The Great Khali Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Hey Kevin, what's in the shed? ****. Off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GhostHunter Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 There is one that is not on that much as its not a big company. Its for making/designing your own business cards. The boy who is obviously a "happy customer" talks about what a great service etc that it all is. The thing is though, the boy stutters right at the end of the sentence, he says something twice. I thought they my ear's were playing tricks but its been on a few times and he defo says the hook like twice. Nowt against folk with stutters obviously - just seems very odd the way the advert is done. I spotted that too and thought it very odd... Unless that was before the boy completely cracked and started acting like a pregnant gorilla and couldn't utter anything more than a grunt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve_Jersey_HMFC Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 That ******* bee in the new ******* Vodafone advert. This.. although Im not seething about it or find it annoying I just find it a pointless advert and its a complete injustice someone gets paid money to come up with pish like that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GlasgoJambo Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Can I throw in an awful radio advert? ****, b******,c***'s! That is painful. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Controversial one, but the latest cancer one. The baldy guy is a ******* dickhead Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Khali Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peter_hmfc Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Vanarama advert, to the tune of "That's Amore". Cringe factor is off the scale to the point the cringeometer itself is hiding in a corner facepalming a Cornetteface. :cornette: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boris Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 The Kevin Bacon adverts for whichever phone network he's flogging. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
milky_26 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 the harvesters advert with kids acting like chefs, hate it and i think it shows bad manners in children Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ribble Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Advertising as we know it it will start to change over the next few years, Sky are the first to use AdSmart technology (they won't be the only ones) that will mean adverts are targeted more precisely. What it will mean is that 2 people can be watching the same tv show but when it goes to the ad break, each person will see a very different set of adverts! As an example people in Wester Hailes may get a Farmfoods advert while those in Morningside get a Waitrose advert, Young Singles/couples without kids will get adverts for I-Phones whilst those with young kids will get a pampers advert etc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ortarkod Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Has anyone ever bought anything they saw in an advert? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cade Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Has anyone ever bought anything they saw in an advert? Cider Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Creepy Lurker Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Has anyone ever bought anything they saw in an advert? Do the wee adverts for dirty grans hotlines in porn mags count? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ribble Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Has anyone ever bought anything they saw in an advert? I'd imagine most I-Phone owners! You only need to try one of those 'logo quizzes' and you will soon realise how much information and imagery that you retain from advertising! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy Wiseau Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 The word "nacho" does not sound like the phrase "not your", you smug ****. I would also never allow my arsehole pal to take a dunt out my burger, but no wonder he does given the completely inarticulate, confused warning he gets in advance. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rossthejambo Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 The word "nacho" does not sound like the phrase "not your", you smug ****. I would also never allow my arsehole pal to take a dunt out my burger, but no wonder he does given the completely inarticulate, confused warning he gets in advance. As luck would have it, it's just came on my telly. I'd happily punch **** out of every one of those pricks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
:shitwine: Posted August 31, 2013 Author Share Posted August 31, 2013 The word "nacho" does not sound like the phrase "not your", you smug ****. I would also never allow my arsehole pal to take a dunt out my burger, but no wonder he does given the completely inarticulate, confused warning he gets in advance. This thread being bumped always makes my blood boil, as it just reminds me of that ******* advert Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tian447 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Might be a bit harsh but... I HATE charity ads! Always try and change the channel. Am I the only cruel cruel man? Same here. Try to make me feel guilty you dirty horrible *******s. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Konrad von Carstein Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 The word "nacho" does not sound like the phrase "not your", you smug ****. I would also never allow my arsehole pal to take a dunt out my burger, but no wonder he does given the completely inarticulate, confused warning he gets in advance. What advert is this? ClearlyI need to watch more telly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
milky_26 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 What advert is this? ClearlyI need to watch more telly kfc nacho burger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Prince Buaben Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 (edited) The Phileas Fog adverts. 'Did you use the C word?' Of course he did they are ******* crisps. Then start to appear in different costumes. One even has an old fat boy want to wrestle Edited September 1, 2013 by Kimi Raikkonen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Holyrood_Hearts Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 The Tango ARGH adverts with the bodybuilders & road safety adverts that had children singing on it equally drive me mad!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Creepy Lurker Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 I think what almost annoys me more about 'that's Nacho burger' is how chronically ******* terrible an idea a nacho burger is. A burger with a nacho in it. One ******* nacho. Hold me back. Dicks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 The Kevin Bacon adverts for whichever phone network he's flogging. Yeah the EE advert. Bloody annoying. On a lighter note the best advert at the moment has to be the Buyrites advert on the radio. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
:shitwine: Posted September 1, 2013 Author Share Posted September 1, 2013 I think the boys face after saying 'that's nacho drink' is at the pinnacle of punchable. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neave Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 The Barclays advert that pretty much says if you don't have money in your Barclays account you'll lose all your pals. 'For longer lasting friendships, rely on your bank'. Genuinely makes me feel sick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Khali Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Ben Fogle is a ***** http://youtu.be/BFyVpubOUio Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boris Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 As an aside, I quite like the Hilton hotels advert where they say wi-fi and breakfast is free. Only because the song playing is a version of this... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trotter Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Some of the American medicine ones I've been watching over here have been really doing my tits in. They say things like "ask your doctor if (insert generic brand name) is right for you". And I shit you not, "Serious side effects may include death, and an increased risk of fatal cancer, internal bleeding, fatal infections, etc, etc, etc."Eh, no thanks, I'll just stick to a bit of a sore head a for a few days. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
269miles Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Some of the American medicine ones I've been watching over here have been really doing my tits in. They say things like "ask your doctor if (insert generic brand name) is right for you". And I shit you not, "Serious side effects may include death, and an increased risk of fatal cancer, internal bleeding, fatal infections, etc, etc, etc."Eh, no thanks, I'll just stick to a bit of a sore head a for a few days. LOL. Watched a few of these on holiday a couple of weeks back. Adverts which seem to say "look we've gota cure for a problem , but YOU can't take it ". As for the UK : when the **** are we gonna hear the last of that bloody insurance company's ads - I refuse to name them. The bank ad (Barclays ? Nat West ?) where the little kid is in the garden talking about his parents lives and how the bank gave them a mortgage so they could move to a bigger house to have him...........pass the sick bucket. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Craigieboy Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Voyageprive. The second guy at the desk. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rudi must stay Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Dont know about worst, but the best advert is the muller rice one with the bear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big Chae Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Dont know about worst, but the best advert is the muller rice one with the bear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cyprus Jambo Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Dont know about worst, but the best advert is the muller rice one with the bear I always have a little laugh when that comes on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
:shitwine: Posted March 5, 2014 Author Share Posted March 5, 2014 'ANYTHING FOR YAO, CUPCAKE!' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Benoit Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 'ANYTHING FOR YAO, CUPCAKE!' If it wasn't against the rules I would go into great detail the pain and suffering I want to inflict on that bellend Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 'ANYTHING FOR YAO, CUPCAKE!' I came on to post this. most annoying advert ever. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Craigieboy Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Voyageprive. The second guy at the desk. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cairneyhill Jambo Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Usually heard on Radio Forth every day. "one Thistle Timber, there's only one Thistle Timber" If I ever meet the guy, i'll quite happily ram a ******* fencepost sideways up his ****. It must have cost them at least a fiver to make it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sooperstar Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Coming up for the season of adverts with egg related puns. Can't wait. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GhostHunter Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Madbid advert If my postman started asking me all those questions, I'd fecking smack him in the pus. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theo1874 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 'ANYTHING FOR YAO, CUPCAKE!' This. I ******* hate that advert. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigsuperslim1874 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 (edited) 'ANYTHING FOR YAO, CUPCAKE!' I was getting worried that no-one else had mentioned this advert! It genuinely makes me seethe when it comes on. Edited March 5, 2014 by bigsuperslim1874 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DocBrown Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Has to be the Amazon kindle fire one. the one where the guy talks to the irish bird about her addiction to Candy Crush. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kenny ******* Powers Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 I was at the cinema a couple of weeks ago.That advert with the cat that sings we built this city(for 3?) came on before the trailers. The advert doesn't bother me so much it was the reaction of the rest of the audience that made me cringe. You would think it was the funniest thing they had ever seen. Some of them were howling with laughter. Is it just me or is it really not that funny? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour M Hersh Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Has anyone ever bought anything they saw in an advert? Yes but not because of the advert. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour M Hersh Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Voyageprive. The second guy at the desk. All of them. Think they're better than everyone else because they joined a posh discount club. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dobmisterdobster Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) Any advert that goes on about "secrets". Secret offers on hotels, "the worst kept secret in beauty" It's not a ******* secret if it's being advertised. Edited March 6, 2014 by dobmisterdobster Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sooperstar Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Never seen that before. Horrible middle class name with an advert of horrible middle class knobs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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