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On 22/07/2020 at 13:21, All roads lead to Gorgie said:

The Snoop Dogg just eat ad. He must be desperate. 

All the just eat ads just put me off eating, full stop.

100/% This !

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There is one that says 'Perfect' repeatedly that I turned off within about 5 seconds the 1st time I saw it.

 

The Asda one is just mind blowingly bad and I will make a point of never visiting one of their stores again.

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Samuel Camazzola

Battle of the gimps at present between 'Sunny' on the Asda ad and the poet on the Nationwide on. 

 

I think the poet rambling on about his privacy takes some beating! 😳😠

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20 hours ago, Sooperstar said:

There is one that says 'Perfect' repeatedly that I turned off within about 5 seconds the 1st time I saw it.

 

The Asda one is just mind blowingly bad and I will make a point of never visiting one of their stores again.

 

That's the one with Danny Dyers daughter. You're correct she is ****ing annoying as is the advert. 

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4 minutes ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

That's the one with Danny Dyers daughter. You're correct she is ****ing annoying as is the advert. 

the lass in that perf with surf ad is danny dyers daughter?

 

it is a very annoying ad

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Just now, milky_26 said:

the lass in that perf with surf ad is danny dyers daughter?

 

it is a very annoying ad

 

So the missus tells me and she knows about stuff like this. :lol:

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All roads lead to Gorgie

The Lloyd's Bank horse running ad. Please keep the thing in its field, its out of control and a danger to the public. 

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1 hour ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

That's the one with Danny Dyers daughter. You're correct she is ****ing annoying as is the advert. 

No no no. That one is very annoying, but it's not the one I'm talking about. And I thought at first that was Danny Dyer's daughter then I decided it wasn't. 

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2 hours ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

That's the one with Danny Dyers daughter. You're correct she is ****ing annoying as is the advert. 

I had to take to Twitter to find out what the advert was.

 

 

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Just now, Sooperstar said:

I had to take to Twitter to find out what the advert was.

 

 

 

There isn't a perfume or men's cologne advert out there that isn't annoying, pretentious and full of as swipes you'd cross several roads to avoid. 

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3 hours ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

That's the one with Danny Dyers daughter. You're correct she is ****ing annoying as is the advert. 

 

3 hours ago, milky_26 said:

the lass in that perf with surf ad is danny dyers daughter?

 

it is a very annoying ad

 

2 hours ago, Seymour M Hersh said:

 

So the missus tells me and she knows about stuff like this. :lol:

 

You slags muggin me off?

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On 22/09/2020 at 21:36, All roads lead to Gorgie said:

The Lloyd's Bank horse running ad. Please keep the thing in its field, its out of control and a danger to the public

Perfect description of Lloyds Bank *   actually.  🙂

 

* Other "out of control and danger to the public" banks are available .... lots of them 

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I dont know why, but im being bombarded by ads on YouTube of some smug Irish twat trying to help financial advisors get their grubby hands on people's hard earned. 

 

"We've developed a system that attracts..."

 

**** off you prick

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2 hours ago, JWL said:

Looks like a bellend, talks like a bellend, conclusion...........................................bellend.

 

 

 

As they say if it walks like a duck etc etc. 

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2 hours ago, JWL said:

Looks like a bellend, talks like a bellend, conclusion...........................................bellend.

 

 

 

Andy Storey.

 

Jumble up the letters in his name and you get  Hairy faced Hipster wank.

 

Try it...

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Salad Fingers

Who's idea was it to give that wee nippy Welsh sweetie out of Gavin and Stacey about five different voice-overs? Accent goes right through me. 

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On 26/12/2020 at 00:02, obua said:

That cinch ad is brutal, who’s the guy with the big teeth mincing around.

Ryland Clark Neal.  Latest flavour of the year.

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Horatio Caine

The advert for STV Player where there's a horrible looking couple sitting on the sofa deciding what to watch.  Wife makes a choice, husband grimaces, then produces a tablet to watch his own choice creepily uttering "I'm the boss too".  Brutal.

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On 26/12/2020 at 21:55, Lovecraft said:

Not a specific one but more general:

 

It would appear that 90% of couples are now Interracial.

 

 

 

And all have one son and one daughter.

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Seymour M Hersh

Anyone seen the new Ryanair advert? Starts of with a pronouncement that the vaccine is coming then waffles about flights/holidays and ends with the classic line you can "Jab & Go". Really naff (as you'd expect from Ryanair). :lol:

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This 'oldie' seems to be getting a regular airing just now...presumably they aren't making new ones with even more annoying twats during the pandemic.

 

 

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