyers daughter. You're correct she is ****ing annoying as is the advert. 

I had to take to Twitter to find out what the advert was.

 

 

[Seymour M Hersh]

Just now, Sooperstar said:

I had to take to Twitter to find out what the advert was.

 

 

 

There isn't a perfume or men's cologne advert out there that isn't annoying, pretentious and full of as swipes you'd cross several roads to avoid. 

[been here before]

3 hours ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

That's the one with Danny Dyers daughter. You're correct she is ****ing annoying as is the advert. 

 

3 hours ago, milky_26 said:

the lass in that perf with surf ad is danny dyers daughter?

 

it is a very annoying ad

 

2 hours ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

So the missus tells me and she knows about stuff like this. 

 

You slags muggin me off?

[Lone Striker]

On 22/09/2020 at 21:36, All roads lead to Gorgie said:

The Lloyd's Bank horse running ad. Please keep the thing in its field, its out of control and a danger to the public. 

Perfect description of Lloyds Bank *   actually.  🙂

 

* Other "out of control and danger to the public" banks are available .... lots of them 

[trotter]

I dont know why, but im being bombarded by ads on YouTube of some smug Irish twat trying to help financial advisors get their grubby hands on people's hard earned. 

 

"We've developed a system that attracts..."

 

**** off you prick

[JWL]

Looks like a bellend, talks like a bellend, conclusion...........................................bellend.

 

 

[Seymour M Hersh]

2 hours ago, JWL said:

Looks like a bellend, talks like a bellend, conclusion...........................................bellend.

 

 

 

As they say if it walks like a duck etc etc. 

[milky_26]

they have given that idiot in the asda advert a new one to promote a self scan app

[been here before]

2 hours ago, JWL said:

Looks like a bellend, talks like a bellend, conclusion...........................................bellend.

 

 

 

Andy Storey.

 

Jumble up the letters in his name and you get  Hairy faced Hipster wank.

 

Try it...

[neilnunb]

I have to put this in, simply cos she gives me the creeps. She's like a talking mannequin.

 

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