All roads lead to Gorgie Posted September 22, 2020 Posted September 22, 2020 The Lloyd's Bank horse running ad. Please keep the thing in its field, its out of control and a danger to the public. Quote
Sooperstar Posted September 22, 2020 Posted September 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Seymour M Hersh said: That's the one with Danny Dyers daughter. You're correct she is ****ing annoying as is the advert. No no no. That one is very annoying, but it's not the one I'm talking about. And I thought at first that was Danny Dyer's daughter then I decided it wasn't. Quote
Sooperstar Posted September 22, 2020 Posted September 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Seymour M Hersh said: That's the one with Danny Dyers daughter. You're correct she is ****ing annoying as is the advert. I had to take to Twitter to find out what the advert was. Quote
Seymour M Hersh Posted September 22, 2020 Posted September 22, 2020 Just now, Sooperstar said: I had to take to Twitter to find out what the advert was. There isn't a perfume or men's cologne advert out there that isn't annoying, pretentious and full of as swipes you'd cross several roads to avoid. Quote
been here before Posted September 22, 2020 Posted September 22, 2020 3 hours ago, Seymour M Hersh said: That's the one with Danny Dyers daughter. You're correct she is ****ing annoying as is the advert. 3 hours ago, milky_26 said: the lass in that perf with surf ad is danny dyers daughter? it is a very annoying ad 2 hours ago, Seymour M Hersh said: So the missus tells me and she knows about stuff like this. You slags muggin me off? Quote
Lone Striker Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 On 22/09/2020 at 21:36, All roads lead to Gorgie said: The Lloyd's Bank horse running ad. Please keep the thing in its field, its out of control and a danger to the public. Perfect description of Lloyds Bank * actually. 🙂 * Other "out of control and danger to the public" banks are available .... lots of them Quote
trotter Posted September 25, 2020 Posted September 25, 2020 I dont know why, but im being bombarded by ads on YouTube of some smug Irish twat trying to help financial advisors get their grubby hands on people's hard earned. "We've developed a system that attracts..." **** off you prick Quote
JWL Posted October 1, 2020 Posted October 1, 2020 Looks like a bellend, talks like a bellend, conclusion...........................................bellend. Quote
Seymour M Hersh Posted October 1, 2020 Posted October 1, 2020 2 hours ago, JWL said: Looks like a bellend, talks like a bellend, conclusion...........................................bellend. As they say if it walks like a duck etc etc. Quote
milky_26 Posted October 1, 2020 Posted October 1, 2020 they have given that idiot in the asda advert a new one to promote a self scan app Quote
been here before Posted October 1, 2020 Posted October 1, 2020 2 hours ago, JWL said: Looks like a bellend, talks like a bellend, conclusion...........................................bellend. Andy Storey. Jumble up the letters in his name and you get Hairy faced Hipster wank. Try it... Quote
neilnunb Posted October 17, 2020 Posted October 17, 2020 I have to put this in, simply cos she gives me the creeps. She's like a talking mannequin. 😁 Quote
Fitzroy Pointon Posted December 25, 2020 Posted December 25, 2020 Who's idea was it to give that wee nippy Welsh sweetie out of Gavin and Stacey about five different voice-overs? Accent goes right through me. Quote
gashauskis9 Posted December 25, 2020 Posted December 25, 2020 Pelaton advert can GTF. Absolutely murdered a great song. Quote
obua Posted December 26, 2020 Posted December 26, 2020 That cinch ad is brutal, who’s the guy with the big teeth mincing around. Quote
Lovecraft Posted December 26, 2020 Posted December 26, 2020 Not a specific one but more general: It would appear that 90% of couples are now Interracial. Quote
Horatio Caine Posted December 27, 2020 Posted December 27, 2020 On 26/12/2020 at 00:02, obua said: That cinch ad is brutal, who’s the guy with the big teeth mincing around. Ryland Clark Neal. Latest flavour of the year. Quote
Horatio Caine Posted December 27, 2020 Posted December 27, 2020 The advert for STV Player where there's a horrible looking couple sitting on the sofa deciding what to watch. Wife makes a choice, husband grimaces, then produces a tablet to watch his own choice creepily uttering "I'm the boss too". Brutal. Quote
Jambo-Jimbo Posted December 27, 2020 Posted December 27, 2020 32 minutes ago, Humblerogue said: Would x3. Shit advert though. Quote
been here before Posted December 27, 2020 Posted December 27, 2020 On 26/12/2020 at 21:55, Lovecraft said: Not a specific one but more general: It would appear that 90% of couples are now Interracial. And all have one son and one daughter. Quote
Lovecraft Posted December 27, 2020 Posted December 27, 2020 10 minutes ago, been here before said: And all have one son and one daughter. It's like they are trying to tick boxes Quote
Seymour M Hersh Posted December 30, 2020 Posted December 30, 2020 Anyone seen the new Ryanair advert? Starts of with a pronouncement that the vaccine is coming then waffles about flights/holidays and ends with the classic line you can "Jab & Go". Really naff (as you'd expect from Ryanair). Quote
neilnunb Posted January 21, 2021 Posted January 21, 2021 This 'oldie' seems to be getting a regular airing just now...presumably they aren't making new ones with even more annoying twats during the pandemic. Quote
muldoon74 Posted January 21, 2021 Posted January 21, 2021 On 26/12/2020 at 21:55, Lovecraft said: Not a specific one but more general: It would appear that 90% of couples are now Interracial. And same sex... Quote
SectionDJambo Posted January 21, 2021 Posted January 21, 2021 1 hour ago, muldoon74 said: And same sex... Definitely noticeable how careful advertising companies have become around being "politically correct" with their adverts. There's nothing wrong with that, of course, but positive discrimination should also be guarded against, in my opinion. The recent discussion around gay actors only being allowed to portray gay people is an example of how the best intentions to get with our times and cultures can get muddled. That discussion then branched out into whether gay actors should play straight roles. If we're not careful, it could get extremely silly, like French actors only being able to play French people, for example. Where would we be without Dick van Dyke's cockney accent or Sean Connery having played a Russian submarine commander with a Scottish accent? Quote
Sooperstar Posted January 21, 2021 Posted January 21, 2021 On 27/12/2020 at 09:16, Horatio Caine said: The advert for STV Player where there's a horrible looking couple sitting on the sofa deciding what to watch. Wife makes a choice, husband grimaces, then produces a tablet to watch his own choice creepily uttering "I'm the boss too". Brutal. 'Great'. He is such a prick. Quote
muldoon74 Posted January 22, 2021 Posted January 22, 2021 Anyone else get an image of a manky ringpiece when that fricking Andrex "Clean is" advert comes on? Quote
Cade Posted January 22, 2021 Posted January 22, 2021 3 hours ago, muldoon74 said: Anyone else get an image of a manky ringpiece when that fricking Andrex "Clean is" advert comes on? Like a ripped out fireplace Quote
J.T.F.Robertson Posted January 23, 2021 Posted January 23, 2021 Not annoying, but ****ing heart breaking. These televised appeals on behalf of animal charities, the pictures just make me want to cry/scream/curse. Feel more rage on their behalf than anything homo sapien related. Quote
William H. Bonney Posted January 31, 2021 Posted January 31, 2021 The new nationwide advert is possibly the worst one yet. These adverts give me the seethe so much I probably wouldn’t converse with someone If I knew they banked with nationwide. Quote
Samuel Camazzola Posted January 31, 2021 Posted January 31, 2021 15 minutes ago, Furious Styles said: The new nationwide advert is possibly the worst one yet. These adverts give me the seethe so much I probably wouldn’t converse with someone If I knew they banked with nationwide. They are all terrible. No idea why their marketing folk would sanction this nonsense. The Jamie Redknapp car rental one needs to be added to the annoying list too! 😡 Quote
JWL Posted January 31, 2021 Posted January 31, 2021 This is the one that's currently doing my head in. Seems to be on at every ad break, Haven't a clue what she does either. Quote
Cade Posted February 4, 2021 Posted February 4, 2021 Any advert that uses the phrases "Pre-Owned" or "Pre-Loved" What you mean is "2nd Hand" or "Used" ya dicks Quote
Sooperstar Posted February 4, 2021 Posted February 4, 2021 On 31/01/2021 at 10:36, Furious Styles said: The new nationwide advert is possibly the worst one yet. These adverts give me the seethe so much I probably wouldn’t converse with someone If I knew they banked with nationwide. That the one of the poet guy speaking in a completely unnatural way? If so then I agree. Quote
William H. Bonney Posted February 4, 2021 Posted February 4, 2021 Just now, Sooperstar said: That the one of the poet guy speaking in a completely unnatural way? If so then I agree. The guy from Birmingham. Quote
Sooperstar Posted February 4, 2021 Posted February 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Furious Styles said: The guy from Birmingham. Yep. Quote
Fitzroy Pointon Posted February 4, 2021 Posted February 4, 2021 On 31/01/2021 at 14:22, JWL said: This is the one that's currently doing my head in. Seems to be on at every ad break, Haven't a clue what she does either. Think she's an investigative journalist. Much the same as Roger Cook but less likely to get a baseball bat rammed into her face. Quote
Fitzroy Pointon Posted February 4, 2021 Posted February 4, 2021 Seen a couple of adverts recently where the narrator copies Matt Berry's 'Steven Toast' voice. Completely pointless, doesn't even do a good job of it. Quote
milky_26 Posted February 4, 2021 Posted February 4, 2021 those stupid dominos adverts where if the person orders the wrong takeaway (i.e. not a dominos) some awful thing will happen to them. Quote
Seymour M Hersh Posted February 4, 2021 Posted February 4, 2021 3 hours ago, Salad Fingers said: Think she's an investigative journalist. Much the same as Roger Cook but less likely to get a baseball bat rammed into her face. Certainly not her face. Quote
Harry Potter Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 battery powered car adverts, never give the prices, wonder why. Quote
Captain Hunter Posted February 27, 2021 Posted February 27, 2021 film on four sponsored by funny plooper fart kit or funny calm bullshit. i have complained to the company....try listening to this add twice on every break on film four....while on lock down i admit film four can be on in the background most of the day....the voice of this guy sounds like some kind of menacing slasher right out of a horror flick....for god sake give us a money caaaaaaalmmmm voice and cut the bull shit cool as a clam rubbish...my god to think some bunch of twats have been paid thousands for this....anyway all advertises beware i hit the mute button on average 10 times dururing film 4 movies...if you place your ads with funny farty kit....then i never hear your ads Quote
Samuel Camazzola Posted March 12, 2021 Posted March 12, 2021 The Tesco ad with the creepy looking guy who talks through his teeth with one of the worst accents around! 🤬 It would be quite pleasing if his kitchen caught fire whilst he slouches about in his pit! Quote
Sooperstar Posted March 13, 2021 Posted March 13, 2021 Daisy daisy daisy daisy daisy daisy daisy daisy. Quote
Horatio Caine Posted April 8, 2021 Posted April 8, 2021 Fosters funeral services - utter crap with its wee cartoon characters and shitey accents. Plus.net - now I quite like Jason Manford, but I'm fed up with him telling us what they say in Yorkshire. "that'll do" - well, it's not just in Yorkshire we say that, so STFU Jason - that'll do. Quote
Prince Buaben Posted April 8, 2021 Posted April 8, 2021 12 minutes ago, Horatio Caine said: Fosters funeral services - utter crap with its wee cartoon characters and shitey accents. Plus.net - now I quite like Jason Manford, but I'm fed up with him telling us what they say in Yorkshire. "that'll do" - well, it's not just in Yorkshire we say that, so STFU Jason - that'll do. It's not Jason Manford in the adverts Quote
Horatio Caine Posted April 8, 2021 Posted April 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Prince Buaben said: It's not Jason Manford in the adverts What??? Who the hell is it then? Has he got a twin brother? Quote
Prince Buaben Posted April 8, 2021 Posted April 8, 2021 10 minutes ago, Horatio Caine said: What??? Who the hell is it then? Has he got a twin brother? Boys called Craig Murray. Quote
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