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The Great Khali

Hey Kevin, what's in the shed?

 

****. Off.

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Guest GhostHunter

There is one that is not on that much as its not a big company. Its for making/designing your own business cards. The boy who is obviously a "happy customer" talks about what a great service etc that it all is. The thing is though, the boy stutters right at the end of the sentence, he says something twice. I thought they my ear's were playing tricks but its been on a few times and he defo says the hook like twice.

 

Nowt against folk with stutters obviously - just seems very odd the way the advert is done.

 

:D

 

I spotted that too and thought it very odd...

 

Unless that was before the boy completely cracked and started acting like a pregnant gorilla and couldn't utter anything more than a grunt.

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Steve_Jersey_HMFC

That ******* bee in the new ******* Vodafone advert. :seething:

 

This.. although Im not seething about it or find it annoying I just find it a pointless advert and its a complete injustice someone gets paid money to come up with pish like that

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GlasgoJambo

Can I throw in an awful radio advert?

 

 

****, b******,c***'s! That is painful.

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Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC

Controversial one, but the latest cancer one.

 

The baldy guy is a ******* dickhead

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The Great Khali

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peter_hmfc

Vanarama advert, to the tune of "That's Amore".

 

Cringe factor is off the scale to the point the cringeometer itself is hiding in a corner facepalming a Cornetteface.

 

:cornette: :cornette: :cornette:

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Boris

The Kevin Bacon adverts for whichever phone network he's flogging.

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milky_26

the harvesters advert with kids acting like chefs, hate it and i think it shows bad manners in children

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Ribble

Advertising as we know it it will start to change over the next few years, Sky are the first to use AdSmart technology (they won't be the only ones) that will mean adverts are targeted more precisely.

 

What it will mean is that 2 people can be watching the same tv show but when it goes to the ad break, each person will see a very different set of adverts! As an example people in Wester Hailes may get a Farmfoods advert while those in Morningside get a Waitrose advert, Young Singles/couples without kids will get adverts for I-Phones whilst those with young kids will get a pampers advert etc

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Ortarkod

Has anyone ever bought anything they saw in an advert?

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Cade

Has anyone ever bought anything they saw in an advert?

Cider

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Creepy Lurker

Has anyone ever bought anything they saw in an advert?

 

Do the wee adverts for dirty grans hotlines in porn mags count?

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Ribble

Has anyone ever bought anything they saw in an advert?

 

I'd imagine most I-Phone owners!

 

You only need to try one of those 'logo quizzes' and you will soon realise how much information and imagery that you retain from advertising!

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Tommy Wiseau

The word "nacho" does not sound like the phrase "not your", you smug ****. I would also never allow my arsehole pal to take a dunt out my burger, but no wonder he does given the completely inarticulate, confused warning he gets in advance.

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rossthejambo

 

The word "nacho" does not sound like the phrase "not your", you smug ****. I would also never allow my arsehole pal to take a dunt out my burger, but no wonder he does given the completely inarticulate, confused warning he gets in advance.

 

As luck would have it, it's just came on my telly. I'd happily punch **** out of every one of those pricks.

 

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:shitwine:

The word "nacho" does not sound like the phrase "not your", you smug ****. I would also never allow my arsehole pal to take a dunt out my burger, but no wonder he does given the completely inarticulate, confused warning he gets in advance.

 

This thread being bumped always makes my blood boil, as it just reminds me of that ******* advert :seething:

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tian447

Might be a bit harsh but... I HATE charity ads! Always try and change the channel. Am I the only cruel cruel man?

 

Same here.

 

Try to make me feel guilty you dirty horrible *******s. :seething:

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Konrad von Carstein

The word "nacho" does not sound like the phrase "not your", you smug ****. I would also never allow my arsehole pal to take a dunt out my burger, but no wonder he does given the completely inarticulate, confused warning he gets in advance.

What advert is this? ClearlyI need to watch more telly

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milky_26

What advert is this? ClearlyI need to watch more telly

kfc nacho burger

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Prince Buaben

The Phileas Fog adverts.

 

'Did you use the C word?'

 

Of course he did they are ******* crisps.

 

 

Then start to appear in different costumes. One even has an old fat boy want to wrestle

 

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Holyrood_Hearts

The Tango ARGH adverts with the bodybuilders & road safety adverts that had children singing on it equally drive me mad!!

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Creepy Lurker

I think what almost annoys me more about 'that's Nacho burger' is how chronically ******* terrible an idea a nacho burger is.

 

A burger with a nacho in it. One ******* nacho. Hold me back. Dicks.

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Gone

The Kevin Bacon adverts for whichever phone network he's flogging.

 

Yeah the EE advert. Bloody annoying.

 

On a lighter note the best advert at the moment has to be the Buyrites advert on the radio.

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:shitwine:

I think the boys face after saying 'that's nacho drink' is at the pinnacle of punchable.

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neave

The Barclays advert that pretty much says if you don't have money in your Barclays account you'll lose all your pals.

 

'For longer lasting friendships, rely on your bank'.

 

Genuinely makes me feel sick.

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Boris

As an aside, I quite like the Hilton hotels advert where they say wi-fi and breakfast is free. Only because the song playing is a version of this...

 

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trotter

Some of the American medicine ones I've been watching over here have been really doing my tits in. They say things like "ask your doctor if (insert generic brand name) is right for you". And I shit you not, "Serious side effects may include death, and an increased risk of fatal cancer, internal bleeding, fatal infections, etc, etc, etc."Eh, no thanks, I'll just stick to a bit of a sore head a for a few days.

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269miles

Some of the American medicine ones I've been watching over here have been really doing my tits in. They say things like "ask your doctor if (insert generic brand name) is right for you". And I shit you not, "Serious side effects may include death, and an increased risk of fatal cancer, internal bleeding, fatal infections, etc, etc, etc."Eh, no thanks, I'll just stick to a bit of a sore head a for a few days.

LOL. Watched a few of these on holiday a couple of weeks back. Adverts which seem to say "look we've gota cure for a problem , but YOU can't take it ".

 

As for the UK : when the **** are we gonna hear the last of that bloody insurance company's ads - I refuse to name them.

 

The bank ad (Barclays ? Nat West ?) where the little kid is in the garden talking about his parents lives and how the bank gave them a mortgage so they could move to a bigger house to have him...........pass the sick bucket.

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Craigieboy

Voyageprive.

 

The second guy at the desk.

 

:seething:

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rudi must stay

Dont know about worst, but the best advert is the muller rice one with the bear

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Big Chae

Dont know about worst, but the best advert is the muller rice one with the bear

 

:what:

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Cyprus Jambo

Dont know about worst, but the best advert is the muller rice one with the bear

I always have a little laugh when that comes on

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:shitwine:

'ANYTHING FOR YAO, CUPCAKE!'

 

:muggy:

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Chris Benoit
'ANYTHING FOR YAO, CUPCAKE!'

 

:muggy:

 

 

If it wasn't against the rules I would go into great detail the pain and suffering I want to inflict on that bellend

 

:seething:

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iantjambo

'ANYTHING FOR YAO, CUPCAKE!'

 

:muggy:

 

I came on to post this.

 

most annoying advert ever.

 

 

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Craigieboy

Voyageprive.

 

The second guy at the desk.

 

:seething:

 

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Cairneyhill Jambo

Usually heard on Radio Forth every day.

 

"one Thistle Timber, there's only one Thistle Timber"

 

If I ever meet the guy, i'll quite happily ram a ******* fencepost sideways up his ****.

 

It must have cost them at least a fiver to make it.

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Sooperstar

Coming up for the season of adverts with egg related puns. Can't wait.

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Guest GhostHunter

Madbid advert

 

If my postman started asking me all those questions, I'd fecking smack him in the pus.

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theo1874

 

'ANYTHING FOR YAO, CUPCAKE!'

 

:muggy:

 

This. I ******* hate that advert.

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bigsuperslim1874

'ANYTHING FOR YAO, CUPCAKE!'

 

:muggy:

 

I was getting worried that no-one else had mentioned this advert! It genuinely makes me seethe when it comes on.

 

:seethe:

Edited by bigsuperslim1874

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DocBrown

Has to be the Amazon kindle fire one. the one where the guy talks to the irish bird about her addiction to Candy Crush.

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Kenny ******* Powers

I was at the cinema a couple of weeks ago.That advert with the cat that sings we built this city(for 3?) came on before the trailers.

 

The advert doesn't bother me so much it was the reaction of the rest of the audience that made me cringe. You would think it was the funniest thing they had ever seen. Some of them were howling with laughter.

 

Is it just me or is it really not that funny?

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Seymour M Hersh

Has anyone ever bought anything they saw in an advert?

 

Yes but not because of the advert.

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Seymour M Hersh

Voyageprive.

 

The second guy at the desk.

 

:seething:

 

All of them. Think they're better than everyone else because they joined a posh discount club.

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dobmisterdobster

Any advert that goes on about "secrets".

Secret offers on hotels, "the worst kept secret in beauty"

 

It's not a ******* secret if it's being advertised.

Edited by dobmisterdobster

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Sooperstar

 

 

 

Never seen that before. Horrible middle class name with an advert of horrible middle class knobs.

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