JWL Posted March 23 Posted March 23 There's some howlers during the day which are unavoidable if you have the telly on when WFH. Funerals and day care and as already said, Verisure alarms. That one where the girl is caring for the auld duffer, 'I heard you played the guitar', 'I dabbled, actually I was very good'........tosser. 'Tomorrow Jeremy's coming for tea'. Jeremy's life must be pretty bloody miserable if all he has to look forward to is an afternoon with that auld goat.
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted March 23 Posted March 23 The Argos ad with the talking doll and the dinosaur thingy keeps freaking me out. Something very unsettling about the doll especially.
...a bit disco Posted March 23 Posted March 23 4 hours ago, JWL said: There's some howlers during the day which are unavoidable if you have the telly on when WFH. Funerals and day care and as already said, Verisure alarms. That one where the girl is caring for the auld duffer, 'I heard you played the guitar', 'I dabbled, actually I was very good'........tosser. 'Tomorrow Jeremy's coming for tea'. Jeremy's life must be pretty bloody miserable if all he has to look forward to is an afternoon with that auld goat. To be fair, the auld ***** must have a decent malt whisky stash to fuel Jeremy's craving for a "sly" one.
...a bit disco Posted March 23 Posted March 23 22 hours ago, neilnunb said: I think they've gone one 'better'... Thankfully, not somewhere I'd ever eat anyway. 🙃 That's a bit dark.
scottishguy Posted March 31 Posted March 31 On 22/03/2025 at 18:27, neilnunb said: I think they've gone one 'better'... Thankfully, not somewhere I'd ever eat anyway. 🙃 That's just wrong 😂
scottishguy Posted May 5 Posted May 5 Lynx lower body spray advert! Another WTF advert. https://youtu.be/_ILS41bB5Gg?si=o28fbZlXErQ7dnOs
Sooperstar Posted May 5 Posted May 5 1 hour ago, scottishguy said: Lynx lower body spray advert! Another WTF advert. https://youtu.be/_ILS41bB5Gg?si=o28fbZlXErQ7dnOs Now we know what @i8hibsh has been up to.
i8hibsh Posted May 5 Posted May 5 1 minute ago, Sooperstar said: Now we know what @i8hibsh has been up to. Chicks dig it.
Korky Posted May 5 Posted May 5 The many (majority?) that pretend all marriages/ relationships are ethnically mixed. I checked the Mrs and she’s white so concluded I must be non-white!
milky_26 Posted June 13 Posted June 13 two current ones that really get on my nerves 1 - the samsung AI one where the idiot adds too much sugar to his pasta sauce. the suggestion is make cookies out of it. what about the pasta he was supposed to be making. also why did he have all the ingredients to make cookies out? is he that stupid that he makes cookies and calls it pasta? 2 - the pepsi one where they have a version of non, je ne regrette rien being sung in english. just noooooooooooooooooo
Cade Posted June 13 Posted June 13 8 minutes ago, milky_26 said: two current ones that really get on my nerves 1 - the samsung AI one where the idiot adds too much sugar to his pasta sauce. the suggestion is make cookies out of it. what about the pasta he was supposed to be making. also why did he have all the ingredients to make cookies out? is he that stupid that he makes cookies and calls it pasta? Not only is it on in EVERY BREAK, but the AI voice has that annoying whiny, nasal vocal fry sound.
Harry Potter Posted July 20 Posted July 20 Ive made my claim, surely anyone needing a claim would have done it by now. rather boring now.
AndrewB Posted July 20 Posted July 20 The Trivago one with Klopp. The previous one was so bad it was funny. "You're in the big leagues now.....Not Bad!" etc. But this one "I didn't check Trivago" and so on is so annoying.
...a bit disco Posted July 20 Posted July 20 Audible. "Bing bong, exsqueeze me" Napalm isn't enough for this shite.
Harry Potter Posted July 20 Posted July 20 1 hour ago, ...a bit disco said: Audible. "Bing bong, exsqueeze me" Napalm isn't enough for this shite. very nippy, utter drivel.
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted July 20 Posted July 20 If it has already been mentioned before sorry but the Wrigley's Gum advert with the mouth speaking from the forehead is gross.
heartgarfunkel Posted July 20 Posted July 20 Apologies if already slated, but bog roll one with the laddie farting in class and aw the rest is just dreadful. And that Volvo one with aw the ***** singing loudly in the motor, **** off
milky_26 Posted July 20 Posted July 20 3 hours ago, heartgarfunkel said: Apologies if already slated, but bog roll one with the laddie farting in class and aw the rest is just dreadful. And that Volvo one with aw the ***** singing loudly in the motor, **** off agree with the bog roll one, i keep hoping he ends up following through before reaching the toilet
Seymour M Hersh Posted July 21 Posted July 21 The current Toblerone advert is pretty gross. The one where they're all stuff a large bar of the stuff in their gobs.
Masonic Posted July 22 Posted July 22 without adblock plus i would even watch videos online. life is too precious to be wasting time watching adverts. during the football of course ads come on but i make use of that time by doin other stuff.
Horatio Caine Posted July 22 Posted July 22 7 hours ago, Masonic said: without adblock plus i would even watch videos online. life is too precious to be wasting time watching adverts. during the football of course ads come on but i make use of that time by doin other stuff. Ooh. What other stuff do you do?
Jacques de Gauthier Posted July 27 Posted July 27 Sort of related... I was in a supermarket (Tesco or Sainsburys, can't recall which) the other day and they had some screechy voiced bairn advertising stuff over the tannoy. Couldn't even make out what he/she was saying, but by christ it was nippy.
Horatio Caine Posted July 28 Posted July 28 On 27/07/2025 at 08:48, Harry Potter said: SCS sofas , how loud is this advert, . Haven't seen this. They having a sale by any chance?
Harry Potter Posted July 28 Posted July 28 4 minutes ago, Horatio Caine said: Haven't seen this. They having a sale by any chance? aye, mute button at the ready .
...a bit disco Posted November 5 Posted November 5 One for perusers of daytime TV, specifically U channels. "Simplicity Cremations, way to go way to go"
JWL Posted November 5 Posted November 5 7 hours ago, ...a bit disco said: One for perusers of daytime TV, specifically U channels. "Simplicity Cremations, way to go way to go" Is that the one with the guy and the lassie with her on the fiddle playing to an audience that actually applaud? I was sat open mouthed thinking WTAF!!!!!!!
...a bit disco Posted November 6 Posted November 6 9 hours ago, JWL said: Is that the one with the guy and the lassie with her on the fiddle playing to an audience that actually applaud? I was sat open mouthed thinking WTAF!!!!!!! That's the one!
rudi must stay Posted November 6 Posted November 6 Shaving adverts annoy me if only shaving was as easy as they show in the adverts
highlandjambo3 Posted November 6 Posted November 6 (edited) 3 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Shaving adverts annoy me if only shaving was as easy as they show in the adverts When I was 18 it was like shaving a balloon……now it’s like a *** pineapple, I’ve got to unfold bits to get in there 😳 Edited November 6 by highlandjambo3
John Findlay Posted November 6 Posted November 6 1 hour ago, highlandjambo3 said: When I was 18 it was like shaving a balloon……now it’s like a *** pineapple, I’ve got to unfold bits to get in there 😳 Grow a beard Percy😉
Horatio Caine Posted November 6 Posted November 6 "Let Glasgow flourish..." - this gets pedalled a lot. Starts with some lassie singing about `the second city of the Empire` - shut up! There is no feckin Empire any more (well - I'm partial to an empire biscuit tbf). Weegie propaganda.
highlandjambo3 Posted November 6 Posted November 6 22 minutes ago, John Findlay said: Grow a beard Percy😉 Nah….i’ll look like a rober.
Harry Potter Posted November 6 Posted November 6 19 hours ago, highlandjambo3 said: Play the scotto…..gets right on my humph very loud as well, mute button at the ready.
PortyJambo Posted November 6 Posted November 6 The Tena ad, I think it's them, with the woman in the gym who gets introduced to them after telling her friend about her bladder problems and then says "I can just let it all go now" in the middle of the gym. The one with the man in the gym changing room is almost as bad. How desperate for work must those actors be for that to be what everyone knows them by...
Tazio Posted November 6 Posted November 6 2 hours ago, Horatio Caine said: "Let Glasgow flourish..." - this gets pedalled a lot. Starts with some lassie singing about `the second city of the Empire` - shut up! There is no feckin Empire any more (well - I'm partial to an empire biscuit tbf). Weegie propaganda. That will be the Michael Marra song Mother Glasgow. Ironically he was a proud Dundonian.
highlandjambo3 Posted Sunday at 21:39 Posted Sunday at 21:39 That’s the first weeg irn bru snowman advert on now………..I need to vent the rage 😡😡😡…. Phenomenal apparently
Samuel Camazzola Posted Sunday at 22:05 Posted Sunday at 22:05 Dawn French and the M&S adverts. 😡 She deserves to muted with the Scotto boy's traffic cone.
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